Foreign Policy Test [Archive]

Loknar

22nd July 2006, 00:47

http://www.okcupid.com/tests/take?testid=1...120686926648421 (http://www.okcupid.com/tests/take?testid=17082120686926648421)

my results

Chickenhawk
You scored 15 Force, -6 Institutions, and -3 Ideals!
You love the smell of napalm in the morning, and you don't particularly care who or what it's burning. If you want to pilfer another country for looking at you the wrong way, you're going to do it, and no namby-pamby organization like the UN is going to tell you different! You probably live in Texas and have "America, Fuck Yeah!" as your ringtone.

RedAnarchist

22nd July 2006, 00:55

Idealist
You scored -10 Force, 4 Institutions, and 7 Ideals!
You believe in using international institutions to advance your ideals, but you are not a huge fan of using military force to do so. In fact, if the world was only populated by people like you, militaries wouldn't need to exist. Unfortunately it isn't, and you will probably be killed at a young age by a sociopath who asks you to step inside his van. If by some chance you should survive, here's my advice to you: Have lots of kids. If you can outbreed everyone else, humanity has a chance.

More Fire for the People

22nd July 2006, 01:00

Career Diplomat
You scored -3 Force, 11 Institutions, and -3 Ideals!
You like diplomacy for its own sake. On the bright side, this means that you are likely to avoid going to war (even if it means parsing apart smaller countries to appease megalomaniac dictators). On the not so bright side, the costs of such inaction are often quite high. But...at least you'll have job security.

Haha.

Jazzratt

22nd July 2006, 01:02

I got the same as TAKN.

Felicia

22nd July 2006, 10:27

Idealist
You scored -9 Force, 9 Institutions, and 3 Ideals!
You believe in using international institutions to advance your ideals, but you are not a huge fan of using military force to do so. In fact, if the world was only populated by people like you, militaries wouldn't need to exist. Unfortunately it isn't, and you will probably be killed at a young age by a sociopath who asks you to step inside his van. If by some chance you should survive, here's my advice to you: Have lots of kids. If you can outbreed everyone else, humanity has a chance.

then they showed a picture of Jimmy Carter <_<

RaiseYourVoice

22nd July 2006, 12:40

You scored -9 Force, 10 Institutions, and -3 Ideals!
You like diplomacy for its own sake. On the bright side, this means that you are likely to avoid going to war (even if it means parsing apart smaller countries to appease megalomaniac dictators). On the not so bright side, the costs of such inaction are often quite high. But...at least you'll have job security.

Sir Aunty Christ

22nd July 2006, 12:43

Idealist
You scored -9 Force, 11 Institutions, and 15 Ideals!
You believe in using international institutions to advance your ideals, but you are not a huge fan of using military force to do so. In fact, if the world was only populated by people like you, militaries wouldn't need to exist. Unfortunately it isn't, and you will probably be killed at a young age by a sociopath who asks you to step inside his van. If by some chance you should survive, here's my advice to you: Have lots of kids. If you can outbreed everyone else, humanity has a chance.

theraven

22nd July 2006, 15:36

i got somehtin glike usuaul neocon or something.

ebeneezer

22nd July 2006, 15:39

Yeah it says im a neocon as well. I think the test is floored though because I dont want any gov at all. I want corporations only to do the warfare.

Clutch

23rd July 2006, 04:35

Idealist
You scored -9 Force, 3 Institutions, and 9 Ideals!
You believe in using international institutions to advance your ideals, but you are not a huge fan of using military force to do so. In fact, if the world was only populated by people like you, militaries wouldn't need to exist. Unfortunately it isn't, and you will probably be killed at a young age by a sociopath who asks you to step inside his van. If by some chance you should survive, here's my advice to you: Have lots of kids. If you can outbreed everyone else, humanity has a chance.

BTW: Who's this guy with $20000 worth of fake teeth?

http://is2.okcupid.com/users/952/22/9530223087904719702/mt1150758748.jpg

Ragnar

24th July 2006, 09:16

Originally posted by [email protected] 23 2006, 01:36 AM
Idealist
You scored -9 Force, 3 Institutions, and 9 Ideals!
You believe in using international institutions to advance your ideals, but you are not a huge fan of using military force to do so. In fact, if the world was only populated by people like you, militaries wouldn't need to exist. Unfortunately it isn't, and you will probably be killed at a young age by a sociopath who asks you to step inside his van. If by some chance you should survive, here's my advice to you: Have lots of kids. If you can outbreed everyone else, humanity has a chance.

BTW: Who's this guy with $20000 worth of fake teeth?

http://is2.okcupid.com/users/952/22/9530223087904719702/mt1150758748.jpg
An Idealist. :lol:

Jimmy Carter, US president 77-81(I think)