Commadante - Congratulations are in order

[Stormin Norman]

This marks my thousandth post. To be honest, when I first started here I never pictured myself becoming a regular to a commy chat group. Hell, I didn't even see myself becoming a member. Never the less, I have learned alot about the subhuman party line. I have gone above and beyond when it comes to knowing my enemy. I know them so well that I can make their arguments for them. Perhaps someday, I will use the campus computer and pose as a communist for awhile. Maybe then I can infiltrate the Commie Club, and completely destroy those weaklings that have to retire to a private room to ridicule their opponents. I take pride in the fact that I am not highly popular among those putrid left wingers who have no sense of right and wrong, no sense of accomplishment, ability, or competence, no sense of history, economics, or logic, most importantly, no sense of individuality. I need not remind you, if the time comes when your political culture reigns, I will organize a resistance, and fight until your death. It would take more communists than I can count to match wits with me. Therefore, my minions and I will demolish every last communist that trys to oppose our freedom. Remember, you are better dead than red. The only good communist is a dead communist. Thank you and goodnight.

[Stormin Norman]

Hey, where is my 4th star? God damn it, I don't feel super anymore.

[Stormin Norman]

Nevermind. I guess it comes at 1001 posts. Now I feel like I just ate a supermario mushroom, and that I could take on 1,000,000 goompa loompa paratroopers.

[Smoking Frog II]

Do me a favour: SHUT UP!
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Also, Cappies should have different ranks:

0-50 posts: Iddiotic Loser
50-300: US army grunt
300-500: CIA member
500:1000: Kill the poor!
1000+: Corrupt Bastard.

[genniva]

Dear Norman, we're looking forward to your resistance. In fact, we need it. Otherwise, we might get too complacent and forget about the evil threat of Individualistic Capitalism.

No, really. There will always be people who are dissatisfied, and the arguments of these dissidents will help us stay alert -- as well as notice and correct any mistakes we may make (I'm not for an Authoritarian society with a Great Leader or a Glorious Party who's always right).

So, post on. Grab all the red stars you can get;)

[Moskitto]

there must be something above 4 stars, Malte has 6 stars, and I don't think moderators have 5 stars.

[Tkinter1]

"0-50 posts: Iddiotic Loser
50-300: US army grunt
300-500: CIA member
500:1000: Kill the poor!
1000+: Corrupt Bastard."

i like the last one.

[Felicia]

Maybe then I can infiltrate the Commie Club, and completely destroy those weaklings that have to retire to a private room to ridicule their opponents.

HAHAHA, You cappies must really think a lot of yoursevles if you think that's what we do in there! Ridiculing you behind your back would be a waste of our time! The stuff that's put in there could just as easily be posted in chit chat and wouldn't be offending to any capitalist members of the board, we just don't want you to read any of it because it just pertains to the leftist members of the board only. It would just be a drag to you :P

[antieverything]

So, you intentionally get your ass kicked in arguments for the educational value? I'm not getting why you still hold yourself as superior and infallible when every argument you make (at least that I have seen) is completely and utterly destroyed. We need to find SN a cappie-*****-girlfriend so that he will have a little more self-esteem and will be able to realize that showing up doesn't mean you win.

[peaccenicked]

Storming moron is either has a perverse sense of humour or a death wish probably both. It is about time Norman you got professional help. I go into fits of laughter everytime I think of your empty useless self congratulations. You give wankers a bad name.

[Domino]

CIA member, that's my fav, LMAO! Hey, those cappie ranks are great!

[canikickit]

Norman is a hippie.

[Stormin Norman]

Why do you keep calling me a hippy? You must know me.