General Patton
3rd July 2006, 05:05
Do you recall Iron Eagle, the movie? In it, Doug Masterss father, an F-16 fighter pilot, was shot down on a routine assignment over a generic Arab nation run by a Saddam Hussein style dictator, and was taken prisoner and brutally tortured. His rogue son who was aspiring to become a fighter pilot himself, but showed difficulty with authority and discipline, caught wind of this developing international incident which directly effected his family. Therefore, he resorted to the only logical plan of action, which was, stealing an F-16 with the help of his fathers friend Chappy (played by Louis Gosset Jr.). Chappy taught young Masters the discipline that he needed to single handedly waste the Middle East and all of their crappy airmen while the tune of Steve Windwoods Gimme Some Lovin was blaring in his ears on his new-fangled walkman. In case you are wondering, our hero succeeded in teaching a ruthless autocrat a valuable lesson about f*cking with the United States, saved his wounded fathers life, proved that he had what it took to fly sophisticated military hardware with live ordnance, and defeated his own personal bully. All in all, the movie was astonishingly gay, complete with the appropriate montage backed with Quiet Riots Were Not Going to Take it. However, it does touch on the importance of setting any battle to an impressive soundtrack. However, this might be a little subjective, as I dont necessarily think that the makers of Iron Eagle created a winning mix.
It is well known that the United States military uses heavy metal psy-ops when confronting backward people across the globe who might not be familiar with electric guitars and distortion effects. The effectiveness of this tactic is determined by the menacing nature of the music involved, the ability of our troops to immediately track trajectories, and neutralize those threats to grant our men the upper hand on the battlefield. As a tribute the recent successes of all branches of the Armed Forces I compiled a psy-ops top forty list. Not only should the sounds create fear in our enemies, but in most cases, the music should inspire violent feelings and raw excitement, and really resonate with military personnel, as they are engaging the human filth that threaten The Constitution of the United States of America and the people who live under our system. The following is a quick list. Feel free to add to it and provide any suggestions or feedback.
1.) Star Spangled Banner Jimi Hendrix
2.) 9th Symphony Beethoven
3.) War Pigs Black Sabbath
4.) Blackened Metallica
5.) Demanufacture Fear Factory
6.) Ghosts of War Slayer
7.) Mandatory Suicide Slayer
8.) Spill The Blood Slayer
9.) Here Come the **stards Primus
10.) Killing in The Name Rage Against the Machine
11.) H-K (Hunter Killer) Fear Factory
12.) Primal Concrete Sledge Pantera
13.) Iron Man Black Sabbath
14.) Helter Skelter Beatles
15.) Aenima - Tool
16.) Damage, Inc. Metallica
17.) Battery Metallica
18.) Holy WarsThe Punishment Due Megadeth
19.) N.W.O. Ministry
20.) Black Sunshine White Zombie
21.) I Got You Babe Sonny and Cher
22.) Take No Prisoners Megadeth
23.) Orion Metallica
24.) Rust in Peace Megadeth
25.) Seasons in the Abyss - Slayer
26.) Terminator Sevendust
27.) Will it Bleed Sevendust
28.) Happiness in Slavery Nine Inch Nails
29.) Arise Sepultura
30.) Desperate Cry Sepultura
31.) Under Siege (Regnum Iraw) Sepultura
32.) War Ensemble Slayer
33.) Raining Blood Slayer
34.) Expendable Youth Slayer
35.) All the Pigs All Lined Up Nine Inch Nails
36.) Scare Crow Ministry
37.) Dead and Bloated Stone Temple Pilots
38.) Vapor Trail Crystal Method
39.) AntiChrist Superstar Marilyn Manson
40.) Dead Bodies Everywhere - Korn
It is well known that the United States military uses heavy metal psy-ops when confronting backward people across the globe who might not be familiar with electric guitars and distortion effects. The effectiveness of this tactic is determined by the menacing nature of the music involved, the ability of our troops to immediately track trajectories, and neutralize those threats to grant our men the upper hand on the battlefield. As a tribute the recent successes of all branches of the Armed Forces I compiled a psy-ops top forty list. Not only should the sounds create fear in our enemies, but in most cases, the music should inspire violent feelings and raw excitement, and really resonate with military personnel, as they are engaging the human filth that threaten The Constitution of the United States of America and the people who live under our system. The following is a quick list. Feel free to add to it and provide any suggestions or feedback.
1.) Star Spangled Banner Jimi Hendrix
2.) 9th Symphony Beethoven
3.) War Pigs Black Sabbath
4.) Blackened Metallica
5.) Demanufacture Fear Factory
6.) Ghosts of War Slayer
7.) Mandatory Suicide Slayer
8.) Spill The Blood Slayer
9.) Here Come the **stards Primus
10.) Killing in The Name Rage Against the Machine
11.) H-K (Hunter Killer) Fear Factory
12.) Primal Concrete Sledge Pantera
13.) Iron Man Black Sabbath
14.) Helter Skelter Beatles
15.) Aenima - Tool
16.) Damage, Inc. Metallica
17.) Battery Metallica
18.) Holy WarsThe Punishment Due Megadeth
19.) N.W.O. Ministry
20.) Black Sunshine White Zombie
21.) I Got You Babe Sonny and Cher
22.) Take No Prisoners Megadeth
23.) Orion Metallica
24.) Rust in Peace Megadeth
25.) Seasons in the Abyss - Slayer
26.) Terminator Sevendust
27.) Will it Bleed Sevendust
28.) Happiness in Slavery Nine Inch Nails
29.) Arise Sepultura
30.) Desperate Cry Sepultura
31.) Under Siege (Regnum Iraw) Sepultura
32.) War Ensemble Slayer
33.) Raining Blood Slayer
34.) Expendable Youth Slayer
35.) All the Pigs All Lined Up Nine Inch Nails
36.) Scare Crow Ministry
37.) Dead and Bloated Stone Temple Pilots
38.) Vapor Trail Crystal Method
39.) AntiChrist Superstar Marilyn Manson
40.) Dead Bodies Everywhere - Korn