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TC
13th September 2006, 07:37
LAGOS (AFP) - Viagra may heat up one's sex drive, but chocolate can make it sizzle.

So said Dr. Dora Akunyili, the director of Nigeria's Federal Agency for Food and Medicine, in advising Nigerians on Monday to forego the little, libido-boosting blue pills in favor of a measured dose of cocoa.

To back up her claims -- made during a meeting with the vice-governor of one of Nigeria's states -- the good doctor cited a recently published study extolling the libidinal qualities of cocoa beans.

The report, produced by Nigeria's national committee for the development of cocoa, may be a bit skimpy on double-blind scientific tests, but it does refer to the marketing campaign of a British trade association making similar claims.

Baptized "Feeding Your Imagination", the campaign will soon launch a product line of six energy chocolate bars containing essential oils said to enhance one's mood, and especially one's sexual appetite.

Costing about six US dollars (5 euros) per 100 grams, the bars are fetchingly named Sexy, Beautiful, Dreamy, Fantastic, Sensual and Lovely, according to the website foodnavigator.com.

Britons already lead the European Union in chocolate consumption, eating nearly 10 kilos on average per year, and Britian is thus considered a promising market for sex candy.

For Akunyili, chocolate is the obvious lover's choice. Viagra, she said, can have unwelcome side effects, but chocolate is all good: it is the best anti-oxidant known and -- beyond its sexual virtues -- can help prevent heart attacks, hypertension and diabetes.

The vice governor, who also happens to head a committee for the promotion of chocolate, is even more enthusiastic about cocoa's curative powers, claiming it can "cure breast cancer, get rid of chronic coughs, and enhance brain power".

Akunyili did caution, however, that any new products containing chocolate will be thoroughly tested before going to market.
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Another reason why chocolate is awsome.

Jazzratt
13th September 2006, 12:30
:o I thought you were an evil anti-sex Leninist. :lol:

Still, interesting article.

Ian
13th September 2006, 14:44
how about having both

Iroquois Xavier
13th September 2006, 15:55
mmmm chocolate! :P

encephalon
13th September 2006, 20:34
For Akunyili, chocolate is the obvious lover's choice. Viagra, she said, can have unwelcome side effects, but chocolate is all good: it is the best anti-oxidant known and -- beyond its sexual virtues -- can help prevent heart attacks, hypertension and diabetes.

That's a ridiculous statement. Chocolate has a whole shitload of side effects.

If they supported their claims with actual scientific evidence backed up by numerous independent experiements (like has been done with viagra), I might take them seriously. It would also help if they explained how chocolate affects the labido as they say it does.

This is borderline pseudoscience, and if they seriously hypothesize that it can help a low labido then they wouldn't be already thinking about marketing--they'd be doing vigorous testing instead. It's very obvious that they aren't interested in any science to back their claims. This is nothing more than Dr. Johnson's Snake Juice (now with an eightball in every bottle!) of the modern era.

Does eating a chocolate bar send all my blood towards my crotch? Not that I'm aware of. Do I get an erection every time I eat a brownie? Maybe, but not because the brownie has some wonderful side effect aside from being tasty. I just happen to really like brownies.

Invader Zim
13th September 2006, 21:23
Originally posted by [email protected] 13 2006, 12:45 PM
how about having both
Messy

Janus
14th September 2006, 00:20
Interesting...so seniors should buy themselves a pack of Hershey's next time when they're up for some love.

Iroquois Xavier
14th September 2006, 11:20
Originally posted by [email protected] 13 2006, 09:21 PM
Interesting...so seniors should buy themselves a pack of Hershey's next time when they're up for some love.
:lol: :lol: :lol: