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Raelian1
13th March 2006, 04:29
HUMAN SCIENTISTS FROM ANOTHER PLANET CREATED ALL LIFE ON EARTH USING DNA.

Traces of this epic masterpiece of creation can be found in all religious writings and traditions. It is to them that Moses, Jesus, Buddha and Mohammed referred. It is now time to welcome them.


WHAT HAPPENED?

On the 13th of December 1973, French journalist Rael was contacted by a visitor from another planet, and asked to establish an Embassy to welcome these people back to Earth.

The extra-terrestrial human being was a little over four feet tall, had long dark hair, almond shaped eyes, olive skin, and exuded harmony and humor. Rael recently described him by saying quite simply, "If he were to walk down a street in Japan, he would not even be noticed." In other words, they look like us, and we look like them. In fact, we were created "in their image" as explained in the Bible.

He told Rael that:

"We were the ones who designed all life on earth"
"You mistook us for gods"
"We were at the origin of your main religions"
"Now that you are mature enough to understand this,we would like to enter official contact through an embassy"

THE MESSAGES

The messages dictated to Rael explain that life on Earth is not the result of random evolution, nor the work of a supernatural 'God'. It is a deliberate creation, using DNA, by a scientifically advanced people who made human beings literally "in their image" -- what one can call "scientific creationism." References to these scientists and their work, as well as to their symbol of infinity, can be found in the ancient texts of many cultures. For example, in Genesis, the Biblical account of Creation, the word "Elohim" has been mistranslated as the singular word "God", but it is actually a plural word which means "those who came from the sky", and the singular is "Eloha" (also known as "Allah"). Indigenous cultures all over the world remember these "gods" who came from the sky, including natives of Africa (Dogon, Twa, etc.), America, Asia, Australia, and Europe.

Leaving our humanity to progress by itself, the Elohim nevertheless maintained contact with us via prophets including Buddha, Moses, Mohammed, etc., all specially chosen and educated by them. The role of the prophets was to progressively educate humanity through the Messages they taught, each adapted to the culture and level of understanding at the time. They were also to leave traces of the Elohim so that we would be able to recognize them as our Creators and fellow human beings when we had advanced enough scientifically to understand them. Jesus, whose father was an Eloha, was given the task of spreading these messages throughout the world in preparation for this crucial time in which we are now privileged to live: the predicted Age Of Revelation.

And most important of all, download and read the free e-book, "Intelligent Design - Message from the Designers" the book which will revolutionize your thinking, transform your life and which is already changing the world.

For more information visit http://www.rael.org and discover the truth about our origins.

Free Palestine
13th March 2006, 05:11
Crack is bad for you.

Eoin Dubh
13th March 2006, 09:58
I heard the Raelians were just a fancy swingers club, is this true? There are some mighty attractive ladies involved with them that I have seen :o :D .

But what the heck was the 'Elohim' thinking when they gave you guys your combined swastika/star of david symbol?????????
Talk about offensive to the extreme&#33; <_<

http://www.mirf.ru/Articles/4/878/raelian_symbol1s.jpg

Atlas Swallowed
13th March 2006, 13:32
Rael is an ex musician and a con-man. Can you not see that he is just blowing smoke up your ass for control, attention and to get laid. Do you actually believe aliens would choose this clown to represent them? Take a deep breath and think it will do you some good :)

If you guys can really clone humans(sure you can :rolleyes: ) I would like 10 clones of Henry kissenger so I can club them to death. I will take some Hitler, Stalin and Sam Walton clones while you are at it :lol:

bloody_capitalist_sham
13th March 2006, 13:56
HAHA

I swear this was in an episode of stargate one time&#33;


Seriously though, I think this is true, maybe even marx or lenin or mao or George W bush are children of the "Elohim". lol

I swear if these people wrote this stuff as science fiction they would probably make more money, as it sounds like a cool setting for a scifi story.

redstar2000
13th March 2006, 14:13
We laugh now...but, hey, didn&#39;t people laugh at Scientology 50 years ago?

Never underestimate the potential of a load of reactionary horseshit&#33; :angry:

http://www.websmileys.com/sm/cool/223.gif

Niall
13th March 2006, 15:08
Originally posted by [email protected] 13 2006, 04:32 AM
HUMAN SCIENTISTS FROM ANOTHER PLANET CREATED ALL LIFE ON EARTH USING DNA.

Traces of this epic masterpiece of creation can be found in all religious writings and traditions. It is to them that Moses, Jesus, Buddha and Mohammed referred. It is now time to welcome them.


WHAT HAPPENED?

On the 13th of December 1973, French journalist Rael was contacted by a visitor from another planet, and asked to establish an Embassy to welcome these people back to Earth.

The extra-terrestrial human being was a little over four feet tall, had long dark hair, almond shaped eyes, olive skin, and exuded harmony and humor. Rael recently described him by saying quite simply, "If he were to walk down a street in Japan, he would not even be noticed." In other words, they look like us, and we look like them. In fact, we were created "in their image" as explained in the Bible.

He told Rael that:

"We were the ones who designed all life on earth"
"You mistook us for gods"
"We were at the origin of your main religions"
"Now that you are mature enough to understand this,we would like to enter official contact through an embassy"

THE MESSAGES

The messages dictated to Rael explain that life on Earth is not the result of random evolution, nor the work of a supernatural &#39;God&#39;. It is a deliberate creation, using DNA, by a scientifically advanced people who made human beings literally "in their image" -- what one can call "scientific creationism." References to these scientists and their work, as well as to their symbol of infinity, can be found in the ancient texts of many cultures. For example, in Genesis, the Biblical account of Creation, the word "Elohim" has been mistranslated as the singular word "God", but it is actually a plural word which means "those who came from the sky", and the singular is "Eloha" (also known as "Allah"). Indigenous cultures all over the world remember these "gods" who came from the sky, including natives of Africa (Dogon, Twa, etc.), America, Asia, Australia, and Europe.

Leaving our humanity to progress by itself, the Elohim nevertheless maintained contact with us via prophets including Buddha, Moses, Mohammed, etc., all specially chosen and educated by them. The role of the prophets was to progressively educate humanity through the Messages they taught, each adapted to the culture and level of understanding at the time. They were also to leave traces of the Elohim so that we would be able to recognize them as our Creators and fellow human beings when we had advanced enough scientifically to understand them. Jesus, whose father was an Eloha, was given the task of spreading these messages throughout the world in preparation for this crucial time in which we are now privileged to live: the predicted Age Of Revelation.

And most important of all, download and read the free e-book, "Intelligent Design - Message from the Designers" the book which will revolutionize your thinking, transform your life and which is already changing the world.

For more information visit http://www.rael.org and discover the truth about our origins.
WTF?

Orthodox Marxist
13th March 2006, 15:14
Trash this piece of shit this guy has posted the same advertisement at another forum I post at. I like how the Raelians claimed to have cloned a child on national television yet refused to produce the results.

Don't Change Your Name
13th March 2006, 16:22
Fuck, I should start my own religion one of these days...

Eoin Dubh
13th March 2006, 16:25
Yes....but........The Laydeeeeezz :wub:

http://www.nriassociation.com/BeliveITorNOT/Pictures/1-11/7-Raelian%20women%20march%20in%20Santa%20Monica,%20C alifornia.jpg

Must .....fight.......letcherous ....hornymale.....temptation......aarrrgghh :wacko:

Dyst
13th March 2006, 19:35
HUMAN SCIENTISTS FROM ANOTHER PLANET CREATED ALL LIFE ON EARTH USING DNA.

Traces of this epic masterpiece of creation can be found in all religious writings and traditions. It is to them that Moses, Jesus, Buddha and Mohammed referred. It is now time to welcome them.


WHAT HAPPENED?

On the 13th of December 1973, French journalist Rael was contacted by a visitor from another planet, and asked to establish an Embassy to welcome these people back to Earth.

The extra-terrestrial human being was a little over four feet tall, had long dark hair, almond shaped eyes, olive skin, and exuded harmony and humor. Rael recently described him by saying quite simply, "If he were to walk down a street in Japan, he would not even be noticed." In other words, they look like us, and we look like them. In fact, we were created "in their image" as explained in the Bible.

He told Rael that:

"We were the ones who designed all life on earth"
"You mistook us for gods"
"We were at the origin of your main religions"
"Now that you are mature enough to understand this,we would like to enter official contact through an embassy"

THE MESSAGES

The messages dictated to Rael explain that life on Earth is not the result of random evolution, nor the work of a supernatural &#39;God&#39;. It is a deliberate creation, using DNA, by a scientifically advanced people who made human beings literally "in their image" -- what one can call "scientific creationism." References to these scientists and their work, as well as to their symbol of infinity, can be found in the ancient texts of many cultures. For example, in Genesis, the Biblical account of Creation, the word "Elohim" has been mistranslated as the singular word "God", but it is actually a plural word which means "those who came from the sky", and the singular is "Eloha" (also known as "Allah"). Indigenous cultures all over the world remember these "gods" who came from the sky, including natives of Africa (Dogon, Twa, etc.), America, Asia, Australia, and Europe.

Leaving our humanity to progress by itself, the Elohim nevertheless maintained contact with us via prophets including Buddha, Moses, Mohammed, etc., all specially chosen and educated by them. The role of the prophets was to progressively educate humanity through the Messages they taught, each adapted to the culture and level of understanding at the time. They were also to leave traces of the Elohim so that we would be able to recognize them as our Creators and fellow human beings when we had advanced enough scientifically to understand them. Jesus, whose father was an Eloha, was given the task of spreading these messages throughout the world in preparation for this crucial time in which we are now privileged to live: the predicted Age Of Revelation.

And most important of all, download and read the free e-book, "Intelligent Design - Message from the Designers" the book which will revolutionize your thinking, transform your life and which is already changing the world.

For more information visit http://www.rael.org and discover the truth about our origins.

Ok. I now believe in this.


Anyways, "Rael" kinda reminds me Superman&#33; Ka&#39;el or something&#33; Hehe. This again reminds me of this funny joke:

"If on a job interview, you are asked what&#39;s your biggest weakness? Stare them in the eye and respond with "Kryptonite." You won&#39;t get the job but they&#39;ll have a story they can tell to their friends."

Nothing Human Is Alien
13th March 2006, 19:59
They changed their logo.. used to be the one of the left, but they made it the one on the right in 1991.

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/3/31/Raelian_symbols.png/800px-Raelian_symbols.png

Lord Testicles
14th March 2006, 19:07
I havent heard so much shit in all my life.

That new logo hurts my eyes.

encephalon
15th March 2006, 12:07
Their previous logo is possibly one of the most contradictive and simultaneously most offensive symbols I&#39;ve seen in a while.