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Invader Zim
25th February 2003, 15:24
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Arrested pensioner's identity questioned


Mr Bond was arrested and imprisoned in Durban
US government officials in South Africa are trying to ascertain whether or not retired UK businessman Derek Bond is the man they are seeking in connection with a multi-million pound fraud.

Bristol-based Mr Bond was arrested at gunpoint while in the republic on a wine-tasting tour with his wife.

The 72-year-old is being held in custody in Durban after being detained at the request of FBI officials investigating fraud in the US.

The father-of-three and his family insist it is a case of mistaken identity.

But the FBI told the BBC it believed the pensioner was Derek Sykes, a man they are looking for in connection with a telemarketing scheme which defrauded people of millions of dollars.

South African police spokeswoman Mary Martins-Engelbrecht said: "As far as I know he gave his co-operation and he is now in custody."


Ms Martins-Engelbrecht said Mr Bond co-operated with officers
Ms Martins-Engelbrecht said a South African court had ruled Mr Bond could be extradited to the US.

But she said the extradition had been put on hold, pending final determination of Mr Bond's identity.

"At the moment he is still extraditable, but we couldn't extradite him because of the claim that he made that he is not the right Bond," she said.

On Tuesday the Interpol website carried an image of a Derek Lloyd Sykes on its "wanted" page.

Mr Sykes is the same age as Mr Bond, according to the website.

Mr Bond's son Son Peter said: "He is receiving moral support from family, friends and the British consulate.

'Speedy conclusion'

"The South African police are being reasonably helpful and are aware that he is the wrong man.

"The FBI and American embassy, however, are being less helpful and have not even bothered to interview him until yesterday because they were not apparently aware that he was denying the charges, even though he had agreed to extradition."

A spokesman for the British High Commission said diplomats had been in contact with Mr Bond and that the South Africans were treating him well.

"We're encouraging the US authorities to bring this to a speedy conclusion.

Wanted man

"It's frustrating that it's taken so long that he is either positively identified or eliminated," spokesman Nick Sheppard said.

DeAngela Burns-Wallace, a spokeswoman at the US Embassy, said officials were attempting to confirm whether Mr Bond was indeed the wanted man, who also goes by the name Derek Sykes.

"If he is identified as the individual charged with fraud, then he would be extradited.

"If not, then he would be released," she said.

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My god this is just supposedly the most efficent law enforsement agency on Earth. No wonder we have not found Bin Laden yet. :o

Tkinter1
25th February 2003, 20:25
Yeah totaly. if it was comunist pollice they woulda done beter.

Goldfinger
26th February 2003, 00:11
communist police. the irony.

Tkinter1
26th February 2003, 16:16
?

The Sniper
26th February 2003, 19:19
Even more amusing, he aint the guy they where looking for anyway!! It turned out the FBI made a "mistake", and that it was quite "amazing" that 2 people can look so similier. What a great job the FBI did, just be glad it wasnt the CIA as they would of probably just gone in and shot him claiming he was a terroist communist or something like that and the fraud was just a front.

Hegemonicretribution
26th February 2003, 19:57
I think it is funny that they acted on a snitch....All the organisation,training,money,equiptment and the such and a tip off is it. Hey I found Osama....oh shit wait no it was Santa, sorry both had beards (amazing)...sorry this really ammuses me:)

Tkinter1
26th February 2003, 20:18
Nice work moving things to chit chat james

Capitalist Imperial
27th February 2003, 03:56
I love it when the leftists magnify the few errors of the FBI and ignore the much more numerous successes.

True spin doctors, these pukes.

Palmares
27th February 2003, 04:47
Quote: from Capitalist Imperial on 1:56 pm on Feb. 27, 2003
I love it when the leftists magnify the few errors of the FBI and ignore the much more numerous successes.

True spin doctors, these pukes.

Wouldn't cappies say the same about leftist police, as such, then we would reverse it like you just did?

Invader Zim
27th February 2003, 19:13
Quote: from Capitalist Imperial on 3:56 am on Feb. 27, 2003
I love it when the leftists magnify the few errors of the FBI and ignore the much more numerous successes.

True spin doctors, these pukes.


What you mean like fucking up the Kennedy investigation ect.

Tkinter1
27th February 2003, 20:17
GAWD. AK why is this post even in here? It's almost as if you're trying to start some pointless argument, that would lead to nowhere.

The Sniper
27th February 2003, 22:44
Man you right-wingers are damn touchy!! Why are u jumping to a defense of the FBI when they are so clearly in the wrong!! And what fooking successes, this is a country that has possbily the most conspiracy theorys in the world! There must be some thing wrong if most ppl think these men in suits are working to disguise evidense and not allow the public to view the whole story!