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EusebioScrib
29th June 2006, 09:45
I haven't seen a thread of it...so why not start one, eh?



A young girl asks her father, "Why is it so cold in the house?"

"We don't have any coal", he says.

"But why is there no coal?", she wants to know.

"Because I lost my job", he replies.

Still unsatisfied, she asks one more time—"And why did you lose your job?"

To which he answers, "Because there is too much coal".



Boss to employee: "Young man, you have risen very fast in this company. Two years ago, you began as an office boy. In a couple of months, you were a clerk. Then, you became a salesman, after that assistant manager, then manager. Now you are the vice president of the company. What have you to say about all this?"

Employee: "Thanks, Dad".



Question: How many capitalists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Answer: None, since we don't need capitalists to screw in light bulbs or any thing else that really needs doing in our society.



Student asks his principal, "Where is my teacher?".

"Citywide layoffs", replies the principal.

"My text books?" asks the student.

"State austerity plan", says the principal.

"Student loan?" continues the student.

"Federal budget cuts", says the principal.

Finally, exasperated, student asks, "But how am I going to get an education?".

To which the equally exasperated principal replies, "This is your education".




A group of workers enter the boss's office and tell him that they have just taken over the factory. "You can't", says the boss. "I own it"

"And how did you come to own it?" asks one of the workers.

"It was left to me by my father", says the boss.

"How did he get it?" asks the worker.

"He got it from his father", says the boss.

"And he?" asks the worker.

"From his father", says the boss.

"And he?" persists the worker.

"He fought for it", says the capitalist in a burst of familial pride.

"Well", say the workers, all together this time, "We'll fight you for it".

Sanjee
29th June 2006, 11:07
I have one, it's quite funny and I've done my best to translate it in English.







What are politics?


A boy asks his dad: "Dad, what are politics?"
The father says: "Son it is very simple. Look, I bring the money home, so I am CAPITALISM. Your mother manages the money, so she is the STATE. Grandpa looks if everything goes well so he is the GOVERNMENT. The girl that cleans the house is the WORKING-CLASS. We all have one goal in commen and that is to keep you wealthy, so you are the PEOPLE. And your baby brother we call the FUTURE.The boy thinks about it and asks if he can sleep a night on it, so that he really can understand what his dad ment.

That night he wakes up because his baby brother has shitted in his pant's and is crying extremley loud. He goes to his parents room to tell his mother, but she is so deeply in sleep that he can't get her awake. So he walks up to the room of the girl that cleans their home, but when he got their he sees that his father is in the bed with the girl and they're doing very strange things. When he looks to the window, he sees his grandfather looking at the girl and his father. The boy get's a little confused and goes back to sleep.

The next day his father asks: "Son can you tell me now what politics are?" The boy looks up and says: " CAPITALISM abuses the WORKING-CLASS, while the GOVERNEMT is just looking and the STATE is asleep. The PEOPLE are completley being ignored and the FUTURE is in the shit."

Iroquois Xavier
29th June 2006, 13:25
isnt there a revolutionary humour thread in Chit Chat?

Amusing Scrotum
29th June 2006, 14:06
Originally posted by Iroquois [email protected] 29 2006, 10:26 AM
isnt there a revolutionary humour thread in Chit Chat?

http://www.revolutionaryleft.com/index.php...&st=0&hl=humour (http://www.revolutionaryleft.com/index.php?showtopic=50068&st=0&hl=humour) :)

Delta
29th June 2006, 19:09
Nice jokes comrades :D

che's long lost daughter
30th June 2006, 13:59
Originally posted by [email protected] 29 2006, 08:08 AM
I have one, it's quite funny and I've done my best to translate it in English.







What are politics?


A boy asks his dad: "Dad, what are politics?"
The father says: "Son it is very simple. Look, I bring the money home, so I am CAPITALISM. Your mother manages the money, so she is the STATE. Grandpa looks if everything goes well so he is the GOVERNMENT. The girl that cleans the house is the WORKING-CLASS. We all have one goal in commen and that is to keep you wealthy, so you are the PEOPLE. And your baby brother we call the FUTURE.The boy thinks about it and asks if he can sleep a night on it, so that he really can understand what his dad ment.

That night he wakes up because his baby brother has shitted in his pant's and is crying extremley loud. He goes to his parents room to tell his mother, but she is so deeply in sleep that he can't get her awake. So he walks up to the room of the girl that cleans their home, but when he got their he sees that his father is in the bed with the girl and they're doing very strange things. When he looks to the window, he sees his grandfather looking at the girl and his father. The boy get's a little confused and goes back to sleep.

The next day his father asks: "Son can you tell me now what politics are?" The boy looks up and says: " CAPITALISM abuses the WORKING-CLASS, while the GOVERNEMT is just looking and the STATE is asleep. The PEOPLE are completley being ignored and the FUTURE is in the shit."
:D this is a really good one. Funny but true

Jesus Christ!
30th June 2006, 19:00
Originally posted by [email protected] 29 2006, 08:08 AM
I have one, it's quite funny and I've done my best to translate it in English.







What are politics?


A boy asks his dad: "Dad, what are politics?"
The father says: "Son it is very simple. Look, I bring the money home, so I am CAPITALISM. Your mother manages the money, so she is the STATE. Grandpa looks if everything goes well so he is the GOVERNMENT. The girl that cleans the house is the WORKING-CLASS. We all have one goal in commen and that is to keep you wealthy, so you are the PEOPLE. And your baby brother we call the FUTURE.The boy thinks about it and asks if he can sleep a night on it, so that he really can understand what his dad ment.

That night he wakes up because his baby brother has shitted in his pant's and is crying extremley loud. He goes to his parents room to tell his mother, but she is so deeply in sleep that he can't get her awake. So he walks up to the room of the girl that cleans their home, but when he got their he sees that his father is in the bed with the girl and they're doing very strange things. When he looks to the window, he sees his grandfather looking at the girl and his father. The boy get's a little confused and goes back to sleep.

The next day his father asks: "Son can you tell me now what politics are?" The boy looks up and says: " CAPITALISM abuses the WORKING-CLASS, while the GOVERNEMT is just looking and the STATE is asleep. The PEOPLE are completley being ignored and the FUTURE is in the shit."
HAhaha That was the best one yet.

Rollo
1st July 2006, 15:18
Good stuff. I was going to post the last one but he beat me to it.