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bolshevik1917

8th February 2003, 12:38

If you cannot find Osama, bomb Iraq.
If the markets are a drama, bomb Iraq.
If the terrorists are frisky,
Pakistan is looking shifty,
North Korea is too risky,
Bomb Iraq.

If we have no allies with us, bomb Iraq.
If we think that someone's dissed us, bomb Iraq.
So to hell with the inspections,
Let's look tough for the elections,
Close your mind and take directions,
Bomb Iraq.

It's pre-emptive non-aggression, bomb Iraq.
To prevent this mass destruction, bomb Iraq.
They've got weapons we can't see,
And that's all the proof we need,
If they're not there, they must be there,
Bomb Iraq.

If you never were elected, bomb Iraq.
If your mood is quite dejected, bomb Iraq.
If you think Saddam's gone mad,
With the weapons that he had,
And he tried to kill your dad,
Bomb Iraq.

If corporate fraud is growin', bomb Iraq.
If your ties to it are showin', bomb Iraq.
If your politics are sleazy,
And hiding that ain't easy,
And your manhood's getting queasy,
Bomb Iraq.

Fall in line and follow orders, bomb Iraq.
For our might knows not our borders, bomb Iraq.
Disagree? We'll call it treason,
Let's make war not love this season,
Even if we have no reason,
Bomb Iraq.

Dr. Rosenpenis

9th February 2003, 00:15

clever

Blackshirt

9th February 2003, 05:29

Subtle.

ID2002

9th February 2003, 06:47

yet, true...
:)

englandsgay

9th February 2003, 07:00

yea i guess amerikkka(lol you hippies) should just let the arabs come and kill everyone. you think they'd hisitate if they could get away with it? please.. after all whats a US civilian death compared to a iraqi civilian one.

Anonymous

9th February 2003, 07:14

What kind of asshole turns a commonly known children's song into a piece of antiwar propaganda.

Guest1

9th February 2003, 07:26

I'm gonna have to stand with "darkcapitalist" and "englandsgay" on this one. I find it sickening that anyone would sink to the level of taking away the right of americans who became rich through honest, hard work to bomb the shit out of filthy little arab children halfway across the world who have done nothing at all to harm anyone.

Fuck the war.

synthesis

9th February 2003, 07:30

LOL! Nearly spewed my white russian over your post, Che Y Marijuana :)

Kapitan Andrey

9th February 2003, 07:55

Interesting song...It is true...u.s.a. just wants to CRUSH someone...

Damn bush!!!

Pete

9th February 2003, 16:55

Go to Joons board for new verses :)

To what Kapitan said, it is as with Rome. If you are rotting on the inside maek the people look outside.

LeonardoDaVinci

12th February 2003, 02:21

Quote: from englandsgay on 7:00 am on Feb. 9, 2003
yea i guess amerikkka(lol you hippies) should just let the arabs come and kill everyone. you think they'd hisitate if they could get away with it? please.. after all whats a US civilian death compared to a iraqi civilian one.

Great, another ignorant fascist racist bigot rightwing son of a ***** who decides to join our forums :sad: . Where do they breed you lot????????

Smoking Frog II

14th February 2003, 21:03

Quote: from LeonardoDaVinci on 2:21 am on Feb. 12, 2003
another ignorant fascist racist bigot rightwing son of a ***** who decides to join our forums :sad: . Where do they breed you lot????????

another ignorant fascist who obviously cannot spell.

Breed your demons with intelligence; not brawn.

Invader Zim

15th February 2003, 21:59

I have already said what we should do with that facist bastard.

Totalitarian

17th February 2003, 08:52

Quote: from englandsgay on 7:00 am on Feb. 9, 2003
yea i guess amerikkka(lol you hippies) should just let the arabs come and kill everyone. you think they'd hisitate if they could get away with it? please.. after all whats a US civilian death compared to a iraqi civilian one.

WTF? Where are these iraqis coming to kill everyone? What has iraq done to harm the US?

This is a zionist/imperialist war to spread AMERICAN CAPITALIST DOMINATION ACROSS THE GLOBE...

Resist.

OskarYeager

18th February 2003, 02:02

yeah, Totalitarian... with an influence on the ZIONIST...

Oops, I really don't want to hurt the feelings of RUMSFLED, or the war-hawk cabinet Secretaries WOLFOWITZ and Richard Pearl... Oh yeah, can't forget Billy CRISTOL, the media-spokesman for this war either. He's always been marketing this war on Gerald LEVIN'S CNN and SULZBERGER's New York Times...

gee these names sure have the same ring to it... Must be a lot of influential "Germans" in the pro-war government/media establishment. Damn those "German-Americans" all they ever want is war! ;)

peaccenicked

18th February 2003, 02:07

nice one B1917

synthesis

18th February 2003, 02:13

Oskar, Rumsfeld isn't Jewish.

Anonymous

18th February 2003, 02:14

Quote: from OskarYeager on 7:02 am on Feb. 18, 2003
yeah, Totalitarian... with an influence on the ZIONIST...

Oops, I really don't want to hurt the feelings of RUMSFLED, or the war-hawk cabinet Secretaries WOLFOWITZ and Richard Pearl... Oh yeah, can't forget Billy CRISTOL, the media-spokesman for this war either. He's always been marketing this war on Gerald LEVIN'S CNN and SULZBERGER's New York Times...

gee these names sure have the same ring to it... Must be a lot of influential "Germans" in the pro-war government/media establishment. Damn those "German-Americans" all they ever want is war! ;)

The same argument can also be used white nationalists.

Not to mention Rumsfelds not a Jew.

synthesis

18th February 2003, 02:26

Ha ha, I beat you DC ;)

Anonymous

18th February 2003, 03:11

I bet DyerMakers' a Jew. :biggrin: j/k

CruelVerdad

19th February 2003, 01:24

NICE, and clever of course. And in the end, TRUE!

NO BOMBS IN IRAQ!