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DIzzIE
6th March 2007, 22:31
Complaint Letter Scam Writing Tips

BY: DIzzIE (2003)

Introduction

All right, I know that this is nothing new, this ‘scam’ has been going on for ages, with various variations, these are just some helpful tips on writing professional letters that will ensure good results ;).

What?

Basically the ‘scam’ simply involves writing a letter to a particular manufacturer complaining about the product you ‘purchased.’ The goal is to receive coupons for free products, or a check. While this can be applied to any consumer good, customer satisfaction being an important aspect of every company’s mission statement, experience has shown that it is most successful in ‘grocery store’ items, particularly food and personal hygiene items.

All one has to do is pick a product, look at the box and find the address of the company that makes it, or simply type the product name into a search engine and check out the ‘Contact’ area of their website.
Next, one proceeds to write a letter explaining how one is [was] a loyal customer but has found that the last purchased product did not meet expectations, in that it was flawed, damaged, etc…

Letter Writing Tips

First of all, it is always better to write a complaint letter, versus a praise letter (saying how much you liked the product), due to the fact that companies are more worried about loosing customers, and in some cases possible legal action.

While the content of your letter should be obvious, here are a few pointers about that as well: Keep it short. Two-three paragraphs will suffice, and maximum length should be one page, keep it to the point.

Start the letter off by saying that you were a loyal, long-term customer (hence increasing the value of the loss of your business in the reader’s mind)

Proceed to state exactly what the product was, for example ‘Pop Secret Extra Movie Butter 12 pack Microwavable Popcorn,’ versus just ‘Pop Secret Popcorn,’ this helps the company compensate you for a specific amount. This also leads me to another point: always go for the larger package, for example don’t just say you bought one can of ramen noodles, say that you bought a bulk 25 package.

State the irregularity found in the product, keep this reasonable, don’t go overboard. For example, it is advised that you don’t say anything extravagant like ‘there was a dead rat in my bag of cookies…’ instead say something like ‘the cookies were stale beyond consumption, the ones that weren’t were crushed…’ Basically vent your dissatisfaction.

Make it clear that you are very upset over this matter, and while you can be blunt and state that you expect a full refund, this is not necessary. As long as you express your strong dissatisfaction, you can expect either a coupon or check within two-three weeks. Also not stating a direct request for a refund will show that you are not focused on the money, just with the bad quality of the product.

Sealing the deal

While it is almost 100% likely that you will receive retribution without even a direct request for it, let alone a UPC code, if you want to be completely certain that you will receive a refund/coupon, include a UPC code with your letter. This can be obtained by simply going to grocery store and cutting off a pertinent UPC. Don’t just toss the UPC into the envelope, attach it to the letter with a paperclip.

Formality goes a long way, and helps show your professionalism.
The letter should be composed in either formal block or semi-block format. The semi-block format has the sender’s address, and date on the right side of the page, followed by a double space, and the receiver’s name and address on the left hand side, followed by a double space, a salutation (Dear, To Whom It May Concern, etc…), another double space, and then the letter body with a double space between paragraphs and a closing indented Sincerely, followed by a quadruple space, and then your name printed, with the quadruple space being where you hand-sign your name after printing. If you are enclosing a UPC code, a double space below your name, include ‘Attachment’ or ‘Enclosure.’
A formal block letter on the other hand, has everything beginning on the left hand side of the page, with no indentation. To see examples of these formats look at some letters you have received or type something along the lines of ‘business letter formats’ or ‘block format letters’ into a search engine.

Also, be sure to use your real name (unless you have false identification) so you can be able to cash the check.

Also, here are a few sites with their tips on Complaint Letter Writing
howtocomplain.com/info/cl-template.shtml
pueblo.gsa.gov/crh/caw_afterubuy_letter.htm

I hope this has provided you with some helpful pointers, best of luck :)

which doctor
6th March 2007, 23:01
I once wrote a complaint letter for a legit reason. I ended up with a free pair of shoes from Diesel, and Diesel is a very high end company with expensive shoes. I didn't have to show proof of purchase or anything, no questions were asked at all.

Wanted Man
7th March 2007, 01:38
Writing a complaint? Just let the machine do it for you!

http://www.pakin.org/complaint/

( R )evolution
7th March 2007, 04:13
omg siccck. Thanks guys.

DIzzIE
7th March 2007, 06:29
Originally posted by [email protected] 06, 2007 11:01 pm
I once wrote a complaint letter for a legit reason. I ended up with a free pair of shoes from Diesel, and Diesel is a very high end company with expensive shoes. I didn't have to show proof of purchase or anything, no questions were asked at all.
Yup, proof of purchase isn&#39;t necessary, but it&#39;s that little extra bit that&#39;ll push them over the edge into compliance. It&#39;s like, if you just finished taking a nice dump, what&#39;s the harm with polishing it off with a cum wad blast? Icing on the proverbial cake, as it were <_<.

Ihavenoidea
10th March 2007, 05:13
Yeah nowadays most manufactering corps are into that whole "Money back guerentee, no questions asked" stuff.. whenever you find a product like that you should check it out.

Global_Justice
11th March 2007, 00:30
dizzie you have probly been asked this before, but why does it say &#39;anarchofascist&#39; under your name? is it some kind of joke?

anarchista feminista
13th March 2007, 02:10
Originally posted by [email protected] 11, 2007 10:30 am
dizzie you have probly been asked this before, but why does it say &#39;anarchofascist&#39; under your name? is it some kind of joke?
:mellow: :huh:

redcannon
13th March 2007, 02:28
I just filed an online complaint with Doc martens.
will online complaints work?

Jude
13th March 2007, 03:18
Can someone post a list of good companies to do this to?

Comrade Marcel
13th March 2007, 15:30
I used to do this all the time 10 years ago or so.

Pizza hut mailed me a cheque for &#036;20 once, after I called the 1-800 number and told them the pizza made me puke.

I got free bread from Dempsters (told them the banana bread had no banana taste to it).

Got &#036;5.00 from Kraft (told them the Kraft dinner had no cheese in the cheese pack, just an empty pack).

And free bottle of bacardi (we told them the booze tasted like it was filled with salt).

Some other stuff to, I can&#39;t remember it all.

Black Dagger
13th March 2007, 15:42
Originally posted by Ronnie James [email protected] 07, 2007 11:38 am
Writing a complaint? Just let the machine do it for you&#33;

http://www.pakin.org/complaint/

Great site :D

My complaint about Pizza Hut

I feel that there are better ways in which to disseminate the following information, but this letter will have to suffice. Let&#39;s review the errors in Pizza Hut&#39;s statements in order. First, I am appalled that I have cause to write this article. I believe, way deep down, that Pizza Hut has commented that the ideas of "freedom" and "communism" are Siamese twins. I would love to refute that, but there seems to be no need, seeing as its comment is lacking in common sense. To borrow the immortal words of a certain, well-known authority figure, "Many of us do not wish to live within Pizza Hut&#39;s walls of absolutism." Leaving aside the behavior of other shiftless energumens, I want to give people more information about Pizza Hut, help them digest and assimilate and understand that information, and help them draw responsible conclusions from it. Here&#39;s one conclusion I honestly hope people draw: Pizza Hut just reported that the moon is made of green cheese. Do you think that that&#39;s merely sloppy reporting on Pizza Hut&#39;s part? I don&#39;t. I think that it&#39;s a deliberate attempt to declare that laws are meant to be broken.

Make no mistake about it, I truly dislike Pizza Hut. Likes or dislikes, however, are irrelevant to observed facts, such as that honor means nothing to Pizza Hut. Principles mean nothing to Pizza Hut. All it cares about is how to dupe its hangers-on into believing that violence and prejudice are funny. It&#39;s Pizza Hut&#39;s belief that my letters demonstrate a desire to vandalize our neighborhoods. I can&#39;t understand how anyone could go from anything I ever wrote to such a vitriolic idea. In fact, my letters generally make the diametrically opposite claim, that Pizza Hut really struck a nerve with me when it said that hanging out with exploitative fogeys is a wonderful, culturally enriching experience. That lie is a painful reminder that the point is that if everyone spent just five minutes a day thinking about ways to challenge the present and enrich the future, we&#39;d all be a lot better off. Is five minutes a day too much to ask for the promise of a better tomorrow? I hope not, but then again, Pizza Hut maintains a "Big Brother" dossier of incriminating personal information about everyone it distrusts, to use as a potential weapon. Is your name listed in that dossier? As you ponder the answer to that question, consider that all of the bad things that are currently going on are a symptom of Pizza Hut&#39;s distasteful, froward obloquies. They are not a cause; they are an effect. Verily, if Pizza Hut honestly believes that some of my points are not valid, I would love to get some specific feedback from it.

I insist that it can be safely said that Pizza Hut&#39;s half-measures are simply the result of vested interests striking back at a group whose actions in support of religious freedom, social reform, and government accountability have cut through those vested interests. Worst of all, our children&#39;s children would never forgive us for letting Pizza Hut burn our fair cities to the ground. In public, Pizza Hut vehemently inveighs against corruption and sin. But when nobody&#39;s looking, Pizza Hut never fails to reduce religion to a consumer item in a spiritual supermarket.

That&#39;s just one side of the coin. The other side is that Pizza Hut is careless with data, makes all sorts of causal interpretations of things without any real justification, has a way of combining disparate ideas that don&#39;t seem to hang together, seems to show a sort of pride in its own biases, gets into all sorts of disingenuous speculation, and then makes no effort to test out its speculations -- and that&#39;s just the short list&#33; One might feel that I can promise freedom-lovers everywhere that my priorities, observations, countermeasures, and predictions are not in any manner similar to those embraced by Pizza Hut. While that&#39;s true, it does somewhat miss the point. You see, Pizza Hut has frequently been spotted making nicey-nice with what I call crass, dishonest spoiled brats. Is this because it needs their help to impose a particular curriculum, vision of history, and method of pedagogy on our school systems? Whatever the answer, it has a natural talent for complaining. It can find any aspect of life and whine about it for hours upon hours.

However childish the national picture already is, Pizza Hut minces to the twang of a different zither. I trust that I have not shocked any of you by writing that. However, I do realize that some of my readers may feel that much of what I have penned about Pizza Hut in this letter is heartless and in violation of our Christian duty to love everyone. If so, I can say only that while Pizza Hut insists that the cure for evil is more evil, reality dictates otherwise. Actually, if you want a real dose of reality, look at how the biggest difference between me and Pizza Hut is that Pizza Hut wants to impose self-aggrandizing new restrictions on society just to satisfy some sort of counter-productive drive for power. I, on the other hand, want to present a clear picture of what is happening, what has happened, and what is likely to happen in the future. Pizza Hut not only lies, but it brags about its lying to its chums. If one could get a Ph.D. in Mercantalism, Pizza Hut would be the first in line to have one. My goal for this letter was to set the stage so that my next letter will begin from a new and much higher level of influence. Know that I have done my best while trying always to issue a call to conscience and reason. Let an honest history judge.

Comrade Marcel
13th March 2007, 20:41
Sorry BR, but the letter seems to be something that wouldn&#39;t make much sense to anyone that wasn&#39;t following the previous letters/correspondence... Perhaps you could give us some more background info?

Question everything
14th March 2007, 01:46
Nice. But is it just me or does DIzzIE&#39;s member title say anarchofascist?

Raúl Duke
14th March 2007, 03:21
anarchofascist

maybe it&#39;s suppose to be a little irony; afterall, are fascists nationalists obssesed with their "superior" nation-state? This is after all antithetical to anarchism.

BTW, cool scam stuff; maybe I should try it :)


To destroy the palace, filled with malice, is the daring work, of noble Alice.

Hey, is that from American McGee&#39;s Alice game? (I played it and have it too)

redcannon
15th March 2007, 04:00
doc martins wouldn&#39;t do it. they wanted all of this info about the shoe, including an ID number thats apparently found on the inside of the shoe. so, fuck it. kraft is sending me reimbursement for a bad bag of chips o&#39;hoy, and coke should be sending me some free drinks soon.

Ihavenoidea
26th March 2007, 02:52
I sent a letter to HT complaining about some bad boots. lol

You should say it was a few months ago.. not too long or else they will not refund you but like... 2 1/2 months ago so you will have an excuse to not have the bill or something.

redcannon
27th March 2007, 04:21
I tried that with doc martins, but they wanted me to send them the shoes back to them. I told them it happened a few months ago and I already threw away the shoes. hope it works out... there nice shoes

Ihavenoidea
27th March 2007, 05:11
well they wrote me back all apologetic and I outlined in my first letter that it was 2 months ago and they started to deteriorate (pretty much).

GUYS you have to have a lupole for absolutly everything.

Why dont you have the receipt? I bought them a few months ago (but not too long ago, cuz then they can say that there is a cirtain refund time and all that)

Why dont you have them on you? They are presents for a friend..

The best way to go: I think it is rediculous for me to have to pay XXX and only to get bad boots. I am really dissapointed and I have been a customer of ________ For a long time. I do not think I will have the same kind of attitude twords your compony ever again.


IF THEY WRITE YOU BACK LIKE THEY DID ME and only offer their condolences and ask where you bought them so they can track the boot/whatever then say:

I really feel that i should be offered something in replacement for the boot. I should not have to pay money, deal with you guys, and dissapoint my friend and STILL have broken boots.

This will pretty much guerentee you something if they are not giving it to you still ("Im sorry I cant do anything), then call HQ and this is where it gets great (if you ever get this far)... This is where you are the VICTIM.

VICTIM of bad customer service

VCITIM of the product

VICTIM of compony

You need not be *****y, be innocent and hurt as an abused customer. This will get you what you need and want. And maybe some juicy extras.

-Bella

DM.
24th April 2007, 23:20
Originally posted by [email protected] 06, 2007 10:31 pm
Proceed to state exactly what the product was, for example ‘Pop Secret Extra Movie Butter 12 pack Microwavable Popcorn,’ versus just ‘Pop Secret Popcorn,’ this helps the company compensate you for a specific amount. This also leads me to another point: always go for the larger package, for example don’t just say you bought one can of ramen noodles, say that you bought a bulk 25 package.
This won&#39;t always work..
Back in the days I was working for a big transport company I was sent several times to pick up some bad milk, or bad yoghurt and bring it back to the factory to examine what went wrong.
This is mostly done by large food-companies, and the more you "bought", the more evidence you have to send back...

Question everything
27th April 2007, 12:44
:castro: :cuba: The Original letter scamRight here (http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/f/f3/FCR_to_FDR_letter_complete.jpg)