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Mkultra
23rd October 2007, 01:15
Wild monkeys attacked a senior government official who then fell from a balcony at his home and died Sunday, media reported

New Delhi Deputy Mayor S.S. Bajwa was rushed to a hospital after the attack by a gang of Rhesus macaques, but succumbed to head injuries sustained in his fall, the Press Trust of India news agency and The Times of India reported.

Many government buildings, temples and residential neighborhoods in New Delhi are overrun by Rhesus macaques, which scare passers-by and occasionally bite or snatch food from unsuspecting visitors.

Last year, the Delhi High Court reprimanded city authorities for failing to stop the animals from terrifying residents and asked them to find a permanent solution to the monkey menace.

Part of the problem is that devout Hindus believe monkeys are manifestations of the monkey god Hanuman and feed them bananas and peanuts — encouraging them to frequent public places.

Over the years, city authorities have employed monkey catchers who use langurs — a larger and fiercer kind of monkey — to scare or catch the macaques, but the problem persists.

Zurdito
23rd October 2007, 01:56
damn I thought John Rees had a found a new and inventive way to cleanse the SWP. :P

RedStarOverChina
23rd October 2007, 04:09
Haha, the guy killed belongs to India's right-wing Hindu fascist party BJP, which supports the worshipping of a monkey god in the region---Which is the sole reason these monkeys aren't being dealt with.

Mkultra
23rd October 2007, 07:32
even monkeys know the Right is evil and animals are excellent judges of character

ComradeR
23rd October 2007, 08:44
Originally posted by [email protected] 23, 2007 03:09 am
Haha, the guy killed belongs to India's right-wing Hindu fascist party BJP, which supports the worshipping of a monkey god in the region---Which is the sole reason these monkeys aren't being dealt with.
And he was killed by monkeys, an ironically fitting end I would say.

Marsella
23rd October 2007, 09:01
http://fstdt.com/funnyimages/uploads/572.jpg

Colonello Buendia
23rd October 2007, 16:37
Can't say much except of all the ways to go this is without a doubt the funniest. :D

bezdomni
23rd October 2007, 16:39
Over the years, city authorities have employed monkey catchers who use langurs — a larger and fiercer kind of monkey — to scare or catch the macaques, but the problem persists.
LOL

Then they will just have a macaque problem!