Stormin Norman: Corporate Crusader - How Would You Like Me

[Stormin Norman]

Hey guys, I have a brilliant idea. Let me run it by you.

After sending a disgruntled e-mail to a bogus cause that peaccedick posted, I realized how therapeutic this practice could be. I thought about it, and I realized that far too often some company screws me out of the service or quality that I deserve. Furthermore, I realized how many organizations exist that I disagree with on a moral, political, and even philosophical basis. For days I have been thinking that I am often too busy to give these people the criticism they deserve. Perhaps if I made mention of my thoughts I could start having an impact on the world around me.

For example, there is a traffic light that is always red on a road I often travel at 3:00 AM. Of course there is no reason for the light to be red and I end up sitting there for a couple minutes with no traffic in sight. If more people took to the right channels to have the grievances addressed, then the world would operate more smoothly. Maybe then I wouldn't find myself sitting at a light like some idiot.

These are the principles behind the idea I have dreamed up. This message board offers me a service. Even though I hate most of you, I appreciate what I do get from debating here. Therefore, I will start offering you a service. From now on, you can come to me with complaints on whatever matters you feel are important. I will objectively look at the facts of the case and decide whether or not your greivance warrants the scaulding criticism of Stormin Norman. If I feel that you have a legitimate complaint about a business, corporation, or otherwise, and you give me the contact information, I will take up your cause. These e-mails will then be posted for all to see and you can then evaluate my performance as your advocate.

I feel this can be a fun new activity on this board and will help for you to develop a greater appreciation for my existence. I will not be evaluating these claims based on ideology or in a partisan fashion. My only concerns will be in the interest of fariness and justice. Of course, you all know my political leanings by now, and they do represent the looking glass by which I view the world. However, I will do my best to accomplish the objectives mentioned earlier.

This is something new and different, but let's give it a try. I am convinced it could have some entertainment value, and you will have the opportunity to dish out Stormin Norman justice to those you think are deserving.

Yours Truly,

Stormin Norman

(Edited by Stormin Norman at 1:19 am on Dec. 30, 2002)

[Socialist Pig]

Quote: from Stormin Norman on 1:11 pm on Dec. 29, 2002

These are the principles behind the idea I have dreamed up. This message board offers me a service. Even though I hate most of you, I appreciate what I do get from debating here.


I don't hate you. Why do you hate most of us?

Communism loves you.

[RedCeltic]

Why should anyone even bother to humor you when you hate people for having a different opinion than yourself?

You have too much anger in you SN... I would suggest seeking the help of a therapist.

[pastradamus]

Or he could call me!
I'll sell u sum homemade prozac!
special cappi blend ;)

(Edited by pastradamus at 12:50 am on Dec. 30, 2002)

[Anonymous]

since when you can do something usefull for us? the only help i need from you and your ideals is silence...

(Edited by the anarchist at 2:25 am on Dec. 30, 2002)

[Stormin Norman]

Out of everything I just said, you concentrate on my hatered fot communists. This is not a new revelation. As for seeking therapy, I already stated how therapeutic these e-mails are for me. These is nothing like telling somebody what you think of them. I call it hate management. Perhaps I will develop a program and sell videos that decribe my methods of dealing with large amounts of hatred. "For just 3 easy payments of $29.95, you can have Stormin Norman's hatred management siminar on tape."

What do you think about the idea itself? At the moment ignore how much I may or may not hate you, because this is of little consequence. Do you like the overall idea?

[synthesis]

How about those Creator shits?

http://www.creator.org

Biggest fucking joke of a religion, I swear to god.

[Tkinter1]

Tell the homepage of pedophiles what you think of them SN

www.nambla1.de

[Tkinter1]

SN look at them trying to pass this letter off as being written by a 12 year old. The "kid" even quotes che!:

"I support NAMBLA because they have given me a chance to philosophize publicly by printing my column. NAMBLA gave me support after the arrest of my man-friend. They have made me comfortable in a gay atmosphere. They take criticism well and always rectify mistakes.


NAMBLA does not lay low on the subject of youth emancipation. NAMBLA supports youth liberation and emancipation. NAMBLA is against the draft, circumcision and clitoridectomy, ageism and other positions pertaining to youth.


NAMBLA, in my view, is a very revolutionary organization. NAMBLA puts out the Bulletin, which is the only magazine of its kind in the U.S. Many NAMBLA members discontinued their sex lives in order to preach the truth about intergenerational sex. NAMBLA members are lovers who seek major changes in the structure of society.

So how could I not support NAMBLA? They are true gay people. They understand that gayness starts at a young age, too. Love comes in all forms, so a relationship should not be deemed wrong unless it is provable that the sex act was unconsensual. I believe in a sexual revolution. To quote Che Guevera, "The true revolutionary is guided by great feelings of love." Keep up the good work, NAMBLA!"

[synthesis]

On Creators, here's the main dumbass's e-mail address.

[email protected] (http://mailto:[email protected])

[Stormin Norman]

These two organizations definetely deserve my admonishment. Could you get the e-mail address of NAMBLA for me, Tkinker? I will begin working on these letters soon. Keep the ideas coming.

[American Kid]

I recently saw The Two Towers in a Hoyts theatre here in my headquarters of Cape Cod.

Toward the end, right before the climactic battle scene (the seige of Helm's Deep), the projector dissovled the film and we (the righteously ticket-paying audience) had to sit for fucking 15 minutes while the idiot, under-achiever, stoner up in the projector booth "rectified" things.

Also the "security" I guess sucked. In other words, there were little kids there-- maybe not "little kids", but they couldn't have been a day over.....14. And they were laughing and giggling the whole time. Fucking imbeciles. They were one more stupid wise-crack away from getting a bucket of fucking popcorn dropped on their fat heads.

But yes, that was a major recent grievance. Even tonight I saw Gangs of New York (in the same Hoyts theatre) and there were stupid kids laughing and talking the whole fucking time. In my opinion, solution to this problem:

Adhere strictly to the ID policy.

Or put bouncers at the exits like in a bar. Big fucking angry, bald bouncers with "little regard" for human life.

But yes. Get them, Norm. Get them! I don't know the web address but it was the Hoyts cinema here at the Cape Cod Mall cinemas in Hyannis.

Get them
-AK

(Edited by American Kid at 12:44 pm on Dec. 30, 2002)

[Stormin Norman]

As a former employee of such a horrible movie theater with piss poor management, I understand your complaint. It is valid. I had my own run in with the district manager of the Mann Theaters in my area. I went so far as to call him a dirtbag greaseball loser. The funny thing is they would not fire me, no matter how inflamitory I became. My concern was with the way the place was managed. Sounds like the Hoyt has the same problem. I will get to your complaint after I deal with NAMBLA and those racists hiding behind religion.

[American Kid]

Take your time.

Just make them pay.
-AK

[Stormin Norman]

Oh they will pay, and you will have the anger of my own dealings with such baboons at your disposal.

[Lefty]

heheh...I like your signature, SN. Power to the people!

[Stormin Norman]

Thank you. I actually sent that definition of socialists to various socialist organizations via e-mail, asking for their input. I have yet to get a response from one of them, but if I do I will be sure to post what their reply.

[Tkinter1]

e-MAIL

Send your message to: [email protected]
________

here are some of their phone numbers also....

New York: (212) 631-1194 or
San Francisco: (415) 281-0767.

[Stormin Norman]

Who is Arnold Schoen?

[Anonymous]

thousands and thousands of children are dying from hunger and war every day, human rights are rock botumn, nuclear war is is once more a problem, injustice is the main plate in several countrys, elitism is once more a fashion in modern society, racism and neo-nazi partys are gaining power, and you care about bad ass cinemas and redlights that shouldnt be red when you pass... pathetic...

(Edited by the anarchist at 3:00 pm on Dec. 30, 2002)

[RedCeltic]

You missed my point shit for brains. As long as you continue to hate people who disagree with you we will continue to keep a distance from you and treat you like the pond scum that you really are.

You Fart-Sniffing Vacillating phony intellectual rotund pus-lipped ass licking jerk-off!! You puss-sucking corporate loving arrogant fat upchuck inspiring prick.

You help us? Hahahhahahhahhahahha…. FUCK OFF.

[El Che]

Normon`s wonderful world...

You provide good entertainment, sig and all. Keep it up!

[TheEndOfMan]

Sometimes you find ppl like this dik for brains who you just want to kill... Honestly fuck passivism.... I have dabbled in passivism for sum time.... Now it is time to kick sum fucking cappo ass.... Where does this stupid prick live..... I swear on all that is just i will shove my guitar soooo far up his pathetic tight ass that he will be playing E minors for years.... Stupid dikweed.... Abnd don't even bother replying shit for brains..... I like most people on this earth don't give a shit what a stupid little fuck like yourself has to say.... Ohhh and by the way Happy New Year.

[Stormin Norman]

You missed my point shit for brains. As long as you continue to hate people who disagree with you we will continue to keep a distance from you and treat you like the pond scum that you really are.

You Fart-Sniffing Vacillating phony intellectual rotund pus-lipped ass licking jerk-off!! You puss-sucking corporate loving arrogant fat upchuck inspiring prick.

You help us? Hahahhahahhahhahahha…. FUCK OFF.


I think it is extremely funny that you lecture me about hatred, but then continue to let your hatred for me become so transparent. You sir, seem to be in need of Stormin Norman's hate management program. That'll be $89.85. You can use cash, check, or charge. Would you like the installation plan?

[Anonymous]

*chuckles* nice.


Don't forget about those assholes at ALF,ELF,Peta, and especially Greenpeace. Those enviro-pinkos are always deserving of a good tunge lashing.

(Edited by Dark Capitalist at 2:54 pm on Dec. 31, 2002)


(Edited by Dark Capitalist at 2:55 pm on Dec. 31, 2002)

[Stormin Norman]

Looks like I have my work cut out for me. I will get at least one of these posted by tomorrow.

[synthesis]

Don't forget about those assholes at ALF,ELF,Peta, and especially Greenpeace. Those enviro-pinkos are always deserving of a good tunge lashing.

Average enviromentalist dinner: A tofu plate, some salad, a glass of orange juice and a large bowl of white rice.

Average capitalist dinner: An Iraqi infant as an appetizer, a pregnant Cambodian woman as the main course, an elderly Chilean man as a refresher and a diabetic girl from Afghanistan as dessert.

I know who I'm gonna side with.

[Stormin Norman]

It appears that Dyermaker has much in common with the "Islamo-facists" that terrorize the world. Most of the Arabic governments in the Middle East engage in a similar tactic of teaching their young that Jews eat babies. The fear conjured up through the use of lies and distortion remains a common thread for all those who aim to destroy liberty. Communists are the ones who use self sacrifice as an edict. One must only witness this practice to determine who the cannibals really are.

(Edited by Stormin Norman at 11:09 pm on Dec. 31, 2002)

[synthesis]

I wasn't being literal, you stupid piece of shit.

The capitalists consume the poor and the disadvantaged of the world to make themselves stronger. I didn't think I'd need to actually spell this out.

They do not rape nuns in Nicaragua, true, but their contras do. The capitalists never do anything themselves, it is only their cronies who bloody their hands, whether it be the viciously racist Israeli Zionists, the Greek fascists, the aforementioned Contras, the Somoza, the Pinochet, the Sese Soko, the Batista, the Trujillo, the Shah, the Hussein, the bin Laden...

The list goes on.

[RedCeltic]

Quote: from Stormin Norman on 3:34 am on Dec. 31, 2002

You missed my point shit for brains. As long as you continue to hate people who disagree with you we will continue to keep a distance from you and treat you like the pond scum that you really are.

You Fart-Sniffing Vacillating phony intellectual rotund pus-lipped ass licking jerk-off!! You puss-sucking corporate loving arrogant fat upchuck inspiring prick.

You help us? Hahahhahahhahhahahha…. FUCK OFF.


I think it is extremely funny that you lecture me about hatred, but then continue to let your hatred for me become so transparent. You sir, seem to be in need of Stormin Norman's hate management program. That'll be $89.85. You can use cash, check, or charge. Would you like the installation plan?


No moron the difference is that I was joking. I don't hate people for what they believe in.

[Stormin Norman]

I know exactly what it is you were doing. Do you really think the Palestinians truly believe the Jews will eat their young? It is a way of demonizing the enemy, so it is that much easier to justify their disposal. I think I said it best when I wrote this:

Shared Stereotypes

Clearly, shared stereotyping occurs and remains the reason communists depict capitalists as filthy rich hogs in top hats that smoke cigars and exploit the work of their ‘slaves’. Marx classified this stereotypical character as the bourgeoisie. The proletariat represented the false stereotype of the whip driven slave, which broke his back working in a mine or factory to feed his family, only to die a lonely, miserable death. It is interesting to note that many who challenged the Bolsheviks were labeled as dirty capitalists and killed. Their bodies mutilated. Stereotyping of this sort was essential for the dehumanizing effect needed to decimate the opposition, and is a feature communists share with the Nazis. Throughout the history of communism outsiders have been stereotyped to generate opposition to outside influences, while political favorites and military leaders were depicted as heroes, and made into icons.
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Now you must excuse me, I have a letter to write to one of the disgusting organizations that have been brought to my attention. In other words, I have bigger fish to fry.

(Edited by Stormin Norman at 11:57 pm on Dec. 31, 2002)

[Stormin Norman]

This moment marks a significant event. It is Stormin Norman's 1st official undertaking as the Corporate Crusader. Taking them in order of appearance, I found my attack on the Creativity people to be most rewarding. The vermin have met the wrath of Stormin Norman. Here is the letter that I sent to the top two e-mail addresses listed on the corrupt website. This went out to pmhale and wyoming. I hope you all enjoy my work. Please give me some constructive criticism. You all know that I aim to please. Your comments are valued, even if we have our own personal war going.

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To whom it may concern:

Recently I stumbled upon your website. One of my correspondents provided me a link. Although I was thoroughly disgusted, I decided to read more about your organization. My use of the term organization is no accident. What your group does in no way resembles a religion. All reputable religions have a basis in ethics, something your organization fails to deliver.

While reading through the frequently asked questions that you so strategically devised, I wondered about the root of your mental illness. I asked myself, "is this the result of continuos blows to the hypothalamus? Is this disgraceful thinking the result of inbreeding? Is it some kind of delirium generated by the spirochetes that cause syphilis?" Then I realized how ridiculous it was for me to try to place a legitimate reason to your perversion of thought. There is no cure for what you have. Your hatred for other men is derived from your inability to function as a human. This chronic disability has left you less than whole, desiring self-destruction. It is your hatred for yourself that causes you to project your self-depredation onto the world around you. Suffering from this severe form of psychosis would lead to your self-destruction if you weren't too cowardly to act on your feelings of inferiority and inadequacy. Any other dignified creature would have the decency to crawl off and die alone. Instead you wish to infect others in the hope that their shared perceptions will somehow rectify your own corroded mind. I notice you mentioned smallpox in your FAQ’s as being one of the most detrimental threats your society faces. I submit to you that your disease is far worse in its symptoms and overall death toll taken on humanity. Your mind is more disgusting than the pustules that are common in the smallpox disease.

That being said let me tell you that I too know how to hate. I hate those who threaten my values, those who threaten my freedom and sanctity, and those who threaten my friends. Although you hide behind the first amendment and claim to be of a peaceful nature, I know your intentions. If by the lecherous nature of Satan, your legions somehow multiply, permitting you to live out your fantasy of mass murder, you will not have all the power of your brethren backing your war on humanity. White men, like myself, will take up arms with the 'mud people' and strike you down. It is obvious that you and your people are lacking in intellectual strength. Therefore, you will not last that long against the Generals of Justice like myself. Having truth and goodness on our side, we will fight harder, think smarter, and become more deadly than you imagine. Lies about your superiority will be your downfall. You will underestimate your enemy, and your ignorance of the world will allow for us to blind-side you.

While visiting your site, I read something to the effect that the white races are the creators of all great culture and civilization. Do you not enjoy fireworks? Do you not listen to Rock and Roll? Have you forgotten Tenochtitlan and the Nile Valley? You are making the mistake of thinking that the land of America is solely the result of the white race, when it is obvious to anyone with half a brain that our culture absorbs the best traits from all the cultural backgrounds that we import. The intoxicating nature of American culture also has a way of discarding the bad elements of those cultures by exposing them to the American ideals of freedom and democracy. I only wonder why it has not discarded those like you, who are clearly detrimental to those very ideals. Perhaps this will happen in due time. Rest assured if you make your move to destroy the stability we all enjoy, it will happen swiftly.

You claim your objective is the "survival, expansion and advancement of the white race". I claim that this is code for the extermination of competing races, something that you admit. However, you claim to wish to do this peacefully, through the same principles of manifest destiny and not by open war or extermination. Then let me ask you this, why are you acting so similar to America's enemies from the Middle East? Why are you hiding behind a religion? Why are you calling for what you call "RAHOWA", short for racial holy war? The answer is that religion gives you a tax exempt status you do not deserve. The guise of religion also allows you to operate in a more clandestine nature, something the "Islamo-facist" have also exploited. Furthermore, you can claim religious persecution when your enemies confront you. I equate your religious status to a blanket a scared child would hide underneath when he is afraid of some imaginary threat.

It is striking how much emphasis you morons place on the principles of nature, when it is obvious to anyone with a seventh grade education that you know nothing about biology. Let me ask you another question. Have you ever heard of hybridization? "Outbreeding is the crossing of distantly related organisms". Outbreeding is done by breeders to increase the size, strength, and overall health of the offspring. In the plant world this is also the case. Therefore, your claim that isolation is the best option for the white races is preposterous. As I suspect of all racists, you too are a conglomeration of ignoramuses. I say we send all of you to your own island where you can self-breed yourselves out of existence.

Now that I have made my case, countering your intentions with some zealotry of my own, I will ask one final question of you. Does your organization file Form 990 or Form 1023? Since you remain docile at the moment, and have yet to make any threatening movements, I will have to fight you within the system, for now. Thus, in compliance with the current statute I will be requesting your tax statements via U.S. mail. Your cooperation is greatly appreciated.

Thank You,

Stormin Norman

[Anonymous]

you are so fucking lammy.....

edit: ok i take back what i said, your last post wasnt bad... in fact was *gasp* (i will regret this) good, or at least partially good i only read a small part of it....

(Edited by the anarchist at 3:27 pm on Dec. 31, 2002)

[Stormin Norman]

Why thanks anarchist. I appreciate you being big enough to admit to partially reading my work and partially liking it. That must have been terribly hard for you to admit in front of all your commie friends. What will they think? I only hope they don't accuse you of being a right winger, for that would be an insult to all of us.

Seriously, thanks.

[Moskitto]

at last, someone else who hates the WCOTC,
i posted on their message board to piss them off once, the only thing they say is "and it just so happens that the author is a jew", this guy goes "have you noticed how niggers smell, sort of snaily?" then i asked "have you located the source of the odur correctly? i heard nazis smelt snaily and had a bad sense of smell", the next post was one which basically called me a "jew nigger", if someone's best insult is to call someone a person of african origin they truely are pathetic. So I say this,

http://www.che-lives.com/cgi/community/upload/hale.gif

[Stormin Norman]

Funny picture. Trust me, I noticed how pathetic looking they all were in their pictures. I said to myself, "these guys are probably the ugliest sons of *****es you could possibly get to represent the white races." I see where their inferiority complex comes from. They truly look and act pathetic.

What did you think of my work on the whole? Should I continue as the Corporate Crusader?

[Moskitto]

that's what happens when you have exam leave followed by a 2 month long holiday ;)

you're work is quite good, but i daubt those guys would read it, well not the idiots who are in the organization, maybe someone more intelligent and higher up in the organization,

[Stormin Norman]

It was worth a try. More than anything the e-mail was meant for public consumption on this message board. I will mail them asking for their tax records. If they fail to comply they can suffer penalties. They can not ignore me forever.

[Stormin Norman]

I thought I would provide a link to the incident that started this whole corporate crusader scheme of mine. You know, so I can later look back and reminisce about the good old days.

My first belligerent post went out to a bunch of flagrant anti-Americans. Here is that thread:

http://www.che-lives.com/cgi/community/top...m=22&topic=1375 (http://www.che-lives.com/cgi/community/topic.pl?forum=22&topic=1375)

[Anonymous]

Earth Liberation Front (http://www.earthliberationfront.com)

"The North American Earth Liberation Front Press Office is a legal, above-ground news service dedicated to exposing the political and social motives behind the covert direct actions of the underground Earth Liberation Front. The North American Earth Liberation Front Press Office receives anonymous communiques from the underground Earth Liberation Front and distributes the message to the media and public nation-wide."

Their E-mail: [email protected]

While old news, this particular article still burns me. ELF Attacks U.S. Forest Research Facility (http://www.earthliberationfront.com/news/2002/090302.shtml)


Btw, that was an excellent message you sent to the WCOTC, they are deserving of everything they get.

[Stormin Norman]

I promise to get to them, after NAMBLA and the Hoyt.

Hey AK,

Did management offer you any vouchers or your money back. How did they generally handle the situation? Give me more details if possible.

[synthesis]

*applauds*

Excellent work with the Creativists. They like to be called 'Creators' and their "religion" "Creativity" but the members have created nothing but a shallow religion based upon the intentional extermination of every other race on the Earth. Therefore, I call the members Creativists and the "religion" Creativism.

In all probability, they are likely to respond with a one sentence post saying something to the effect of, 'Talks like a Jew, sounds like a Jew. Must be a Jew.'

That's their style.

[Stormin Norman]

If I get a response, I will be sure to post it right here on che-lives.com.

(Edited by Stormin Norman at 10:19 am on Jan. 1, 2003)

[antieverything]

We had this discussion a while ago, Dark Capitalist. Sorry if it ruins your plans for pissing us off, but most of us hate the ELF and ALF.

[Anonymous]

I wasn't trying to piss you off. I just have serious issues with those particular organizations.

[Anonymous]

"Why thanks anarchist. I appreciate you being big enough to admit to partially reading my work and partially liking it. That must have been terribly hard for you to admit in front of all your commie friends. What will they think? I only hope they don't accuse you of being a right winger, for that would be an insult to all of us.

Seriously, thanks. "


it wanst hard, and i ddint had to admit, i still hate you, and i will still kill you if revolution allows me to, so i just gave you the merith for that work.....

(Edited by the anarchist at 2:53 am on Jan. 1, 2003)

[Pete]

I actually laughed at the size of the blade you used Stomin Norman. That was great.

[synthesis]

If the cowards decide to write you back, SN, here's something you may wish to have handy.

http://www.religioustolerance.org/wcotc2.htm

Their violent past. Includes details on one of their most famous terrorist acts, the Benjamin Nathaniel Smith shootings, where the senior member shot four blacks, a Korean, and six Jews.

[kidicarus20]

Alf, Elf, and hardline hold true philosophies that must be followed.

Those who oppose the enviornment will get what they have comin' to 'em.

[Anonymous]

How deep is your psychosis?


http://www.che-lives.com/cgi/community/upload/gauge.gif

[Tkinter1]

"..i still hate you, and i will still kill you if revolution allows me to..."

OooO. Hardline revolutionary here. You don't have the balls to kill for food.

[Moskitto]

knee deep,
after that it just gets stupid,

[Moskitto]

ELF are psychos, i don't think they're as bad as ALF though,

[Stormin Norman]

No moron the difference is that I was joking. I don't hate people for what they believe in.-Red Celtic

There is no better reason to hate someone than for what they believe and the causes they support. I believe my hatred for Creativity has helped me conjure up enough anger to really attack them and hit them where it hurts.

If I did not have passion enough to hate, then I would be rather ineffective in my fights against the injustices I perceive. What an excellent use for the tons of hatred I have at my disposal. My hatred is a tool. When mixed with anger it becomes a volatile concoction ready to direct at those who have created it. Right now, I feel that I have found a good use for something that has the ability to corrupt. I think I have found a good use for such a destructive force. I will use it to destroy my enemies, which include those who threaten me directly. What would you propose for me to do with my gifts, hatred included.

Even hatred can be used in a constructive manner, as I have demonstrated on this forum. Do I hate all of you? The answer is no. I only hate those who I feel deserve it. Some of you are not deserving of my hate, and have not been personally subjected to its wrath. However, most of you have had the rare opportunity of becoming a witness to its power. Just be happy I chose to use it for the purpose of doing good instead of evil.

[Stormin Norman]

I just checked my e-mail. I did get a response from the head of the Wyoming division, Thomas F. Kroenke. It follows:
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Landry -

[I know you are impaired, so I've answered each of you paragraphs in order so you'll be able to follow along.]

Was there a question someplace in that pile of psychobabble your tried to pass off as some kind of an intelligent commentary?

You seem rather fragile in your ability to hold onto your own belief system, a little weak willed are you not!

Too bad for your lack of understanding what religion is, we are a religion as ruled in court and by common sense. Learn the correct definitions before you use words, our religion is based upon ethics, just not your ethics.

Name calling is the last retort of person without a valid argument.

If you were black then your email would make sense. Since you are white, then I submit that your lack of concern for your own race is the only perversion here. It is also the only place where lack of personal values resides. Your dislike for your own race makes you the only real suicide candidate here.

I know you hate, your words make that clear. The fact that you hate your own race is the mark of a mental illness, not the loving of ones own race. So why exactly is it OK for you to hate and not for us to hate? Was that question too hard for you?

So your are a mind reader and fortune teller also. You can tell our intentions and real motives. Have you won any lotteries lately? There is no satan nor is there a god. Wake up! We have never advocated mass murder, that comes from your confused mind. We plan no war on humanity - sounds like jew rhetoric to me. The only signs of weak intellectual strength is being demonstrated is by you. You seem unable to do anything except invoke mythical beings and name call. So you are a general, huh? General bullshit that is about it.

Blindside is that another word for betrayal? That is the only thing race traitors like yourself are any good at. The best of other races? The fireworks - what a joke. The Chinese took black powder and made child's toys out of it. The white race took the same substance and created industry. Oh I forgot, we did get the word "motherfucker" from the blacks. Your recounting of historical information is very poor indeed. I can
suggest some more accurate accounts if you are really interested.


You truly are a fool if you think the "stability" you enjoy will last if the mud races gain control. Look at Africa now and Haiti in the past, as just a few of the many examples of what happens when the mud's gain the upper hand.

Guess what - you don't get to tell us what we mean or don't mean when we say things. We don't have to exterminate any mud race, when the white race stops supporting them they will die out on their own.

Pay attention - we are not hiding behind our religion - we are practicing our religion. Glad you recognized the similarities between groups of people that are threaten. How come you don't recognize the same dangers? The people of the middle east are being threaten by jewish plans of extermination, which the American government (via American taxpayers) funds. We believe the white race is faced with extermination. What is so odd about those similarities?

Stick you tax exempt status up your ass. Are you really so ignorant as to believe all this is about a tax exemption? We call is a Racial Holy War because that is how we view our cause - it is exactly what it says it is, a Holy War to save our Race.

Clandestine fashion- you mean like the jews, Mormons, how about the Pope in Rome. Do you think they tell everything about their church organizations?
What clandestine activities are you talking about? We have web sites that explain everything and freely distribute our literature. Think before you say something really stupid like that.

You pretend your 7th grade biology education disputes our position, but you say nothing that is scientific. What biological "fact" are you talking about asshole. See how useless name calling is. Your comment about biology was not a question, it was a false statement. You never asked a question. Having a little trouble organizing your feeble thoughts?

We are not plants in case you haven't noticed. Are you familiar with "regression to the mean" as another way of looking at miscegenation (race mixing to you). I can recommend some elementary genetic textbooks if you actually want to learn to talk about the subject.

"Self-breed" out of existence? You really are dumb. Breeding is what insures existence silly.

So who is talking about rounding people up and sending them someplace - not us, but it is the race traitor - you.

You made no case - you just spouted off a lot if ill conceived ideas.

What now, you think you work for the IRS?

Have you ever been convicted of bestiality? You sound like the anal retentive type that pulls wings off flies.

Stormin Norman? Can't us your own name huh. Did you forget it?

(Edited by Stormin Norman at 11:03 pm on Jan. 2, 2003)

[synthesis]

Hah! Looking forward to seeing your response.

[Stormin Norman]

Listen up! Here is Corporate Crusader's second post. I have despised NAMBLA for quite some time. Apparently, I could not control my hate for these sick dementos in my latest writings. Comparing them to a disease, I offer a comprensive cure for the proponents of this sick perversion in an e-mail letter. Please evaluate my letter to [email protected] Constructive criticism is greatly appreciated.

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Dear NAMBLA,


Although I have been aware of your most despicable organization for some time, I have chosen to let others condemn it for me. Previously, I thought that outspoken critics, like Bill O’Rielly, were sufficient in advocating your remove from our society. Recently, my attitude has changed. I have decided to take to various media for the purpose of helping to eradicate the most malignant tumors that threaten America’s civil society. Unfortunately for you, your organization NAMBLA, short for North American Malignant Boy-molesters who operate Licentiously and Act immorally, has shown up on my radar screen as possibly one of the most dangerous threats to American culture.

Let me start by saying that I have nothing against homosexuals. What people chose to do on their own time is their own business, up to a point. If degenerates like you chose to simply poke each other in the ass, I would have no problem. However, sexual gratification between adults is not your business. As an extension of the gay agenda, your organization wishes to further infiltrate my society by overrunning the socialization processes necessary for the creation of decent citizens. This is done in an attempt to change people’s perceptions about what is acceptable in a civil society. Like the white supremacists you wish to legitimize your demented world-view through shared perception. Like the group that dangers you the most, you wish to indoctrinate the youth and spread your perversion throughout society.

Unfortunately for me, I had to visit your homepage in order to research what your group claims to represent. Your objectives were clearly stated.

Your “goal is to end the extreme oppression of men and boys in mutually consensual relationships by: building understanding and support for such relationships; educating the general public on the benevolent nature of man/boy love; cooperating with lesbian, gay, feminist, and other liberation movements; supporting the liberation of persons of all ages from sexual prejudice and oppression”.

Exactly as I suspected, you wish to erode the mores that prevent society from accepting pedophilia. I have got some bad news for you. Nothing you can do will ever end the extreme oppression felt by the pedophiles that molest little boys. Your attempts to redefine what is socially accepted will be hindered by the majority of people that support decency. Regular people, including most gays, will never understand your insatiable desire to have sex with children. Your “relationships” will forever be considered as criminal behavior. Get use to it sickos. You have no hope in being accepted by normal people. Just like in your adolescents, you are considered by everyone to be awkward freaks, who deserve shunning or constant ridicule. Further updating you to the feelings of most Americans, I say that we have no use for “education” into what it means for an adult to damage a child. Surely, it is the workings of a convoluted mind that claims such spoliation to be a benevolent act. What value would society have for teachings offered by a cankerous sore on its customs and morals? If society were a living system, you would be a pathogen aimed at its destruction. Consider those decent people, who refuse to acquiesce to your lies and deception, to be the immune system dedicated to the destruction of a harmful agent.

Furthermore, you claim one of your objectives to be the support of “greater economic, political and social opportunities for young people and denounce the rampant ageism that segregates and isolates them in fear and mistrust.” How foolish do you think people are? This is obviously a poor attempt to lure insecure children into your organization. Do you really think that taking on a role of child advocate will convince any normal child to expose themselves to your perverse organization? I think not. Even the children are not as blind as you would hope. Even children who have had the misfortune of ever hearing about your organization revile you. Those like you are true outcasts. Even the most innocent among us are able to recognize your sickly presence. I liken this attempt to speak for the children to the tactic of luring children away with candy that child molesters use. To your credit, it is a more elaborate scheme that demonstrates how advanced your type has evolved to become. Like the pathogens you are, it was necessary for you to find more innovative ways of fooling the immune system. We are not fooled. Consider me to be the cytotoxic T lymphocyte (CTL) whose purpose it is to limit virus reproduction and destroy virus-infected cells. In other words, you are the disease and I am the cure.

In addition, you call for the “fundamental reform of the laws regarding relations between youths and adults. Today, many thousands of men and boys are unjustly ground into the disfunctional criminal justice system. Blindly, this system condemns consensual, loving relationships between younger and older people”. First, let me tell you that you spelled dysfunctional wrong. Secondly, let me tell you that I agree the system is dysfunctional. For years I have been asking myself about the validity of a sex offender registry. Why should we need one? Why do we let perverts back out into the population after the have committed a crime against humanity? You are right, we do need reform of the criminal justice system. Perhaps this will be the purpose of my cytokines, to send messages of reforming the system. However, I think we will disagree on how this should be done. I say we stiffen the penalty on child offenders. No man convicted of child molestation should ever see the light of day again. Furthermore, upon their conviction, child molesters should face the death penalty. Of course, in the interest of a speedy trial system, the appeals process should be expedited. Instead of a twenty-year wait, they should only have to face a two-year wait. Instead of wasting energy electrifying someone not worthy of the electricity we shall find a more cost effective, perhaps more painful method of execution.

Your web-site also states, “Our prisoner program seeks to provide moral support to incarcerated boy-lovers. These people experience a harsh and exceptionally hostile environment, which undermines their self-concepts and self-respect. We keep in touch with prisoners, primarily through a monthly Prisoners' Letter.” I’m sorry, but I am having a real hard time feeling any sympathy for these monsters, and I don’t agree with your intentions to lighten the burden these prisoners face while incarcerated. Unlike your organization, I feel the criminal pecking order remains a form of poetic justice. Child rapists should be thrown into the general population where they can suffer humiliating beatings for the rest of their days. This form of justice will do just fine until the day when they can be terminated for their hideous actions. They should have more to worry about than whether or not they can receive NAMBLA mail. Society would be better served if they had to worry more about surviving another day in prison. Furthermore, shouldn’t these sick fucks be questioning their self-concepts? If they had any self-respect they wouldn’t defile children, so that’s a mute point.

It sickens me that you would find this to be an important cause. Obviously, only a child molester would feel as you do, and that is why they should lock up everyone associated with your organization. The chances are, most of you have or will assault a child, and allowing those so vocal in their fight for child molestation is a game of Russian roulette society shouldn’t play. In the interest of protecting our youth a rapid campaign for the extermination of all child molesters should be waged. Now that’s a cause worth championing, so much worthier than the rights of the child molesters who deserve nothing better than death.

Your enemy,

Stormin Norman

P.S. If one of your kind ever touches someone that I care about you will have more to worry about than the current justice system.



(Edited by Stormin Norman at 2:18 am on Jan. 3, 2003)

[antieverything]

You have some serious self-esteem problems, Norm. That being said, that was a good laugh. Of course, as usual, you could have used fewer personal attacks and more elaboration on the actual ideas of the issue. I seriously doubt NAMBLA is any sort of threat to the American Social Fabric ™. What are there, 8...9 of them? I'll bet they have a national convention in a phone-booth...that is being shared with the National Socialist Green Party's national convention!

Some stuff that you should have talked about is the fact that young boys do not have fully developed brains and are not capable of making decisions about sexuality...rather they are simply easy targets for having those decisions made for them; and the fact that social mores exist for a reason...they aren't arbitrary. Child molestation is BAD...we don't simply percieve it as bad. It hurts children...it scars them for life and makes it impossible for them to have normal human relationships later in life. If they "loved" these boys like they said, they would wait for them to be adults before engaging in their dirty deeds...not rape them as children.

Ok, that was a large amount of dirty mental images...let's never bring up NAMBLA again.

[Sasafrás]

While on the topic of pedophilia, does anyone remember Mary Kay Letourneau, the schoolteacher who had sex with and was impregnated TWICE by one of her middle school students? Anyway, there is a website (http://www.marykayletourneau.com/home.html) that is in support of her. It is very gross that anyone would try to legitimize her crime and support her. It makes me :( ..

[Stormin Norman]

You have some serious self-esteem problems, Norm.

Not really, I do get geeked up about my work and desire some amount of feedback. I assume you were talking about my use of messenger to provoke you to read it.

you could have used fewer personal attacks and more elaboration on the actual ideas of the issue

I thought I did?!

I seriously doubt NAMBLA is any sort of threat to the American Social Fabric

I disagree. There is a large movement aimed at the debasement of the American people and its culture. NAMBLA is one of many groups dedicated to this aim.

You do bring up some good points, but I thought they were too obvious. Apparently, I felt my post was already too long with the insults and everything. I felt the insults were an important part of the message, because I am also trying to please an audience. I don't want you to get board and change the channel, do I?

Ok, that was a large amount of dirty mental images...let's never bring up NAMBLA again.

They are disgusting, but they deserve attention. I will stop talking about them when they cease to exist.

[antieverything]

I said you had self-esteem problems because of your extremly verbiose insults...they were obviously written to make you feel smart.

[Stormin Norman]

While on the topic of pedophilia, does anyone remember Mary Kay Letourneau, the schoolteacher who had sex with and was impregnated TWICE by one of her middle school students? Anyway, there is a website that is in support of her. It is very gross that anyone would try to legitimize her crime and support her. It makes me ..

It's a real shame that she will be allowed to leave prison someday. As I said before, those who assault children should be punished by death, especially if they hold a position of power like a priest or school teacher.

[Stormin Norman]

I said you had self-esteem problems because of your extremly verbiose insults...they were obviously written to make you feel smart

Actually they were written for effect. If that's what you think about my language usage, then I guess it did not have the desired consequences. It's just my style. I hope somebody likes it.

[Pete]

Everyone has their own style. What you are doing is not my style. I would not do it. Your writing is good for a laugh.

[Larissa]

Quote: from Stormin Norman on 2:49 am on Dec. 30, 2002

What do you think about the idea itself? At the moment ignore how much I may or may not hate you, because this is of little consequence. Do you like the overall idea?


I think it is a good idea indeed . The point is (in my case) when there is no justice to believe in or to rely on (like it happens in my dearest country) what can be done?

I mean, denouncing is ok in well developed countries where justice does work. But, what happens when you want to file a demand before a crooked Court. Chances are: you may be threatened, exiled, "vanished" (Argentina keeps a sad record of over 30,000 vanished people) or maybe, just loose your job and never get a chance to find a new one, thus you end up starving.

I am one of those "idealistics" who fights for justice and peace (been fighting for 20 years now). And it is hard sometimes. Discouraging. Believe me, it's not really easy.

However, I appreciate your offer to help, because I think is in good faith from your side, and as I said before, a good idea too.

Besides, you are not the only one who hates us, lefties, but I don't hate you. I don't think it's worth to hate people. We have enpugh and unnecessary people hating each other in the whole world. I think we can happily live together respecting each other, although this is far more a "Utopia" than something we can achieve in real life.

[Tkinter1]

AE,

NAMBLA membership peaked at 3000. The pamphlets they issue to their members include not only pictures of "legal" child porn, but also demonstrate where to locate children, and how to lure them into "relationships". I think they pose somewhat of a threat to society.

[Anonymous]

It always suprised me how such an organization could be allowed to exist.

C'mon now, they openly endorse homosexual behavior among young children as well as paedophilic[sp?] relationships with much older adults. This filth should not be allowed to perpetuate itself among our youth. It should be dealt with immediately and with extreme prejudice.



(Edited by Dark Capitalist at 7:19 am on Jan. 3, 2003)

[timbaly]

Did anyone hear Bill O'reily today on the radio factor? He wa criticizing the ACLU for actually funding NAMBLA pro bono. Can you believe that shit? How can an organization that incourages child molesters be allowed to exist? Isn't there some kind of law a against this?

[Anonymous]

The ACLU's flagrant hypocrisy has been demostrated so many times in the past that this comes in as no real suprise to me.

[antieverything]

I support their right to exist and practice free speech 100%.

If we say that what they do is illegal, any group that advocates the overthrow of the government would be illegal...hell, any group that advocated civil disobediance or direct action would be illegal. They used that reasoning to attack the Leftists during the red scare...we can't let our fear destroy our freedom, even if we don't like what some people use that freedom to do.

But if they come close to anyone I love, I will...as Bush would say...be forced to retalify. ;)

3,000? Wow, that is scary.

[Stormin Norman]

From: Larissa

I think it is a good idea indeed . The point is (in my case) when there is no justice to believe in or to rely on (like it happens in my dearest country) what can be done?

I mean, denouncing is ok in well developed countries where justice does work. But, what happens when you want to file a demand before a crooked Court. Chances are: you may be threatened, exiled, "vanished" (Argentina keeps a sad record of over 30,000 vanished people) or maybe, just loose your job and never get a chance to find a new one, thus you end up starving.

I am one of those "idealistics" who fights for justice and peace (been fighting for 20 years now). And it is hard sometimes. Discouraging. Believe me, it's not really easy.

However, I appreciate your offer to help, because I think is in good faith from your side, and as I said before, a good idea too.

Besides, you are not the only one who hates us, lefties, but I don't hate you. I don't think it's worth to hate people. We have enpugh and unnecessary people hating each other in the whole world. I think we can happily live together respecting each other, although this is far more a "Utopia" than something we can achieve in real life.

Thank you. I thought it was a good idea. I am glad somebody recognizes the value.

Many times people have accused me of being the most negative person they have ever met. In an attempt to prove this notion to be false, I would like to also dedicate a few of these posts to crediting those organizations that perform a service to society.

I am happy to take suggestions about those as well. Although it might prove more fun to dish out a good helping of Stormin Norman's trademark hatred, I feel it's important to recognize those who do good.

If all one does is concentrate on the darkness of the world, there is no reason for that person believe that they shouldn't end up on a dark path. Sometimes I think I ride dangerously close to that boundary for the purpose of discovering the nature of the evil I despise. That is why I am going dedicate some of these e-mails to real life philanthropists. Balance is crucial to the integrity of the service I have created.

(Edited by Stormin Norman at 12:09 am on Jan. 4, 2003)

[synthesis]

You should get around to the WCOTC response before starting a new crusade, I'm eager to see it.

[Stormin Norman]

I will not forget them, don't worry. However, I am trying to create the foundation for something worth while. Right now, I think it will be more entertaining to continue attacking other organizations, giving my audience either a basis of hatred or respect for my personality. In order to do this I think I need to let people know where I stand an a variety of issues. After this has been accomplished, I will then go back and continue fighting those organizations or corporations that I have picked a bone with.

Since you asked, perhaps I could do this sooner than later in the case of Creativity.

What did you think of the NAMBLA post, dyermaker?

[Stormin Norman]

Here is just the type of organization that I was speaking when I mentioned the idea of balance. The M S Swaminathan Research Foundation offers the following two services to society. I have the distinct feeling that they are real life philanthropists, not those fakers like The United Way, Red Cross, and countless others. Here are two of the services that they offer. These are the aspects of their foundation that I appreciate the most. They follow:

http://www.mssrf.org/ecs/everychildascientist.html
and
http://www.mssrf.org/touchandsmell/touchandsmell.html

Here is the homepage:

http://www.mssrf.org/
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Here is the letter that I wrote to these kind people. It's not exactly the Stormin Norman style of justice you are used to, but it is justice just the same.
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Dear M S Swaminathan,

Let me start by introducing myself. My name is xxxxxxxx. I am an American. Currently, I am living a bit of a double life. During the day I go to school and work a job. By night I transform into an online personality to combat political views that I disagree with on the Internet. My online personality could be likened to a DJ's radio personality. Through my beliefs and ideas I wish to change what I consider to be ill conceived perceptions about the ideal state of humanity. Through this web-site I have been further developing my own perceptions as well. Recently, I have been embarking on a personal campaign of my own to chastise those organizations I feel are detrimental to the well being of American society. Unfortunately, I have had the displeasure of reading some of the most vile and corrupt ideas imaginable. All this exposure to evil, is done for the sake of showing it's true face. I write them a inflammatory, but educated e-mail in order to communicate my disgust for their ideas. Then I post them on the public forum that I frequent. I realized that this should only be done if one can maintain a balanced view of the world. This is the reason I write to you. Your benevolent foundation remains the anti-thesis of those organizations that I have taken it upon myself to combat.

A friend of mine was telling me about a garden dedicated to offering blind children a place to exercise their other senses. He describe to me a place much like your touch and smell garden for the blind. He told me about the children who are offered such a extraordinary experience despite their handicap. I am not usually one that gives to charity, as the large charitable organizations in America have sadly damaged the credibility of the service so many good people are offering. However, after hearing my friend describe the joyous experience these children were having, I feel compelled to offer my support. It's a good thing that I had a chance to talk with him about this matter; because I was convinced that charities were the type of organizations I would have dedicated a verbal lashing to. Fortunately, he helped revive a faith in humanity I was on the verge of loosing. All charities are not used as a means of defrauding those who wish to contribute to society through a third party. Like everything else, you must investigate and make certain that you are getting what you pay for.

Furthermore, I read that your M S Swaminathan Research Foundation is dedicated to the following cause:

"Through the Hindu Media Resource Centre the Foundation promotes public understanding of science through media practitioners."

As an striving engineer, this is an endeavor that I can appreciate. I just wanted to thank you for the wonderful service that you offer humanity, as I will be sending you a modest donation as soon as I finish paying my tuition and other bills. My friend will have to be thanked in the form of a drink at the local pub.

Sincerely,

Stormin Norman

(Edited by Stormin Norman at 2:44 am on Jan. 4, 2003)

[Moskitto]

the WCOTC response was kinda what i expected, "you don't know what you're talking about", "race traitor", "you support genocide", "you want to mix with the muds", in reality, if these people really wanted to purify the white race they should kill themselves,

[Stormin Norman]

Matt Hale was on The O'Rielly Factor this night. Dic any of you catch it?

[timbaly]

Damn, I wish I had cable. So tell us how it went Norman.

[Guest]

I agree whole heartedly! even though i only read half of it... but hey! .................... .......... ........

[Stormin Norman]

I know it has been awhile since I put myself in the role of Corporate Crusader. Recently, someone has brought this thread back to the front page, a guest no less. Therefore, I thought I would add a e-mail I recently sent to a man that I support.

Michael Savage currently has the fastest growing syndicated radio program, is the founder of the Paul Revere Society (http://www.paulreveresociety.com/), and his book has been #1 on the NY Times Best Seller list. He is a man that I admire, so I introduced myself, and shared some of my recent work with him via e-mail.
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Here it is:

Dear Michael,

I appreciate your efforts. A couple months ago, I tuned into what I thought was going to be Art Bell. However, I was pleasantly surprised when I heard someone going off on the type of tangents that I, myself, would engage in. The words coming from your mouth resonanted well with my personality. Don't get me wrong, I am not an unthinking clone that latches onto the thoughts of others without question. Occasionally, I find myself in disagreement with you, but I admire your tenacity.

I too am a student of the sciences To be more accurate, I am someone who employs the discoveries of science in the pursuit of creating technology that will better the quality of life for all humanity. I am an undergrad in one of the many engineering programs across the nation. Because of my knack for argumentation and logical thinking, I plan to get both my MBA, and my law degree, in order to obtain the necessary skills to continue my battle with the "RED DIAPER DOPER BABY" (love the expression).

Here is an example of my work, which you have permission to use if you want:

I submit that the arts have diminished, since the art world was tied to what is known as the bleeding heart. Before the bleeding hearts destroyed one of humanities greatest expressions, good art was tied to greatness of achievement, knowledge of the mind, science of the craft, wisdom, and the human spirit. Much like many aspects of the world today, degenerates have infiltrated the art world, and applied a newer and less important definition of what is is to be called art. This is another great example of how the left seeks to destroy that which is great.

Your friend,

Stormin Norman

(Edited by Stormin Norman at 10:35 pm on Feb. 4, 2003)

[Old Friend]

Stormin Norman at his finest. Man, who was that guy anyway? I sure would like to meet him in person, so I can shake his hand. What a hoot it would be to just sit and talk with that guy.

[timbaly]

lol

Are you SPAMing to get banned again?

[synthesis]

Why did you come back? To lie about what the content was of that which you posted and was deleted? To cry 'censorship'? Enlighten us, O Norman!

[Hampton]

How stupid is this?

[Ghost Writer]

Recently, Senator Tom Daschle chose to make disparaging remarks about our Commander in Chief, less than 48 hours prior to sending our men into combat. Infuriated by such lackluster remarks on the part of one of the top "leaders" in Washington, I decided it was time for another Corporate Crusader letter, this time to a man on Capital Hill. It seems to me that we are about to engage in the most difficult challenge my generation has ever faced, and I was a little disappointed by the fact that a key member of my government would try to undercut our efforts.

Daschle said, "I'm saddened, saddened that this president failed so miserably at diplomacy that we're now forced to war, saddened that we have to give up one life because this president couldn't create the kind of diplomatic effort that was so critical for our country."

Obviously, Daschle fails to account for the fact that it was those like him who insisted on taking the United Nations approach to dealing with Hussein. At the time, I also viewed their insistance that the U.S. ask permission from a inept, decaying world body as a clear effort to undermine President Bush. I staunchly opposed taking that route, and criticized the president for heeding the advice of the communists, who are largely responsible for our current national security problems. However, now that we are dedicated to committing troops in that region, we must put all our criticisms aside and back our Commander in Chief, in order to present a unified front against the mounting enemies we face.

The morale of our troops lies in knowing that the American public is behind them. They are representing the United States, and are acting on behalf of all the American people. We should all be proud to have such dignified armed forces protecting our safety at home, by taking the war to the very enemies that waged war on us, September the 11th.

The embarrassing words of Senator Daschle, and his obvious political posturing made it necesary for me to write the son of a ***** a letter.

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Mr Daschle,

Your recent criticism of the President's diplomatic "failure" has convinced me to lambaste you, in writing.

Below is the Senate Oath of Office:

"I do solemnly swear (or affirm) that I will support and defend the Constitution of the United States against all enemies, foreign and domestic; that I will bear true faith and allegiance to the same; that I take this obligation freely, without any mental reservation or purpose of evasion; and that I will well and faithfully discharge the duties of the office on which I am about to enter: So help me God."

Obviously, there is room to debate the matters of foreign policy. However, criticizing the Commander in Chief on the eve of war is most definitely disloyal, and a move should be made to censure you, a particularly despicable member of the U.S. Senate.

Your actions are clearly meant to undercut the Commander in Chief during a time of war. By taking this action, you are effectively allying yourself with our most diplomatically strained partners, and Saddam Hussein himself. When we are just hours away from an invasion, where our troops will be put in harms way, it is highly inappropriate to use such language, as it is meant to weaken the war effort.

Putting yourself in this role you are not abiding by your oath to defend our constitution from foreign enemies, and thus you paint yourself as a domestic threat. If this language persists after troops are on the ground in Baghdad, you should be arrested under the 1918 Sedition Act, which was an amendment to the 1917 Espionage Act. In addition, you should then be expelled from Congress.

Right now, since it is evident that your allegiance lies in the gutters along with Marxist ideology, you should be barred access to any committees that have responsibility for this country's national security. Whatever happens, I am pretty sure you have committed political suicide. Surely, you will lose your seat during the next election. What a disgrace.

Sincerely,

Stormin Norman

(Edited by Ghost Writer at 12:10 am on Mar. 20, 2003)

[canikickit]

http://cla.at/_images/DJSaddam.jpg

[Anonymous]

You can just see the bloodlust in his eyes....

[Ghost Writer]

What is that about?