red team
23rd June 2007, 08:45
Dilbert: "There is no Todd. We made him up."
Wally: "I'm not so sure. He has a cubicle and a job... that's all I have and I exist."
Alice: "You don't exist."
Wally: "I'm probably a bad example."
Boss: "While you two are lollygagging around, Todd's having important meetings with important people. I don't know how he does it all."
Boss: "Why, if I was thirty pounds lighter and thirty years younger and... thirty percent stronger and... and thirty times taller I'd pop you one!"
Boss: "I'll be in my office doing some very important high-level breathing."
Dilbert: "We have seen the face of Todd, and he is us."
Asok: "How do we kill someone who doesn't exist?"
Dogbert: "People want to believe Todd exists, so anything you say in the name of Todd, people will tend to buy. You see, you can play Todd, but you still can't play Dogbert."
Boss: "I think I've just seen Todd"
Dilbert: "You're just drunk"
Boss: "That's exactly the kind of thing Todd would have said"
Wally: "I'm not so sure. He has a cubicle and a job... that's all I have and I exist."
Alice: "You don't exist."
Wally: "I'm probably a bad example."
Boss: "While you two are lollygagging around, Todd's having important meetings with important people. I don't know how he does it all."
Boss: "Why, if I was thirty pounds lighter and thirty years younger and... thirty percent stronger and... and thirty times taller I'd pop you one!"
Boss: "I'll be in my office doing some very important high-level breathing."
Dilbert: "We have seen the face of Todd, and he is us."
Asok: "How do we kill someone who doesn't exist?"
Dogbert: "People want to believe Todd exists, so anything you say in the name of Todd, people will tend to buy. You see, you can play Todd, but you still can't play Dogbert."
Boss: "I think I've just seen Todd"
Dilbert: "You're just drunk"
Boss: "That's exactly the kind of thing Todd would have said"