What to eat - at McDonalds

[Moskitto]

if you ever have an unusual desire to eat that shit, here is the advice my friend who works there gave me.

DO NOT EAT
Quarter Pounders
Chicken Nuggets
Both are left for ages in greese and are greese loaded

Slightly better
Big Macs - No Ghurkins or Sauce
Chicken Nuggets

[Stormin Norman]

I usually order the Big Mac meal or the fish sandwich meal. If I am feeling especially hungry I will splurge on a hot fudge sunday.

[Anonymous]

I like quarter pounders and especially big macs. Although I have to say, their nuggets are nothing compared to Wendy's.

[Capitalist Imperial]

The double quarter pounder with cheese is the only viable option.

Supersize it, please!!

I love America.

[Capitalist Imperial]

Moskitto, you have not addressed my e-mail about 1812 Naval Battles!!!

[Umoja]

Eat at Wendy's.

[PaulDavidHewson]

DO NOT EAT
Quarter Pounders
Chicken Nuggets
Both are left for ages in greese and are greese loaded

Slightly better
Big Macs - No Ghurkins or Sauce
Chicken Nuggets



"Do not eat chicken nuggest" and then you say slightly better:" chicked nuggets". I'm confused now, should I eat them or not?

[Moskitto]

Quote: from Capitalist Imperial on 9:53 pm on Jan. 23, 2003
The double quarter pounder with cheese is the only viable option.

Supersize it, please!!

I love America.


Double quarter pounders are allright, they're not left in the greese for ages.

the do not eat one is chicken burgers not nuggets, i made a typo like i'm probably doing now cos i mashed on of my fingers.

actually, AK and I have addressed it.

[Invader Zim]

no mac donalds is safe... (with the exception of the McFlurry to which i am partial)

[chamo]

I never eat at McDonalds, Burger Queen, KFC and there is no such thing as a wendy's here.

[truthaddict11]

none are sanitary they dont wear gloves while preparing the food. what if a guy just came back from taking a shit? i dont want that in my burger.

[Larissa]

I usually eat capies, but sometimes, when I'm on a diet, I eat just idiots.

[Capitalist Imperial]

Quote: from Larissa on 7:46 pm on Jan. 24, 2003
I usually eat capies, but sometimes, when I'm on a diet, I eat just idiots.

Too easy

[Goldfinger]

I really don't like the burgers at McDonalds or Burger King, they're too wet and small. The less widespread restaurants, like Maliks if you live in Norway, have the best burgers. Actually, pretty much all restaurants or cafés have relatively good burgers, and much better than McDonalds.

[Larissa]

Quote: from Capitalist Imperial on 5:19 pm on Jan. 24, 2003

Quote: from Larissa on 7:46 pm on Jan. 24, 2003
I usually eat capies, but sometimes, when I'm on a diet, I eat just idiots. Sad, but true, coz McDonald's burgers are made out of the flesh of starving ethiopian children who died thanks to Capitalism's benefits.

Too easy

[timbaly]

I eat a 9 or 20 piece box of chicken McNuggets with honey mustard sauce. Oh, and it better be the sauce in the packet and not the Honey Mustard sauce made for the Chicken selects, which isn't as good.

[Capitalist Imperial]

Quote: from Larissa on 9:37 pm on Jan. 24, 2003

Quote: from Capitalist Imperial on 5:19 pm on Jan. 24, 2003

Quote: from Larissa on 7:46 pm on Jan. 24, 2003
I usually eat capies, but sometimes, when I'm on a diet, I eat just idiots. Sad, but true, coz McDonald's burgers are made out of the flesh of starving ethiopian children who died thanks to Capitalism's benefits.

Too easy



someone has to pay

[Anonymous]

When it comes to fast food restaurants I prefer Wendy's, Arby's, and Taco Bell in that order. The others I really don't care too much for, although McDanold's and Dairy Queen are good on occaision.

[Larissa]

Sad, but true, coz McDonald's burgers are made out of the flesh of starving ethiopian children who died thanks to Capitalism's benefits. - Larissa

someone has to pay - CI
CI, you aren't serious, are you? I still have a stupid hope you are a sensitive person.

[Anonymous]

Southeast Asian children are usually preferable to ethiopians, as they tend to be more meaty. Ethiopian flesh is just too stringy for me.

[James]

I can't believe some of you people actually go into macdonalds!

I really can't.

[Invader Zim]

I agree with James i like my digestive system intact. (I keep trying forgeting those McFlurry's but they are nice.)

[Tkinter1]

I would hunt Ethiopian children if they weren't served at Mcdonalds.

[Larissa]

I guess some of you guys would be delighted to have some Jews for dinner at Hitler's place.

[Tkinter1]

Now you're just being ridiculous Larissa....

(Edited by Tkinter1 at 10:24 pm on Jan. 24, 2003)

[Capitalist Imperial]

Quote: from Larissa on 9:57 pm on Jan. 24, 2003

Sad, but true, coz McDonald's burgers are made out of the flesh of starving ethiopian children who died thanks to Capitalism's benefits. - Larissa

someone has to pay - CI
CI, you aren't serious, are you? I still have a stupid hope you are a sensitive person.

of course i'm joking

[Capitalist Imperial]

they do have good fries

[James]

erm, you mean those waffer thin sticks of crusty crap? Thats covered in salt, so you need to buy even more crap over priced drink?

I'm i the only one, who after eating one of their meals, found themselves to be just as hungry before?
But this was several years back now...

But hey, if you want to eat in a shit-hole like that, be my guest.

[Larissa]

Quote: from Capitalist Imperial on 8:06 pm on Jan. 24, 2003
they do have good fries
Thanks CI, I feel better now.

[Larissa]

Quote: from Tkinter1 on 7:21 pm on Jan. 24, 2003
Now you're just being ridiculous Larissa....

(Edited by Tkinter1 at 10:24 pm on Jan. 24, 2003)
I truly apologize Tkinter1

[Capitalist Imperial]

Quote: from James on 11:09 pm on Jan. 24, 2003
erm, you mean those waffer thin sticks of crusty crap? Thats covered in salt, so you need to buy even more crap over priced drink?

I'm i the only one, who after eating one of their meals, found themselves to be just as hungry before?
But this was several years back now...

But hey, if you want to eat in a shit-hole like that, be my guest.


Well, european and american Mcdonalds are somewhat different from what I understand. Maybe the fries (or I guess you say chips) are different there.

[James]

lol, i thought everything was the same everywhere - the main idea of it in the first place!>!>!

So what are chips like over there?

[Capitalist Imperial]

Quote: from James on 11:56 pm on Jan. 24, 2003
lol, i thought everything was the same everywhere - the main idea of it in the first place!>!>!

So what are chips like over there?

Yeah, standardization is the theory, but it never quite works out that way in application (like communism, LOL).

Fries here are usually really hot (not having sat around), crisp outside and soft inside, and full of flavor(salt, LOL).

Here is a good tip (gluttonous, but good!): Next time you are at any burger joint, get some salty fries and a milkshake (any flavor OK). Dip the fries in the shake.

Trust me.

[truthaddict11]

salty and as nasty as hell.
james thier meals arent filling because they are made from crap. i am serious there is feces in the meat.

[Capitalist Imperial]

Quote: from truthaddict11 on 12:35 am on Jan. 25, 2003
salty and as nasty as hell.
james thier meals arent filling because they are made from crap. i am serious there is feces in the meat.

If you get a #4 (double quarter ponder with cheese meal deal) supersize, it will be pretty filing.

[truthaddict11]

Here is a good tip (gluttonous, but good!): Next time you are at any burger joint, get some salty fries and a milkshake (any flavor OK). Dip the fries in the shake.

Trust me.

now thats just sick!

[Capitalist Imperial]

but try dipping the french fries in the milkshake thing, its legit

[Invader Zim]

Tell me CI why do you call chips, Fries??? This has always bothered me, I know its very pettey but why. I know they are fried but so are fried eggs, bacon, susages ect, this has always puzzled me.

[Capitalist Imperial]

Quote: from AK47 on 4:40 pm on Jan. 25, 2003
Tell me CI why do you call chips, Fries??? This has always bothered me, I know its very pettey but why. I know they are fried but so are fried eggs, bacon, susages ect, this has always puzzled me.

I don't know. I guess because our "chips" are the bags of pre-fried potato-chips that you buy in a grocery store, they are very thin and not hot, of course. they are, like, he #1 snack food here in the states.

I'm sure that fore some reason, fried potatoes n the states ended up being shortened to "fries".

[Invader Zim]

Hmm thats interesting, i have no idea why we call "fries" "chips" over here. Are Chips in the US crisps? Like walker's or Mc'ane chips?

[Capitalist Imperial]

Yeah, exactly. You call french fries "Chips". ANd you call Potato Chips "Crisps".

In the States, whenever potato chips are flavored with salt and vinegar (we have many different flavors here), there is usually a British Flag on the bag, because of your penchant for malt vinegar.

I love salt and vinegar flavored chips!!!

[Invader Zim]

Me too i like Prawn cocktail, and Cheese and onion as well.

[chamo]

Yeah, exactly. You call french fries "Chips". ANd you call Potato Chips "Crisps".

Ohhhhh, aren't we soooo quaint. Your fast food chains are a disgrace to chips, they are mean to be lovely fried chunky pieces of potato, flavoured with a little dashing of salt and a sprinkling of malt vinegar with maybe some mayonnaise or Heinz tomato ketchup wrapped inside newspaper to keep them nice and warm from the blusterly sea breeze.. Not like your fatty fried pieces of compressed potato powder that you get in a crappy piece of cardboard saturated with grease and vinegar. Phhhh!

[Invader Zim]

I thought they stopped selling them in Newspaper because it gave people ink poisoning?

That is a good point though. CI if you ever Visit the UK go to a fish n' chip shop for the best chips in the world.

[chamo]

And the best battered fish in the world. Battered sausage and battered Mars bar however, shudder.

[Invader Zim]

have you ever had battered mars bar Happy guy if not then i advise you to avoid them, they have.... side effects.

[Capitalist Imperial]

OH, I agree.

I'm sure that a legitimate British fish n' chips house has wonderful chips much better than fast food fries (I mean, you are famous for your fish and chips!), and I love fried fish with tartar sauce!! (In alaska, we use halibut, and I think that it is even better than cod, which is already good!)

But also, there are plenty of legitimate American resturaunts that serve very good fried potatoes.

As for dipping them in mayonaise, we usually don't do that here. Maybe I'll try it.

[Capitalist Imperial]

LOL, deep fried Mars Bars!! That sounds hella good!!!

I'll have to try that.

Man, fish and chips, battered sausage, deep fried Mars Bars? Bangers? All the french food with the butter and cheese?

Why are we the overweight ones? LOL

[Moskitto]

Quote: from Apocalypse When on 9:29 pm on Jan. 24, 2003
I really don't like the burgers at McDonalds or Burger King, they're too wet and small. The less widespread restaurants, like Maliks if you live in Norway, have the best burgers. Actually, pretty much all restaurants or cafés have relatively good burgers, and much better than McDonalds.


I like Kebab Ye's kebabs and their burgers are pretty great too, unfortunately there's only one in the whole world and that's in my home town.

There is actually a difference between "fries" and "chips", "fries" were originally mashed potato which had been squirted into fat and fried so were consiquentally much thinner than the "chips" which were merely potato cut up and fried. The thinner style is more common in America and the thicker style is more common in Britain.

"Chips" is sometimes used to describe what we would normally call "crisps." Some expensive and American imported varieties of crisps are marketed as "chips" such as "Kettle Chips", which I must say are rather quite exquisite, even though i'm not meant to eat them too often, I still do.

The fish and chip shop in new york (yes there is one) still sells them in newspaper.

[Invader Zim]

Its the Macdonalds all they conatain is Fat, especially my favourats the McFlurry.

[Invader Zim]

Wow crooksie were do you ger all this random knowlage. Ohh and i agree the Kebabs are lush with salad.

[Capitalist Imperial]

Yeah, you should go to a regular stand-alone (not fast-food) resuraunt when you are in the States. The food is much better, varied, and of higher quality. The fries are real potato, too.

BTW: "In n' Out Burger" is one fast food place that has fries cut fresh directly from whole potatoes (but they are only in California).

[Moskitto]

erm, you mean those waffer thin sticks of crusty crap? Thats covered in salt, so you need to buy even more crap over priced drink?

That's why they put so much on them, in Belgium we went to a pizza hut (being at a restaurant where you can't read the menu is funny) and i didn't have a massive appetite so i put lots of salt on it and i ate all of it cos every bite just made me hungry.

[Capitalist Imperial]

Of course, you know the USA is the best place to get the world's greatest food:

PIZZA!!!!!

[Invader Zim]

American Pizza are good, but you get nice ones here as well.

[Moskitto]

there's one in evesham that's quite nice, American pizza is nothing like real Italian pizza though (as in a different style), and this was told to me by an Italian.

btw chris, I shouldn't be eating all this fast food, Tibor wants me to go to the Marathon Europeans and Worlds.

[Capitalist Imperial]

Yeah, I'm sure.

Again, its good to try to find an individual "mom-and-pop"(as they are called in the states) resturaunt, not a chain (except round table pizza, they are really good).

I like my pizza with a little sharp cheddar on top of the mozzarela, you can't beat sharp cheddar. Then pepperoni, sausage, roasted garlic, mushrooms, and olives, then a little parmesian and tabasco sauce.

It almost makes me want to cry.

[Invader Zim]

The hawian stile with pineapple and ham is good

[Capitalist Imperial]

Quote: from AK47 on 6:39 pm on Jan. 25, 2003
The hawian stile with pineapple and ham is good

yeah, thats good too. its hard for me to turn down any pizza with any given combination of toppings

[RedComrade]

America's take on chinese food is without a doubt the best part of American cuisine. I have been to an authentic chinese restauraunt once and found it wasnt much like the typical american chinese place. However i love the heavily meat cuisine of the typical chinese place here, mongolian pepper steak and beef with vegetables are quite possibly the greatest delecacys made. Love or hate America but noone can deny it has some of the best damned food on this earth. I live near some amish communities and amish food is un damned beleivable for anyone who drives through northern indiana dont miss the Essenhaus in goshen that place is the shit. Also authentic German is damned good to, veal and fried potatoes is delicious, most of my favorite dishes are foreign ethnic influenced so it be unfair to give america all the credit, but with a melting pot society we get the best from all cultures i like that.

[Invader Zim]

Authentic Chinese food is very nice. One of my friends from the IOM is chinese and the food they eat is much better than what they sell. (his mum owns a restaraunt)

[Capitalist Imperial]

Quote: from Moskitto on 6:23 pm on Jan. 25, 2003
there's one in evesham that's quite nice, American pizza is nothing like real Italian pizza though (as in a different style), and this was told to me by an Italian.

btw chris, I shouldn't be eating all this fast food, Tibor wants me to go to the Marathon Europeans and Worlds.



Yeah, I've seen authentic italian pizza on cooking shows. It's usually much simpler, more rustic, just dough, some tomato sauce, mozzerella, a little basil and some olive oil. It looks good!

America tends to use more and varied cheeses, and more toppings, especially meat-based.

[Invader Zim]

What authentic food does the USA have?

[Anonymous]

Those Amish make some of the best damn pies in the world.

[Invader Zim]

This thread must be killing vegitarians.

[Capitalist Imperial]

Quote: from AK47 on 7:13 pm on Jan. 25, 2003
What authentic food does the USA have?


That is actually a very good question. Much of our food, while original in its interpretation, is not really our invention fundamentally. Pizza is a good example of this.

Hot dogs are pretty original. The bun was our idea, but the meat is a descendant of the frankfurter.

I think the hamburger/cheeseburger is probably the most authentic American ethnic food.

From what I understand, spaghetti was actually invented here, not italy.

Maybe Ice cream.

Oh, fried chicken is definately from the southern regions of the USA.

popcorn?

[RedComrade]

That they do DC, that they do. Although I reccomend any pie from an amish bakery I have to give special notice to Sugar Cream pie, pumpkin, dutch apple, chocolate cream, and cherry; the finest damned pies in the world period. Another good pie not connected with the amish is the derby pie. If you ever have the privelage to visit Louisville pick some up, i gurantee youll love the shit, very good...

[Moskitto]

Italian pizza is a snack food rather than a meal by itself.

I like fish on pizza, lots of it. and that barbecue sauce pizza at pizzahut was nice.

[Capitalist Imperial]

Quote: from RedComrade on 7:26 pm on Jan. 25, 2003
That they do DC, that they do. Although I reccomend any pie from an amish bakery I have to give special notice to Sugar Cream pie, pumpkin, dutch apple, chocolate cream, and cherry; the finest damned pies in the world period. Another good pie not connected with the amish is the derby pie. If you ever have the privelage to visit Louisville pick some up, i gurantee youll love the shit, very good...


Blueberry and French silk. Bar none

(does that count as giving kudos to the French?) J/K!!!

[Capitalist Imperial]

Quote: from Moskitto on 7:27 pm on Jan. 25, 2003
Italian pizza is a snack food rather than a meal by itself.

I like fish on pizza, lots of it. and that barbecue sauce pizza at pizzahut was nice.


I've had shrimp, but not fish. Most american places don't offer fish on pizza (except anchovies), just shrimp I'll have to try that.

[Invader Zim]

Quote: from Capitalist Imperial on 7:24 pm on Jan. 25, 2003

Quote: from AK47 on 7:13 pm on Jan. 25, 2003
What authentic food does the USA have?


That is actually a very good question. Much of our food, while original in its interpretation, is not really our invention fundamentally. Pizza is a good example of this.

Hot dogs are pretty original. The bun was our idea, but the meat is a descendant of the frankfurter.

I think the hamburger/cheeseburger is probably the most authentic American ethnic food.

From what I understand, spaghetti was actually invented here, not italy.

Maybe Ice cream.

Oh, fried chicken is definately from the southern regions of the USA.

popcorn?




No hamburger were made in Hamburg Germany.
Ice cream was invented in Brighton in england. I learned that from Blue Peter yesterday when i was bored stiff yesterday.

[Moskitto]

Ice Cream was originally invented in China in C500BC, although not in the way it is today, but the Stuarts did eat Ice Cream.

[Invader Zim]

Well then moskitto whats the moral of this story: -

NEVER EVER BELIEVE BLUE PETER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[chamo]

Damn self-righteous Blue Peter.

[Invader Zim]

Its an evil program that poisons the minds of the Children. The first thing we should do if we ever get into power is ban it!!!!!!

[Moskitto]

I wanna go to Gdansk and Zamora, hopefully at Zamora there'll be some Americans, apparantly their C1 paddlers are worse than ours.

[Smoking Frog II]

VANILLA MILKSHAKE IS THE THING.

mc donalds apple pies are said to be endangering the lives of smoking frogs, [a species of frog.]

[Invader Zim]

Hmm my avatar seems to be dieing. It does not appear to be loading properly.

[timbaly]

Quote: from Moskitto on 12:53 pm on Jan. 26, 2003
The fish and chip shop in new york (yes there is one) still sells them in newspaper.


That place is great, I can't think of the name right now but I know it's located in Greenwich Village in Manhattan. It's considered to be one of the better restaurants within the city.

CI might have been confused with ice cream and the ice cream cone. The cone was invented in the USA but I don't believe the actual ice cream was.

[Anonymous]

Right now I'm sucking down old packets of Arby's sauce. Which seem to be expired.

I wonder if you can get sick from eating expired condiments?

(Edited by Dark Capitalist at 11:36 am on Jan. 26, 2003)

[synthesis]

Umm, spaghetti was invented in Italy but tomatoes are a North American crop.

[Moskitto]

barbecues are actually american, although they are generally associated with australia.

[Invader Zim]

I thought that Tomato's were a British fruit? Ohh well i dont like them anyway.

[Moskitto]

they were originally from south america like the potato.

[Invader Zim]

Moskitto you really are the fount of all knowlage. But i thought potato's came from North America because of the climate???

[Moskitto]

potatos might be north, they're definitely from the americas though,

tomatoes are very hard to grow in europe because it's generally too cold for them, especially northern europe.

[Invader Zim]

Yes definatly america. Dont you recon this should be in chit chat, but whatever.

Moskitto have a look in that post on the Iraki sittuation. What do you recon?

[Capitalist Imperial]

Quote: from AK47 on 7:45 pm on Jan. 25, 2003

Quote: from Capitalist Imperial on 7:24 pm on Jan. 25, 2003

Quote: from AK47 on 7:13 pm on Jan. 25, 2003
What authentic food does the USA have?



That is actually a very good question. Much of our food, while original in its interpretation, is not really our invention fundamentally. Pizza is a good example of this.

Hot dogs are pretty original. The bun was our idea, but the meat is a descendant of the frankfurter.

I think the hamburger/cheeseburger is probably the most authentic American ethnic food.

From what I understand, spaghetti was actually invented here, not italy.

Maybe Ice cream.

Oh, fried chicken is definately from the southern regions of the USA.

popcorn?




No hamburger were made in Hamburg Germany.
Ice cream was invented in Brighton in england. I learned that from Blue Peter yesterday when i was bored stiff yesterday.


Yes, I knew that the name hamburger came from hamburg, germany, but I believe it was more of just a meatball cooked wit onions.

As I earned it, an american grill cook was in a hurry, and trying to cook one of these meatballs faster , and thus smashed it down with his spautula, yielding the more familiar patty. At some point, someone started using the bun to make it more edible while on the go.

Anyway, with certain foods it is difficult to place a finger on its true origins, as foods really evolves over time.

[Capitalist Imperial]

Quote: from AK47 on 8:48 pm on Jan. 25, 2003
Its an evil program that poisons the minds of the Children. The first thing we should do if we ever get into power is ban it!!!!!!


Spoken like a true socialist!!! LOL

[Capitalist Imperial]

Quote: from DyerMaker on 6:44 am on Jan. 26, 2003
Umm, spaghetti was invented in Italy but tomatoes are a North American crop.


Right, I'm sure you're right, the pasta was invented in Italy.

When I say spaghetti I refer to the combination of the pasta, meat, and sauce. As I understand it spagetti the meal was developed in italian cmmmunities in the USA.

[Capitalist Imperial]

Quote: from Moskitto on 9:07 am on Jan. 26, 2003
barbecues are actually american, although they are generally associated with australia.


yes, thats true. I didn't even think about that because it is more of a cooking technique than an actual food.

Do europeans really associate Barbecues with australia more than the US? Interesting.

I wonder if Aussie barbecues usually employ the sweet, honey and brown sugar based barbecue sauces that are popular with american barbecuing.

Anyway, yes, barbecuing is definatelty an american original.

[chamo]

I don't know why ausstralians are associated with the barbeque. It was probably a Fosters ad:

"Hello, I'm havin' a Fosters and Mike's just taken a kangaroo of the bar-be."

And then they have some competition where they have to use anal propolsion to direct a 10p coin into a beer bottle.

[Smoking Frog II]

Quote: from happyguy on 6:29 pm on Jan. 26, 2003
I don't know why ausstralians are associated with the barbeque. It was probably a Fosters ad:

"Hello, I'm havin' a Fosters and Mike's just taken a kangaroo of the bar-be."

And then they have some competition where they have to use anal propolsion to direct a 10p coin into a beer bottle.

heh heh heh!

[Invader Zim]

The best lager advery is the Carling one you know with the Crab.

[Moskitto]

Do europeans really associate Barbecues with australia more than the US? Interesting.

yep, it's indoctrinated into young children from the age of about 5 that "barbecues are Australian," and most go on believing this for the rest of their lives, and think they look really clever that they know that barcecues are Australian, but anyone who has ever bought any spices or sauces realises this is horse shit because why to Schwarz (a herb and spice company) sell "American Barbecue Seasoning".

The same thing happens where most people think they're really clever by saying "The death penalty is still available for treason in the UK", in reality, the death penalty was totally abolished for all crimes (including teason) in 1997.

[Stormin Norman]

Everyone knows that the backyard barbeque was invented by Americans, as is everything else that is great in the world!

[Moskitto]

and why is that quite expensive, hot and spicy, but super lush barbecue sauce say "Made in Detroit" or something like that?

[chamo]

I, happyguy, hereby call upon all my fellow leftists, and peoples of the world, to from this day forth boycott all McDonalds, Burger King, Wendys, KFC and any other fast food chains that can be thought of or are located in your local area. Good luck to all of you, comrades.

[Anonymous]

Your loss.

[chamo]

Not at all. I hate the food in McDonalds and all fast food, it tastes like cardboard, I know that it has been stored unhygenically and the only thing that has any taste is The Gherkin, which I can get a whole jar of for the same price. mmm, lovely gherkins. I hate McDonalds and everything it stands for.

[James]

agreed.

How is it a loss?

Anywho, been doing the old "no entry" for past year or so. I feel ok still :P

[Stormin Norman]

Don't worry Dark Capitalist. These leftists lack the strength of character, and conviction to actually go through with a boycott. One long day in the wilderness and they would flock to the nearest Mcdonald's to assuage their hunger. Should we expect more from a bunch of panty waists, like the socialists who post here? I don't think so. I was 100% right when I described them as yellow-bellies.

[chamo]

I decided to stop eating from fast food joints when I became quite ill one night from some KFC.

What to eat at McDonalds? - Nothing
Hunger Strike it.

The story of Colonel Sanders goes like this:

Once Colonel Sanders was in the US army. He hated it and would do anything to get out. Yet he had no idea of what to do for money if he left. He was also renouned for being a bit of a coward. Whilst on active service in Vietnam, he heard a noise in the bushes up ahead. He send his men to go and take a look whilst he "kept guard". As the men ran in one of them shouted "YOU STINKIN' ROTTEN CHICKEN!"
"Hmmm," he thought to himself, "that gives me an idea."

[chamo]

Stormin Noman, I havent eaten in McDonalds for about 2 years, after realising what the food tasted like.

[James]

SM, i can do without the less than satisfactory chips and "burgers". I don't eat there because its shit (IMO), similar to the way i don't eat in certain chip shops because they too are shit.

[suffianr]

From a nutritional viewpoint, McD's burgers hardly constitute healthy meals. And judging from its recent quarterly losses, not a few people think so, too.

Studying consumer trends is OK. Politisizing my fucking lunch isn't. Go stick a Happy Meal up your ass, SN. :)

Commie or not, when you get a Mac Attack, you get a Mac Attack...

[Moskitto]

I have only eaten at McDonalds, a grand total, in my whole life, of 4 times, that is an average of once every 4 years, and only 1 of these did i buy a beef burger.

then again if you've got parents who when you were 5 or so wouldn't let anyone in the family eat beef, then you don't get into the habit of buying that crap.

[Invader Zim]

Seriously did your parents not let you eat beef. If so then unlucky you dont know what your missing!!!

[Moskitto]

they didn't let me eat beef (especially not minced beef) because of BSE and the preparation methods used were such that CJD could be easily contracted from them.

I only ate 1 beef burger before 1999, if i did manage to get CJD (which is probably extremely unlikely) it would have been from corned beef when i was about 2.

[Capitalist Imperial]

Ahhh, just back from Mickey D's!!!

Went through the drive through in my SUV, got a doublre quarter pounder with cheese, large fries, large coke (supersize it, dude), and a mcflurry, then I threw the styrofoam containers out the window. I will proceed to go home and file my taxes, knowing happily that my tax $$$ will be well spent on benevolent US action in Iraq to oust the dictator Saddam Hussein and his evil regime.

I love America

SN, DC, what-up!!!

[Goldfinger]

lol

[Edelweiss]

Well, european and american Mcdonalds are somewhat different from what I understand. Maybe the fries (or I guess you say chips) are different there.


Ever watched Pulp Fiction?
A Quaterpounder is called "Royal with Cheese" here. Beside that there are no big differences I guess.

[Moskitto]

large coke (supersize it, dude)

that actually sounds quite appetizing now i think about it because i'm always thirsty, but drinking coke really isn't a good idea if you thirsty, try fanta or sprite or something like that.

[Invader Zim]

Quote: from Malte on 7:25 pm on Jan. 27, 2003


Well, european and american Mcdonalds are somewhat different from what I understand. Maybe the fries (or I guess you say chips) are different there.


Such a good film

Ever watched Pulp Fiction?
A Big Mac is called "Royal with Cheese" here. Beside that there are no big differences I guess.

[Moskitto]

I will proceed to go home and file my taxes, knowing happily that my tax $$$ will be well spent on benevolent US action in Iraq to oust the dictator Saddam Hussein and his evil regime

who wants to hear my plan to assasinate saddam hussain?

[Invader Zim]

who wants to hear my plan to assasinate saddam hussain?

OK, oh and ive joined that nation states thing.

[Moskitto]

find Mr Hussain's food taster and poison him with arsenic very slowly gradually increasing the dose (he'll get liver cancer this way, but he can be cured,) then he becomes immune to the acute arsenic poison so you then give Saddam Hussain poisoned food and when his food taster tests it he won't die because he's immune to acute arsenic poisoning, but saddam dies because he isn't.

oh, and to the Iraqi secret service,

[size=8}FUCK YOU, SADDAM[/size]


(Edited by Moskitto at 8:07 pm on Jan. 27, 2003)

[truthaddict11]

Quote: from Malte on 2:25 pm on Jan. 27, 2003


Well, european and american Mcdonalds are somewhat different from what I understand. Maybe the fries (or I guess you say chips) are different there.


Ever watched Pulp Fiction?
A Quaterpounder is called "Royal with Cheese" here. Beside that there are no big differences I guess.


Big Mac- Le Big Mac

[Capitalist Imperial]

Quote: from Moskitto on 7:27 pm on Jan. 27, 2003

large coke (supersize it, dude)

that actually sounds quite appetizing now i think about it because i'm always thirsty, but drinking coke really isn't a good idea if you thirsty, try fanta or sprite or something like that.


yeah, if you are truly thirsty, water is what you should drink. soda actually dehydrates you more

[Capitalist Imperial]

Pulp fiction was pretty good, but I thought it was a little over-rated.

I thought the acclaim it received was a bit too much.

Has anyone seen "Memento"? That was good.

[Moskitto]

coke contains caffiene which is a duiretic so it's not a good idea to drink it if you're doing sport or you're dehydrated, it's allright to drink if you're just looking for something to taste in you're mouth as a liquid.

other fizzy drinks (soda?) will rehydrate you but they upset the stomach, but they're better than coke.

water is ok, it doesn't upset the stomach or dehydrate you, but it's not particularly useful as it does not have an ionic balance like the blood does.

the best thing for rehydrating you are sports drinks, or you can make you're own by mixing 1/2 orange juice with water and adding a pinch of salt for an isotonic drink, to mix to hypertonic mix upto 3/4 orange juice and for hypotonic mix down to 1/4.

but soda is fine for you're bog standard ordinary guy like you.

[Capitalist Imperial]

thanks for the tip on home-made hydration drinks. I could use that for when I play basketball.

[Moskitto]

it was advice from a 3 times world champion in his sport who's admired more in the rest of the world than he is in his own country, sad really.

[chamo]

On the issue of boycotting many things I call upon you to not give hand over your well earned money for cinema food. Smuggle your own in. In my local cinema for a medium popcorn and a medium coke it costs about £5. That's alot. Further more the coke is always very watered down and the popcorn is barely flavoured. In all to have an "enjoyable" experience at the cinema it costs £9.

[kylie]

hehe, i like how no one has mentioned Burger King. The fries there are awful, to me they taste soggy.
Has anyone tried chicken and sweetcorn on pizza? That is SO nice, i'll never get tired of eating them man.

[Smoking Frog II]

Burger king really do shit fries

[Moskitto]

last time i went in one of those i just bought onion rings.

but according to my friends who eat at those types of places, burger king burgers are much nicer than mcdonalds.

kebab ye is the best though, half pounder with cheese, bacon and donar kebab, mmmm

[Invader Zim]

It's true Burger King do 1 nice burger MacDonalds do non.