Cassius Clay
16th March 2003, 11:34
Doctors At Work
A British doctor says:
Medicine in my country is so advanced that we can take a kidney out of one man, put it in another and have him looking for work in six weeks.
A German doctor says:
That’s nothing; we can take a ling out one person put it in another and have him looking for work in four weeks.
A Russian doctor says:
In my country, medicine is so advanced that we can take a half a heart out of person, put it in another one and have him looking for work in two weeks.
The American doctor, not to be outdone says:
You guys are way behind, we just took a man with no brains out of Texas, put him as president in the White House, and now half the country is looking for work, and the other half is preparing for war.
A British doctor says:
Medicine in my country is so advanced that we can take a kidney out of one man, put it in another and have him looking for work in six weeks.
A German doctor says:
That’s nothing; we can take a ling out one person put it in another and have him looking for work in four weeks.
A Russian doctor says:
In my country, medicine is so advanced that we can take a half a heart out of person, put it in another one and have him looking for work in two weeks.
The American doctor, not to be outdone says:
You guys are way behind, we just took a man with no brains out of Texas, put him as president in the White House, and now half the country is looking for work, and the other half is preparing for war.