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Marat

29th October 2005, 16:40

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Benny_hinn#Controversies

And another preacher preaches Second Coming of Christ will come to pass at 2018.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jack_Van_Impe

Sir Aunty Christ

29th October 2005, 17:01

I thought everyone knew that was an imposter who fell off that stage a few years ago.

I bet this guy Hinn charges a shitload to attend his meetings too.

Wanted Man

29th October 2005, 17:13

Ooh, at first I read Benny Hill! :lol:

bolshevik butcher

29th October 2005, 17:22

Why is this in politics? Shouldnt this be in oi or something, i mean who cares what he thinks, really.

Clutch

30th October 2005, 01:07

"A world dictator is coming on the scene. My! He's a short man. He's a short man. I see a short man who's a perfect incarnation of Satan. [speaks in tongues] Never in my life have I had anything happen like what's happening to me now! 'This man will rule the world. In the next few years you will see him. But not long after that you will see Me.'"

Orlando Christian Center, Dec. 31, 1989

George W. Bush!!! :lol: Fucking love it! :D

Xvall

30th October 2005, 01:40

Nothing will happen in 2018 because in 2012 we will be eaten by two black holes at the same time.

Tekun

30th October 2005, 10:54

^Either that, or the space-time continuum will break and we'll all be sucked into the oblivion that is.....The Twilight Zone? :rolleyes:

metalero

30th October 2005, 12:35

Originally posted by [email protected] 30 2005, 06:38 AM
^Either that, or the space-time continuum will break and we'll all be sucked into the oblivion that is.....The Twilight Zone? :rolleyes:
:lol: :lol:

Xvall

30th October 2005, 21:00

Go fuck thyself.

Nothing Human Is Alien

30th October 2005, 21:26

I would hope I wouldn't have to be subjected to these type of nonsensical theories here. This is no better than religion and determinism, acting as if, no matter what we do, we're fucked anyway. Very leftist. <_<

Amusing Scrotum

30th October 2005, 21:42

"The Spirit tells me Fidel Castro will die in the 90's. Oh my! Some will try to kill him and they will not succeed. But there will come a change in his physical health, and he will not stay in power, and Cuba will be visited of God."
Orlando Christian Center, Dec. 31, 1989.

I heard a lot of Cubans' were really pissed when they weren't visited by God. They'd prepared a buffet and everything. :lol:

novemba

30th October 2005, 21:51

Bush isn't short.

Commie Rat

2nd November 2005, 08:50

he wasn't talking about hight

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