bolshevik1917
5th March 2003, 18:13
"O Lord of Hosts, mighty in battle, rise up and destroy the Evil Axis! Smite them hip and thigh! Make their soldiers as stubble to our swords, and destroy their seed, leaving no trace on the face of the earth, that we might praise Thee forever.
"Lord, shower Thy blessings on our bombers as they shower their bombs on the cities, towns and villages of Iraq.
"Make their aim good and true, so that they destroy our Enemy and Thine in double-quick good time, so as not to cause too much bother in Saudi Arabia, which is next door, and not too much damage to the infrastructure of the oil industry.
"And let there be a minimum of body bags on our side so that we might smite the Democrats and dwell in the White House forever.
"Deliver unto our hands the cities and oil wells of the Unbelievers so that we may glorify thy name and replenish our coffers without raising the taxes of the rich men that are pleasing in Thy sight.
"Thou leadest me beside running lakes of crude and falling prices of other raw materials. Thou restorest my rate of Profit and renewest my Credit Rating. Yea! my stock market boometh. Surely, goodness and a low rate of inflation shall follow me all my days.
"Thou preparest a table in the midst of mine enemies and annointest my head with Iraqi oil. My cup runneth over.
"Give us this day our Second Security Council Resolution, and lead us not into new anti-war demonstrations but deliver us from the French Veto.
"For THINE is the Kingdom, the Power and the Glory…
"But OURS are the Second Biggest Reserves of Oil in the World for ever and ever.
Amen."
http://www.marxist.com/Europe/their_morals_ours.html
"Lord, shower Thy blessings on our bombers as they shower their bombs on the cities, towns and villages of Iraq.
"Make their aim good and true, so that they destroy our Enemy and Thine in double-quick good time, so as not to cause too much bother in Saudi Arabia, which is next door, and not too much damage to the infrastructure of the oil industry.
"And let there be a minimum of body bags on our side so that we might smite the Democrats and dwell in the White House forever.
"Deliver unto our hands the cities and oil wells of the Unbelievers so that we may glorify thy name and replenish our coffers without raising the taxes of the rich men that are pleasing in Thy sight.
"Thou leadest me beside running lakes of crude and falling prices of other raw materials. Thou restorest my rate of Profit and renewest my Credit Rating. Yea! my stock market boometh. Surely, goodness and a low rate of inflation shall follow me all my days.
"Thou preparest a table in the midst of mine enemies and annointest my head with Iraqi oil. My cup runneth over.
"Give us this day our Second Security Council Resolution, and lead us not into new anti-war demonstrations but deliver us from the French Veto.
"For THINE is the Kingdom, the Power and the Glory…
"But OURS are the Second Biggest Reserves of Oil in the World for ever and ever.
Amen."
http://www.marxist.com/Europe/their_morals_ours.html