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Organic Revolution
21st July 2007, 08:17
Is anyone going to be reading the final Harry Potter book? Or! do you all take yourselves to seriously to embrace the child in you? ;)

Vargha Poralli
21st July 2007, 08:25
Originally posted by Organic [email protected] 21, 2007 12:47 pm
Is anyone going to be reading the final Harry Potter book? Or! do you all take yourselves to seriously to embrace the child in you? ;)
Just finished it .

Got it yesterday night :P . I won't tell how :ph34r:

Finished it in one sitting. Now started to rearead. Yet to brush,bath and have breakfast :P

blazeofglory
21st July 2007, 08:28
Originally posted by g.ram+July 21, 2007 07:25 am--> (g.ram @ July 21, 2007 07:25 am)
Organic [email protected] 21, 2007 12:47 pm
Is anyone going to be reading the final Harry Potter book? Or! do you all take yourselves to seriously to embrace the child in you? ;)
Just finished it .

Got it yesterday night :P . I won't tell how :ph34r:

Finished it in one sitting. Now started to rearead. Yet to brush,bath and have breakfast :P [/b]
oh really? ;)
:lol:

so how does it end? Harry dies? :P

Mujer Libre
21st July 2007, 08:35
Got it today and have started reading it. It's depressing so far. :P

Also- I'm going to see the Order of the Phoenix tonight. I've heard god things, but I feel really sick... Blergh.

which doctor
21st July 2007, 18:23
I went to a book store last night at 12 wearing a shirt with all the spoilers on it.

Harry Lives. Snape Dies.

Faux Real
21st July 2007, 18:44
Someone posted all the plot outcomes with pictures on ytmnd.com thanks to a leak a few days back... I guess I don't need to buy it!

Demogorgon
22nd July 2007, 00:33
Got it at midnight and read it straight in one sitting. Very good book

blazeofglory
22nd July 2007, 02:46
ya, thanx to somebody ;) here, i didn't need to buy the book, by the way, the one i got is only 390 (i think) pages, anyways, its supposed to be 780+, right? will anyone send me a copy of the e-book of HP7. (COMPLETE) to check whether the one i hav is complete or not

Never Give In
22nd July 2007, 06:02
Yeah, I just saw the Order of the Phoenix, whenever I can get the book i'll read it.

I enjoyed the series, the movies and the books. :D

Mariam
22nd July 2007, 07:09
For some reason i haven't even bothered watching any of HP movies.

Vargha Poralli
22nd July 2007, 14:08
Originally posted by [email protected] 22, 2007 11:39 am
For some reason i haven't even bothered watching any of HP movies.
I hate the movies too.

It is simply frustration that many things I like are not included(peeves,house elf liberation front etc) included in the screenplay. I always get frustration after watching every movie as it will not meet my expectations.

For fun Encyclopedia Dramatica page (http://www.encyclopediadramatica.com/Harry_Potter) full of LOLZ.

* That page is full of spoilers

Wanted Man
22nd July 2007, 15:21
Dramatica has outdone itself once again. I read that page yesterday. The internet hasn't made me laugh this hard in a while.

cheisgreat
22nd July 2007, 18:07
Harry Potter is the biggest load of over-hyped shit ever! Also far too much money going to those 15 year old actors and JK 'genius' Rowling.

Invader Zim
22nd July 2007, 20:41
Originally posted by [email protected] 22, 2007 06:07 pm
Harry Potter is the biggest load of over-hyped shit ever! Also far too much money going to those 15 year old actors and JK 'genius' Rowling.
Well if you don't like it fine, but I don't give a shit if you do or don't. Fuck off.

Dr Mindbender
22nd July 2007, 23:10
so when harry finally leaves Hogwarts what will happen to him? Reckon he'll go the dole like everyone else? :lol: :lol: :lol:


I can just imagine the conversation with his benefit officer-
''So mister potter, what skills do you have- Witchcraft, spellmaking... ...Im afraid none of the current vacancies have any demand for those!'' :lol:

Invader Zim
22nd July 2007, 23:17
Originally posted by Ulster [email protected] 22, 2007 11:10 pm
so when harry finally leaves Hogwarts what will happen to him? Reckon he'll go the dole like everyone else? :lol: :lol: :lol:


I can just imagine the conversation with his benefit officer-
''So mister potter, what skills do you have- Witchcraft, spellmaking... ...Im afraid none of the current vacancies have any demand for those!'' :lol:
We all know that Harry went on to star in some dodgy horse porn: -

http://farm1.static.flickr.com/124/378554826_4576dc4759.jpg

Dr Mindbender
22nd July 2007, 23:25
i can see him appearing in Celebrity Big Brother 2015 or something trying to flog his dead horse of a career after the Potter craze dries up, and hes spent all his money and no-one gives a fuck who he is!
:lol:

Invader Zim
22nd July 2007, 23:40
Originally posted by Ulster [email protected] 22, 2007 11:25 pm
i can see him appearing in Celebrity Big Brother 2015 or something trying to flog his dead horse of a career after the Potter craze dries up, and hes spent all his money and no-one gives a fuck who he is!
:lol:
When you say "flog his dead horse of a career" are you being literal in reference to his stint in horse porn? I didn't know they added an element of S&M to it....

Dr Mindbender
23rd July 2007, 00:10
Originally posted by Invader Zim+July 22, 2007 10:40 pm--> (Invader Zim @ July 22, 2007 10:40 pm)
Ulster [email protected] 22, 2007 11:25 pm
i can see him appearing in Celebrity Big Brother 2015 or something trying to flog his dead horse of a career after the Potter craze dries up, and hes spent all his money and no-one gives a fuck who he is!
:lol:
When you say "flog his dead horse of a career" are you being literal in reference to his stint in horse porn? I didn't know they added an element of S&M to it.... [/b]
<_< no i meant the metaphorical horse when the potter craze dies...

Ah fuck it, youre just being pedantic on purpose to wind me up aren&#39;t you? <_<

Never Give In
23rd July 2007, 20:44
Originally posted by [email protected] 22, 2007 01:07 pm
Harry Potter is the biggest load of over-hyped shit ever&#33; Also far too much money going to those 15 year old actors and JK &#39;genius&#39; Rowling.
Just because you don&#39;t like it doesn&#39;t mean you should say something uncalled for like that.

I don&#39;t care if you don&#39;t like, and you shouldn&#39;t care if I like it.

Red Menace
24th July 2007, 03:30
Originally posted by [email protected] 21, 2007 11:23 am
I went to a book store last night at 12 wearing a shirt with all the spoilers on it.

Harry Lives. Snape Dies.
hahahaha omg i wish i thought of that
why do i have the feeling you probably got lynched by a mob of 43 year old men dressed as dumbledore.

Random Precision
24th July 2007, 04:14
We all know that Harry went on to star in some dodgy horse porn

Please get your facts straight. That was not "horse porn", but rather a production of Equus, a play by Peter Shaffer with brilliantly original staging that won the Tony Award in 1975.

Dr Mindbender
24th July 2007, 12:12
Harry potter is the most successful fictional capitalist.

Discuss.

Never Give In
25th July 2007, 03:11
Originally posted by Ulster [email protected] 24, 2007 07:12 am
Harry potter is the most successful fictional capitalist.

Discuss.
Well, me and my friends bought one copy and taking turns reading it, fighting Capitalism and stuff, :D

kelly-087
25th July 2007, 17:14
Burbage dies on pg. 12
Hedwig dies on pg. 56
Mad-Eye dies on pg. 78
Scrimgeour dies on pg. 159
Wormtail dies on pg. 471
Dobby dies on pg. 476
Snape dies on pg. 658
Fred Weasley dies on pg. 637
Harry gets ****ed up by Voldemort on pg. 704
Comes back to life on pg. 724
Voldemort gets killed by his own rebounding curse on pg. 744
Tonks, Lupin, and Colin Creevy have their deaths confirmed on pg. 745

19 years after the events in the book:
Ron has married Hermione, their two children are named Rose and Hugo
Harry has married Ginny, their three children are named Lily, James, and Albus Severus.
Draco Malfoy has a son named Scorpius
The epilogue shows all of the children boarding the train for Hogwarts together.

The final lines of the book are:
"The scar had not pained Harry for nineteen years. All was well."
"NOT MY DAUGHTER YOU *****&#33;" : Molly Weasley, to Bellatrix Lestrange, P. 736


BTW: I wish I knew the spoilers before the movie came out.

More Fire for the People
25th July 2007, 17:53
After the fucking debacle that was the sixth book I thought the seventh was tolerable. The more I pretend the whole Hermione-Ron whatever the fuck you call that did not happen, the better it gets.

Rage
26th July 2007, 00:10
I finished it today and loved it. The only thing I did not really like was the endless dialog between potter and voldemort at the end.

/,,/
Rock on&#33;

RevSouth
26th July 2007, 23:39
I&#39;ve completed it and my life now feels woefully inadequate. What is it about fiction stories with every one living happily ever after? Only reminds me how pathetic most peoples lives are. Bleh, oh well. :P

chuckles
27th July 2007, 07:43
We all know that Harry went on to star in some dodgy horse porn: -

user posted image

lol look at him trying to grow a beard...

Mujer Libre
27th July 2007, 09:41
I loved it up to the epilogue, which was soppy and ridiculous. It was too much information and sooo white bread (marry high school sweetheart have 2-3 kids and live happily ever after?- please...)

I think it was just J.K. Rowling&#39;s way of saying "this is fucking over, I will not write any more HP books..."

Vargha Poralli
27th July 2007, 09:48
Yeah I hated the epilogue too. I can&#39;t just believe the Saga is over.

Anyway I thought JK will finish off Harry to prevent any sequels after this book apart from her like Doyle did to Sherlock Holmes. I was wrong in it. And the Snape line in the story story is just like I have suspected.

Never Give In
27th July 2007, 15:45
Originally posted by kelly&#045;[email protected] 25, 2007 12:14 pm
Burbage dies on pg. 12
Hedwig dies on pg. 56
Mad-Eye dies on pg. 78
Scrimgeour dies on pg. 159
Wormtail dies on pg. 471
Dobby dies on pg. 476
Snape dies on pg. 658
Fred Weasley dies on pg. 637
Harry gets ****ed up by Voldemort on pg. 704
Comes back to life on pg. 724
Voldemort gets killed by his own rebounding curse on pg. 744
Tonks, Lupin, and Colin Creevy have their deaths confirmed on pg. 745

19 years after the events in the book:
Ron has married Hermione, their two children are named Rose and Hugo
Harry has married Ginny, their three children are named Lily, James, and Albus Severus.
Draco Malfoy has a son named Scorpius
The epilogue shows all of the children boarding the train for Hogwarts together.

The final lines of the book are:
"The scar had not pained Harry for nineteen years. All was well."
"NOT MY DAUGHTER YOU *****&#33;" : Molly Weasley, to Bellatrix Lestrange, P. 736


BTW: I wish I knew the spoilers before the movie came out.
Well, that completely and totally ruined my day. I guess i&#39;ll buy a different book with my OVERTIME paycheck.

Damn.

RevSouth
27th July 2007, 16:31
Originally posted by Mujer [email protected] 27, 2007 03:41 am
I loved it up to the epilogue, which was soppy and ridiculous. It was too much information and sooo white bread (marry high school sweetheart have 2-3 kids and live happily ever after?- please...)

I think it was just J.K. Rowling&#39;s way of saying "this is fucking over, I will not write any more HP books..."
Personally I was hoping Harry&#39;s marriage was torn apart by a particularly nasty divorce, that Hermione had an illegitimate child with Viktor Krum, and that the wizarding world fell into a post-Voldemort economic slump. That&#39;s just me.

RevMARKSman
28th July 2007, 18:53
Originally posted by RedSouth+July 27, 2007 10:31 am--> (RedSouth &#064; July 27, 2007 10:31 am)
Mujer [email protected] 27, 2007 03:41 am
I loved it up to the epilogue, which was soppy and ridiculous. It was too much information and sooo white bread (marry high school sweetheart have 2-3 kids and live happily ever after?- please...)

I think it was just J.K. Rowling&#39;s way of saying "this is fucking over, I will not write any more HP books..."
Personally I was hoping Harry&#39;s marriage was torn apart by a particularly nasty divorce, that Hermione had an illegitimate child with Viktor Krum, and that the wizarding world fell into a post-Voldemort economic slump. That&#39;s just me. [/b]
Lulz. I agree with ML. Plus, Ginny is such a Mary Sue, it&#39;s not even funny anymore.

Random thoughts, re-posted:

It had all the plot twists I expected from a Harry Potter book, although a few things were never cleared up even when deus ex machina Dumbledore came to talk to Harry after the first time he died in the book.

So, here&#39;s the way I understand it. There were three variables in play when Harry died, right? 1) Voldemort&#39;s body keeping Lily&#39;s sacrifice alive and therefore protecting Harry from being killed - IMO that was a stupid thing to do, no one ever explained why using Harry&#39;s blood would keep alive the magic (as if it would somehow go away even though Harry&#39;s blood was flowing inside him for the entire series...). 2) The Elder Wand being Harry&#39;s instead of Voldemort&#39;s.

Apparently Harry did not actually die the first time, but we&#39;re never told whether it was from the Elder Wand not being able to kill its master

(in this case: why would he go to King&#39;s Cross and be able to choose whether he would die, and why did JKR even bother with the Hallows at all except as a plot device to show Harry&#39;s "selflessness"? And why, if the wand did not perform the spell successfully, did the spell work to take Voldemort&#39;s soul out of Harry?)

, Harry becoming the Master of Death after choosing to go to Voldemort and thus being able to choose his own fate regarding life or death

(seems most plausible to me - he owned the wand, the cloak, the stone, and did not use them for selfish purposes. In this case I&#39;d say Dumbledore was pretty ingenious for sending the stone to Harry only to be used when he was about to die, thus preventing him from using the Hallows for selfish purposes - but how would he intend for Harry to own the wand? He wanted to either destroy its power or have Snape own it, so why would he send Harry the stone if he didn&#39;t intend Harry to become Master of the Hallows?)

, or the power of Lily&#39;s sacrifice saving him yet again (COP-OUT&#33; ...er, I mean, in that case wouldn&#39;t it imply that it was not possible for Harry to ever die by Voldemort&#39;s hand? Right, yeah, I do mean that....COP-OUT&#33;).

Plus, the whole final fight with Voldemort and the Elder Wand was dubious. If the spells ricocheted off each other, why was Harry not disarmed instead of Voldemort? And how did the Elder Wand have anything to do with Voldemort&#39;s death, assuming the curse simply ricocheted? If the collision and the spell backfired because the Elder Wand could not kill its master, as I said before, what happened in the forest and why did Harry go to King&#39;s Cross? It would have been much simpler if the spells had not been written to hit each other and the Elder Wand had turned on Voldemort, not killing Harry either because it found out he was its master or because he was the Master of Death.

The diadem and the cup were great, even though I could see the diadem coming a mile away. I liked all the twists about the Room of Requirement, and Harry figuring out all the things that seemed oh-so-minor when he saw them in the earlier books. Everything except the stuff I outlined above tied together perfectly and I loved the bits about Regulus, the basilisk, and Gringotts.

Genosse Kotze
29th July 2007, 02:43
This book has been spoiled for me already&#33; (http://www.theonion.com/content/video/j_k_rowling_hints_at_harry_potter)

anarchista feminista
27th August 2007, 05:12
I refuse to think about it too much. I love it all anyway. Except the ending, which I had to find answers to. Which should have just been included in the book anyway... but whatever. I still really enjoy it. Regardless of the little mistakes and things that don&#39;t really make sense. Dwelling on that just ruins it&#33;

hajduk
27th August 2007, 13:27
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Red Scare
28th August 2007, 16:48
finished it a long time ago, around 2 nights after it came out, yes, I was there at Borders, waiting with crazy fans till 2 AM when I got my copy :ph34r:

Saint Street Revolution
28th August 2007, 18:54
I&#39;m not really in to fantasy books, but I enjoyed the Harry Potter series. I finished the seventh book in three days, and I bought about a week after it came out. I enjoyed Eragon and Eldest as well.