Cheung Mo
4th November 2007, 15:49
As most people here would know, Chuck Norris is a right-wing lunatic whose fame exponentially eclipses any legitimate mastery of the martial arts.
Recently, Chuck Norris endorsed the religious extremist Mike Huckabee for the Republican Party's presidential primary.
When asked about Huckabee's extremist views and lack of popularity both among the GOP faithful andthe USA at large, Norris -- taking great pains to present Huckabee's belief in the Iraqi War andn in Young Earth Creationisms as being strengths -- compared Huckabee to Biblical figure King David, arguing that when Saul was King, David was just a shepherd whose aspirations to the throne were more or less ignored by everyone, but who would eventually go on to succeed Saul. As anyone with a modest degree of Biblical literacy would know, in a war betwee the Hebrews and some other Mesopotamian tribe, David sent a man to die because he wanted to boink his wife.
Ergo, Chuck Norris is telling us that Huckabee will emerge from unpopularity and obscurity to become President and send more American soldiers to die in the Middle East so that he can fuck their hot wives.
I'm glad I went to a Catholic school: I know more about Hebrew and Christian mythology than most of the fuckwits who insist in their truth.
Recently, Chuck Norris endorsed the religious extremist Mike Huckabee for the Republican Party's presidential primary.
When asked about Huckabee's extremist views and lack of popularity both among the GOP faithful andthe USA at large, Norris -- taking great pains to present Huckabee's belief in the Iraqi War andn in Young Earth Creationisms as being strengths -- compared Huckabee to Biblical figure King David, arguing that when Saul was King, David was just a shepherd whose aspirations to the throne were more or less ignored by everyone, but who would eventually go on to succeed Saul. As anyone with a modest degree of Biblical literacy would know, in a war betwee the Hebrews and some other Mesopotamian tribe, David sent a man to die because he wanted to boink his wife.
Ergo, Chuck Norris is telling us that Huckabee will emerge from unpopularity and obscurity to become President and send more American soldiers to die in the Middle East so that he can fuck their hot wives.
I'm glad I went to a Catholic school: I know more about Hebrew and Christian mythology than most of the fuckwits who insist in their truth.