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Larissa
1st March 2003, 13:21
http://www.marchtowar.com/

"1.. Blood for oil? You bet!
While the rest of the country eagerly anticipates war with Iraq, one lucky soul will reap the benefits right away. That's right, we're giving away free gasoline to the winner of our Baghdad Bonanza Betting pool. So
fire up the S.U.V. - it won't be long now!

Here's how it works:
1.. Players guess when the war will finally begin.
2.. Each guess requires a $5 donation.
3.. The player with the winning guess (closest to actual start of hostilities) will receive prepaid gas cards valued at 20% of the total pool.

The remainder will be donated to humanitarian organizations helping Iraqi civilian casualties."

By the way, humanitarian organizations are currently being bought off by the U.S. government. A big plan is underway to ensure that henceforth the U.S. wages major wars and controls the "humanitarian" efforts that accompany them. Humanitarian organizations that try to assert their independence will pay a heavy price. Complaints about torture and legal niceties are to be
kept to a minimum.

Welcome to Pax Americana. I fear it'll be with us for many decades to come.

革命者
1st March 2003, 14:50
Quote: from Larissa on 2:21 pm on Mar. 1, 2003
http://www.marchtowar.com/

"1.. Blood for oil? You bet!
While the rest of the country eagerly anticipates war with Iraq, one lucky soul will reap the benefits right away. That's right, we're giving away free gasoline to the winner of our Baghdad Bonanza Betting pool. So
fire up the S.U.V. - it won't be long now!

Here's how it works:
1.. Players guess when the war will finally begin.
2.. Each guess requires a $5 donation.
3.. The player with the winning guess (closest to actual start of hostilities) will receive prepaid gas cards valued at 20% of the total pool.

The remainder will be donated to humanitarian organizations helping Iraqi civilian casualties."

By the way, humanitarian organizations are currently being bought off by the U.S. government. A big plan is underway to ensure that henceforth the U.S. wages major wars and controls the "humanitarian" efforts that accompany them. Humanitarian organizations that try to assert their independence will pay a heavy price. Complaints about torture and legal niceties are to be
kept to a minimum.

Welcome to Pax Americana. I fear it'll be with us for many decades to come.


LOL!!!:cheesy::cheesy::cheesy:

(Edit in: "ELIGIBILITY
Players may make as many guesses as they would like; however, each guess costs $5. This pool is currently available only to residents of Massachusetts. Non-residents may donate to the pool and participate in the game, however, they will not be eligible to win any prize. If you are a nonresident interested in making this game available in your state, and you are affiliated with a registered nonprofit agency, please contact us. Members of the United States military or the National Security Agency and children below the age of 13 are prohibited from participating. ")

(Edited by Scotty at 3:53 pm on Mar. 1, 2003)

革命者
1st March 2003, 14:58
Members of (..) the National Security Agency (..) are prohibited from participating.[/b]
oh, bugger me!:biggrin:

(Edited by Scotty at 3:59 pm on Mar. 1, 2003)

Corvus Corax
1st March 2003, 15:10
What will they think of next

Larissa
1st March 2003, 15:41
I bet they'll manage to think something even worse...

Larissa
2nd March 2003, 01:23
Quote: from Scotty on 11:58 am on Mar. 1, 2003

Members of (..) the National Security Agency (..) are prohibited from participating.
oh, bugger me!:biggrin:

(Edited by Scotty at 3:59 pm on Mar. 1, 2003)
[/b]:biggrin: I propose we ask Malte to open a humor section, this things can't be overlooked!

Hey, Scotty, thanks for adding my wording to your signature, :smile: !!

Larissa
2nd March 2003, 01:24
Oh, BTW, I forgot my sarcastic comment of the day:
Yeah, all Muslims are terrorists. And there's no difference between religious fundamentalists and secularist pseudo-socialists. And they all ride camels. I forgot. This is about the same level of analysis as the
snowstorms that prove there's no global warming.
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