Why communism is ab-horent to me...

[hedonist]

Ok, I'm back from a uni subject in Florence where we had to analyse rennaisance architecture, medici palace, leonardo, etc etc. Anyone miss me? :)

Anyway, I've been reading about this guy, Karl Marks or something - who composed the April Thesis by which the Russian Revolution was promulgated. Frankly, his ignorance and lack of knowledge is truly sickening.

He would like all all to live under something called "communism", which is filled with absolute misery and squallor and hard-labour- a lifestyle which frankly, repells me. Oh I work a little, but its just leasing out places to tenants etc. Part of the family real estate business. Nothing Donald Trump woulnd't do thank God...

Anyway, ... here is why communism is abhorrent to me...

Since I have developed a love of travel I have decided to purchase bachelors' pads in various cities of the world. The plan is to waste next year spending one month in each, do as many chicks as possible, and then move onto the next city, and the next... The cities I am seriously considering are:

1)Rekjavik, (don't laugh I love the celt/nordics combo)
2)Auckland, (I'll pick up a cheao penthouse somewhre...)
3)Paris, (could be expensive, but I know French!)
4)somewhere in the UK, (British men are no contest lol)
5)How could I not say Stockholm..., (language barrier like Iceland but who cares...)
6)Considering Helsinki, but the guys there are prettier than the girls :shock:
7)Bern, (Swiss are almost as good as Icelandics.)
8)Berlin.
9)Tokyo, (a philandering friend lives there. he says their women like their western trophies...)
10)Osterreich
11)Edinburough, (this should be interesting...)
12)Marseilles.

I'm skipping Russia due to the late night lawlessness. This is just a plan, but each appartment will be fully furnished, and just rented out by an agent/realtor when I leave. The rent will almost pay the interest on the loans and I shall live as I truly deserve - an Kingly international philanderer.

Anyway, I suppose you guys wouldn't let me do this huh?? You probably think I should do some dumb backbreaking work in a field huh? Well, you've just lost my support...

Don't count on my help with the revolution...

[RedAnarchist]

why wouldn't we allow international travel? After all, we'll have no borders in a communist society, so it will actually be easier for you to travel between distant places.

[Martin Blank]

Originally posted by hedonist+Sep 12 2006, 04:55 AM--> (hedonist @ Sep 12 2006, 04:55 AM)Anyway, I've been reading about this guy, Karl Marks or something - who composed the April Thesis by which the Russian Revolution was promulgated.[/b]

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[email protected] 12 2006, 04:55 AM
Frankly, his ignorance and lack of knowledge is truly sickening.

Pot. Kettle. Black.

Miles

[R_P_A_S]

Originally posted by [email protected] 12 2006, 09:55 AM
Ok, I'm back from a uni subject in Florence where we had to analyse rennaisance architecture, medici palace, leonardo, etc etc. Anyone miss me? :)

Anyway, I've been reading about this guy, Karl Marks or something - who composed the April Thesis by which the Russian Revolution was promulgated. Frankly, his ignorance and lack of knowledge is truly sickening.

He would like all all to live under something called "communism", which is filled with absolute misery and squallor and hard-labour- a lifestyle which frankly, repells me. Oh I work a little, but its just leasing out places to tenants etc. Part of the family real estate business. Nothing Donald Trump woulnd't do thank God...

Anyway, ... here is why communism is abhorrent to me...

Since I have developed a love of travel I have decided to purchase bachelors' pads in various cities of the world. The plan is to waste next year spending one month in each, do as many chicks as possible, and then move onto the next city, and the next... The cities I am seriously considering are:

1)Rekjavik, (don't laugh I love the celt/nordics combo)
2)Auckland, (I'll pick up a cheao penthouse somewhre...)
3)Paris, (could be expensive, but I know French!)
4)somewhere in the UK, (British men are no contest lol)
5)How could I not say Stockholm..., (language barrier like Iceland but who cares...)
6)Considering Helsinki, but the guys there are prettier than the girls :shock:
7)Bern, (Swiss are almost as good as Icelandics.)
8)Berlin.
9)Tokyo, (a philandering friend lives there. he says their women like their western trophies...)
10)Osterreich
11)Edinburough, (this should be interesting...)
12)Marseilles.

I'm skipping Russia due to the late night lawlessness. This is just a plan, but each appartment will be fully furnished, and just rented out by an agent/realtor when I leave. The rent will almost pay the interest on the loans and I shall live as I truly deserve - an Kingly international philanderer.

Anyway, I suppose you guys wouldn't let me do this huh?? You probably think I should do some dumb backbreaking work in a field huh? Well, you've just lost my support...

Don't count on my help with the revolution...
well technically speaking i gives a fuck what you think. you, your family your friends would be dead once revilution comes around.

[JKP]

Ignoring the ignorance on communism, I'd recommend going to the Czech republic; beautiful women, good beer, large numbers of english speaking people, and cheap.

[spIro]

What a fuck are you writning, hedonist?


He would like all all to live under something called "communism", which is filled with absolute misery and squallor and hard-labour- a lifestyle which frankly, repells me.

Comunism wasn't hard-labour lifestyle. Ideology of comunism was to raise power of hard-labour people so others could not abuse them.


Don't count on my help with the revolution...

We don't need and want people like you in revolution!

[Phugebrins]

See, this sounds like a joke, but then I see he's restricted, and I'm not sure.

[cormacobear]

You obviously didn't read much since you can't even spell his name. The communist methods goal is designed to reduce the amount of labour we all do through mechanization, education, and organization thereby maximizing our leisure and family time. Keep reading some people might find your ignorance more offensive than amusing, particulairly in some of the more leftist nations with more enlightened and educated people.

[Dominicana_1965]

Lol you should seriously re-read on Communism buddy. :rolleyes:

[apathy maybe]

What is wrong with being an hedonist?

It seems the problem this guy has it that he thinks he will not be allowed to travel or something. Or if he is, that he will not have accomodation anywhere.
(Not sure if this is really what he is complaining about.)

Anyway, obviously both of his problems are only problems in a capitalist society (or other crap society) where resources are limited to those who can "afford" them. In a fair and equal society, people will not have a problem with looking after travellers.

In fact in a communist or other anarchist society people are more likely to be promiscuous, as old moral values are thrown aside for the superstitious shit that they are. So if you really are an hedonist, you should be after communism or other anarchism, rather then a system which forces you to work to get anything at all.

If your lazy and just want a good time, capitalism ain't for you.

[Pirate Utopian]

Originally posted by [email protected]Sep 12 2006, 09:55 AM
Don't count on my help with the revolution...
you'd prolly sit on your ass anyways

[Intifada]

Originally posted by [email protected] 12 2006, 09:55 AM
Ok, I'm back from a uni subject in Florence where we had to analyse rennaisance architecture, medici palace, leonardo, etc etc. Anyone miss me? :)
Never heard of you to be honest.


Anyway, I've been reading about this guy, Karl Marks or something - who composed the April Thesis by which the Russian Revolution was promulgated. Frankly, his ignorance and lack of knowledge is truly sickening.


Karl "Marks" did not write the April Theses, Lenin did.

Indeed, it is your ignorance and lack of knowledge that is truly sickening, yet at the same time hilarious.

[Iroquois Xavier]

Originally posted by Intifada+Sep 12 2006, 12:29 PM--> (Intifada @ Sep 12 2006, 12:29 PM)
[email protected] 12 2006, 09:55 AM
Ok, I'm back from a uni subject in Florence where we had to analyse rennaisance architecture, medici palace, leonardo, etc etc. Anyone miss me? :)
Never heard of you to be honest.


Anyway, I've been reading about this guy, Karl Marks or something - who composed the April Thesis by which the Russian Revolution was promulgated. Frankly, his ignorance and lack of knowledge is truly sickening.


Karl "Marks" did not write the April Theses, Lenin did.

Indeed, it is your ignorance and lack of knowledge that is truly sickening, yet at the same time hilarious. [/b]
How my sides too have split! :lol:

[Dr. Rosenpenis]

this is the best thread ever
thanks

[MrDoom]

A winner at communism is you.

[encephalon]

You must be the dumbest art historian on the face of the planet.

[LuXe]

I could list some reasons why I dont care/why hedonist is an idiot, but this is so stupid, I am not wasting anymore time in this thread.

[Tupac-Amaru]

Originally posted by [email protected] 12 2006, 09:55 AM


7)Bern, (Swiss are almost as good as Icelandics.)

Dude! What are you thinking? :blink: :o Bern SUCKS! Trust me man...all the chicks are german and all reserved and shit...and FAT. And its realy cold! And it's german!!

My friend...you need to go to GENEVA! That's the ticket! There the *****es are French-speaking and totaly high class and shit. You seem like a man who has good taste...might i recommend the Hotel des Berges....they have an AMAZING bar where you can get a Tom Collins for like 18 francs, with a really nice view to the lake.

Oh, oh, and also drop by a bar named Post...it's full of loose rich chicks from the all the private skools. And pick a fight with a guy name Daniel...

[somebodywhowantedtoleaveandnotcomeback]

Originally posted by [email protected] 12 2006, 10:55 AM
Ok, I'm back from a uni subject in Florence where we had to analyse rennaisance architecture, medici palace, leonardo, etc etc. Anyone miss me? :)
Who are you? :unsure:

[Redeye]

Originally posted by [email protected] 12 2006, 09:55 AM


Don't count on my help with the revolution...
To be a revolution someone has to be shot. Thank you for volunteering.

[Comrade J]

Hahaha this is clearly a load of bollocks :lol:

You've either got the most boring, nonsensical sense of humour ever known, or you are being serious and are thus ridiculously stupid.

[Qwerty Dvorak]

Anyway, I suppose you guys wouldn't let me do this huh?? You probably think I should do some dumb backbreaking work in a field huh? Well, you've just lost my support...
No, we wouldn't let you do this, we'd throw you against a wall and shoot you. Society will have no time for stuck up ignorant little rich kids after the revolution.

As for the rest of us however, borders will be abolished making travel much easier and promiscuity will no longer frowned upon, so people can move around and "do chicks" as they please, maybe even in some of your "bachelor pads" once we kill you and nationalize them.


Don't count on my help with the revolution...

Bang.

[encephalon]

please, people, keep the covert (and overt) threats to a minimum. Not only is it highly unproductive, it's ridiculous as well. Do you really think this guy's important enough to even bother with? He's spending his time bragging about his supposed escapades to communists and anarchists--that should tell you enough in itself.

[OneBrickOneVoice]

:lol::lol:

[guydebordisdead]

I cant believe a supposed anarchist sided with this ****.

After the revolution, proletarians from 12 countries will appropriate this motherfucker's properties and throw a party. They won't go to work the next day.

[hedonist]

Originally posted by Tupac-Amaru+Sep 12 2006, 07:51 PM--> (Tupac-Amaru @ Sep 12 2006, 07:51 PM)
[email protected] 12 2006, 09:55 AM


7)Bern, (Swiss are almost as good as Icelandics.)

Dude! What are you thinking? :blink: :o Bern SUCKS! Trust me man...all the chicks are german and all reserved and shit...and FAT. And its realy cold! And it's german!!

My friend...you need to go to GENEVA! That's the ticket! There the *****es are French-speaking and totaly high class and shit. You seem like a man who has good taste...might i recommend the Hotel des Berges....they have an AMAZING bar where you can get a Tom Collins for like 18 francs, with a really nice view to the lake.

Oh, oh, and also drop by a bar named Post...it's full of loose rich chicks from the all the private skools. And pick a fight with a guy name Daniel... [/b]

Geneva huh? Well, I've never been there, so Geneva IT IS! And yes, it is true. The Japanese have a physiogniomy system where they consider type A people, (Germans/Nordics) to be extremely reserved, and type O people outgoing. Fascinating stuff. Fortunately Im type O. Sux not to be me right now :cool:

And yes, I too dislike fat women. An earlier girlfriend of mine was a little on the wieghty side. I wanted the experience of a skeletal girl bouncing on top of me rather than a hippo, so I told her she was fat. I drummed it into her tiny brain that she was ugly, and frankly, it worked... too well. She got skinny, but then developed some kind of eating disorder or something. Now if there's one thing I can't stand it's a woman with no self-control. I told her as much and then I dumped her. She had this broken, defeated look on her face, which I found contemptible in spite of all I had done for her. She just got too skinny for my tastes. Why did she have to do that to me? I couldn't face the world walking around with a wraith instead of the trophy girl she once was. I couldn't find her in the usual places after that. I felt a little remorse, so I had to make it up in some way. Fortunately He allows us to remediate these things, so to ameliorate matters, I made sure to recite the Lord's Prayer for a full three minutes that night instead of the obligatory once over - afterwhich I felt that a serene injustice and budern upon myself had been lifted.

And where are all these threats coming from? I LOVE YOU PEOPLE!!!! And I love Marx too. He accomplished a great deal in spite of his debilitating illness.

[encephalon]

Geneva huh? Well, I've never been there, so Geneva IT IS! And yes, it is true. The Japanese have a physiogniomy system where they consider type A people, (Germans/Nordics) to be extremely reserved, and type O people outgoing. Fascinating stuff. Fortunately Im type O. Sux not to be me right now cool.gif

And yes, I too dislike fat women. An earlier girlfriend of mine was a little on the wieghty side. I wanted the experience of a skeletal girl bouncing on top of me rather than a hippo, so I told her she was fat. I drummed it into her tiny brain that she was ugly, and frankly, it worked... too well. She got skinny, but then developed some kind of eating disorder or something. Now if there's one thing I can't stand it's a woman with no self-control. I told her as much and then I dumped her. She had this broken, defeated look on her face, which I found contemptible in spite of all I had done for her. She just got too skinny for my tastes. Why did she have to do that to me? I couldn't face the world walking around with a wraith instead of the trophy girl she once was. I couldn't find her in the usual places after that. I felt a little remorse, so I had to make it up in some way. Fortunately He allows us to remediate these things, so to ameliorate matters, I made sure to recite the Lord's Prayer for a full three minutes that night instead of the obligatory once over - afterwhich I felt that a serene injustice and budern upon myself had been lifted.

And where are all these threats coming from? I LOVE YOU PEOPLE!!!! And I love Marx too. He accomplished a great deal in spite of his debilitating illness.

You're a sick fuck, and I'd be proud to shoot you for abusing that girl. But of course, you've made up everything up to now, and you're probably making this up, too.

So you're a lonely child that feels they need to impress others with his imaginary machismo. Fantastic. But you do know that's why all the other kids shun you, right?

[Angry Young Man]

Originally posted by [email protected] 12 2006, 09:55 AM
11)Edinburough, (this should be interesting...)

You spelt Edinburgh wrong, retard. I'm not a nationalist or owt, but we got enough vulgar swine in this country anyway, what with the American invasion.
Also, you said somewhere in the UK. Where exactly do you think Edinburgh is? (I've prob pissed off CF for saying Scotland's in the UK. Hope your cool ;) )

[razboz]

Originally posted by Tupac-Amaru+Sep 12 2006, 07:51 PM--> (Tupac-Amaru @ Sep 12 2006, 07:51 PM)
[email protected] 12 2006, 09:55 AM


7)Bern, (Swiss are almost as good as Icelandics.)

Dude! What are you thinking? :blink: :o Bern SUCKS! Trust me man...all the chicks are german and all reserved and shit...and FAT. And its realy cold! And it's german!!

My friend...you need to go to GENEVA! That's the ticket! There the *****es are French-speaking and totaly high class and shit. You seem like a man who has good taste...might i recommend the Hotel des Berges....they have an AMAZING bar where you can get a Tom Collins for like 18 francs, with a really nice view to the lake.

Oh, oh, and also drop by a bar named Post...it's full of loose rich chicks from the all the private skools. And pick a fight with a guy name Daniel... [/b]
Geneva FTW!!

[LuXe]

Originally posted by hedonist+Sep 14 2006, 05:38 AM--> (hedonist @ Sep 14 2006, 05:38 AM)
Originally posted by Tupac-[email protected] 12 2006, 07:51 PM

[email protected] 12 2006, 09:55 AM


7)Bern, (Swiss are almost as good as Icelandics.)

Dude! What are you thinking? :blink: :o Bern SUCKS! Trust me man...all the chicks are german and all reserved and shit...and FAT. And its realy cold! And it's german!!

My friend...you need to go to GENEVA! That's the ticket! There the *****es are French-speaking and totaly high class and shit. You seem like a man who has good taste...might i recommend the Hotel des Berges....they have an AMAZING bar where you can get a Tom Collins for like 18 francs, with a really nice view to the lake.

Oh, oh, and also drop by a bar named Post...it's full of loose rich chicks from the all the private skools. And pick a fight with a guy name Daniel...

Geneva huh? Well, I've never been there, so Geneva IT IS! And yes, it is true. The Japanese have a physiogniomy system where they consider type A people, (Germans/Nordics) to be extremely reserved, and type O people outgoing. Fascinating stuff. Fortunately Im type O. Sux not to be me right now :cool:

And yes, I too dislike fat women. An earlier girlfriend of mine was a little on the wieghty side. I wanted the experience of a skeletal girl bouncing on top of me rather than a hippo, so I told her she was fat. I drummed it into her tiny brain that she was ugly, and frankly, it worked... too well. She got skinny, but then developed some kind of eating disorder or something. Now if there's one thing I can't stand it's a woman with no self-control. I told her as much and then I dumped her. She had this broken, defeated look on her face, which I found contemptible in spite of all I had done for her. She just got too skinny for my tastes. Why did she have to do that to me? I couldn't face the world walking around with a wraith instead of the trophy girl she once was. I couldn't find her in the usual places after that. I felt a little remorse, so I had to make it up in some way. Fortunately He allows us to remediate these things, so to ameliorate matters, I made sure to recite the Lord's Prayer for a full three minutes that night instead of the obligatory once over - afterwhich I felt that a serene injustice and budern upon myself had been lifted.

And where are all these threats coming from? I LOVE YOU PEOPLE!!!! And I love Marx too. He accomplished a great deal in spite of his debilitating illness. [/b]
Hm... Cant say I&#39;m impressed. If its true, you probably meant your boyfriend anyway. <_<

You are a looser. :lol:

[somebodywhowantedtoleaveandnotcomeback]

Originally posted by [email protected] 14 2006, 03:58 PM
Hm... Cant say I&#39;m impressed. If its true, you probably meant your boyfriend anyway. <_<
What the fuck is that supposed to mean? Something along the lines of "OMG ur a fag"? <_<