Commie Club - Knock Knock

[Stormin Norman]

I believe that I have demonstrated what a devout friend of the communist cause that I am, and I demand that you let me in to the Commie Club section. Right Now! I want to further the cause by infiltrating (oops did I say that or think it? Shut up! They might be on to you. Don't get yourself killed by a bunch of commie dirtbags. Remember your mission.), I mean by posting flyers and attending meetings. I promise to sing the Internationale. Can I come in?

[James]

"I demand"

Now thats not the way to go about it is it. I want never gets, didn't your mother ever tell you!

My opinion, in response to your question, is "No, fuck off".

[PunkRawker677]

James, your answer was approproate:

No, Fuck off.

[Felicia]

I got in easily, I sent Malte a polite PM and I got right in. I doubt you'll get in though, you seem to be a bit of an ass :)

[James]

lmao!

[Stormin Norman]

Now why would you call me an ass? I have done nothing to you.

[Felicia]

I know you haven't done anything to me (lets keep it that way, shall we?). But I am no doubt observative of the way you've been reacting to others responses. Just because you haven't done anything to me doesn't mean you're not one to others.

[Stormin Norman]

I know sometimes I am a little hard on the troops, but they lack character and strength of mind. The criticism I offer them is meant to help them. When they say somethng that makes no sense of is inconsistent I find that it's my duty to help them along.

[komsomol]

Normin, there is no way that you will get into the Commie club as you are.

[Capitalist Imperial]

Its OK, you geniuses, storman normin doesn't really even want to entertain the notion of intermingling in the Red room with such a pathetic group of undesireables such as you communist hard-liners.

He was obviously making a joke, a concept usually lost on leftists (case in point). I used to think that commies had no sense of humor, but... oh, wait, nothings changed, they don't!

Screw the Internationale

[James]

pathetic group of undesireables

I thought we were alright now CI :(

[Stormin Norman]

The Internationale or the World Anthem, what ever I need to do to get into your little boys club.

[Capitalist Imperial]

I was just being fasicious and kidding around James, we are OK.

(well, any comment about communism stands, but I have no ill-will towards you as an individual, james, I enjoy debating with you)

[Anonymous]

Why dont you start your own club? And offer tea and biscuits to members.

[Stormin Norman]

Because tea and biscuits are for Brits.

(Edited by Stormin Norman at 4:55 am on July 26, 2002)

[Capitalist Imperial]

I do hate your avatar, though

[James]

Well i hate yours, so we are okay still :)

[Anonymous]

Tea and cake is for the Church of England.

Sorry, digressing. I want goddam tea!

[Stormin Norman]

Will a good old American Budweiser suffice?

[Anonymous]

Prefer a European Stella but i guess Bud would do

[Stormin Norman]

Budweiser is swill, and I would much rather drink a Guiness or some of our local microbrews.

[Capitalist Imperial]

Quote: from Funky Monk on 4:53 pm on July 25, 2002
Why dont you start your own club? And offer tea and biscuits to members.


Thats not a bad Idea, maybe malte will grant us our own forum, "The Imperial Brigaide". It will be me, SN, AK, maybe Earnest Everhard when he comes around, CF if he is still around, even apache.

But not biscuits and tea, this will be a realm of coffee and donuts.

[James]

But you see, this is a forum for leftists. No offence. But you really don't have any right in being here (don't start the old tired "old communism way eh? Eliminate all opposition eh?" because its not like that). Your alowed to post in some sections, be grateful. I've just noticed how i've been using this more as a chatroom over the past day. Sorry to everyone that got pissed off reading through this tripe of mine.

[Anonymous]

I think that Capitalists should have acces to some parts of the site to prevent the communist ideas from becoming stale. Someone's resolution should be constantly tested

[Capitalist Imperial]

Funky Monk, R U a red hot chili peppers fan? (your name is one of their songs)

[AgustoSandinoSegundo]

oh the good ol days before the revolution, when Reaganlives and I used to smack you commies around all over the place. Oh the days before forum restrictions for cappies and before the commie club.

Actually as one of the first cappies on this board, on my old name, augustosandino, I don't much mind the commie club or the restrictions. I see the existence of such provisions as further proof of the flimsiness of their thought.

Well CI, AK and SN, I just wanted to say that while reagan and I are gone, being out of school and both working for the summer therefore having less access to the comp, we both , or at least I , appreciate what you guys are doing. Keep it real.

[j]

CI you have over 1000 posts in a commie forum.

SN you have over 300 posts in a commie forum.

Don't you think your cappie buddies are gonna wonder why you post so often here?

Why would anyone who is not a commie or commie sympathizer want access to a "commie club?" I would never want acces to a "cappie club."

But, CI, of course we get the joke about joining the commie club. Who wouldn't? It just wasn't very funny. It's like watching "Leonard Pt. 6," we understand its a comedy but its just not funny.

j

[Capitalist Imperial]

lol, j, That was funny, your leonard part 6 comment is funny

[Anonymous]

Quote: from Capitalist Imperial on 5:49 pm on July 25, 2002
Funky Monk, R U a red hot chili peppers fan? (your name is one of their songs)



I am indeed a RHCP fan and that is one of my favourite songs. (for those who are un-enlightened the album is Blood Sugar Sex Magic)

[Capitalist Imperial]

I submit that BSSM is one one of the greatest rock masterpieces of all time.

They are a great capitalist party band!!!

[Anonymous]

I am not too guided by my political feelings when listening to music, i like what i like. And i agree that it is a great album. They've changed a lot in style.

There's a question, how much should your political feelings influence your choice of music?

[James]

RHCP's new album kicks some serious ass!


(Edited by James at 7:45 pm on July 25, 2002)

[Stormin Norman]

Oops, sorry for the double post.


(Edited by Stormin Norman at 7:32 am on July 26, 2002)

[Stormin Norman]

I admit to liking U2 somewhat. Does that make me a bleeding heart liberal? No, it does not. It simply means that I can have an open mind when it comes to things that have value, like music or ideas. Once again I offer further evidence of why you should let us into history and politics.

[American Kid]

As one of the slave-running, whip-cracking cappies here, I don't mind at all not being allowed into the Commie Club.

Though I have wondered often what gay shit you guys are up to in there.......

"I love you more. No, I love YOU more......Any hot, Marx/Engles-worshipping commie studs wanna chat...? PM me......."

No, on the real side, I don't really fucking care what goes on in there. But I want to say, and this is no big revalation, that I do love this site. I mean, I FUCKING love coming here. It's very, very difficult to find a site like this where you can post semi-literately, and expect a likewise response in return. I post stuff mostly on music boards and stuff, and the typical response, if I get any at all, is:

"Dude, that was too long...."

Seriously, that's a quote from Allthingsordinary.com. People are so STUPAHD.

THEY'RE-SO-STUPAHD!!

But I like coming here. For the most part, mostly everyone's smaht. And I'm not just jerking off. I get to sound off (loudly) about things I care about (sincerely): like fighting the god-awful communists and their oppressive, cockamammie notions. God bless the USA.

But it's funny though. Me and Norman and CI (I think we're the three most consistent cappie-leaning posters here), we definetely are paraded around as outcasts with stars of david wrapped around our (bulging) biceps. Given the context. Behind enemy lines we are......

-AK

And WHY do I come here?

To learn.

(Edited by American Kid at 8:34 pm on July 25, 2002)

[Stormin Norman]

Know your enemy.

[American Kid]

Exactly.

Was gonna write that, by the way.

*high-five*

-aK

[Moskitto]

Neah, you don't want access to the commie club. There is nothing that would be of interest to yourselves.

[Capitalist Imperial]

Quote: from Funky Monk on 7:09 pm on July 25, 2002
I am not too guided by my political feelings when listening to music, i like what i like. And i agree that it is a great album. They've changed a lot in style.

There's a question, how much should your political feelings influence your choice of music?


Actually, that is a very good point, my political feelings have pretty much nothing to do with my music, as most popular music, including rock, hip=hop, folk, r & B, punk, metal, etc is pretty leftist, with some exceptions

[Felicia]

Stormin Norman
I wouldn't even worry about getting in, there isn't really much going on there anyway, aside from the fact that not a lot of people bother to go there and post much anyway :)

[reagan lives]

felicia: the reason for that is that this forum is far and away the most interesting on the board. What a depressing thought. It's nothing like General Political Topics used to be back in, as Agusto puts it, "the good old days," back at the beginning of the Revolution, when we used to beat vox like a prison snitch. But it's better than the pinko circle-jerks that compromise the rest of this board.

I personally like Capitalist Imperial's idea of giving us our own private forum...maybe we can call it "NATO." Then Malte will finally have progressed to the "Separate but Equal" stage of moral evolution that American capitalism reached over a hundred years ago and passed almost a half century ago.

[Capitalist Imperial]

"Reagan Lives",

Its good to see u back on the board, we could always use more veteran capitalist support.

[Capitalist Imperial]

"Reagan Lives",

Its good to see u back on the board, we could always use more veteran capitalist support.

[Michael De Panama]

Holy shit man, Reagan Lives is back! Man, how nostalgic.

Listen, I've explained this before many times. This is an internet message board. It isn't a government. It isn't an empire trying to rival America. It's an internet message board.

[Michael De Panama]

It would be interesting to see a Cappie Club. Not to say that I'm in support of the idea or anything, though. But why the fuck would you guys need it? Don't you know that all the Commie Club is is a place to gossip about you people, the Stalinists, and the Nazis? Oops, I guess I gave away the big fucking secret or something.

[American Kid]

I don't think we should have a cappie club. This is Che-lives.com, not Bob Dornan-lives.com.

Thank God.

And this is coming from the mouth of a whip-crackin' cappie. Again, we're just stray cats here. This isn't "our" home. We shouldn't go setting up bunkbeds.

-AK

[Goldfinger]

Quote: from Funky Monk on 5:53 pm on July 25, 2002
Why dont you start your own club? And offer tea and biscuits to members.


lol

[Shyne]

well thanks to all the cappies here for forgetting about me.

but anyway, ive been in the commie club a few times. La Rainbeaux gave me her password and i got to see a few topics. it wasnt realy that interesting. they just post bullshit about cappies and who they hate on this board.

[Moskitto]

Generally, if you get a small group of people together away from a larger community with something in common, they will generally discuss who they hate and who they like within the community.

Atleast, that's what i've noticed in my life.

[American Kid]

Shyne, I mentioned you.....Fuck where was it......Ah, GO TO THE CHE-LIVES T-SHIRTS THREAD.

Yeah, see.........

[Capitalist Imperial]

Quote: from Shyne on 9:43 pm on July 26, 2002
well thanks to all the cappies here for forgetting about me.

but anyway, ive been in the commie club a few times. La Rainbeaux gave me her password and i got to see a few topics. it wasnt realy that interesting. they just post bullshit about cappies and who they hate on this board.


who do they hate and why? can u cut/paste some good stuff?

[Capitalist Imperial]

shyne, i totally missed the boat, and I apologize, are u pro-capitalist?

[American Kid]

Yeah I wanna know who they're talkin shit about too.

[Felicia]

Don't worry, there's nothing there about you AK. No wait there was something...... :biggrin:

[Shyne]

Quote: from Capitalist Imperial on 2:45 pm on July 26, 2002

Quote: from Shyne on 9:43 pm on July 26, 2002
well thanks to all the cappies here for forgetting about me.

but anyway, ive been in the commie club a few times. La Rainbeaux gave me her password and i got to see a few topics. it wasnt realy that interesting. they just post bullshit about cappies and who they hate on this board.


who do they hate and why? can u cut/paste some good stuff?


well i cant cut and paste because shayla currently hates me so she changed her password. but basically they post stuff about all the cappies. for example, nobody knew what AK's political beliefs were, and they were talking about how smart he is and funny. CI is probably the one person that is talked about the most. they keep looking for grounds to ban you. they all joke around saying how ignorant you are and that they have a small respect for you because of your comments..i remember a quote tho (paraphrasing)"CI is an idiot, as soon as somebody gets to know him, they'll wanna be the exact opposite of him." they talked about a few other cappies but i dont know much about those guys. but they all love me. they love to call me a racist, sexist, etc... that room is a place for all the leftwingers to talk shit about us without us being able to defend ourselves.

and yeah, i am a capitalist. i love nike's, etc... i dont really care about those people who pick the beans for our coffee, its their fault they're in that situation.

[Capitalist Imperial]

good to know I'm striking nerves

[Capitalist Imperial]

Actually, I realize they go there to convince each other of my ignorance because they fail to prove it in the countless debates they have had with me face to face.

And, actually, if those liberal lefty pinkos want to become the exact opposite of me as they get to know me, I'll take that as a supreme compliment to my ideological convictions.

Cut and paste some stuff if u can!!!

[Mazdak]

I have nothing to say except Stormin Norman makes no sense. He is beat up by police and suddenly realizes they arent oppressing him, they are showing him how "great" the US is. I think the drugs got to your head.

[Capitalist Imperial]

Mazdak, I think that was a ficticious story, I think he was making that whole thing up.

[Stormin Norman]

'Mazdak, I think that was a ficticious story, I think he was making that whole thing up.'

Ya think so?

[Capitalist Imperial]

Didn't you somewhat concede in that same thread that you were joking around?

I could be totally wrong, please let me know if I am.

[vox]

"It's nothing like General Political Topics used to be back in, as Agusto puts it, "the good old days," back at the beginning of the Revolution, when we used to beat vox like a prison snitch."

Do you really need me to post links to the old threads where I demolished everything you wrote?

Right-wing historical revisionism, though popular, doesn't wash here, boy.

vox

[Vladimir]

Ah vox how are we, back fighting the cappies again. Welcome back comrade

IrishGuevara

[canikickit]

I've got a bone to pick with you.

[Mazdak]

"stormin moron"- Malte, you are God.
haha

well, it still makes no sense, regardless of it being fictitious.

[RedCeltic]

"It's nothing like General Political Topics used to be back in, as Agusto puts it, "the good old days," back at the beginning of the Revolution, when we used to beat vox like a prison snitch."

Uh... As I recall, Vox and Choncho took turns schooling you.

And I WILL Post a link... :biggrin:

http://www.che-lives.com/cgi/community/top...um=11&topic=207 (http://www.che-lives.com/cgi/community/topic.pl?forum=11&topic=207)




(Edited by RedCeltic at 11:03 pm on July 30, 2002)

[STALINSOLDIERS]

malte needs and maxi pad to shut up

[Lefty]

lol this is funny. once again people are riled up by stalinist or something of the sort. (what are you, anyway normin)

[vox]

"Choncho's right Vox, your pounding your fists against a brick wall, and it's clearly unproductive. This argument can go on forever and ever and ever and ever....... "

Red Celtic wrote that in the thread he linked, and he's right.

If anyone is interested in why Reagan Lives hates me so very much, read the thread. That's just one example of many, but it's a typical one.

RL has been so profoundly and overwhelmingly shown to be wrong so many times that how anyone can take him seriously at all is simply an instance of the willful blindness of the right-wing.

vox

[PunkRawker677]

Vox.. you kick ass...

Thats all i have to say!!

[Anonymous]

I know lets make the stupidiest club ever! and lets call it cappie club! that would be nice all those scumbags in the same room!

[American Kid]

(............ha...........ha, ha..............ha.........ha, ha......ha..)

[peaccenicked]

Sure! Headline
'Che Guevara supporters set up capi club'
dream on

[Stormin Norman]

"RL has been so profoundly and overwhelmingly shown to be wrong so many times that how anyone can take him seriously at all is simply an instance of the willful blindness of the right-wing."

I have read many of the threads where Vox claims to have beaten Reagan Lives. It appears that Vox is a self deluded fool who equates any rebuttal that he has to a concise victory. When reality takes a backseat to misconception the real truth can be forgotten. In my opinion, Reagan Lives has bested Vox every time. Perhaps my view is tainted with that thing we call reality.

[ArgueEverything]

Quote: from Stormin Norman on 2:31 pm on Aug. 2, 2002
Perhaps my view is tainted with that thing we call reality.


Or perhaps it is tainted with that thing we call "bias".

[Capitalist Imperial]

Uh, let me check, umm... no, its reality!

[Stormin Norman]

I still think you guys are missing out by failing to allow me into your commie club. I can be the weird guy in the corner that everyone pics on. You know, the guy who gets made fun of so much that eventually he tips his desk over and starts hissing at people in class.

[Anonymous]

Jeremy

[Anonymous]

I've seen the commie club.

[synthesis]

Holy shit, this was an old post you dragged up, dude.

[Moskitto]

every view is tainted with bias, except indifference.

[canikickit]

I've seen the commie club.

You're sad.

[Comrade Daniel]

canickit, I don't know why but your avater makes me laugh when I look at it.
I think you guys should not allow SN in the Commie club.

[Stormin Norman]

They didn't call it a dodo bird for nothing. That bird was funny looking.

[canikickit]

http://www.amnh.org/exhibitions/expeditions/treasure_fossil/Treasures/Dodo/dodo.gif

The dod was perfectly adapted to its enviornment. Unfortunatly the imperialist forces of the Netherlands and Portugal did not respect the enviornment.

[Comrade Daniel]

God I hate my forefathers (the Dutch) :(

[Moskitto]

They didn't call it a dodo bird for nothing. That bird was funny looking.

It comes from "dodos", meaning "fat arse"

I think the saddest story of extinction is the passenger pigeon, the sky was black with them at one time, the last one died in 1914, so sad :(

(Edited by Moskitto at 7:36 pm on Jan. 27, 2003)

[Goldfinger]

:( i'm crying with you, for comrade Pigeon and Dodo :(

[Capitalist Imperial]

The world's most welcome extinction is that of the mullet haircut.

(Well actually, not quite extinct, but very rare and sightings have been reported in rural areas of the deep American South).

[Moskitto]

there was some species of bird once where the population went down to 4 and one man on his own saved them from extinction.

[Goldfinger]

there was some species of bird once where the population went down to 4 and one man on his own saved them from extinction.
lemme guess: they were all female?

(Edited by Apocalypse When at 12:05 am on Jan. 28, 2003)

[Mazdak]

The gigantic St. Helens(or St. Helena's?) Earwig was the largest earwig in the world, i do believe over 3 inches in length. An incredible specimen, however this insect hasn't been seen in years, apparently, it is extinct. That is trully one of the saddest extinctions. What a beautiful addition it would have made to my collection. :(

[canikickit]

The world's most welcome extinction is that of the mullet haircut.

I fear that will never happen. We can but dream...


That is trully one of the saddest extinctions

Indeed. Truly a beautiful example of the hand of God.