Cmde. Slavyanski
22nd January 2008, 19:30
WN FORUM GUIDE!! Don't go to WN forums without it!!!
Over one year ago, this author was privileged to obtain a rare copy of The Total Moron’s Guide to Creating a White Nationalist Organization. This document, believed to date back to the early 1970’s, and written by an unknown author, was the blueprint for every White Nationalist organization ever formed. The document is noteworthy, because it explains the inner nature of White Nationalist organizations. Why they have less effective politically than a Taco Bell night shift, why their leaders are parasitical, corrupt, and often perverted individuals, and why WN organizations continue to sprout up like mushrooms.
But what about the WN forum warriors you meet all over the Internet? Do the rank and file have no special training manual that could explain their irrational behavior, bizarre logic, and hilarious paranoia? For years that question went unanswered; until this day. Further archeological research in the same site where the Total Moron’s Guide was discovered has revealed the ‘Holy Grail’ of WN forum crusaders. For the curious layperson, or anyone who is experienced in debating WNs, this has proven to be a document of unsurpassable importance. Without further ado, Eastern Star presents…
How to be a White Nationalist on the Internet
Congratulations Brother or Sis…uh….Brother!!! By reading this manual you have taken your first step toward becoming a White Nationalist forum warrior! Soon you will be firmly entrenched in cyberspace, ready to fight for your race. By “fight for your race”, we of course mean going on various forums and *****ing about something you saw on television, at the mall, or calling various people Jews or niggers. But you’ll need more than racial slurs to become a real WN forum warrior. So put on your jack-boots and away we go!
Basic Laws of Internet Forums for White Nationalists
In order to be an effective internet warrior, every White Nationalist must have a comprehensive understanding of the basic WN assumptions about the world, so as to dazzle, confuse, and crush opponents who do not recognize our self-enclosed tautologies. The following are some of the most crucial laws of internet battle, that every WN must understand.
-Race is easily definable, and has been so for thousands of years
‘White people’ or the ‘White race’ have always been called so. The races of man are White, black, Asian, Arab, Middle Eastern, Mexican, and Jew. Do not be alarmed by the preponderance of threads on WN forums entitled “Is this person White” or “Who is white”; these threads exist to admit special cases, like Turks with blue eyes or certain Iranians. At no time should you consider that race may in fact be ambiguous, and ‘whites’ as well as every other race has had a history full of conflict. And certainly pay no attention to the observation that a Jew may be of anything from Nordic to black African appearance. Race is biological and Jews are a race- period.
-Anyone who argues with you and claims to be white is a Jew
It is common knowledge that Jews worldwide spend all their time on WN forums or forums with WNs on them. Do not consider the possibility that a white, non-Jewish white person could argue with you. After all, you are “pro-white”, and thus your message is inherently “pro-white”. Anyone that would argue against it must therefore be “anti-white”, and thus logically could not be white! Certainly don’t consider the fact that the vast majority of white people disagree with White Nationalist views; if one of those people should confront you on a forum, they must be Jewish!
-White Nationalism is ‘Pro-White’
In keeping with the aforementioned point, keep in mind that White Nationalism is ‘pro-white’. This not only means that those who disagree with you are anti-white, but that any fact presented which contradicts White Nationalist rhetoric is inherently anti-white. People that disagree with you or who cite facts that contradict your claims hate white people, which is why they are most likely Jews, assuming they don’t admit to being black or Mexican or whatever. Of course every once in a while your opponent may swear up and down that he is a white gentile. In this case you must make a decision; you may continue to insist that he or she is Jewish, or you may accept them as white, but with the caveat that they are a “brainwashed lemming”, or that they “hate their race”. The only alternative to White Nationalism is the ideology of destroying everything European, biologically and culturally. Lastly, but most importantly, keep in mind that this applies to everything you espouse. In other words, if you believe that the Jews did 9/11, stating so is thereby a ‘pro-white’ concept, and doubting your theory about remote controlled planes, a missile hitting the Pentagon, or whatever, is therefore ‘anti-white’.
-We are NOT nutcases!!!
When an opponent challenges your ability to reason, insist that WNs are not insane or irrational in any way. Compare their accusations to the Soviet Union, where people were labeled insane if they disagreed with the official political line. By no means should you bother to provide a historical example of that; you’re a White Nationalist forum warrior, which says plenty about your grasp of history. Turn the accusation around and insist that your opponent is crazy for hating his or her own race.
-Our assumptions are correct
In the real world, you may realize that your views are held by a small minority, that your intellectuals are either fakes, hacks, or nutcases, and your view of history is peddled by a small cabal of obscure and often discredited academics. Yet on cyberspace, the world is governed by WN logic. How does this work for example? Well much WN propaganda coincides with mainstream anti-Communist propaganda; the main difference being that the former automatically associates Jews with Communism and the latter does not. On the internet, feel free to refer to every action by a European socialist state as the action of “the Jews”. The “Jews” starved 3, no 4, no 7, no 10 million people in the Ukraine. The Jews were responsible for the Great Purges, etc. Cite mainstream documents to back up your point, but take no notice of the fact that these documents tend to ignore Jews entirely. Our assumption is that “Communists=Jews”, ergo what Communists do is what Jews actually did.
-Every government in a White country is a ZOG(Zionist Occupied Government)
This also goes for the media of any white country as well. Never mind if you can find the same long-running trends in non-white countries such as Japan or Africa. Never mind the fact that the Jewish population of your country may have ranged in the low thousands for decades. Never mind if your Jewish population is so small that the government basically looks the other way regarding anti-Semitism; if they won’t let you do exactly what you want, they are a ZOG.
-Nobody can leave the movement legitimately
Like with most cults, there is no leaving the movement on good terms. Anyone who does so is a race traitor, nutcase, whackjob, whatever. The only way to be declared sane is to recant one’s new beliefs and continue denying the Holocaust, espousing a worldwide Jewish conspiracy, in short, return to reason. If someone realizes after many years that White Nationalism’s basic core tenets are in fact flawed and that it isn’t even a real ideology, attack them mercilessly. Claim that this person changes their beliefs as often as someone changes their socks, ask them what ideology they will proclaim next week. Pay no attention to the actual amount of time they spent in the movement, whether or not they may have believed similar viewpoints all their life, etc.
Types of Forum Warriors
To be a WN Forum Warrior, you have to choose a persona. It’s a lot like an RPG, or better said an MMORPG, but far cheaper of course. Keep in mind that all personas more or less share some basic views, and you can also combine elements of several personas. Here are the different personas you may choose.
Esoteric NS Nutcase
Age Range: 18-30
Suggested Name: Kalki, Black Sun88, Indra, Arya14/88, Thule, anything related to Norse mythology, anything written in Sanskrit.
Your Heroes: Savitri Devi, Hitler, David Lane, Siddhartha Gautama
Suggested Avatar: Viking pictures, runes, wolves with runes, Indian art mixed with Nazi insignia
Your Main Enemies: Christians, Jews, coherency
Aims: Enlighten the white race to some great spiritual truth, derived either from ancient Eastern Aryan religions such as Hinduism or Norse mythology. The Esoteric NS Nutcase must accomplish this goal by creating some kind of spiritual link between those religions and the Third Reich somehow.
Description: The Esoteric NS Nutcase can be a difficult act to pull off, as it requires a lot of reading. The good news is that the nature of this persona ensures that you need not engage in any debate about any serious issue, since you will attribute all problems to whatever cause you can pull out of your ass and slap a name from Hindu/Norse mythology on. What’s the real problem with European birthrates? KARMA!!! Why should anyone listen to you? To fulfill their Dharma and align their spirit with the cosmos. To serve All-father Odin and achieve eternal life in Vahalla. Don’t worry about any consistency or coincidence with actual existing forms of these religions; you’re just making this stuff up as you go along. When dealing with WN allies, especially NS types, remember that though they are your friends, they still do not truly comprehend National Socialism and its deep philosophical/spiritual roots. Only you and Savitri Devi has that level of understanding; only you have a direct connection to the disembodied life-force of Adolf Hitler, which may or may not be causing that strange pinging noise when you are driving your car.
Disadvantages: As an Esoteric NS nutcase, you will have to refrain from calling people kikes or niggers for the most part. Refer to suspected Jews as Sons of Muspell, or by some other mythological term. Attack your enemies by likening them to Shiva, the Great Destroyer. The main disadvantage is that you will not be able to take part in any debate where you will be required to give some straightforward answer, particularly in topics regarding the real world as opposed to TheBhagavad Gita or Saga of the Volsungs. Lastly, you may hit a major snag if you encounter an actual student of classical India who informs you that your user name, which you were told came directly from the Rig Veda, actually means ‘clarified butter penis’ in Sanskrit.
Sample Posts:
What you fail to realize, in your notoriously Judeo-Christian, monotheist, dualistic Weltenshaaung, is the Arya man descends from the purest bloodline of Bhrama, which is why I could never consider sexual relations with the female IDF soldier in that picture, Nordic appearance notwithstanding.
If you read the Upanishads, Rig Veda, or perhaps the Havamal, you would realize why Marxism is inherently corrupt, originating from Ahriman, the ancient and evil enemy of the great Zoastrian deity of light, Ahura Mazda. And you’re probably a Jew anyway.
As Kalki, 10th incarnation of Vishnu after Krishna, Hitler clearly saw the Tiger I tank as a chariot that would bring victory. If only his Arjuna, that is Michael Wittman, had not been killed on the modern-day Kurukshetra that was Normandy.
Jihadinazi
Age Range: 16-65
Suggested Name: Insurgent14/88, Haj Amin Al-Husseini
Your Heroes: Osama Bin Laden, Saddam Hussein, Ahmadinajad
Suggested Avatar: Photos of Islamic insurgents with masks and holding guns or RPGs. Hamas, Hizbollah, Taliban, or Iraqi insurgent will do just fine.
Your Main Enemies: Neo-Conservatives, Right-wing Patriots, Israel
Aims: Kiss the ass of Islamic insurgents anywhere in the world but in Europe. Convince people that you actually give a shit about the plight of the Palestinians, despite the fact that if your worldview were put into practice, you would treat Arabs or Middle Easterners of any kind far worse than the IDF.
Description: The Jihadinazi is obsessed with Islamic insurgents, mainly because he lives vicariously through their fight ‘against the Jews’. Rarely does the Jihadinazi ever take the time to actually study Islamic beliefs, or the nature of the insurgent movements which he supports. More often than not, he will refer to them as ‘sand niggers’. The Jihadinazi assumes that any questioning about Muslims in Europe is distraction from the ‘real issue’, ‘the Jew’. That is not to say that Jihadinazi wants Muslims in Europe, even if they clearly fall under commonly accepted definitions of ‘white people’, e.g. Bosnians, Albanians, Turks, Tatars, etc. Anyone who has anything negative to say about any Islamic insurgent movement is a Jew, Zionist, Neo-Conservative, or all three. Expect to see the Jihadinazi get into fights with fellow WNs over this very question. Most of all, the Jihadinazi will display complete ignorance as to the fact that Islamic insurgents don’t give a shit about White Nationalism, and would sooner be found stuffing their mouths with bacon and guzzling beer before they would ever even consider working with WN organizations.
Sample Posts:
It’s not like I want the sand-niggers in my neighborhood or anything, but those Hamas guys are kicking Jew-ass right now.
Turns out Hizbollah wiped out 200 Merkavas in Lebanon; the only reason why you are doubting that is because you are a philo-semitic Israeli Jew worshipper.
The Beslan incident shows how the heroic Jihadis have the courage to take on any ZOG worldwide!
Tinformation Specialist
Age Range:19+
Suggested Name: Awakened, The_Truth, Investigate_9/11!, Inside Job
Your Heroes: Alex Jones, Jeff Rense, any nutcase with a website.
Suggested Avatar: Animated .GIF of WTC7 Collapsing, Picture of Larry Silverstein with the word ‘Murderer’ superimposed over it, a picture of some Masonic symbol on American currency, etc.
Your Main Enemies: Mossad agents disguised as forum posters, the Majestic 12, the Illuminati, That guy at Denny’s who seems all too eager to refill your coffee for some reason, logic.
Aims: The Tinformation specialist seeks to topple the Jewish conspiracy by enlightening them about the real causes behind various major historical events.
Description: ‘Tinformation’ is short for ‘Tin-foil information’, as in information you get from someone who wears a tin-foil hat to prevent ZOG from beaming looping broadcasts of Schindler’s List directly into his brain. A tinformation specialist sees a conspiracy behind any major historical event, particularly terrorist attacks. Any and all terrorist attacks may be labeled ‘false flags’, either carried out by the Mossad, the CIA, or both. Being a tinformation specialist affords one certain liberties. For example, cite mainstream news sources that allegedly support your conspiracy theory; at the same time, if confronted with a mainstream news story that contradicts your claim, dismiss the mainstream media as “controlled” or Jewish. Likewise, conspiracy theories have a universal adapter when it comes to the culprit. For example, say you get most of your 9/11 theories from a fellow that blames 9/11 on a secret Nazi/Illuminati/Skull and Bones conspiracy. Replace Nazi/Illuminati/Skull and Bones with ZOG or “the Jews” and you are ready to go. Conspiracy theories are also interchangeable in the sense that you can accept any conspiracy claims regarding the same event, regardless of whether or not they are contradictory to the story as a whole. In other words, you can accept virtually any claim as long as it is a conspiracy theory and not from “the official story”. On that last note, remember that “the official story” always comes from the government. Past examples of lying on the part of the government proves your current conspiracy theory; never mind the fact that we know about those past examples due to whistleblowers or mistakes on the part of the conspirators, while no such things has happened in the case of your current theory.
Logic should have no effect on you, same as demands for evidence. When confronted with thousands of eyewitness/investigator statements that contradict your theory, claim they are all false. At the same time, claim that the conspiracy would only take a room full of people to pull off. Never notice the contradiction between those two ideas. Always post as if you are living under a jack-booted 1984-style police state, while never noticing that people like you, Alex Jones, and others are not only allowed to post their accusations all over the internet without being killed or so much as arrested, but are also allowed to protest openly at special events without persecution by the authorities.
While totally ignoring logic, make attempts to sound logical yourself. Make it seem as though any conspiracy can be answered simply by asking ‘qui bono’. Most importantly, you can counter-attack by labeling the “official story” as a conspiracy theory. After all, if their theory involves a “conspiracy”, such as that between Al Qaeda operatives prior to 9/11, it must be a conspiracy theory as well! Do not at any time feel the need to create a coherent timeline/hypothesis for your alternative explanation of events. All you need to do is point out what you think are ‘holes’ in the official story. All that is important is that your mortal enemy was behind this or that attack, not whether you can explain or prove how.
For an added bonus, you can pretend as though you are completely objective- while at the same time dismissing any and all non-conspiracy evidence and paying respect to all conspiracy theories regardless of internal contradictions or blatant errors. To bolster this stance, pretend that you did lots of ‘personal research’ into this event over many months until you were suddenly convinced that the ‘official story’ simply was irrational and could not be possible. Never question any conspiracy claims on the same grounds of course.
Disadvantages: Unfortunately you’re denial of Muslim involvement in acts of terrorism may bring you into conflict with the Jihadinazi, since you are denying those actions through which he lives vicariously. Then again, he may not notice the conflict of claims at all, in which case you are free. Expect to be asked for evidence of your theories routinely. Ignore them and keep reposting the same re-hashed, long-since debunked claims as usual.
Sample Posts:
The official story IS a conspiracy theory. It’s a theory, and it involves a conspiracy, ergo conspiracy theory. There is no more reason to believe it than there is the theory regarding remote control planes.
Do you seriously believe that 19 retarded, window-licking, possibly homosexual, near-sighted, hearing-impaired, cave-dwelling, jibberish speaking CAMEL-JOCKEYS could hijack 4 planes and crash them into three of the largest buildings in the world and the ground? Goddamn you are gullible. Even a child could figure out that the towers were obviously dropped by exploding thermite charges!
Oh believe me, I did YEARS of research on 9-11. I used to stay up all night compiling all the information I could find on the official story, rehearsing scenarios, etc. It was in that time that I decided that the official story just wasn’t scientifically possible.
Captain Ambiguous
Age Range: 21-80
Suggested Name: Free Thinker, Any name of some obscure right-wing intellectual, Your own name, etc.
Your Heroes: Pat Buchanan, David Duke, be sure to avoid openly praising more controversial individuals such as William Pierce.
Suggested Avatar: None, no Nazi logos, photos that are unrelated to racialism
Your Main Enemies: Communists, egalitarians, ‘Jewish Supremacists’
Aims: Give ‘racialism’ and anti-Semitism a respectable image. Conceal your conspiratorial worldview by pretending you are just against ‘Zionists’ or ‘Jewish Supremacists’. Kiss David Duke’s ass at every conceivable opportunity.
Description: Being Captain Ambiguous means that you must at all times conceal your belief in wacky conspiracy theories, generally misanthropic worldview, and support for genocidal causes. You do this by being ambiguous toward everything. Whenever you are asked to give a straight answer as to your beliefs, state whatever will sound good. If accused of supporting an idea or claim that is irrational, idiotic, etc., just claim that isn’t your belief. Remember, unless you specifically state something, it is not your belief, and thus your opponent is attacking a ‘strawman’. Captain Ambiguous does not recognize the concept of implied ideas. For example, if you spend all your time harping about the ‘overrepresentation’ of Jews in the early Soviet leadership, while totally ignoring the overrepresentation of other groups in the same political bodies, this does not mean that you are asserting a conspiracy theory, or you are trying to make a definite link between Jews and Bolshevism. The only way that could be possible is if you actually said, ‘I believe that the overrepresentation of Jews in the early Soviet leadership constitutes a Jewish conspiracy,’ or ‘Jews=Bolshevism’. So long as you do not actually write something like that, these cannot possibly constitute your beliefs.
Remember that whatever your beliefs are, they cannot be condemned on any moral grounds. If someone attacks them on moral grounds, just disown that belief. If it is clear that you are losing an argument, start claiming that you don’t care about arguing on the internet, and that it is a waste of time. By no means should you take that to mean that you should stop popping up in every thread to start more arguments. If you are attacked due to your association with a movement that is known for advocating such things as genocide and ethnic cleansing, claim that it is those individuals who do not represent White Nationalism. Remember, thousands of forum posts and thousands of people who identify themselves as White Nationalists aren’t representative of White Nationalism- you are, however. Disown the nonsensical or genocidal beliefs of the majority of WNs, but at the same time never criticize the WN movement- only its opponents.
Lastly, do not be threatened by actual expertise on various topics. The internet is the great equalizer, which means that if you are arguing on some point in history on which you have little knowledge, against someone far more qualified, you can reach his level simply by posting a link on the relevant topic from Wikipedia. Thanks to Wikipedia, all individuals can attain the same level of expertise on any topic, within minutes, thus rendering the entire world educational system obsolete and irrelevant.
Disadvantages: Since your mission is to remain ambiguous, you may have some problems expressing your true beliefs. Plus remaining ambiguous means that you can’t really debate. Instead, look up ‘logical fallacies’ on the Internet, and then accuse your opponents of employing fallacious logic on every possible post. Keep in mind this doesn’t mean you can’t use fallacious reasoning, it just means that you are the only one authorized to point it out, and therefore if you make a fallacious argument it doesn’t count. Remember that anything you label as a logical fallacy is a logical fallacy, because you said it was. So some inconvenient facts you don’t want to discuss can be dismissed as ‘red herrings’ for example. It doesn’t matter if they are in fact relevant to the topic; as long as you don’t have enough background knowledge about the topic to know why the new information is relevant, it isn’t relevant. Lastly, remember that there is no such thing as argument ad logicum. If someone says, ‘I’ve already posted that source seven times, you fucking retard,’ they are guilty of ad hominem, and thus their argument is void. As such there is no need to read that 50+ page .PDF file which contains the proof you have been demanding for several pages.
Lastly, your unquestioning loyalty to David Duke may result in him bilking you out of a large sum of money.
Sample Posts:
Why don’t you post some evidence of your claims, instead of constantly referencing those links as well as the multi-chaptered PDF files that were posted several pages back? After all, YOU didn’t post them did you? You just keep telling me to read them and calling me a moron, which by the way is an ad hominem, and assuming it were true it would be a red herring because we are discussing Soviet history and not my intelligence or lack thereof.
Once again you are committing a straw-man fallacy by suggesting that I advocate conspiracy theories simply because I constantly highlight the overrepresentation of Jews in Soviet leadership while ignoring overrepresentation of other groups(which is a red herring), as well as only focusing on Jews in virtually every historical issue. Not once in this debate have I actually said that this represents a Jewish conspiracy, ergo you are committing a straw-man fallacy. Communist nutcase!!
You are forced to resort to ad hominems because you can’t counter the fact that this Wikipedia article says nothing about what you claim is in the PDF files you keep posting links to(ergo whatever is in those files is most likely wrong). Face it, you cannot handle my debating skills.
Yeah ok, you WON the debate. Remember what they say about arguing on the internet- it’s like running in the special Olympics, even if you win you’re still retarded!
Euro-Nationalist
Age Range: 18+
Suggested Name: Any European historical hero, preferably from the Medieval to Enlightenment age, avoid overt Nazi names but feel free to use names associated with historical European Fascist parties and leaders, anything that has to do with Leon DeGrelle. Anything in Latin, Preferably you should use the name of some Fascist from your home country e.g. a Spaniard should use something like Primo De Rivera.
Your Heroes: All European Fascist leaders; though you should shy away from openly praising Hitler. Alexander Solzhenytsin, Various obscure modern right-wing intellectuals.
Suggested Avatar: Spanish Falange logo, Italian Fasces, Odal rune, Someone smashing a Communist star, photo of an Arno Brucker statue, anything from Classical Greece or Rome. Your nation’s Waffen SS volunteer arm-shield.
Your Main Enemies: People that perceive you to be Nazis or Fascists, Communists, the Frankfurt School, anyone who believes in the existence of objective truth, Christians(except certain traditional Catholics).
Aim: End immigration to Europe and smash Communism, regardless of how marginal the Communist movement in your country is.
Description: The Euro-Nationalist is generally Western European along with certain confused Eastern Europeans who live in those countries that suddenly defined themselves as ‘Central European’ after the fall of the East Bloc. Because Western European nations tend to have strict laws against Neo-Nazi beliefs, you will have to conceal your true beliefs behind a flimsy façade of anti-Nazism. What this means is that you should viciously resist any attempt to label you as a fascist or Nazi. At the same time, feel free to post Nazi/Fascist propaganda, glorify the actions of Nazis/Fascists, deny atrocities committed by Nazis/Fascists, defend every action of Nazis/Fascists, constantly attack the historical enemies of Nazism/Fascism, lament over the fact that the Nazis and Fascists lost WWII, imply that it would be better if they won, put on venues with skinheads, and so on. But remember, you are NOT a Nazi and you resent the fact that someone would refer to you as such.
Try to maintain an air of Pan-Europeanism, but by no means should you refrain from attacking Russians, Poles, or other Slavs if they piss you off for any reason. Likewise, insist on attacking Communism at every conceivable opportunity, regardless of whether you need to use the propaganda of the establishment you allegedly resist in order to do so. The establishment is 100% wrong when it opposes you, but 100% correct if it opposes Communism. When asked for solutions, say something about Paganism. Constantly assert that you are revolutionary and not reactionary, but resort to reactionary propaganda any time you are confronted by leftists. Be sure to ***** about consumer culture, but when confronted by Communists immediately start *****ing about consumer-good shortages until they leave, you pass out from exhaustion, or your fingers snap off. Do not notice the inherent contradiction in those two standpoints.
Disadvantages: You won’t be able to openly praise National Socialism, but other than that you will have clear sailing with this persona.
Sample Posts:
We are Pan-European, and as such we have nothing against working with Russian comrades. As long as they realize that their grandparents were actually fighting on the side of the Jews for the destruction of the white race, and the Germans were the heroic liberators. We are Pan-European and therefore embrace all European cultures, including Slavs.
20+ million deaths?! It should have been 40 million! That’s what you get for fighting on the side of the Jewish-Bolsheviks and the bloodthirsty Georgian DJEWgashvili, you fucking drunken Russian untermensch! Why don’t you go pimp out your sister for a bottle of cheap vodka? Will the admins PLEASE ban this Commie Jew-lover?!
I am very offended that you seek to imply that we are Nazis. This carries serious legal implications here in Europe, mainly due to laws regarding the Holohoax. You label us “Nazis” because you cannot debate our real principles. Are we Nazis because we don’t believe in the Jewish Holohoax, which was devised to continue the enslavement of Aryan man after the great leader Adolf Hitler had temporarily liberated part of Europe from Jewish rule? Are we Nazis just because we praise Hitler’s great campaign to destroy Judeo-Bolshevism? Are we Nazis just because we quote Fascists or Nazis in our signatures, we have Waffen-SS-related graphics for avatars, we attend skinhead concerts with Nazi flags, and give Roman salutes while occasionally shouting Sieg Heil? Nazis indeed! Commie bastard!
Uber-Ustasha
Age Range: 17+
Suggested Names: ZDS, =U=, Poglavnik, Crna Legija, etc.
Your Heroes: Ante Pavelic, Eugene Kvaternik, Jure Francetic, Rafael Boban, Ante Gotovina, Bad Blue Boys
Suggested Avatar: Anything national, preferably NDH era. Photo of Jure Francetic, or any other aforementioned Croatian figures, etc.
Your Enemies: Serbia, Serbs, European Union(they will eventually force Croatia to allow Serbs total freedom of movement), NATO(didn’t kill enough Serbs, will one day seek to include both Croatia and Serbia) Jews(at least the ones that side with Serbs), Albanians(except when they’re killing Serbs), Bosnian Muslims, Croats that look like Serbs, Sorbs(that name is just too close to Serbs), Tomislav Sunic.
Aims: Monitor the internet to ensure that nobody mistakenly suggests that Croats may have some kind of blood-cultural ties to the Serbs, to destroy anyone who does so, and to ensure that the entire world is aware that Croatia is actually Western, while Serbia is not.
Description: The Uber-Ustasha is as one might guess, a Croatian nationalist. This persona is unique in the sense that you must actually be a Croat in order to take on the persona, since whatever is not 100% Croat could possibly be .000000001% Serb, thus preventing one from being an Uber-Ustasa. Pan-European politics have no bearing on the Uber-Ustasa. A good Uber-Ustasa must defend the reality of the Republic of Croatia, namely that it is an impregnable fortress which does not fit into the current geo-political realm of the EU, NATO, the US, etc., nor is it subject to any economic laws of any economic system ever devised by man, which is why it will always remain Croatia without the need for any allies whatsoever. Croatia is immune to all disasters and catastrophes of all kinds, as well as any kind of disease, and is not subject to any social problem routinely found throughout Europe or the rest of the world for that matter. In fact, Croatia exists outside of the space-time continuum and is thus not subject to the laws of physics either. Croatia does not need your help, Croatia does not need your help, Croatia is a self-contained world; eternal from the dawn of time till the collapse of the universe, un-changing and definitely, beyond a shadow of a doubt, WESTERN!
Disadvantages: Your ultra-nationalism will soon find you without any allies of any nationality, leaving you wide-open to a massive *****-slapping at the hands of Communists. Try to avoid these conflicts by arguing with Serbian nationalists. Be sure to weaken them by claiming Nikola Tesla was actually a Wallach(or anything but a Serb). Also, the diaspora factor makes it very likely that the Serb you are arguing with may be geographically located to the West of your current position, which is a problem seeing that in Croatian Ultra-Nationalism, the cardinal direction West is inherently superior. Do not hesitate to relocate, even if you must immigrate, in order to rectify this situation.
Sample Posts:
You can talk about immigration, globalization, NATO, whatever, that is not Croatia’s problem. Croatia is not affected by those issues; we are a totally self-contained community. Perhaps Russia, Poland, or Ukraine may worry about those things you mention, but we in Croatia pay no heed.
Professor Oblivious
Age Range: 40+
Suggested Names: Anything associated with Nietzsche, your own name, name of some obscure intellectual.
Your Heroes: Adolf Hitler, every WN celebrity, Kevin MacDonald
Suggested Avatars: Various academics and intellectuals, whose work you most likely don’t understand.
Your Main Enemies: Jews, logic, people who ask you to actually defend your claims, ‘philo-semites’.
Aims: To appear as some highly intelligent movement intellectual who has created some great revolutionary new concept as to how the Jews are responsible for all the world’s problems.
Description: Professor Oblivious must create various theories, post them on the board, and then totally ignore people who ask questions about the premises he puts forth. The Professor is convinced that he is in fact highly intelligent, and is capable of making profoundly ground-breaking statements, which will result in him quoting himself in his signature. When asked to defend his beliefs, or simply explain his basic premise, the Professor will promptly put the offending user on his ignore list, seeing that asking inconvenient questions about his prized thesis constitutes ‘flaming’ him. Either that or he doesn’t have the ability to type so many replies when his lips are permanently glued to the ass of Kevin MacDonald.
Professor believes many illogical conspiracy theories, such as alternate 9-11 claims or that the Holocaust was a hoax. Of course he will pretend that he came to the conclusion that 9-11 was actually the result of pre-planted explosives or that the Holocaust was a hoax, merely because he did a lot of ‘research’ and couldn’t find ‘any rational argument’ or proof of the Holocaust or whatever. Of course it will become painfully clear when he argues on the subject, that his research was entirely conducted by reading conspiracy/Nazi sites. Professor Oblivious is not required to back up any of his assertions. Challenge this and you will find yourself on the ignore list. Lastly, Professor Oblivious also earned his name by pretending that things like information or photos that have always been widely available are somehow ‘suppressed’.
Disadvantages: You will quickly become the laughing stock of the forum, because unlike others who express idiotic beliefs and conspiracy theories, you put and amazing amount of work into, and attach a great amount of importance to, your nonsensical theories.
Sample Posts:
Everyone looks at these photographs of Hitler speaking, violently waving his hands, and they assume that Hitler=Evil, Hitler=Holocaust. What if they saw more of these pictures of Hitler meeting this little girl or feeding this baby deer? Then people might start to question the Holocaust story!
People try to make us seem irrational and even mentally ill because we supposedly blame all the world’s problems on Jews. This is not true. The Jews are a huge problem, but not the sole problem. Whites have a responsibility to. Namely, Whites’ responsibility consists of recognizing that Jews are the cause of all the problems. So no, we do not blame everything on Jews- we must blame whites who do not blame everything on Jews.
Obersturmbannfuhrer
Age Range: 21+
Suggested Names: Very open, but try to choose names that are Germanic in some way.
Your Heroes: Leon DeGrelle, Adolf Hitler, Otto Skorzeny, Joachim Hoffman, Hans Schmidt, William Pierce, etc.
Suggested Avatars: Anything related to Third Reich military imagery. Odinist imagery, etc.
Your Main Enemies: Jews, ‘Philo-semites’.
Aims: Convince the world of the horrible, awful crime that was the persecution of innocent Nazi Germany, beginning with the first crushing offensive by ‘Judea’ beginning in 1933 and the brutal destruction of that happy state in 1945.
Description: Herr Oberst is the ultimate defender of Nazi Germany; he is not only a revisionist in terms of the Holocaust, but rather EVERY historical narrative that casts a bad light on Nazi Germany, in any possible way. A large part of his time is spent trying to convince the forum population that WWII was actually started by the British, the Poles, the French, the Jews, Stalin, , Marlene Dietrich, abnormal weather patterns, central-pivot irrigation... basically anyone but Hitler and Nazi Germany. Nazi Germany invaded nations to liberate them from Bolshevism, as it did in Barbarossa, or the invasion of Denmark. Distract from Nazi invasions by pointing out irrelevant bullshit such as the British occupation of Iceland. Twist history by claiming that it was actually the British who invaded Greece and Norway; never pay attention to the fact that for some bizarre reason the Greeks and Norwegians fought against the Germans as opposed to the British ‘invaders’.
Claim that the Soviet Union was planning to invade Europe and wash its horses on the beaches of Spain, had Hitler not attacked in 1941. Claim that Hitler’s success was because the Soviet Union had “offensive” weapons and tactics as opposed to “defensive” ones. When challenged by actual military strategy, claim your opponent is a Communist or Jew, or both. Prove your ‘pre-emptive’ idiocy by comparing a German weapon to a Soviet one, without regard to deployment or production numbers. Claim that Soviet pilots could not dogfight because they expected to destroy the entire German Luftwaffe on the ground.
Constantly ***** about all the anti-German hate propaganda in the world today, namely Schindler’s List. Also, any movie with Nazis as the bad guys is anti-German hate propaganda. Band of Brothers is anti-German hate propaganda, for example. Pay absolutely no attention to the amount of films that casts Communists, and specifically Russians, as bad guys. Insist that all the major problems in the world, particularly with the culture in ‘white’ nations, is due to Germany losing WWII, Holocaust propaganda, and the fact that the bad guys in the Indiana Jones series were Nazis.
Disadvantages: Opponents may refuse to believe that the Sender-Gleiwitz incident was in fact as genuine as Nazi Germany claimed. If this happens, blame the British. Anything you can’t blame on the nebulous entity “the Jews”, can be blamed on the British, or the Soviets.
Sample Posts:
Germany was actually aided Norway in repelling the aggressive British invasion. Jewish agents tricked the Norwegian soldiers however, switching photographs of German and British soldiers so that the Norwegians would fire at the Germans, believing them to be the hated English invasion force.
Germany was more than fair in dealing with the Danzig question. Hitler had no intention of conquest, all he wanted was control of Danzig to unite the German population of East Prussia with Germany proper. The Poles resisted, which is why he had to bomb Warsaw and take the entire country. Poland was controlled by the Jews!
Looks like the Jews are at it again with more anti-German hate propaganda! This game Call of Duty is clearly designed to teach children to hate the German Nazis, and by extension the White Race, because the Nazis fought for the white race. The fact that they killed so many whites, as you say, is only due to the fact that the Jews were controlling them to the same extent that you control the character in that awful Jewish video game! Why can’t we have a game where the character has to fight the Jewish Communists or bankers that actually started WWII?!
Closet Nazi
Age Range: 16-40
Suggested Names: Sturmfuhrer88, Bloodaxe, Severed Head of Jewish Infant
Your Heroes: Adolf Hitler, Theodore Eike, Himmler, Amon Goethe, the Einsatzgruppen
Suggested Avatars: Third Reich imagery, pictures of people being executed by Nazis, mass graves.
Your Main Enemies: Everyone, your latent homosexuality.
Aim: Integrate yourself into the WN movement so as to build up your shattered pride from years of being picked on at high school, ignoring the fact that it was mostly white kids who stuffed you into trash cans. Also use the ultra-tough guy WN persona to wage a personal battle against your latent homosexuality.
Description: This is usually a teenager, but occasionally it may be an older individual, perhaps still living with their parents. Many such people are affiliated with the Creativity Movement. Some researchers believe that this may have something to do with the fact that Closet Nazis are so busy struggling with their sexual attraction to men, that they are unable to notice the fact that the Creativity Movement, even more so than the WN movement in general, may very well be the most idiotic political/philosophical movement of the 20th century. Creativity makes the Hare Krishna cult look far more rational by comparison, and the far greater success and influence of the latter is a given. He may otherwise be a member of the National Socialist Movement, if he has an obsession with uniforms. This is the forum ‘tough guy’, the guy who would gladly kick your ass if you would just drop everything you’re currently doing and fly out to West Bubbafuck Oklahoma to meet him in the True Value parking lot. The Closet Nazi is imbued with telepathic powers, with which he can instantly determine that his opponent is a limp-wristed, dreadlock wearing, pencil-necked geek hiding behind his computer. He can also determine that the opponent is Jewish. No accusations of ‘philo-semite’ from the Closet Nazi! Expect a torrent of words like “faggot”, or from more skilled Closet Nazis, “Jewfag”. The top Closet Nazis can also manage to type the word “Kike-o-pedophile” with mind-boggling dexterity.
Disadvantages: You’re latent homosexuality will undoubtedly come to light if you drink too much at the next NSM BBQ.
Sample Posts:
Listen here, you cowardly little pencil-necked four-eyed cocksucking *****. Why don’t you have the balls to come out here and tell me face to face that the Holocaust happened? I’ll Holocaust your ass!
Cry me a fucking river, you Jewfag baby-molester! Why don’t you run to your faggot lover Abe Foxman if you don’t like us White Power guys supporting Hitler on this board? Yeah that’s right, run into Abe Foxman’s arms, and caress his fat chest, and feel secure and warm in his strong embrace, like you’re all holed up in some fortress of homo-love. I bet you’d love that; you’d love to embrace some man and kiss him for hours, when it seems like a few minutes are an eternity of ever-lasting homoerotic love and romance. Yeah, YOU’D like that, WOULDN’T YOU FAGGOT?!!
Idiocy Singularity
Age Range: Eternal
Suggested Names: Anything that sounds like an average WN name, but not so different that it betrays the users identity as an Idiocy Singularity rather than a human being. Try something like….hmm….Celtic….uh….hmm…PATRIOT! Yes, that would make a good example.
Your Heroes: All that is deemed ‘pro-white’.
Suggested Avatars: Again, nothing so strange as to reveal one’s actual identity.
Your Main Enemies: All of mankind and reason itself.
Aim: Spread one’s idiocy to the point where the universe collapses upon itself due to the indescribable fallaciousness of your reasoning.
Description: Be afraid, be very afraid. The Idiocy Singularity is not so much as a persona, but rather the result of a fusion reaction involving the Obersturmbannfuhrer, Tinformation Specialist, and Professor Oblivious. When the fallacious line of reason associated with these three fuse together, and incredible amount of energy is released, and the user is transformed from human to a small singularity, so dense and so unfathomably stupid that no logic or intelligence can escape. This mode of existence allows the IS to automatically re-shape time and space so as to fit a narrative that is deemed “pro-white.” All historical dates can change. The very meaning of words and the structure of grammar break loose of their bonds and can be molded by the ball of condensed stupidity that is the Idiocy Singularity. Because of the immense amount of control required to keep an Idiocy Singularity online without collapsing any servers on the net, the IS must usually resort to simply repeating the same arguments over and over, without any response to questions. This feature in particular is what allowed scientists to discover traces of the Professor Oblivious persona in the Idiocy Singularity. Aside from the other personas, it is believed that there is also a high content of hydrogen.
Disadvantages: You are no longer a human being, but a ball of compressed matter and idiocy. You will be thus less attractive to women, but not much more than you already were, if that is any consolation.
Sample Posts:
WWII was actually started by the Jews in the Soviet Union in 1939, because they fought against Japan, which was in an alliance with Germany. As you can see, I have posted a reference to this conflict. If you say WWII, as the Jews claim, was started by Germany on 1 September 1939, where are your sources? How does it help Whites to believe that White people started WWII?
Tell me how the Michael Chertoff story of 9-11 helps Whites?!
Here Marx wrote, “the bourgeoisie”, their “pride of race”. This means that the bourgeoisie was the white race.
Additional Tactics
Once you have chosen your persona, or a combination of several, you must learn to appropriate some key tactics in order to defeat your opponents online.
-Sources you don’t like are Jewish. Sources that don’t say what you want are Jewish.
-Jews can be recognized online by their “writing style”. In other words, whatever your opponent does is a “typical Jewish tactic.”
-Cite your neo-Nazi cites as sources, as if nobody is going to notice the inherent bias of a site called ‘Jewwatch’.
-Constantly condemn the Jews for being a whiny, self-victimizing, minority group. Fight against this by constantly whining, alleging persecution of whites, and insisting that whites be a protected minority.
-Whenever your conspiracy theories are shot to pieces, wait a few weeks and then post the same nonsense again.
-Remember the basic fundamental concepts introduced in the beginning, and apply them in every situation. Those who oppose you “hate white-people”.
-Always insist that no judgment can ever be leveled against the movement as a whole, because it is made of thousands of individuals. It is however, perfectly fine to pass judgment on entire races or cultures, despite their far bigger size, based on the actions of statistical minorities.
-Always defend the movement against outsiders. You can spend all the time you want calling Kevin Alfred Strom a faggot, David Duke a money-grubbing metro-sexual, and Glenn Miller a ranting raving drunk. However, when any of these figures are attacked by anyone outside the movement, you and your comrades must come together like a phalanx and defend these great pro-white fighters from their Jewish enemies.
-Constantly preach about how women need to shut the fuck up and have white babies, then ***** about how white women ignore your movement and because of this they are stupid race mixing *****es. (You might be tempted to use the term slut, but a ‘slut’ will sleep with anyone, while ‘*****es’ sleep with anyone but you).
-Constantly insist that examples of more than one ‘white’ nation fighting along side another constitute proof of racial awareness, while ignoring all the times when white nations fought each other, sometimes enlisting the help of ‘non-white’ allies.
-Some times your movement is laughably unpopular, other times “white people are waking up”. Adjust this as needed. Either way, you are “winning.”
-Not winning your bid to explain away the Holocaust? No problem- UKRAINIAN FAMINE! Also never notice that your usual explanation of the Holocaust, that Jews actually just starved and died of disease in the camps, is almost identical to what actually happened during the Ukrainian famine. Of course Soviet citizens were not indiscriminately put into camps based on nationalities as they were in Nazi Germany, but then again the ability to logically compare to very dissimilar events is not exactly your strong point.
-Make idiotic claims, such as that historical investigation of the Holocaust is illegal.
Glossary and Miscellaneous Tactics
Ad Hominem: If you continue to repost the same tired, debunked arguments over and over again, and finally someone calls you a moron after debunking your claim for the eighth time, that is an ad hominem and therefore your argument is valid, while that of your opponent is not.
Anti-White: Anything that conflicts with WN/Nazi ideology, because everyone knows that the Nazis, and the WN movement have always had the White Race’s best in mind, and the White race owes much of its success to those movements.
Aryan- This can mean pretty much whatever you want it to.
Aryan Alternative- An excellent WN publication that informs white people of such crucial discoveries, such as how Jews murdered 600 million white men, and timely reviews of entertainment, such as the film Fargo, which is a Jewish propaganda film because many of the white people in the film aren’t very clever.
Aryan Anomaly- Every once in a while, someone posts a picture of some Israeli or Turk that is white by all standards. When someone points out that they are Jewish, Turkish, Arab, or whatever, you must immediately declare that person to be ‘non-white’ and stop sexually fantasizing about them.
Boasian Anthropology: Named after Franz Boas, who determined that one’s environment had more to do with determining one’s potential in life. Naturally this opposed to hereditary explanations, and thus the bane of racialist ideology. Boasian theory should be termed as Marxist just because it coincides with some ideas that Marxism agrees with(among other ideologies). Always use the term Boasian to make it seem like racialists know something about anthropology.
Clairvoyance: The super-natural ability through which a WN can determine the intentions, plans, nature, and secret actions of the Jews.
Conspiracy Theory: Any idea that the problems in the black community may have something to do with white people. The idea that whites were or are otherwise normally moral and upstanding people were it not for Jewish influence is not a conspiracy theory. Likewise the idea that every social trend we dislike is the fault of the Jews.
Crypto-Jew: Someone, usually a public figure, engaging in behavior that is labeled “Jewish”, but with no obvious Jewish heritage. Usage: Well his name looks Irish to me, but given his behavior he is probably a Crypto-Jew.
Holohoax: A massive hoax, that may have been carried out by Ilya Ehrenburg or unnamed Jewish Zionists. Alternate between numerous positions on this issue: Claiming that many Jews died but not as a result of deliberate extermination, that Jews did die in large numbers but only due to starvation, or that the Jews deserved it for some crime they committed against Germany.
Jew: A person on the forum who claims to be white, but disagrees with WN claims. Also a person with any amount of “Jewish” blood is a Jew, and therefore non-white or not belonging to the ethnic group of that person’s home country.
Jews, The: A collective international group, that is homogenous despite mixed heritage. Totally unassimilated in any country, the Jews are responsible for all the world’s major problems, and some of the minor one’s as well. One Jew in a group of several perpetrators makes the crime in question “Jewish”.
Jewish Source: Use this label for any source of information that conflicts with your own. If you cite a source that supports your claim, even if it is from a Jewish author, it is not “Jewish” and thus valid.
Jewy-Rigging: This is the practice of attaching Jews to sources that don’t name them. For example, cite Robert Conquest’s writings as ‘proof of Jewish crimes’.
Kaganovich, Lazar M.: Real ruler of the Soviet Union under Stalin. Feel free to make any claims about Kaganovich you want, without paying attention to his actual job and position within the Soviet government. Remember, one Jew in power equals 10 or 20 of any other nationality. Also remember that in the multi-ethnic Soviet Union, all other nationalities truly believed in international Communism while the Jews were in it only for themselves.
Kike-Alike: See “Philo-Semite”.
Lenin, Vladimir I.: Lenin was said to be ¼ Russian, ¼ German, ¼ Kalmyk, and ¼ Jewish. Ergo he is a Jew and his involvement in socialism was entirely related to his Jewish heritage.
Nazi: A follower of National Socialism, which fought for the white race, despite killing more than 50 million whites. It is possible to support National Socialism and everything Hitler ever did without being a ‘Nazi’, which is good for Euro-Nationalists.
Overrepresentation: In any body of power or movement, WNs expect all participation to be proportional to the population percentage of its constituent participatory groups. If Jews, as they are defined by WNs, are represented in a particular movement or group at a rate disproportionate to their percentage of the population, this is proof that the group or movement in question is Jewish-dominated. Keep in mind that overrepresentation by other groups, regardless of how high or how much higher than that of Jews, is completely irrelevant.
Philo-Semite: This term should be used by wannabe intellectual types, to describe people who dare question your claims of a Jewish international conspiracy. For the more radical WN, use the term ‘Kike-Alike’.
Pro-White: Whatever is anti-non-white, anti-Jewish, Pro-Nazi, or whatever.
Red Herring: Any piece of information that you do not want to discuss, particularly if you don’t know the subject matter well enough to understand why said information is relevant.
White Nationalism: A hodge-podge of beliefs that are generally termed “pro-white”. White Nationalism is whatever its adherent wants it to be. White Nationalism, like other movements, cannot be judged by the majority of propaganda or claims that an overwhelming majority of self-proclaimed WNs disseminate. If one WN says they do not hold those beliefs, then this is representative of White Nationalism.
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