View Full Version : My letter to the FBI - I think they want me...
Goldfinger
25th September 2002, 22:44
Dear FBI
I have a complaint about a person that I suspect might be a terrorist. Altough I am not sure if he has ever killed anyone in person, he has staged numerous attacks against civilian targets.
Beware, because this guy's with the strong. He has the power to destroy the earth several hundred times with his nuclear weapons, and he looks at life as a commodity for trade.
I would appreciate it if you could keep a good eye on this man.
George Walker Bush is his name, and terror is his game.
Yours truly,
Are Ormberg
I sent this... "tip" to the FBI, on their complaint mail. I suggest you do the same. NOW!
https://www.ifccfbi.gov/complaint/terrorist.asp
And yes, Are Ormberg is my real name, and I also sent them my adress. Now they know where I live. That stuff makes life more exiting.
PunkRawker677
25th September 2002, 23:08
LOL. That is great. I sent one and i think everyone here should do so as well. Although they will most likely be ignored, you never know.
Xvall
25th September 2002, 23:13
To Whom it May Concern,
I believe it is with upmost importance that I submit to you the information that I have obtained. Apparently someone within my country has been responsible for the death of many. He currently resides with many aids, and has been known to donate to terrorist orginizations in the past.
His name is 'Ronald Raegan'.. He apparently has 'Bin Lyin' in his compound, and I would much like to see him put on trial for his crimes against humanity. Thank you!
- Drake Dracoli
Goldfinger
25th September 2002, 23:25
Quote: from Drake Dracoli on 12:13 am on Sep. 26, 2002
To Whom it May Concern,
I believe it is with upmost importance that I submit to you the information that I have obtained. Apparently someone within my country has been responsible for the death of many. He currently resides with many aids, and has been known to donate to terrorist orginizations in the past.
His name is 'Ronald Raegan'.. He apparently has 'Bin Lyin' in his compound, and I would much like to see him put on trial for his crimes against humanity. Thank you!
- Drake Dracoli
"2 Whom it may concern"... lmao!
that's nice and articulate! We should keep doing this!
Anonymous
25th September 2002, 23:28
Quote: from Drake Dracoli on 4:13 am on Sep. 26, 2002
His name is 'Ronald Raegan'.. He apparently has 'Bin Lyin' in his compound, and I would much like to see him put on trial for his crimes against humanity. Thank you!
- Drake Dracoli
You would, wouldn't you.........
Lardlad95
25th September 2002, 23:32
thats funny as all hell I hope they read it
antieverything
26th September 2002, 01:36
Now they know where I live. That stuff makes life more exiting.Lol, watch out.
Tkinter1
26th September 2002, 02:47
There might be a law against sending false tips and they might log IP's. I think you guys should be careful about how many of those things you send to them.
Anonymous
26th September 2002, 02:58
Their IP's were probably logged a long time ago.
Tkinter1
26th September 2002, 03:32
lol
antieverything
26th September 2002, 03:38
...well, to be fair these weren't exactly "false tips".
Goldfinger
26th September 2002, 06:56
Actually, it is in fact illegal to lie to the FBI, but I never told them one lie. The creepy thing is that they might deny Bush's terrorism and claim that I'm lying. But I don't think they can catch me where I am now, in Norway, because the law only counts in USA.
suffianr
26th September 2002, 08:36
Haha...I strongly doubt the possibility of the FBI paying any, if at all, attention to my tip offs...I'm Asian, my great-grandparents are from Pakistan, my country is "officially" an Islamic State (Malaysia), and I'm a closet commie! Great. Just great.
Xvall
26th September 2002, 12:40
You would, wouldn't you.........
Not really, since the guy probably doesn't even remember he was a president! I heard that NO ONE told him about 9/11; they figured he would just forget about it anyways.
Xvall
26th September 2002, 12:41
Their IP's were probably logged a long time ago.
lol! You're probably right!
Moskitto
26th September 2002, 16:45
well, if I did this and got an MI5 file i'll solve a problem and have fun at the same time.
It seems too tempting. MUST RESIST URGE.
Goldfinger
26th September 2002, 17:01
the answer:
We have received your information. Due to the overwhelming response to
the web site, we cannot respond to each message personally. Your message
will be evaluated and given appropriate consideration. Please furnish any
additional information you deem appropriate to http://www.fbi.gov.
Thank you for your support.
komsomol
26th September 2002, 21:32
I have delved into the archives of history and found substantial evidence pointing me towards a conclusion that may shock you. A terrorist group has been de-stabilizing and influencing the world for generations! Whats more its base is in America itself! This group has created great crimes against freedom and democracy, its name is the CIA.
They'll probably agree with me, the FBI hates the CIA.
Hayduke
26th September 2002, 21:37
When you hear little cameras snoozing at night.. then don't come complain to us :)
BIG BROTHER IS WATCHING!
honest intellectual
29th September 2002, 17:59
Quote: from Drake Dracoli on 11:13 pm on Sep. 25, 2002
To Whom it May Concern,
I believe it is with upmost importance that I submit to you the information that I have obtained. Apparently someone within my country has been responsible for the death of many. He currently resides with many aids, and has been known to donate to terrorist orginizations in the past.
His name is 'Ronald Raegan'.. He apparently has 'Bin Lyin' in his compound, and I would much like to see him put on trial for his crimes against humanity. Thank you!
- Drake Dracoli
That's great, but it's spelt aides, not aids
Stormin Norman
30th September 2002, 10:50
Apocalypse When,
You are an idiot. Those that play with fire get burned.
Goldfinger
30th September 2002, 10:57
Wanna bet? I'm sure the feds wont pay any attention to the letter, they will just ignore it. They are owned by George W Bush, and if they arrest me for pointing out his very deadly sins, what will the headlines say?
"Pacifist arrested by FBI for questioning their leader's way of coping with things"
Stormin Norman
30th September 2002, 11:08
You are probably right in thinking they will not bother with you because of your email. If I were you I'd be more afraid of echelon. After a certain number of enteries that trip the censors of this powerful network, you will be subject to more scrutiny. If you are involved in any sort of illegal activity, chances are they will put you under the microscope and prosecute you. It won't matter what country you live in. The approproate agencies will pass said information on to INTERPOL and your western government could be tasked with the job of harrassing you for local crimes. If your going to play games, I would keep my nose incredibly clean.
Goldfinger
30th September 2002, 11:18
Oh, well I only mailed once, and I don't ever do any crimes, so I'm safe...
No, wait! I have a ripped version of Max Payne that I bought from my friend on my computer! Was it a bad idea for me to mention that here? 'cause I don't think any government people are reading this forum...
or are they.........?
And by the way, they should mind their own buisness and concentrate on the crimes of USA, we have our own police system!
(Edited by Apocalypse When at 12:20 pm on Sep. 30, 2002)
Stormin Norman
30th September 2002, 11:24
Hey, you are the one who wants global government, not me.
Goldfinger
30th September 2002, 11:27
Actually, I want no government, but small communes that are run by ultra democratic voting systems. But that's just me.
Goldfinger
1st October 2002, 22:58
What have you got to say about that one, Norman? You know you shouldn't generalize people like that!
antieverything
1st October 2002, 23:41
Most of us want a very limited global government in order to avoid violent conflict and to prevent super-powers from stomping on 3rd world countries...those who fight so vehemently against it just want the US to be able to do whatever they want...I don't really agree with the current style of global government as it is very undemocratic.
Goldfinger
2nd October 2002, 00:08
No nations, no nationalisism
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Oh look, I did a bush!
(Edited by Apocalypse When at 1:10 am on Oct. 2, 2002)
PaulDavidHewson
2nd October 2002, 02:06
I encourage everyone to download a program called
ad-Aware. this program traces and deletes all spyware from your computer.
You'll find a whole lot of Gator ware on your computer and in you registry.
http://www.lavasoftusa.com/
Goldfinger
2nd October 2002, 09:57
Spyware, is that legal? Maybe it is legal for the FBI in USA, but definately not the rest of the world! If I spot just a single little one of these creepy little spy-things on my PC, I'm gonna tell the police!
RedRevolutionary87
11th October 2002, 23:07
spyware is just things companies use so they can send you ads n shit, nothing to do with the government, you usualy get it with programs like kazaa
PaulDavidHewson
12th October 2002, 02:10
also, after using ad-aware to remove spyware be sure to install Kazaalite instead of the normal kazaa, because the normal kazza won't work anymore(they have a problem with deleting the gator-ware from the computer)
Sulla the Dictator
12th October 2002, 04:52
Quote: from Apocalypse When on 6:44 am on Sep. 26, 2002
[i]Dear FBI
I sent this... "tip" to the FBI, on their complaint mail. I suggest you do the same. NOW!
https://www.ifccfbi.gov/complaint/terrorist.asp
And yes, Are Ormberg is my real name, and I also sent them my adress. Now they know where I live. That stuff makes life more exiting.
Were I you, I would feel embarassed at how pretentious that was.
Goldfinger
12th October 2002, 17:39
what, the part of me revealing my name to the public?
Sulla the Dictator
13th October 2002, 02:08
Quote: from Apocalypse When on 1:39 am on Oct. 13, 2002
what, the part of me revealing my name to the public?
No, the entire thing. I shortened the quote for the sake of brevity.
Goldfinger
13th October 2002, 12:29
Well, I guess u're right, I kinda wanted to annoy the feds, but without braking any laws. I was bored, still am. That's why I don't take it back. Maybe I will when I get a life.
Brian
19th October 2002, 03:01
I'm an FBI agent.
Fear me.
(Edited by Brian at 9:04 pm on Oct. 18, 2002)
Anonymous
19th October 2002, 03:10
But your canadian.
truthaddict11
19th October 2002, 18:14
LOL AW i sent one in too i included Oliver North, Dick Cheney and Ashcrofft in mine. i hope they dont track me too far i havent turned in that draft registration form.
Brian
20th October 2002, 04:51
Quote: from Dark Capitalist on 3:10 am on Oct. 19, 2002
But your canadian.
But your an abuse fatass American who lives off welfare and watchs 'Jerry Springer'...
Sasafrás
20th October 2002, 05:04
Brian, what the hell are you?
Domino
22nd October 2002, 02:42
LOL!! You rock Apocalypse When!!
Goldfinger
17th January 2003, 14:19
thankyou.
legot
17th January 2003, 19:03
i believe you mean obese brian,i'd also wager thats a huge generalization,its odd though that your so defensive about being called canadien ....why do you canadiens have something to be defensive about?
Goldfinger
17th January 2003, 20:10
eh?
Larissa
17th January 2003, 22:13
Quote: from Stormin Norman on 7:50 am on Sep. 30, 2002
Those that play with fire get burned.
I wonder if Bush has ever heard this "advice".
Goldfinger
17th January 2003, 22:51
I hope so, I fucking hope so! I told everyone in my class at school today that I send emails like to FBI at my spare time, and we're now looking for feds.
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