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Entrails Konfetti
22nd March 2008, 05:19
Pro-Amerikkkan Imperialism in Costume.

"Nukie: In Search of America"
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Overseas FilmGroup
1993 PG

This film will certainly be banned under the dicatorship of the proletariat.
We are supposed to be impressed with the costumes, and flashy computer animation, instead we are disgusted with this outright pro-Amerikkkan Imperialist Progpiganda. This is nothing but Imerialism disguising itself in the costumes of two ET rip-off Space Aliens. The title alone is blatant, not to mention the lame attempt to disguise the derrogatory slang for a womyns reprodyctive organs, or a derrivative on a nuclear bomb; which coincidentally is the name of the main character. His brothers name is "Meeko" which sounds Asian and we are to assume hes meek and needs the assistance of Amerikkka to survive.

The story begins as two space alien children are flying around in space in their heavenly bodies, which look like sperm. They crash land into Erath, and land on different continents. Meeko lands in Miami, picked up by NASA, who perform "tests" on him. During these tests they electricute him, and subject him to the Amerikkkan decadence of drugs. Meanwhile, Nukie crash lands into Africa and befriends two tribe children. The audience is meant to believe the the stereotype that these indigeonus communities are stupid, and that African slap "hive five" in the brush.
Nukie angers the Chief of the tribe and causes an Earthquake, which makes him have to send out the two boys to die in the brush. The boys face famine, insomnia, and snake bites. Through out this Nukie visits them and leaves them alone. When they are in need of advice he tells them immaterialist drivel "When you don't know what to do, look up to the stars and make a wish, and if it is a good wish the stars will hear you".

Throughout the film Nukie yells back to his tourtured brother in Miami, through telekinesis. Meeko tells Nukie that hes in Amerikkka. After a twin is bit by a snake, and sent off to the Faschist Missionary Hospital. The remaining twin and Nukie go on a search for their brothers in the deserts and brush yelling "Amerikka help us".

Meanwhile, Meeko reprograms a computer so that the NASA Fascists have a change of heart and bring him to Africa. So Meeko is brought to Africa and meets Nukie and reunite amid the snot and tears, and fly off into space. Interestingly enough when Nukies nose drips throughout the duraction of the film, he has the apparance of a Hilter mustace across his upper lip. The twins reunite, are allowed back in the commune, but still suffer the bullying of missionaries and the plunder on Amerikkka.

The only good thing about this movie is that it vaguely supported the theory Evolution with the presence of a talking chimpanzee. Other than that, the labour bureaucrats and their evil masters will enojoy subjecting this subliminal message to their children.

Sugar Hill Kevis
26th March 2008, 13:15
You should submit that to MIM!

Prairie Fire
26th March 2008, 18:28
Not, Bad, Not bad... I got out my English/MIM dictionary and phrasebook, and made a few changes to correctly translate your review into MIMinese.
You must understand comrade, in the joint-dictatorship of the Proletariat, we can not let a single reference to a class enemy ( I mean KKKla$$ enemy,) go without immature, non-sensical parody; such a slip would be tantamount to petty bourgois liquidationism.

Here is a thorough criticism of your review, with my changes and explanantions in bold. Please view it, and write a vigorous self criticism, then slit your wrists,as the
KKKomputer that you wrote this review on was purchased and powered on $uper-profit$ plundered from the third world.

Pro-Amerikkkan Imperiali$m in Costume.

"Nukie: In Search of America"
http://images.rottentomatoes.com/images/movie/coverv/46/101946.jpg

Overseas FilmGroup
1993 PG

This film will certainly be banned under the Joint dicatorship of the proletariat (you have to remember, MIM absolutizes the role of the peasantry).
We are supposed to be impressed with the costumes, and flashy computer animation, instead we are disgusted with this outright pro-Amerikkkan Imperiali$t (all "S"'s should be replaced with a dollar sign in nouns mentioning persynalities,political entities and states that you dislike) Progpiganda. This is nothing but Imperiali$m disguising itself in the costumes of two ET rip-off Space Aliens. The title alone is blatant, not to mention the lame attempt to disguise the derrogatory slang for a womyns reprodyctive organs, or a derrivative on a nuclear bomb; which coincidentally is the name of the main character. His brothers name is "Meeko" which sounds Asian and we are to assume hes meek and needs the assistance of Amerikkka to survive.

The story begins as two space alien children are flying around in space in their heavenly bodies, which look like sperm. They crash land into Erath, and land on different continents. Meeko lands in Miami, picked up by NA$A, who perform "tests" on him. During these tests they electricute him, and subject him to the Amerikkkan decadence of drugs. Meanwhile, Nukie crash lands into Africa and befriends two tribe children. The audience is meant to believe the the stereotype that these indigeonus communities are stupid, and that African slap "hive five" in the brush.
Nukie angers the Chief of the tribe and causes an Earthquake, which makes him have to send out the two boys to die in the brush. The boys face famine, insomnia, and snake bites. Through out this Nukie visits them and leaves them alone. When they are in need of advice he tells them impateriali$t drivel "When you don't know what to do, look up to the stars and make a wish, and if it is a good wish the stars will hear you".

Throughout the film Nukie yells back to his tourtured brother in Miami, through telekinesis. Meeko tells Nukie that hes in Amerikkka. After a twin is bit by a snake, and sent off to the Fa$¢hi$t (Replace the letter "C" with the symbol "¢" in names of rea¢tionarie$, or,replace it with between one or three "K"'s, if at the beginning of the word.) Mi$$ionary Hospital. The remaining twin and Nukie go on a search for their brothers in the deserts and brush yelling "Amerikka help us".

Meanwhile, Meeko reprograms a computer so that the NA$A Fa$¢i$t$ have a change of heart and bring him to Africa. So Meeko is brought to Africa and meets Nukie and reunite amid the snot and tears, and fly off into space. Interestingly enough when Nukies nose drips throughout the duraction of the film, he has the apparance of a Hilter mustace across his upper lip. The twins reunite, are allowed back in the commune, but still suffer the bullying of mi$$ionarie$ and the plunder on Amerikkka.

The only good thing about this movie is that it vaguely supported the theory Evolution with the presence of a talking chimpanzee. Other than that, the labour bureau¢rat$ and their evil masters will enojoy subjecting this subliminal message to their children.

bcbm
26th March 2008, 19:19
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