I have a Confession...

[Capitalist Lawyer]

I'm actually a communist. Been posing as a capitalist in order to understand more about communism/socialism/left-wing politics. And what better way to do that than by spewing typical capitalist and conservative arguments. I posed briefly as a pseudonym called "Krypto-Communist"; research the archives and you'll find him. Those were my true feelings about capitalism and living in the USA.

I know you won't believe it, but there's nothing I can do about that. You'll just have to take my word for it.

I'm only 20 yrs old and I work for the state government. I live with my parents because I can't afford to move out. Not to mention, I won't ever be able to save enough money to move out of the fucking USA.

I sincerely hope the USA loses in Iraq and 9/11 was a firecracker compared to what the British and French went through during WW2.

A lot of the shit I have posted on this site, I copied and pasted from right-wing blogs and message boards.

Like this site: www.halfsigma.com (http://www.halfsigma.com)

It feels good to finally be open and honest with you all. If I ever said anything that offended anybody, I sincerely apologize. I was just trying to learn about why I hate life so much in the USA and it's entirely because of WAGE SLAVERY.

I never had to endure some of the major league humiliating aspects of it, like ass kissing 24/7 or standing in a row chanting how wonderful of a suckcess (thanks Redstar!) Sam Walton is, but I can certainly empathize with the people that do.

I have been fortunate because of my middle-class privileges and it is my duty to give the proverbial "middle finger" to almost everything that I was taught under capitalism:

Fear the government, fear law enforcement, hate everybody around me, be a snob and never act friendly

My real name is Aaron
I'm 20 yrs old
Clerk Typist for the State of Pennsylvania
Self-admitted Socialist (European variety) but Communist at heart

Once again, you can take this confession for what it is. I decided to finally make my confession after I saw Michael Moore's "Sicko". And if you think I'm lying and just having fun, just think about this.

Pretty lame way to "have fun" on a Friday night? Wouldn't you say?


And no, I'm not a lawyer.

[Knight of Cydonia]

oh dear...well, i have a confession too....psssttt let me tell you...did your father ever told you that I'M YOUR MAMA? :lol:

[Led Zeppelin]

So, then, you are an admitted troll?

[Comrade J]

I call bullshit :lol:

[KC]

So we can finally ban you for trolling?

Awesome!

[Robert]

No, you're not a communist. You're either a capitalist who isn't 100% sure that the current political arrangements and distributions of economic powers is as good as it could be, or you just enjoy shooting fish in a barrel.

You're pretty good at it, but it's not hard.

[Revolution Until Victory]

I personally don't believe you. What was so difficult about learing about communism without cliaming to be a right-winger??

[black magick hustla]

lol you are such a troll

[Le Libérer]

I think your confession is a lame way to get attention.

Either way you are a liar and a troll.

[Capitalist Lawyer]

I'm not being a troll. I thought maybe we could act like adults on this situation.

Seriously, why would I write all of that?

Just for fun?

[Axel1917]

Trolling does not raise one's theoretical level!

[JazzRemington]

It was actually pretty fun arguing with him. I actually had to do some (lite) research.

[black magick hustla]

Originally posted by Capitalist [email protected] 17, 2007 05:19 am
I'm not being a troll. I thought maybe we could act like adults on this situation.

Seriously, why would I write all of that?

Just for fun?
Trolls troll all the time for fun.

[Knight of Cydonia]

Originally posted by Capitalist [email protected] 17, 2007 12:19 pm
I'm not being a troll.


oh rly?


Seriously, why would I write all of that?

Just for fun?who knows, so , then, what you're up to?

[Ismail]

So for four years you pretended to be a capitalist and made 640 posts in these various debates.

Somehow I'm having trouble believing you, especially since your original post sounds like it's mocking Communism.

[Organic Revolution]

i believe him

[Kwisatz Haderach]

Originally posted by Capitalist [email protected] 17, 2007 07:19 am
I'm not being a troll. I thought maybe we could act like adults on this situation.

Seriously, why would I write all of that?

Just for fun?
Actually, yes. You just "confessed" to writing 640 posts arguing in favour of a point of view that you are supposedly against. Thus, you admitted to being capable of lying on a huge scale, over a period of 4 years, just for fun.

As such, don't be surprised if we don't believe you.

[Organic Revolution]

Originally posted by Edric O+November 17, 2007 01:06 am--> (Edric O @ November 17, 2007 01:06 am)
Capitalist [email protected] 17, 2007 07:19 am
I'm not being a troll. I thought maybe we could act like adults on this situation.

Seriously, why would I write all of that?

Just for fun?
Actually, yes. You just "confessed" to writing 640 posts arguing in favour of a point of view that you are supposedly against. Thus, you admitted to being capable of lying on a huge scale, over a period of 4 years, just for fun.

As such, don't be surprised if we don't believe you. [/b]
Would you call the author of Black Like Me, a lier, lying for fun?

[The Feral Underclass]

Originally posted by Organic [email protected] 17, 2007 07:57 am
i believe him
Me too. It's perfectly feasible that someone would do something like that.

[pusher robot]

Whatever the real truth here, this is practically to the level of performance art.

Bravo, sir! Well played!

[Schrödinger's Cat]

Originally posted by Comrade [email protected] 17, 2007 04:20 am
I call bullshit :lol:
I agree. The post appears to be a sarcastic attempt to insult revolutionaries and other Leftists.

[LSD]

Whether you're telling the truth here or not ultimtately doesn't matter. We're a message board, here to spread a political position. I believe that your participation on these boards have helped in that eneavour. Intentional, unintentional, I really don't care.

As for you yourself, all we have to judge you on are the bulk of your posts which are, as you freely confess, quite reactionary. Accordingly, I wouldn't expect to get unrestricted anytime soon.

But hey! If you're serious, stick around, it's always useful to have another debater in OI and after what you've put the members through, I think it would be an ironic gift if you werre to turn around and now aid your former opponents.

In any case, this "declaration" will have no effecr on your standing... although it certainly does make you one of the strangest members we've ever had, whicheve way this plays out.

[Marsella]

There is no such member as 'Krypto-Communist.'

Did you mean 'RedKryptonite?'

[RedAnarchist]

Well, if you're telling the truth, then you're pretty good at keeping a secret. :blink:

I agree with LSD - if you're a leftist, stick around.

[RebelDog]

When I saw this I uttered the famous phrase associated with Victor Meldrew; "I don't believe it"!!!!

You might just be trying to trick people but stick around anyway and we can decide in time whether to welcome you to the fold, or cut your balls off.

[Demogorgon]

Well... Your lvel of argument was aways so bizzarre I wondered.

BUT... let's not forget you had a fake account where you posted as a Communist. If this were true, why not come clean and say that was the real one when it got banned?

[Raúl Duke]

hmmm...

:unsure:

[Dr Mindbender]

personally i think this is just a facade to lift his restriction so he can perverse the rest of the boards.

[RedAnarchist]

Originally posted by Ulster [email protected] 17, 2007 02:06 pm
personally i think this is just a facade to lift his restriction so he can perverse the rest of the boards.
Wouldn't it be easier for him to create a sockpuppet and use proxies, though?

[hajduk]

Originally posted by Capitalist [email protected] 17, 2007 05:19 am
I'm not being a troll. I thought maybe we could act like adults on this situation.

Seriously, why would I write all of that?

Just for fun?
then why you didnt change the avatar if its truth what you speaking?

[Jazzratt]

Originally posted by [email protected] 17, 2007 10:01 am
There is no such member as 'Krypto-Communist.'
"Krypto-Communist" was banned for being a sock puppet of Capitalist Lawyer. I remember having a very bizarre argument with him in which I was accused of having a pool and sucking my father's penis. :lol:

[hajduk]

Originally posted by Jazzratt+November 17, 2007 03:00 pm--> (Jazzratt @ November 17, 2007 03:00 pm)
[email protected] 17, 2007 10:01 am
There is no such member as 'Krypto-Communist.'
"Krypto-Communist" was banned for being a sock puppet of Capitalist Lawyer. I remember having a very bizarre argument with him in which I was accused of having a pool and sucking my father's penis. :lol: [/b]
its AA its AA :P

[Demogorgon]

Originally posted by Red_Anarchist+November 17, 2007 02:14 pm--> (Red_Anarchist @ November 17, 2007 02:14 pm)
Ulster [email protected] 17, 2007 02:06 pm
personally i think this is just a facade to lift his restriction so he can perverse the rest of the boards.
Wouldn't it be easier for him to create a sockpuppet and use proxies, though? [/b]
Oh he tried that one already.

[Jazzratt]

Originally posted by Demogorgon+November 17, 2007 03:23 pm--> (Demogorgon @ November 17, 2007 03:23 pm)
Originally posted by [email protected] 17, 2007 02:14 pm

Ulster [email protected] 17, 2007 02:06 pm
personally i think this is just a facade to lift his restriction so he can perverse the rest of the boards.
Wouldn't it be easier for him to create a sockpuppet and use proxies, though?
Oh he tried that one already. [/b]
IIRC he didn't use proxies and that's how we found out about his sockpuppet.

Anyway, this isn't a very productive thread - if it isn't true it's just some trollish cack and if it is true then CL can go through the normal unrestriction process (post left wing views, request unrestriction and so on). Therefore the thread will be closed.