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2nd March 2003, 00:29
372.01 Any person with a valid state rodent or armadillo hunting license may also hunt and harvest attorneys for recreational and sporting (noncommercial) purposes.
372.02 Taking of attorneys with traps or deadfalls is permitted. The use of United States currency as bait is, however, prohibited.
372.03 The willful killing of attorneys with a motor vehicle is prohibited, unless such vehicle is an ambulance being driven in reverse. If an attorney is accidentally struck by a motor vehicle, the dead attorney shall be moved to the roadside and the vehicle shall proceed to the nearest carwash.
372.04 It is unlawful to chase, herd or harvest attorneys from a power boat, helicopter, or aircraft.
372.05 It is unlawful to shout WHIPLASH, AMBULANCE, or FREE SCOTCH for the purpose of trapping attorneys.
372.06 It is unlawful to hunt attorneys within 100 yards of BMW, Mercedes, or Porsche dealerships, except on Wednesday afternoons.
372.07 It is unlawful to hunt attorneys within 200 yards of courtrooms, law libraries, health clubs, country clubs, or hospitals.
372.08 If an attorney gains elective office, it is not necessary to have a license to hunt, trap, or possess the same.
372.09 It is unlawful for a hunter to wear a disguise as a reporter, accident victim, physician, chiropractor, or tax accountant for the purpose of hunting attorneys.
372.10 Bag Limits Per Day:
Yellow-bellied Sidewinders: 2
Two-faced Tort-feasors: 1
Back-stabbing Divorce Litigators: 2
Corporate Cut-throats: 3
Minutiae-Advocating Chickens: 2
Gormless Twits (Judges): No Limit
Honest Attorneys: 0 (On Endangered Species List)
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372.02 Taking of attorneys with traps or deadfalls is permitted. The use of United States currency as bait is, however, prohibited.
372.03 The willful killing of attorneys with a motor vehicle is prohibited, unless such vehicle is an ambulance being driven in reverse. If an attorney is accidentally struck by a motor vehicle, the dead attorney shall be moved to the roadside and the vehicle shall proceed to the nearest carwash.
372.04 It is unlawful to chase, herd or harvest attorneys from a power boat, helicopter, or aircraft.
372.05 It is unlawful to shout WHIPLASH, AMBULANCE, or FREE SCOTCH for the purpose of trapping attorneys.
372.06 It is unlawful to hunt attorneys within 100 yards of BMW, Mercedes, or Porsche dealerships, except on Wednesday afternoons.
372.07 It is unlawful to hunt attorneys within 200 yards of courtrooms, law libraries, health clubs, country clubs, or hospitals.
372.08 If an attorney gains elective office, it is not necessary to have a license to hunt, trap, or possess the same.
372.09 It is unlawful for a hunter to wear a disguise as a reporter, accident victim, physician, chiropractor, or tax accountant for the purpose of hunting attorneys.
372.10 Bag Limits Per Day:
Yellow-bellied Sidewinders: 2
Two-faced Tort-feasors: 1
Back-stabbing Divorce Litigators: 2
Corporate Cut-throats: 3
Minutiae-Advocating Chickens: 2
Gormless Twits (Judges): No Limit
Honest Attorneys: 0 (On Endangered Species List)
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