I am a changed man - ?????????????????

[Stormin Norman]

I came to this web-site in hopes of finding answers to many of life's questions. In light of the mountains of evidence I have been provided and the constant ridicule, I realize the error of my ways. I no longer want to be the war-mongering, baby starving capitalists that I am. I renounce my ties to the current system. I declare myself to be a revolutionary. The evils of free trade, free enterprise, and class warfare must be expunged from the face of the earth. The U.N. must rule all of the nations in order to accomplish worldwide stability and sustainability. The U.S. food supply must be distributed to the entire world in order to give them equal footing in the world's future progress. Labor unions must be the negotiators of all future management labor conflicts. Freethinking levelheaded individuals must be purged from the great land that is this planet. All those who oppose our reforms must be raped, beaten, and mutilated. Only ration cards and large inefficient bureaucracies should distribute food. People’s professions must be chosen by the state. A rapid industrialization process must occur for all regions that are considered third world. Of course, such a brazen act will require the sacrifice of the people. This can not be accomplished overnight. It will take starvation and killing, but it must be done in order to ensure equality. Equality is the ultimate goal and will be achieved through torturous means if necessary. Join my fight, for it concerns all those who are oppressed. Families must be demolished, since they are only enjoyable for the higher-class. Promiscuity should become prevalent in order to undermine all class struggles. Everything perverse and immoral should become commonplace in order to throw all previous considerations aside. It must be burst asunder. It will be burst asunder. Workers of the world unite. I call upon all luddites to throw the shackles of civilization aside. Let’s regress, I mean progress.

[vox]

Care to back any of that delusional tripe up with something that Marx wrote?

Nope, I didn't think so.

vox

[suffianr]

*gasp* Reverse-Psychology! Now, at least we know your serious! :biggrin:

[Frosty]

You failed.

(i didn't laugh for some reason)

[peaccenicked]

''I came to this web-site in hopes of finding answers to many of life's questions. In light of the mountains of evidence I have been provided and the constant ridicule, I realize the error of my ways. I no longer want to be the war-mongering, baby starving capitalists that I am. I renounce my ties to the current system. I declare myself to be a revolutionary. The evils of free trade, free enterprise, and class warfare must be expunged from the face of the earth''
That could have the beginning of a good parody.
The rest proves you have listened only to your prejudices and nothing that we believe in.

I formally announce you a complete moron.
Yet again.

[evil chris]

i thought that was fuckin funny anyway man, you rule.
Stick it to the Fundimentalists!

[ratm545]

why do you fucking jump on somebody who's makin a stand in his life?

[man in the red suit]

lmao

[Mazdak]

Hm.... some of the stuff he said... i would have almost thought he was serious and would have agreed with him.. Except for pointless rape and mutilation when all you need is a quick chop with a guillatine(why waist bullets?). Of course, killing someone for THINKING is ridiculous,but for threatenning the state, killing is fine.

And of course i believe it will be a very hard time to endure before the revolution's goals can be achieved. Keeping people under control is one of the most important things during these times.

[IHP]

Even a sentence in afte i realised that you weren't serious, i still didn't laugh....

hmmmm...

--IHP

[Red Circle]

I think I actually lost IQ points reading that, and i don't have that many to spare

[Stormin Norman]

"Even a sentence in afte i realised that you weren't serious, i still didn't laugh...."

That is because the truth hurts.

[Stormin Norman]

"I think I actually lost IQ points reading that, and i don't have that many to spare"

That's right, you don't.

[IHP]

hey storming moron, lets go and oppress some people, sounds like fun, no?

see the sarcastic "truth", how its not funny. all you have done is prove yourself to be foolish, with no political argument.

wake up man

--IHP

(Edited by i hate pinochet at 8:33 am on Sep. 29, 2002)

[Stormin Norman]

I fail to see your point, Pinochet. I have made my political arguments here plenty of times. If you fail to see the value in them that is your problem, not mine.

[vox]

Awww, SN. Usually you're so quick to jump on anything I write. Not this time? Hee!

You do realize that you're considered a pathetic fool at this stage, right? You can't back up what you say. You've been shown to be lying too many times to count. Your first response is name-calling and mindless accuastions with no basis in reality (like when you said I was supporting Daschle).

Hee!

Now you don't even attempt to back up your bullshit!

Oh my, it must be awfully embarrassing to be you.

vox

[Stormin Norman]

No I will let my post stand, as is. It represents a satirical insight into the simplistic, perverse view that many of you leftist clinge to. What more do you want? Do you really wish for me to quote Marx again? If you like, I would be more than happy to find the quotes that expose the vile nature of the worldview you support. However, I think you have done a pretty good job of that yourself.

By the way, I don't care what you think, Vox. You are beneath me.

[IHP]

"I don't care what you think, Vox. You are beneath me."

typical capitalist, putting hierarchical structure to everything.

--IHP

[Stormin Norman]

I must apologize, Vox. Thursday, I took a three hour exam consisting of seven problems, and seem to be in no mood to give you the dissertation that you are looking for. If you would like, I will post a copy of the Manifesto and allow you the opportunity to defend the points that you find especially critical to the future of humanity. You are the one making the claim that Marx created some kind of noble creed by which all people should live. Therefore, the burden of proof now lies on your shoulders.

[Stormin Norman]

"typical capitalist, putting hierarchical structure to everything."

I never did claim that all men are created equal. They are endowed with equal rights, but obviously some men are better than others. Does that mean that Vox should work under me? No it does not, nor would I ever hire a man of her stature. It would be counterproductive to my organization.

[vox]

Hee!

SN, you do make me laugh more here than anyone else, so I guess I'm happy about that.

Fact is, you took Marxist socialism and distorted it. The burden, right-winger, is on you to defend your insane portrait of Marxism. I very much doubt you can do it. Indeed, I doubt you know anything about Marx at all.

Now, if you want to back up your bullshit (and you never have, so I doubt you will start now), I'll be here, but I suspect that you'll just make another silly post, thus avoiding having to actually defend your garbage posts.

Hee!

I rather hope you do.

:)

vox

[Stormin Norman]

Always running away from a challenge Vox. You never want to answer any of my questions. Why is that? Do you have something to hide? I understand that it is hard being the sophist and making such poor ideology appear to be a viable option, but when you can't answer simple questions that looks bad. Here I will give you an easy one.

Briefly explain the basic tenents of communism. What does this ideology entail and how will it make the world a better place? Please refrain from generic answers. Provide us all with your insight into the matter. Convince me that I am wrong in my assessment of this dastardly tripe. What credentials did Marx have that should lead people to take his economic ideas as viable options for a sustainable economy?

I know the answer Vox will give.

'Don't turn this around. This is about you not me. What a dirty trick you have pulled by trying to change the subject and shift the lime light on me, big mouthed Vox....

....More crying and whining.'

I disagree Vox. You are the one who opened your mouth in response to my satire of communists. Now instead of attacking my work. Present some of your own or shut up. I am growing tired of your evasiveness. Change my mind, Vox.

[Stormin Norman]

I will await your thoughtful response, but for now I must go and produce a report on biomass.

Goodbye till next time. I am sure we will meet again soon.

[vox]

Oh dear. SN is on to me. When he posts something idiotic, and I ask him to back it up (and he doesn't) the real reason is....

Hmm, what's the reason again? I yeah, that I'm running away. How exactly does that work?

SN even anticipates my response! Does anyone wonder why he can do this? I'll tell you, it's because he knows exactly what he's doing: he's running like a dog.

SN is correct in one thing: I did open my mouth in response to his post. What did that response say? I'll quote it in full:

Care to back any of that delusional tripe up with something that Marx wrote?

Nope, I didn't think so.

Now, of course, SN demands that I answer him, though I wasn't the one who made the ridiculous post to start this thread, and also demands that I don't acknowledge the fact that he most certainly is turning this back on me (and, by extension, insults everyone reading this by thinking you're so stupid you can't see through his transparent scheme).

Face it. SN posted an anti-Marxist piece of garbage. I called upon him to back it up. He did not back it up at all. Then he demands of me to outline an entire political system and says that I can't say he's turning it around on me.

Does anyone buy this nonsense? I didn't think so.

Once again, I've shown that SN can't even defend his own bullshit. Now he's so pathetic that he tries to shift the burden onto me and at the same time he tells me I can't point that out. Has anyone, ever, been this pathetic on these boards? I think SN may have even beat cheg at this point.

SN, do you have the ability to back up your outrageous statements or not. YOU are to one who posted that garbage, not me. Of course, like a typical right-winger, you only believe in personal responsibility when you're not the person involved.

:)

vox

(Edited by vox at 5:13 am on Sep. 29, 2002)

[suffianr]

SN, you missed the bus. There's another one leaving in about five minutes. I suggest you catch that one before it's too late. Why are you still here?

[Anonymous]

Comrade Stormin' Normam? It just doesn't sound right. :smile:

[Stormin Norman]

No it doesn't. Know this, I will never renounce my views of freedom, including the operation of a free market economy. It wasn't until the fuedal system was replaced by merchantilism, that we saw progress in the human arena. It's amazing that these trogladites wish to revert back to a slave based system. That is why I will refer to them as subhuman filth, from now on.