MS PAINT - Jesus: The Missing Years.

[Comrade J]

Well, the Bible mentions the birth of Jesus, then talks about what he supposedly did when he was around 30 - so what did he do in the years in between?!?

Draw ideas on MS-Paint and post 'em in here. Doesn't matter if you're shit, do it anyway. It can be anything, so long as Jesus is in it. Fuck, you can even draw what he's doing now if you feel like it, just draw something!

Here is my contribution.

[img]http://i48.photobucket.com/albums/f216/comrade-j/jesuscarpenter1.jpg' border='0' alt='user posted image' class='attach' />

[Everyday Anarchy]

:lol: I love the fact that you have "Est. 22 BC." BC of course meaning, before Christ.

[Comrade J]

Originally posted by Everyday [email protected] 05, 2007 11:49 pm
:lol: I love the fact that you have "Est. 22 BC." BC of course meaning, before Christ.
No shit ;)

[Jazzratt]

[img]http://i4.photobucket.com/albums/y135/Jazzratt/Jesusstandup.png' border='0' alt='user posted image' class='attach' />

[Comrade MWC]

Originally posted by Everyday [email protected] 05, 2007 11:49 pm
:lol: I love the fact that you have "Est. 22 BC." BC of course meaning, before Christ.
For some reason I love the fact that Mary called Joseph "Joe" :lol:

[RedAnarchist]

[img]http://i59.photobucket.com/albums/g311/xphile2868/jesusthealkie.png' border='0' alt='user posted image' class='attach' />

[Comrade J]

Originally posted by [email protected] 06, 2007 12:50 am
[img]http://i59.photobucket.com/albums/g311/xphile2868/jesusthealkie.png' border='0' alt='user posted image' class='attach' />
Wow, Jesus... with a hooked nose... looking mean... being very greedy... for alcohol... just what were you going for there, Red Anarchist...? :unsure:

(I'm guessing you portrayed Jesus as a 1930's Nazi propaganda Jew by accident, seeing as it's likely the only cartoon depiction of a Jew you've ever seen, thereby making your mind subconsciously associate a drawing of a Jew with this image...?)

[RedAnarchist]

Are you insinuating that I'm some sort of rascist? :blink:


1. No, thats not an hooked nose, thats just how I drew the nose. See the pictures of the songs I did in this subforum (and most Jewish people I've seen don't have hooked noses).

2. He could turn water into wine, so I was making fund of that.

3. He doesn't look mean to me.

[Comrade J]

Originally posted by [email protected] 06, 2007 02:47 am
Are you insinuating that I'm some sort of rascist? :blink:


1. No, thats not an hooked nose, thats just how I drew the nose. See the pictures of the songs I did in this subforum (and most Jewish people I've seen don't have hooked noses).

2. He could turn water into wine, so I was making fund of that.

3. He doesn't look mean to me.
It's what I thought, I was just checking. I even said that is what I thought - that you weren't consciously being racist. I was just drawing attention to what you could have perhaps thought a little more about before you hit that post button :P

And I didn't say most Jewish people, I said Jewish people depicted in cartoons.

[More Fire for the People]

Poor Jesus...
[img]http://img140.imageshack.us/img140/4102/youngjesuspg8.png' border='0' alt='user posted image' class='attach' />

[Knight of Cydonia]

Originally posted by [email protected] 06, 2007 07:50 am
[img]http://i59.photobucket.com/albums/g311/xphile2868/jesusthealkie.png' border='0' alt='user posted image' class='attach' />
oohh.....if only i can do it, turn all the water in my house into a wine.... :wub:

[Dr Mindbender]

took a while to think of an idea, but heres my contribution. Note the 'wooden' telly. :D
[img]http://i69.photobucket.com/albums/i59/ulstersocialist/unemployedjesus.jpg' border='0' alt='user posted image' class='attach' />

[RedAnarchist]

[img]http://i59.photobucket.com/albums/g311/xphile2868/superjesus.png' border='0' alt='user posted image' class='attach' />

[RedAnarchist]

Originally posted by Ulster [email protected] 08, 2007 10:43 pm
took a while to think of an idea, but heres my contribution. Note the 'wooden' telly. :D


Lets take a look shall we :lol:

[img]http://i59.photobucket.com/albums/g311/xphile2868/PHARISEESKYLE.png' border='0' alt='user posted image' class='attach' />

[Comrade J]

Originally posted by Ulster [email protected] 08, 2007 10:43 pm
took a while to think of an idea, but heres my contribution. Note the 'wooden' telly. :D
[img]http://i69.photobucket.com/albums/i59/ulstersocialist/unemployedjesus.jpg' border='0' alt='user posted image' class='attach' />
I'm liking it :lol:
Too much effort though with the shading :D

[Everyday Anarchy]

After countless hours of research into those mysterious missing years of Jesus Christs's life, I have managed to track him down to the Nazareth Insane Asylum.
[img]http://img254.imageshack.us/img254/2476/jesussi6.jpg' border='0' alt='user posted image' class='attach' />

[Comrade J]

^ I like it :D

Btw, Ulster Socialist, albeit a rather good picture with which you have provided us, you're breaking the code of the MS Paint Way by going beyond MS Paint.

Your writing on the letters for instance, evidently you did not write it, nor did you use a function of MS Paint.

If you have an advanced version of MS Paint, then that is also cheating, for it is a mutant of it's father, the original and true MS Paint which we venerate.

[RedAnarchist]

Originally posted by Comrade [email protected] 09, 2007 02:29 am
^ I like it :D

Btw, Ulster Socialist, albeit a rather good picture with which you have provided us, you're breaking the code of the MS Paint Way by going beyond MS Paint.

Your writing on the letters for instance, evidently you did not write it, nor did you use a function of MS Paint.

If you have an advanced version of MS Paint, then that is also cheating, for it is a mutant of it's father, the original and true MS Paint which we venerate.
Quick, US, to the Holy Church Of The Blessed Paintbrush! :blink:

[img]http://i59.photobucket.com/albums/g311/xphile2868/holychurchofthemspaint.png' border='0' alt='user posted image' class='attach' />

[Red_Hooligan]

Originally posted by Everyday [email protected] 09, 2007 01:12 am
After countless hours of research into those mysterious missing years of Jesus Christs's life, I have managed to track him down to the Nazareth Insane Asylum.
[img]http://img254.imageshack.us/img254/2476/jesussi6.jpg' border='0' alt='user posted image' class='attach' />
I have to admit, I lol'd at that one :P

[Comrade J]

Originally posted by Red_Anarchist+December 09, 2007 03:08 am--> (Red_Anarchist @ December 09, 2007 03:08 am)
Comrade [email protected] 09, 2007 02:29 am
^ I like it :D

Btw, Ulster Socialist, albeit a rather good picture with which you have provided us, you're breaking the code of the MS Paint Way by going beyond MS Paint.

Your writing on the letters for instance, evidently you did not write it, nor did you use a function of MS Paint.

If you have an advanced version of MS Paint, then that is also cheating, for it is a mutant of it's father, the original and true MS Paint which we venerate.
Quick, US, to the Holy Church Of The Blessed Paintbrush! :blink:

[img]http://i59.photobucket.com/albums/g311/xphile2868/holychurchofthemspaint.png' border='0' alt='user posted image' class='attach' /> [/b]
Fuck off, we don't open til' 9.

[Faux Real]

A recreation of my favourite gospel.
[img]http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v710/theirony/raptorjesus.jpg' border='0' alt='user posted image' class='attach' />

[RedAnarchist]

[img]http://i59.photobucket.com/albums/g311/xphile2868/jesusdreams.png' border='0' alt='user posted image' class='attach' />

Jesus talking in his sleep about nails, but I bet Joseph thought it was more carpentry-based than it really was :lol:

[Dr Mindbender]

[img]http://i69.photobucket.com/albums/i59/ulstersocialist/gayjesus.jpg' border='0' alt='user posted image' class='attach' />

[Entrails Konfetti]

This is plausable

http://i40.photobucket.com/albums/e236/Fernee914/JMY.jpg

[RevSouth]

Originally posted by EL [email protected] 10, 2007 10:06 pm
This is plausable

[img]http://i40.photobucket.com/albums/e236/Fernee914/JMY.jpg' border='0' alt='user posted image' class='attach' />
Does the alien have three penises? And are those genitals on his elbows? Well done though, like the expression on Jesus' face.

[Entrails Konfetti]

Yes three penises, and genitals on his elbows.

[RevSouth]

Originally posted by EL [email protected] 10, 2007 11:05 pm
Yes three penises, and genitals on his elbows.
You are truly an artist.

[Entrails Konfetti]

http://i40.photobucket.com/albums/e236/Fernee914/JYM2.jpg

[Entrails Konfetti]

http://i40.photobucket.com/albums/e236/Fernee914/jesussurf.jpg

[Black Dagger]

EL KABLAMO you are a god :D

[Sentinel]

Lol!! I saw the second alien pic before the first one, so I didn't get it at first. :lol: Damn you're good with Paint, EK! The expressions are just ..priceless. I quite liked your pic of RS2K at the computer as well. Can't we have an EL KABLAMO's collected works thread? :)

[Honggweilo]

@UL, Comrade J: yet again MS paint pieces made out of win and lulz :D

@ Rev0lt, El Kablamo: pure win also ;) ( is that jezus walking on a puddle right ? just checking :lol: )

Ok now my contribution
[img]http://img99.imageshack.us/img99/6281/jezuspfjiv8.jpg' border='0' alt='user posted image' class='attach' />
the forgotten radical carpenter student years of dreadlock jezus :lol:

[Comrade J]

^Hahaha, superb, best one yet! :lol:
I love the badge 'Free Barabbas' :D

[Lenin II]

The socialist protester Jesus is my favorite. Good job! Love the fact that his scarf resembles a Palestinian clothe. Imagine Jesus himself, the king of the jews, returning and wearing a FREE PALESTINE! t-shirt. :P

[RedAnarchist]

http://i59.photobucket.com/albums/g311/xphile2868/jesustheeasterbunny.png

[RedAnarchist]

Giving Jesus a bit of a lolcat flavour -

http://i59.photobucket.com/albums/g311/xphile2868/jesuscat.png

[RedAnarchist]

http://i59.photobucket.com/albums/g311/xphile2868/jesusandmilk.png

[RedAnarchist]

:p

[RedAnarchist]

http://i59.photobucket.com/albums/g311/xphile2868/jesusdoesitagain.png

[RedAnarchist]

http://i59.photobucket.com/albums/g311/xphile2868/jesuskillstheWBC.png

[RedAnarchist]

http://i59.photobucket.com/albums/g311/xphile2868/jesusandthescarymovie.png

[RedAnarchist]

No offence intended, Freakazoid:p

http://i59.photobucket.com/albums/g311/xphile2868/JESUSGETSFREAKAZOID.png

[Comrade Rage]

ROFL I knew freakazoid had to come up. That one's the best, BTW.

[Black Dagger]

Hehe, well done RA!

[Knight of Cydonia]

LOL .... :lol:nice work....

[RedAnarchist]

ROFL I knew freakazoid had to come up. That one's the best, BTW.

I had to do one with Freakazoidm, it just wouldn't seem right not to:laugh:

[RedAnarchist]

Hehe, well done RA!

Thanks:)

[RedAnarchist]

LOL .... :lol:nice work....

Thanks:)

I havea few more, but I'm at university at the moment so I'll post them later.

[RedAnarchist]

http://i59.photobucket.com/albums/g311/xphile2868/jesusinthemorningnotfinished.png

[RedAnarchist]

http://i59.photobucket.com/albums/g311/xphile2868/jesusblankcomic.png

[RedAnarchist]

A few days late, but meh

http://i59.photobucket.com/albums/g311/xphile2868/jesus1.png