Larissa
14th March 2003, 11:54
A British doctor says, "Medicine in my country is so
advanced that we can take a kidney out of one man put
it in another and have him looking for work in six
weeks."
A German doctor says, "That's nothing. We can take a
lung out of one person put it in another and have him
looking for work in four weeks."
A Russian doctor says, "In my country medicine is so
advanced we can take half a heart out of one person
put it in another and have them both looking for work
in two weeks."
The American doctor, not to be outdone, says, "You
guys are way behind. We just took a man with no brain
out of Texas, put him in the White House, and now half
the country is looking for work, and the other half
preparing for war."
advanced that we can take a kidney out of one man put
it in another and have him looking for work in six
weeks."
A German doctor says, "That's nothing. We can take a
lung out of one person put it in another and have him
looking for work in four weeks."
A Russian doctor says, "In my country medicine is so
advanced we can take half a heart out of one person
put it in another and have them both looking for work
in two weeks."
The American doctor, not to be outdone, says, "You
guys are way behind. We just took a man with no brain
out of Texas, put him in the White House, and now half
the country is looking for work, and the other half
preparing for war."