Malte

[Stormin Norman]

I was talking to a little birdie the other day. He made the suggestion that bulletin boards like Che-lives.com are set up many times by the intelligence community to track people's ideology. With that in mind, I asked myself who would benefit from the information gathering on Che-lives. The logical choice was the NSA or CIA, organizations that only employ political loyalists. If this were true and Che-lives was designed by such organizations, that would make Malte a devout right wing ideolog. Could your beloved leader truly be a spy tasked with cataloging the actions and opinions of political opponents, anarchists, and left wing elements around the world?

[Nateddi]

Malte is not a right winger in that sense :biggrin:

[American Kid]

Ah-ha! Norman you sly fox!

The Kid here.

It's funny because I've wondered this same thing myself (we're thinking in tandem tonight, Norm; high-five!). Though I never suspected Malte as a mole (and still don't).

My hunch is, when fucking brainiacs start threads with ludicrous titles like "Would killing Bush do anything?" or "I killed Bush", I can't help but think this might draw........"attention". I don't think it's too far-fetched to assume this site is one of the countless ones the CIA/FBI might "stake-out" regularly. I mean, why wouldn't they? People here are preaching REVOLUTION. And I think these gov workers would rather not lose their jobs....:)

I made a comment on the "Would killing Bush...?" thread where I said something like, "you rant about the evils of the CIA, keeping talking shit about killing our leader and you might just draw their attention" and I meant it.

So, hi CIA/FBI!!!

*waves*

(I'm one of the good guys!)

*waves again*

-AK

[Stormin Norman]

-It is simply a possibility. Since, I don't really know Malte, I can't say anything for sure.

-Hi FBI, NSA, CIA, DEA, ATF and anyone else who is 'observing'. I hope I have made your jobs more interesting. I am also one of the good guys, so please don't tap my phone lines and start tracking my mail. Thank you. Keep up the good work, you are doing a fine job. I appreciate the fact that we haven't been subject to further attacks on our civilian population.

[Shyne]

thuglife.
westside till i die.

[Stormin Norman]

Shyne,

LOL. What is thuglife? Are you a wannabe gangsta?
You are a funny mother fucker, either way. I realize your humor is lost on the majority of people who frequent this site, but I appreciate your antics.

[Edelweiss]

Stormin Norman, I'm working with CIA, NSA, FBI, DEA, NBC, NFL, NBA, MCI and KFC! :) You paranoid idiot!

[Capitalist Imperial]

SN, you definately could be right, Malte could be a mole cuaging current dissident status.

Or as AK said, maybe they are hust monitoring the site for information.

As a matter of fact, anyone posting here could be CIA, FBI, NSA,DSA.

I actually thought about this in the past too, but I figured that even it was true, the best thing I could do as a patriotic loyalist would be to not set off anyones paranoia.

However, just as my loyalist compadres AK and SN extended their greetings, I would like to say hello silent guardians of freedom, I'm a good guy too. Let me know if you need any work, I'll do it "Pro Bono."

P.S. Leftists, Just because your paranoid doesn't mean that someones not following you.

[Moskitto]

Quote: from Malte on 4:39 pm on July 28, 2002
Stormin Norman, I'm working with CIA, NSA, FBI, DEA, NBC, NFL, NBA, MCI and KFC! :) You paranoid idiot!


Are you working for USCK?

[Edelweiss]

what is the USCK? I guest it's some canooing club, right?

[Anonymous]

Quote: from Malte on 4:39 pm on July 28, 2002
Stormin Norman, I'm working with CIA, NSA, FBI, DEA, NBC, NFL, NBA, MCI and KFC! :) You paranoid idiot!



YOU BASTARD!!! I dont give a damn if you're working for any of the other organisations but i once had a meal at KFC and it was fucking awful

[I Will Deny You]

Quote: from Malte on 11:39 am on July 28, 2002
NFL, NBA, MCI and KFCProfessional sports (which means free beer for me at the sports bar) and fried chicken . . . the two of us have more in common than I though.

I am a member of the WNBA, and I work for AT&T. Pass me a biscuit, Malte.

Lindsay

[Ymir]

CI,AK,SN...

Yep you are the "good guys"! Amazing how the "good guys" support the secret police.

[American Kid]

Ah.............but they're "our" secret police.

-A to the K

[Capitalist Imperial]

I like to think of them as, uh, ummm...

clandestine guardians of the soveriegn

[Anonymous]

Funny jhow americans always criticise every theory against america but they always have some powers to invent stupid theorys! amazing! if someone proofs that america is this and america is that you will say that is just a conspiracy theory but you always invent stupid theorys! like afghanistanese weedings are very dangerous so you must attack them! amd shit like that!

[Stormin Norman]

Hey Malto Meal,

Is this thread the reason you put Stormin Moron under my avatar?

[marxistdisciple]

Guys, you are right. I am the spy here. I work for the TLA. (another three letter acronym.) I work by cover of darkness seeking out the teenage threats to national secuirty.

I am 3000 miles out of the juristicition of the FBI and CIA, only the thought police can catch me now in my imminent plans for revolution.

My biggest danger, is the threat that I am looking for better living conditions for all people everywhere. Equality is truely a threat to our freedom. To keep the party in power we must not stray from our quest. W. is all encompassing, W. is our God. Worship him. He is the omnipresent entity that watches over us. He will never die. His son will look the same.

W. has ultimate power. He is ethics. He is morals.

[American Kid]

Holy shit, Norm...........

Raw deal, dude.

-The Kid

[PunkRawker677]

Stormin Moron,
We all voted to award you that name for your incredible wit and intelligence.

And Malte, damn, you work for those people too!? Mother fuckers told me i was the only KFC agent on here.

[new democracy]

i just checked the last pages of soc vs. cap and i just had to respond. sn, you know how bad it sounds(unless this thread is a joke)? if what you are saying is true, that means that the usa is fighting against freedom of speech inside and outside the usa. and ak, you disappoint me in this thread big time. if this is true it cannot be justified in any way(and if this is true, this is NOT a joke!!!!).
and sn, note that i didn't resort to childish insults, i suggest you do the same.

(Edited by new democracy at 8:06 pm on Sep. 20, 2002)

[komsomol]

Hi CIA, FUCK YOU!! :)

[Frosty]

Well, interesting theory storming moron...but i don't really believe it...
And to use the opportunity:
Hi fucking CIA murderers :)

[Moskitto]

Quote: from Malte on 10:52 pm on July 28, 2002
what is the USCK? I guest it's some canooing club, right?


USCK = United States Canoe and Kayak

Sure, you can bash the Americans, but sometimes they think of some really good names for stuff.

If you're ever worried that you're being tracked by Malte then come to my board, I'm working for no one bar UNOSS, MIA, JSIGU... I mean, urm, bar, myself.

[Pinko]

If only I had a scanner, I would scan in my ass and post it on this thread to moon at the monitoring powers that be.
As it is I will have to settle for: Kiss my ass.

[sonicattack]

If its any consolation - I think all of you could go and work for S.P.A.S.T.I.C.

You fucken dribblers.