Funny Quotes...

[CheViveToday]

Here are some funny quotes from the "Perspectives" page of this weeks "Newsweek" magazine. They effectively display the stupidity of the conservatives.

"You people are some of the most disgusting examples of a waste of protoplasm I've ever had the displeasure to hear about."-Country singer Charlie Daniels, in an open letter to Hollywood celebrities opposed to the war with Iraq.

"I pray for peace. I pray for peace."-President George W. Bush, while preparing the country for the possibility of imminent military action against Iraq.

"I would like to say I did. I don't believe we do. But I do have a miniature dachshund named Reggie, who looks out for us."-Secretary of Defense Donald Rumsfeld, on whether he has duct tape, plastic sheeting, and a three-day supply of bottled water at home.

[Hate Your State]

ROFL, did Rumsfeld say that?

[Disgustipated]

Rumsfeld is goddamned insane.

[Angie]

In the spirit of Dubya, may Rumsfeld choke on his own foot. :)

[deimos]

I don't know why, but I like this Rumsfeld guy. his politics are terrible, his ideology also, but despite his ideology he seems to be a nice guy in normal life.(not like dick cheney...)

[Larissa]

I guess Cheney is the most insane of the three of them (Bushydumb, Rumsfeld & Co.)

"Sad damn" war....

[deimos]

I think that Bush is something like a salesman. He sells the policy of rumsfeld & Co. He's like the average american: uneducated, uninformed(thats not racism, its a well known fact that the american school system is bad)...the americans trust him, because he's as stupid as they are.

btw: In 1990, Cheney was the only member of the administration who was against the liberation of Nelson Mandela...

[Lefty]

When I read that, I laughed. Our country is run by idiots, nazis and madmen. I want out of this insane fucking reality.

[chamo]

Rumsfeld is probably the worst of the lot. The Bad, the worst, and the goddam ugly.

Hearing quotes like this from people of absolute power of the world's richest and most powerful nation really makes my day.

[Anonymous]

you call THAT funny?

nononononononon

Nikita´s quotes ARE funny... those are just pathetic:

"Don't you have a machine that puts food into the mouth and pushes it down? "

"Whether you like it or not history is on our side, we will bury you!"

"I once said, "We will bury you," and I got into trouble with it. Of course we will not bury you with a shovel. Your own working class will bury you. "

"I want to talk to these people because they stay in power and you change all the time. "

"I'll step on your corns any time I want. " (probably speaking with Reagan :D)

"If you cannot catch a bird of paradise, better take a wet hen. "

"Politicians are the same all over. They promise to build a bridge even where there is no river. "

"Support by United States rulers is rather in the nature of the support that the rope gives to a hanged man. "

"The main difference for the history of the world if I had been shot rather than Kennedy is that Onassis probably wouldn't have married Mrs Khrushchev. "

"We say the name of God, but that is only habit. "

"When you are skinning your customers, you should leave some skin on to heal, so that you can skin them again. "

And now more seriously:

"I worked at a factory owned by Germans, at coal pits owned by Frenchmen, and at a chemical plant owned by Belgians. There I discovered something about capitalists. They are all alike, whatever the nationality. All they wanted from me was the most work for the least money that kept me alive. So I became a Communist."

"The more bombers, the less room for doves of peace. "

"Rockets are the weapons of imperialist aggressors, not the weapons of the peace-loving U.S.S.R.,"

"If the Russians are so oppressed, how could Russian talent be so creative?"



http://www.time.com/time/special/moy/1957.html

[CheViveToday]

Quote: from Hate Your State on 11:52 pm on Mar. 11, 2003
ROFL, did Rumsfeld say that?

If Newsweek printed that and it was false, they would be getting sued right now, so yes I believe he must have said that.

[Subcomandante Marcos]

deimos...do you think the US school system sucks ?? jajaja you must be kidding. Latinamerican system sucks !!!

it sucks mainly because there is not one !!, the Goverment doesn't care about public education.

Its a fact that 60 percent of the youth population does not go to school and the kids who go, go to shitholes, they dont learn anything and are harrased

now this is some bright future !!

[CheViveToday]

You are right. Although when it comes to education in Latin America, there is one bright star. Cuba.

[deimos]

We have an exchange student from argentina in our school, she told me how "school" is in argentina...

[Felicia]

Quote: from deimos on 6:20 am on Mar. 13, 2003
We have an exchange student from argentina in our school, she told me how "school" is in argentina...
UGH, I've heard about latin american schools, oh boy.....shameful, just shameful...... :(

anarchist....... nice stuff :biggrin:

(Edited by felicia at 10:21 am on Mar. 13, 2003)