Help!

[Brian]

I'm terribly bored! Also my last post was a joke.

(Edited by Brian at 6:50 pm on Aug. 15, 2002)

[Anonymous]

This is going to be one long thread.

[Moskitto]

Agreed, and it's not even funny.

[guerrillaradio]

Why did he edit it?? What did it say originally??

[American Kid]

This is fucking fascinating. What the fuck is going on?

[Anonymous]

Quote: from Brian on 10:00 pm on Aug. 14, 2002
Da de da de da de da de da de da, tick tock tick tock, what a waste of space.

Bill Clinton had an egg thrown at him. Ha. Maybe they could do that to George Bush as well. Maybe replace the egg with a beaker of flesh-eating ants. Oh, a big hello to whoever it is that screens all our mobile calls, e-mails, and stuff like this. Yes, I'll give you a bit more work to do; I have a thermo-nuclear device which I obtained from China with the help of the Iraqi secret service (oh, don't laugh, I assure it exists) and I plan to detonate it in Washington DC tomorrow. There you go boys. Get to it. I dare you.Get your soldiers with buzz cuts ready and there M4A1's.

Why does the American president have all this secret service crap to protect him? What, if he dies, elect a new one. Simple. You are a 'democracy' after all. You wouldn't be raising the importance of one life above the rest would you? No, of course not. All men are created equal... While I'm on the subject. I will come out and say freaking obvious. Mr. Bush, no one wants the damn missile defense because it would be unfair. By protecting your beloved country from ballistic missiles, you would be dashing the hopes of billions who are just itching for someone to stick a nuke up your conceited little arses and blow you all to your self-conceived hell. If I don't get a black car following me around for that... Ha, this has been fun. At least I am awake now. Oh and don't worry boys, I'm only playing with your minds. Why would I want to destroy a beautiful place like DC? Now, where was that neutron bomb... As for the rest of you, I'm really not paranod, just bored.



(Edited by Brian at 7:19 pm on Aug. 14, 2002)


(Edited by Brian at 7:22 pm on Aug. 14, 2002)


(Edited by Brian at 7:24 pm on Aug. 14, 2002)


You could just use that neutron bomb for self-defence. Yeah, just strap it to your back and if anyone tries to fuck with you just take it off and throw it at them. Hehe that'll teach those fuckers!

That would be one hell of a way to go too. Comitting suicide with a nuclear weapon! hehehehe

By the way, Beijing is a much better target than DC.

[vox]

DC,

Before, when I looked at this thread, Brian had edited everything out of his post (which explains guerrillaradio's post). Now there's a post there.

Ignore Brian. Apparently he's a troll.

vox

[Capitalist Imperial]

typical canadian intellect, brian

that is why the US does not let canada have nukes

you would probably drop them on your foots in a moosehead-induced stupor

[Mazdak]

Uh, why does he say he needs metalbunny's help? That posst had nothing to do with metalbunny..... or anything for that matter. I gueses the "uncut" version would have shed light on this.

[Felicia]

Quote: from Brian on 1:00 pm on Aug. 14, 2002

Bill Clinton had an egg thrown at him. Ha. Maybe they could do that to George Bush as well. Maybe replace the egg with a beaker of flesh-eating ants.
(Edited by Brian at 11:20 am on Aug. 15, 2002)


Or what about a pie, it worked on ole Jeanny boy Chretien, lol

[Moskitto]

For those who did not see the original post, our friend brian was making jokes about suicide and posting pictures of ropes.

[Felicia]

Oh, was he? I didn't read it all