Just reading some hatemail from that site, I particularly liked the line I have bolded :D
Date: Sun, 20 Apr 2003 02:06:25 EDT
From: SummerGrlJess19
To:
[email protected]
Subject: ur just jealous!!!
To who it may concern:
Okay I read your article about the 26 things the perfect guy
should do. And you r so mad and angry! Im sure youve played with a girls
hair before. Or held their hand. All in a depserate attempt to get
invited into their bedrooms but youre once again let down and sent home
by yourself. So why get mad when it works for other people? Youll never
find a girl because you pubicly talk about promoting domestic violence
and abuse. My boyfriend read the 26 things, and now he does them and I
love him now. We will be together forever thanks to that email. And Im
sorry that youll never be blessed with the gift of love. Youre a
homofobic mysogynist....good luck finding someone.
Sincerely,
Jessica
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What makes you so sure I've played with a girl's hair before, "SummerGrl19?" Very clever handle by the way, the only way you could make it any more unoriginal or cliche would be to add the words "happy, cute" or "princess" to the name. Why are women so hung up about their hair? It's not interesting enough to talk about, let alone to play with. Really, nobody gives a shit about your hair. We don't care about the kind of dye you use, the momentous decision of wearing it "up" or "down," and frankly, there isn't anyone in the world important enough to be able to talk about the type of conditioner they use without inducing a mighty yawn from me.
What makes you think I'd play with a girl's hair or hold her hand to get invited to her bedroom? Even if I was a whore, like every guy you've dated apparently, it wouldn't be worth it. If not having to play flirty grab-ass games with a girl means not getting laid, I consider it a bargain.
As for your boyfriend, what kind of dumbass takes chain mail seriously? What if someone sent your genius boyfriend a list titled "26 ways to clothes-line your girlfriend"? What kind of gullible idiot takes that shit seriously? People like him are the reason cults exist. Congratulations for your new-found love, I can only imagine the deep bond two people share as a result of junk mail.
One last thing: you claim that I'll always be alone because I promote domestic violence? I guess you forgot that the list suggests that guys should "act cutely" when women hit them and it hurts; that's domestic abuse by definition, not that it matters because you're too much of a putz to understand anything anyway. Enjoy making other life-altering decisions in your otherwise empty life based off of stupid email you receive.
The hatemail (http://maddox.xmission.com/hatemail.cgi) section is pretty good.