The Cheap Date Ideas Thread

[bed_of_nails]

Please post your cheap (preferably romantic though) date ideas here:

[Livetrueordie]

camping,
picnic,
animal shelter(go play with the dogs and kittens for awhile)

[Pawn Power]

Walking is good; around the city, in a park, near a lake or beach, ect...
Sneaking into movies is cheap too. Make dinner or something. Go spraypainting or stenciling.

[which doctor]

Originally posted by [email protected] 3 2005, 05:49 PM
animal shelter(go play with the dogs and kittens for awhile)
Those animals are often abused and not the kind you want to play with


Anyways walking around in a new place and exploring a new part of a city is always fun and interesting for a date.

[C_Rasmussen]

Go to the local YMCA for a swim though around where I live its $10 to get in so its not too cheap =/

[STI]

Don't go to the Y. It's a massive sketchfest. I've worked there as a lifeguard. You don't want what's in that water, especially not on a date.

Go grocery shopping with her. You can start talking about how some foods are special to you because they remind you of a time (or series of times, that's even better) when you were little with your extended family or something. It's a gold mine.

[Livetrueordie]

Those animals are often abused and not the kind you want to play with not where i live.

[danny android]

Go on a hike or a walk around town or swim at a state park with a lake or river or something. Outdoorsy stuff is always fun.

[Organic Revolution]

set uup a sieries of notes around the town and at the end of her following the notes, be there with dinner waiting.

[which doctor]

Originally posted by [email protected] 3 2005, 10:03 PM

Those animals are often abused and not the kind you want to play with not where i live.
I had to do some service hours there and a lot of the animals are either strays or abused. Some of the abused are very mean animals and are very unstable around humans.

[pedro san pedro]

a camping stove, pasta, cheese, pesto and wine on top of a hill with a nice view. bring a battery powered stereo and a picnic blanket and have dinner at sunset.

[Led Zeppelin]

Find a place where no one is and just be together.

[STI]

You could always fuck in the woods or something.

[Patchy]

Originally posted by [email protected] 5 2005, 07:07 PM
You could always fuck in the woods or something.
Yeah, don't have to pay for a hotel room that way. Much more interesting too.

[STI]

Especially if you're an exhibitionist. Critters love to stare.

[Patchy]

Hell yeah. The list keeps growing people!

Fuck in the woods!

I think on a rooftop covers "Something" as well. No one can really see you, and it beats a bed anytime.

THeres an old tim hortons on the main drag here, and they have one of those cages around the ladder so you can't climb it. Nothing stopping you from climbing the cage though (I just have to lift my leg and I can use the padlock as a foothold). I got my friends good from up there. Jumped down on them while they walked past :ph34r: :ph34r: :ph34r:

[Xvall]

Go to open wakes and snack of the stuff there and mingle.

Engage in sexual intercourse in the confession booths at a church.

[C_Rasmussen]

Originally posted by [email protected] 4 2005, 02:35 AM
Don't go to the Y. It's a massive sketchfest. I've worked there as a lifeguard. You don't want what's in that water, especially not on a date.


Whats wrong with the water at the Y? j/w

[bed_of_nails]

I think this would make a good sticky.

[American_Trotskyist]

I like the confession booth idea, but the cheapest date I have ever had is this:
Cook diner at your apartment, anything will work as long as it looks like you cooked it. Then watch whatever the hell movie you have, then during that movie just go into the oral phase. After that you just have to walk a few feet to your bed. That is how I do it when I don't get my paycheck

[rioters bloc]

on my very very very first date we walked to harvey norman and played video games for a coupla hours. later he told me he'd wanted to hold my hand while we were walking but poor oblivious me was hugging a soccer ball to my chest with both arms.

i tend to just walk a lot, wherever. the guy im kinda seeing now also has a bike so we might ride together instead ;)

i cant remember the last time i spent money on a date, unless it was getting a drink or some junk food during it.

whoever said graffiti, thats dope. i also like just chilling out to music. or recording music.

going to rallies/blockading/sabotaging/occupying/anything like that is fun and sexually exciting as well :D unless you get arrested. then again, if you both get arrested, that could be fun and kinky, if you were in the same holding cell. and its free, too. unless youre charged and fined. and i spose you do have to pay like a $95 court fee regardless. so it might end up being an expensive date.

[Organic Revolution]

Originally posted by [email protected] 5 2005, 10:03 PM
I think this would make a good sticky.
i will sticky it if it goes over 40 posts.

[Black Dagger]

going to rallies/blockading/sabotaging/occupying/anything like that is fun and sexually exciting as well unless you get arrested. then again, if you both get arrested, that could be fun and kinky, if you were in the same holding cell

Hahahah, you're so dirty :lol: I love it!

Oh, and wouldn't they keep you in different cells? :(

[TC]

making out on a dock overlooking a city harbor at night...mmmmmmm

[STI]

Originally posted by C_Rasmussen+Oct 6 2005, 04:00 AM--> (C_Rasmussen @ Oct 6 2005, 04:00 AM)
[email protected] 4 2005, 02:35 AM
Don't go to the Y. It's a massive sketchfest. I've worked there as a lifeguard. You don't want what's in that water, especially not on a date.


Whats wrong with the water at the Y? j/w [/b]
Because it's fucking filthy with kids' boogars and so full of chemicals that you'll turn into a Spider Man bad guy.

[novemba]

theres nothin romantic about fuckin in the woods...youre just fuckin


set uup a sieries of notes around the town and at the end of her following the notes, be there with dinner waiting.

i think if you did that to anyone theyd fall in love with you on the spot...shit OR i just fell in love with you reading that :blush: :blink: :lol:

parking decks are good vantage points, easily accesible on foot, and if you go at the right time no one will be in em...have a picnic up there with the great view or somethin

[novemba]

or...

HIT THE CLUB NICKUH





...eh hem.

[Thomas]

Originally posted by STI+Oct 6 2005, 09:07 PM--> (STI @ Oct 6 2005, 09:07 PM)
Originally posted by [email protected] 6 2005, 04:00 AM

[email protected] 4 2005, 02:35 AM
Don't go to the Y. It's a massive sketchfest. I've worked there as a lifeguard. You don't want what's in that water, especially not on a date.


Whats wrong with the water at the Y? j/w
Because it's fucking filthy with kids' boogars and so full of chemicals that you'll turn into a Spider Man bad guy. [/b]
See now I wanna try that water. Who wouldn't want to be Rhyno.

Sort out those police ranks for one.

[bed_of_nails]

Find a nice dark place, set up a blanket and teach some astronomy if you know it.

[TC]

...has anyone actually fucked in the woods cause...i'd imagine that it would be increadibly messy, uncomfortable, and you'd feel like shit afterwards and during.

...in an open grassy field wouldn't be so bad...as long as the grass was thick and not wet.

[Mujer Libre]

Originally posted by [email protected] 6 2005, 11:24 PM
...has anyone actually fucked in the woods cause...i'd imagine that it would be increadibly messy, uncomfortable, and you'd feel like shit afterwards and during.

...in an open grassy field wouldn't be so bad...as long as the grass was thick and not wet.
I think the key to romance is not thinking about it too much. :P
It's like sex on the beach- I mean... you'd get sand in ALL the wrong places!

Lounging around in a park on a nice day is great, and you can take a little picnic as well. If you both play instruments you can jam together, and I'm a fan of lying on the couch watching DVD's. (or cricket, but thats just me...)

[bed_of_nails]

Never have sex in the water. Horrible lubricant. Its like masturbating with sandpaper.

[Nothing Human Is Alien]

Ive fucked in the woods.. good times..

In NY, people smoke weed in the parts then get oral.. pretty inexpensive.

[Eastside Revolt]

OE and party cups on a park bench.

:lol:

[Snitza]

Originally posted by [email protected] 6 2005, 11:24 PM
...has anyone actually fucked in the woods cause...i'd imagine that it would be increadibly messy, uncomfortable, and you'd feel like shit afterwards and during.

...in an open grassy field wouldn't be so bad...as long as the grass was thick and not wet.
My girlfriend and I have virtually no place to go to have sex, whatsoever. I'd say about 90% of the times we've fucked it's been either in a public place or outdoors. We have all of our "spots" in a local cemetary, in the woods, in dark alleys, at friends' houses...almost anywhere but our own places! :D

I've got to warn you, though...the woods and grassy areas are not that great. Right now I'm covered with bugbites on my legs, arms, head, and face from a couple of days ago(cemetary). This happens all the fucking time, especially if we decide to lay down in the grass or wherever...

B.I.P. = Bed If Possible!

[dopediana]

go to college. it's easy to have cheap dates here. go to a lameass frat party and drink as much beer for as long as you can stand to be around all the idiots present. then go back to the ashtray and hang out and talk. go back to your room and watch a movie or listen to music. and then you can make out. the cost will be $5 which is what the guy pays to get into the party. girls get free beer. and then any additional costs will involve condoms or cigarettes depending on whether you use protection and/or smoke or not.

[RebelOutcast]

So we've got ideas for dates, but how should you ask a guy or girl out?
Any ideas?

[bunk]

do you want to go somewhere together, sometime? meh, i have to try it out

[Goatse]

Originally posted by [email protected] 7 2005, 03:11 AM
Never have sex in the water. Horrible lubricant. Its like masturbating with sandpaper.
Personal experience?

If they're lefties just do something revolutionary like RB said. If they're not, convert them by any means possible. ;)

[Ownthink]

Originally posted by ScottishPinko+Nov 11 2005, 05:30 PM--> (ScottishPinko @ Nov 11 2005, 05:30 PM)
[email protected] 7 2005, 03:11 AM
Never have sex in the water. Horrible lubricant. Its like masturbating with sandpaper.
Personal experience?

If they're lefties just do something revolutionary like RB said. If they're not, convert them by any means possible. ;) [/b]
I've wanked in the water before, it was fucking awesome.



But that's just me.

[bed_of_nails]

Originally posted by ScottishPinko+Nov 11 2005, 03:30 PM--> (ScottishPinko @ Nov 11 2005, 03:30 PM)
[email protected] 7 2005, 03:11 AM
Never have sex in the water. Horrible lubricant. Its like masturbating with sandpaper.
Personal experience?

If they're lefties just do something revolutionary like RB said. If they're not, convert them by any means possible. ;) [/b]
I have had sex in a wide variety of places. In the shower and hot tub were the worst two possibly.

[rioters bloc]

Originally posted by [email protected] 12 2005, 09:30 AM
If they're lefties just do something revolutionary like RB said. If they're not, convert them by any means possible. ;)
as long as you don't die for your cause :P

a few nights ago me and my bf were walking around and we came across an electric substation. we'd just been watching the news and all the stuff around the paris riots, and we got really excited and were like, 'hey let's try and get electrocuted so all our friends can riot for us!'

they would, too :P


ps. no, getting electrocuted is not a good idea for a date. although it is cheap.

[bed_of_nails]

I just realized I am like a sexy Doctor Ruth.

[Qwerty Dvorak]

Originally posted by rioters [email protected] 12 2005, 06:47 AM
ps. no, getting electrocuted is not a good idea for a date. although it is cheap.
tell that to whoever pays for the funeral :P

[Delirium]

I still find the outdoors the biggest aphrodisiac, take a girl for a walk and bring a blanket, some food, and a bottle of booze (your choice). Find a good spot to watch the sunset, have dinner, and do what people do.

But i am still a natureboy, this may not get your jagon all hard.

[rioters bloc]

Originally posted by RedStar1916+Nov 13 2005, 04:13 AM--> (RedStar1916 @ Nov 13 2005, 04:13 AM)
rioters [email protected] 12 2005, 06:47 AM
ps. no, getting electrocuted is not a good idea for a date. although it is cheap.
tell that to whoever pays for the funeral :P [/b]
i would hope that my friends would bury me in a compost heaps :P ;)

[Commie Rat]

i want my ashes to be fired out of a cannon

[Guerrilla22]

A bottle of Smironoff and the back seat of a Kia. Or a bottle of Smironoff and an alley if you don't have a car.

[Freigemachten]

Originally posted by [email protected] 19 2005, 08:40 AM
A bottle of Smironoff and the back seat of a Kia. Or a bottle of Smironoff and an alley if you don't have a car.
I personaly prefer a Civic or a Cavalier, and nix the liquor. Ever been caught in a car G? Thats a fun little time, fuckin pigs, saw them comin tho so didn' get caught doin anything except tresspassing, in a park, a public fuckin park and we got kicked out for trespassing. grr assholes. As to woods and stuff, bad times man, didn' exactly have sex but whatev, it wasn't as fun as you'd think, dirt and leaves and shit everywhere, and not comfortable at all. I usualy have a thing about bein in the open, I don't like it, but in the woods i felt ok about it so that is a minor plus. To ask a girl out, just get to be friends, thats how I got the one I'm with now and we've been together for over a year. We just got to be such good friends that it only made sense to go out cuz except for being physical and exclusive we basicaly were together.

[commie anarchist rebel]

just striaght up movie and dinner at his or her house easy cheap and fun

[Samuel]

making stuff is good, especialy something that is a little messy and not especialy complicated. Chose something that reflects both of your interests but you will not have alot of experience in doing.

Like making his/hers (or his/his, hers/hers) tee shirts. Rev on the chat told me about a method involving fabric ink and making stencels on a pc. Or you could free hand it. Either way, let her design his shirt, and vice versa. It burns time, is fun and cheap.

[pandora]

Going for a walk, number one answer, yes in nature, even if just a park, talking and walking sitting and feeling the other persons presence, talking about the nature of light, reflections on dew.

Hold hands speak the truth, use poetry.

Midnight walks under a harvest moon.

Camping after you get to know one another is excellent, bring lots of padding so you are very comfortable. I use a sky tent so I can see the stars while I sleep and bring lots of bedding so silky warm and comfortable, don't forget the water, and hygiene materials (clothes, toothbrush, wipes)

Swimming in water cool or warm is very velvety against the skin, kissing in water is excellent.

Library stacks favorite make out place.

Could talk for hours over coffee strolling the park. Touching hair, holding hands.

But I am a romantic. More expensive, going to hot tubs or hot springs especially at night when there is snow on the ground and deer. Sharing a glass of wine afterwards lots of eyes.

And the best for fun, dancing, salsa, tango, hip hop, all night, and then making out in the street.

[Wanted Man]

Originally posted by [email protected] 7 2005, 06:14 PM
I've got to warn you, though...the woods and grassy areas are not that great. Right now I'm covered with bugbites on my legs, arms, head, and face from a couple of days ago(cemetary). This happens all the fucking time, especially if we decide to lay down in the grass or wherever...
Whoa, this just reminded me of something... remember those guys who danced and pissed on the graves of Nixon and Reagan? Come to think of it, I'd totally fuck someone while lying on Nixon's grave. Kind of hard for the person lying on the bottom though. :lol:

[Freigemachten]

Originally posted by Matthijs+Jan 9 2006, 01:42 PM--> (Matthijs @ Jan 9 2006, 01:42 PM)
[email protected] 7 2005, 06:14 PM
I've got to warn you, though...the woods and grassy areas are not that great. Right now I'm covered with bugbites on my legs, arms, head, and face from a couple of days ago(cemetary). This happens all the fucking time, especially if we decide to lay down in the grass or wherever...
Whoa, this just reminded me of something... remember those guys who danced and pissed on the graves of Nixon and Reagan? Come to think of it, I'd totally fuck someone while lying on Nixon's grave. Kind of hard for the person lying on the bottom though. :lol: [/b]
I'm reminded of Catch 22, there was a character in the hospital tent that got malaria from having sex on the beach and getting a misquito bite on his ass. He was angry because if the universe "were just" he'd have gotten an std. But the main character, Yossarian had gotten the std. Any way its a good book, read it. NOW!!!!

[Guerrilla22]

If you have a car, drive to the nearest vacant parking lot and head straight to the back seat.

[Led Zeppelin]

Read Tolstoy with her.

Learn Marxist economics with her.

Discuss historical materialism with her.

That's my idea of dream dates.

[STI]

See now I wanna try that water. Who wouldn't want to be Rhyno.

Sort out those police ranks for one.

Sure. Fine, Tom, you can take a girl to the YMCA and get mutated in the fucking pool and be supervillains together. Satisfied?

[Enragé]

Originally posted by Marxism-[email protected] 10 2006, 02:25 PM
Read Tolstoy with her.

Learn Marxist economics with her.

Discuss historical materialism with her.

That's my idea of dream dates.
you're sick


anyway

well

take her to your room, "watch" a dvd

if everything goes well enough you'll hardly see anything of the movie.

[Led Zeppelin]

you're sick

No, I'm not a typical useless teen.

[Organic Revolution]

Originally posted by Marxism-[email protected] 10 2006, 08:25 AM
Read Tolstoy with her.

Learn Marxist economics with her.

Discuss historical materialism with her.

That's my idea of dream dates.
sounds boring.

[which doctor]

Originally posted by Marxism-[email protected] 10 2006, 09:25 AM
Read Tolstoy with her.

Learn Marxist economics with her.

Discuss historical materialism with her.

That's my idea of dream dates.
good luck finding a cute girl to do that with you.

[Led Zeppelin]

good luck finding a cute girl to do that with you.

I don't need luck.


sounds boring.

Not to me.

[Led Zeppelin]

I must reply in length to this thread, it seems that I painted a wrong picture of myself with my first post here.

I of course enjoy many things, when I first posted in this thread and wrote about my dream dates, I was in another emotional state, you see I had just heard of Tolstoy's books and was very into him at the time, I still like to do those stuff, but I of course like many others things as well, here's a list of things I like:

Watching movies
Listening to our favorite music
Kissing
Hugging
Hugging and kissing at the same time
Talking
Making love (better known as having sex)
Taking long walks
Lying together on a grassy hill, looking at the sky, while holding each others hands
Letting her play with my goatee
Watching her sleep
Moving my hands all over her body
Smelling her hair
Holding each other tightly while we sleep together

And so on and so forth...

[Freigemachten]

You got through that Tolstoy phase pretty fuckin fast man, I don't think he wrote a book under 800 pages, so it can't be because you read it all. My guess, you saw the War and Peace and Anna Karenena box set and shat your self.

Seeing all that stuff in print is actualy kinda creepy.

[Led Zeppelin]

Nah, I'm still in the Tolstoy phase, just not in the extreme way as I was before, I still want to read War and Peace and Anna Karenina.

[Fidelbrand]

go to the beach.
go to each other's house for food, for fucks, etc.

[dannie]

if you make love in the woods, just be sure to check yourself for ticks after, they have a habit of biting you where you really don't want them too

[which doctor]

I would enjoy a date on the ski slopes. Teaching the girl how to ski and holding hands and kissing on the ski lift. That is my dream date, but it isn't cheap.

[Donnie]

Please post your cheap (preferably romantic though) date ideas here:
Take her/him to the pub or a bar for a drink, thats what I did with my last girlfriend then take her/him back to yours for a dvd afterwards but don't bother with the films that need you to concentrate alot because lets face it the dvd's only there for you to hide those ackward moments of silence when your brain goes blank.

The bar or pubs a good idea because you can drink and both of you can loosen your self up and its easier to chat and also you get a bit of privacy because the last thing you want is for you&#39;re mates to be around and start doing sex gestures at you when him/her has their back to them. <_<

Another way to have a cheap date and expect know ones thought of this is to let him/her pay for you thats really cheap for you.

[Samuel]

Originally posted by Fist of [email protected] 11 2006, 09:51 PM
I would enjoy a date on the ski slopes. Teaching the girl how to ski and holding hands and kissing on the ski lift. That is my dream date, but it isn&#39;t cheap.
Word. Skiing is easily the best thing period, but yeah, it gets expensive. What with the lift tickets and the rentals for those who dont own and the overpriced food and the drinks apres-ski, it can be 150 bucks that you shell out. Yeah, not a cheap date at all.

[BuyOurEverything]

I have had sex in a wide variety of places. In the shower and hot tub were the worst two possibly.

Personally, I found the shower a very good place, however you&#39;re dead on about the hottub or any other body of water. If you&#39;re drunk it&#39;s not that bad, but girls I&#39;ve been with have told me that it hurts like hell for them, so probably a bad idea.

Also, I would like to affirm that having sex in the woods is terrible. One of those things that sounds lovely and romantic but in actuality is dirty, uncomfortable, and results in bug bites. In fact I would go so far as to say that anyone who has advocated it has never had it.


Ever been caught in a car?

Haha, good times. That happened to me and my girlfriend once. At first we just thought it was some assholes pulling up to fuck in the same place we were, but realized it was cops just in time to get our clothes on, but not to make it back up to the front seat. So the cop comes up and knocks on the front window, and I open the back door and we&#39;re both just sitting there. Fuck I hate cops. On the other hand, getting paid to go around and fuck with kids would be kind of a cool job. If you were a bastard.

Anyways, cheap dates. Walks in the park are great. Walks in the park with a bottle or two of wine are even better. Walks in the park with a bottle or two of wine and a couple bags of mushrooms are by far the best. Also, watching porn and fucking. But that&#39;s probably a no go if it&#39;s a first date.

[Entrails Konfetti]

Originally posted by [email protected] 3 2005, 10:33 PM
Please post your cheap (preferably romantic though) date ideas here:
Tell her your wallet went through the wash.

[1984]

Honestly, most of the ideas posted seemed pretty cheap (lame) instead of cheap (inexpensive).

:rolleyes:

[apathy maybe]

Make dinner.

Make chocolate icecream.
Get 500ml (or so maybe 600) of cream (just cream if possible)
Get 500g chocolate (good quality)
If you want get some eggs or egg yolks (free range, organic, vegetarian)

Melt the chocolate
Wipe the cream
Beat the eggs
Combine
Freeze

Every now and again for a few hours rebeat the mix (if you can be bothered)

Make sure that it is not too hard to eat

Eat



To pick up. I’ll tell a joke for you.
There was this guy right. He walks into a bar and sits next to the this pretty women. And takes a frog out of his pocket and says “this is Charlie, he’s a special frog”.
The women asks what is so special, the guy refuses to say, but when pressed says “he eats pussy”. The women slaps him down and calls him a “dirty basted”. He protests that it is true. Eventually they work out that Charlie will demonstrate.

They go somewhere. She arranges herself, and Charlie is placed in the position. And sits there. After pleading with the frog, the guy puts it out of the way and says “Look Charlie, I’m only going to show you one last time”.

Or you could just go up to someone and ask them if they want to fuck.

[which doctor]

Do vegetarians eat eggs? I&#39;m sure vegans don&#39;t.

[apathy maybe]

Vegans do not eat any animal products. Including honey and eggs. Vegetarians as I count them, do not eat meat or fish. Nor products derived from them. But eggs (from vegetarian feed, free range, organic hens), milk (from well treated cows or goats or whatever) and milk products are fine. As is honey.

As I am not a vegan, I will happily eat my icecream. (Should really use fair trade chocolate.)

[Samuel]

Originally posted by [email protected] 10 2006, 10:05 PM
take her to your room, "watch" a dvd

if everything goes well enough you&#39;ll hardly see anything of the movie.
thats my favorite technique, never fails

[Enragé]

Originally posted by Samuel+Mar 1 2006, 01:21 AM--> (Samuel @ Mar 1 2006, 01:21 AM)
[email protected] 10 2006, 10:05 PM
take her to your room, "watch" a dvd

if everything goes well enough you&#39;ll hardly see anything of the movie.
thats my favorite technique, never fails [/b]
exactly :)

and its like what, 3-4 dollars.

Only drawback is that you have to have a dvd player, now you could also ask her to watch some tv with you but thats kinda suspicious, especially when its like daytime and there is jack shit on tv.

[TC]

Actually i think watching DVDs stuff has kindof ruined it as a legitimate cheap date idea, because then if a guy you&#39;re dating but not physical with legitimately wants to watch a DVD, you assume he&#39;s making one of the lamest attempts to get you into bed...making him seem lame.

Are there actually circumstances where watching dvds justs means watching dvds? I&#39;ve been out twice with this guy, haven&#39;t kissed or anything and he hasn&#39;t made any direct moves and he&#39;s not very flirty, really to the point where i&#39;m not sure if he actually wants to go out just be friends, but he keeps bugging me to go over to his place to watch DVDs. When my ex-bf would suggest watching a &#39;dvd&#39; we never really watched more than the first third of it; but obviously we were already physical and all so nearly any date idea would have turned out the same way. But if you haven&#39;t even kissed let alone made out do you think that it might just really be a cheaper alternative to see a film rather then a lame attempt to set up a situation to fool around? Has anyone set up a date to watch DVDs with someone they basically just met and meant actually watch a DVD, or heard of their friends doing that?

[somebodywhowantedtoleaveandnotcomeback]

Most likely he&#39;ll want to make out with you; watching a DVD together in a cosy armchair, with no-one around, seems like a perfect opportunity. There is of course still a chance he just wants to be friends, but I&#39;d say the odds are more to the making out thing.

[Comrade Corinna]

I would say planning/starting/joining the Revolution would be my ideal date&#33;

[Entrails Konfetti]

Originally posted by apathy [email protected] 28 2006, 06:33 AM
To pick up. I’ll tell a joke for you.
There was this guy right. He walks into a bar and sits next to the this pretty women. And takes a frog out of his pocket and says “this is Charlie, he’s a special frog”.
The women asks what is so special, the guy refuses to say, but when pressed says “he eats pussy”. The women slaps him down and calls him a “dirty basted”. He protests that it is true. Eventually they work out that Charlie will demonstrate.

I doubt most women find it to be most exciting for a frog to perform the act of cunnilingus on them.

For one thing its a fucking frog, and another thing that frogs tounge catches bugs.

Unless you&#39;re talking about Miss Piggie and Kermit the Frog, then thats another story.

[Commie Rat]

throwing shit at people house, wandering the streets, circle pitting together
w/e suits

[comrade_james]

Originally posted by [email protected] 10 2006, 07:38 PM
you&#39;re sick


anyway

well

take her to your room, "watch" a dvd

if everything goes well enough you&#39;ll hardly see anything of the movie.
thats worked for me several times

[bezdomni]

Originally posted by [email protected] 3 2006, 11:51 PM
Actually i think watching DVDs stuff has kindof ruined it as a legitimate cheap date idea, because then if a guy you&#39;re dating but not physical with legitimately wants to watch a DVD, you assume he&#39;s making one of the lamest attempts to get you into bed...making him seem lame.

Are there actually circumstances where watching dvds justs means watching dvds? I&#39;ve been out twice with this guy, haven&#39;t kissed or anything and he hasn&#39;t made any direct moves and he&#39;s not very flirty, really to the point where i&#39;m not sure if he actually wants to go out just be friends, but he keeps bugging me to go over to his place to watch DVDs. When my ex-bf would suggest watching a &#39;dvd&#39; we never really watched more than the first third of it; but obviously we were already physical and all so nearly any date idea would have turned out the same way. But if you haven&#39;t even kissed let alone made out do you think that it might just really be a cheaper alternative to see a film rather then a lame attempt to set up a situation to fool around? Has anyone set up a date to watch DVDs with someone they basically just met and meant actually watch a DVD, or heard of their friends doing that?
I have seriously watched movies with my girlfriend and not made out or anything.

Those were the days I forgot to take my viagra.... :blush:

[An archist]

Well, there&#39;s a park here around, it&#39;s pretty large, you can&#39;t be spotted when you&#39;re inside and there&#39;s a swimming pool for kids (about 1m deep) at daytime it&#39;s usually crowded with kids and their parents and it&#39;s annoying, but at nighttime there&#39;s no-one there, the fences are very easy to climb, you can even jump over them. What&#39;s more romantic, cheap AND exciting then skinny dipping at night where you&#39;re not supposed to? :lol:

[TC]

Originally posted by clownpenisanarchy+Jul 3 2006, 04:49 AM--> (clownpenisanarchy @ Jul 3 2006, 04:49 AM)
[email protected] 3 2006, 11:51 PM
Actually i think watching DVDs stuff has kindof ruined it as a legitimate cheap date idea, because then if a guy you&#39;re dating but not physical with legitimately wants to watch a DVD, you assume he&#39;s making one of the lamest attempts to get you into bed...making him seem lame.

Are there actually circumstances where watching dvds justs means watching dvds? I&#39;ve been out twice with this guy, haven&#39;t kissed or anything and he hasn&#39;t made any direct moves and he&#39;s not very flirty, really to the point where i&#39;m not sure if he actually wants to go out just be friends, but he keeps bugging me to go over to his place to watch DVDs. When my ex-bf would suggest watching a &#39;dvd&#39; we never really watched more than the first third of it; but obviously we were already physical and all so nearly any date idea would have turned out the same way. But if you haven&#39;t even kissed let alone made out do you think that it might just really be a cheaper alternative to see a film rather then a lame attempt to set up a situation to fool around? Has anyone set up a date to watch DVDs with someone they basically just met and meant actually watch a DVD, or heard of their friends doing that?
I have seriously watched movies with my girlfriend and not made out or anything.

Those were the days I forgot to take my viagra.... :blush: [/b]
mmm since someone bumped the cheap-dates thread again, lol, i "watched a dvd" with this guy yesterday and he&#39;s like...a really really bad kisser...like...the worst i&#39;ve made out with by far...is there any polite non-ego-crushing way to tell someone what they&#39;re doing wrong?

[C_Rasmussen]

Originally posted by TragicClown+Jul 7 2006, 04:06 PM--> (TragicClown @ Jul 7 2006, 04:06 PM)
Originally posted by [email protected] 3 2006, 04:49 AM

[email protected] 3 2006, 11:51 PM
Actually i think watching DVDs stuff has kindof ruined it as a legitimate cheap date idea, because then if a guy you&#39;re dating but not physical with legitimately wants to watch a DVD, you assume he&#39;s making one of the lamest attempts to get you into bed...making him seem lame.

Are there actually circumstances where watching dvds justs means watching dvds? I&#39;ve been out twice with this guy, haven&#39;t kissed or anything and he hasn&#39;t made any direct moves and he&#39;s not very flirty, really to the point where i&#39;m not sure if he actually wants to go out just be friends, but he keeps bugging me to go over to his place to watch DVDs. When my ex-bf would suggest watching a &#39;dvd&#39; we never really watched more than the first third of it; but obviously we were already physical and all so nearly any date idea would have turned out the same way. But if you haven&#39;t even kissed let alone made out do you think that it might just really be a cheaper alternative to see a film rather then a lame attempt to set up a situation to fool around? Has anyone set up a date to watch DVDs with someone they basically just met and meant actually watch a DVD, or heard of their friends doing that?
I have seriously watched movies with my girlfriend and not made out or anything.

Those were the days I forgot to take my viagra.... :blush:
mmm since someone bumped the cheap-dates thread again, lol, i "watched a dvd" with this guy yesterday and he&#39;s like...a really really bad kisser...like...the worst i&#39;ve made out with by far...is there any polite non-ego-crushing way to tell someone what they&#39;re doing wrong? [/b]
Well this has to be the longest running thread in DYI that I know of......

Anyway though probably not seeing as guys would get offended no matter what (well except for me). All I can say is good luck.

[Dr. Rosenpenis]

walking in the city, obviously

I dig loitering
grocery stores
libraries
video rental stores
coffee shops (it&#39;s ridiculously easy to take other peoples&#39;s coffee between the time it&#39;s served on the counter and the time they remember to pick it up)
etc.

protests are always fun

I also like picnics
whether they&#39;re on the floor or not

for first/second dates... I like to avoid anything that&#39;s generaly renowned as "romantic"... like being alone with her somewhere
that puts way too much pressure on me
I&#39;ve always made sure we were ready for making out and shit before putting ourselves in that kind of situation

sneaking into movies is both cheap and sexy

dumpster diving is lots of fun

[An archist]

Originally posted by [email protected] 7 2006, 10:06 PM
mmm since someone bumped the cheap-dates thread again, lol, i "watched a dvd" with this guy yesterday and he&#39;s like...a really really bad kisser...like...the worst i&#39;ve made out with by far...is there any polite non-ego-crushing way to tell someone what they&#39;re doing wrong?


Depends on the guy, personally I allways ask wether I&#39;m doing it right or n ot (different people like different kissing styles) You just say something like: you need more practice or something, it sounds really hot too :D

[BurnTheOliveTree]

Originally posted by [email protected] 5 2005, 04:27 PM
You could always fuck in the woods or something.
You old romantic you.

-Alex

[Dr. Rosenpenis]

Originally posted by An archist+Jul 8 2006, 06:02 AM--> (An archist @ Jul 8 2006, 06:02 AM)
[email protected] 7 2006, 10:06 PM
mmm since someone bumped the cheap-dates thread again, lol, i "watched a dvd" with this guy yesterday and he&#39;s like...a really really bad kisser...like...the worst i&#39;ve made out with by far...is there any polite non-ego-crushing way to tell someone what they&#39;re doing wrong?


Depends on the guy, personally I allways ask wether I&#39;m doing it right or n ot (different people like different kissing styles) You just say something like: you need more practice or something, it sounds really hot too :D [/b]
That&#39;s actually pretty ego-crushing
to not be ego-crushing, be honest.
what I&#39;ve told girls:
"don&#39;t keep sucking on my lip" this wasn&#39;t ego-crushing
"don&#39;t move your head around so much" this wasn&#39;t ego-crushing either
"let&#39;s not kiss anymore" this led her to start rubbing my groin

[Rollo]

The cheapest and most romantic date idea is to go for a romantic walk on a beach. Then sex.

[TC]

That&#39;s actually pretty ego-crushing
to not be ego-crushing, be honest.
what I&#39;ve told girls:
"don&#39;t keep sucking on my lip" this wasn&#39;t ego-crushing
"don&#39;t move your head around so much" this wasn&#39;t ego-crushing either
"let&#39;s not kiss anymore" this led her to start rubbing my groin

This guy keeps licking his own lips before kissing so they&#39;re very wet not just moist and its a really big turn off because its like way too much saliva, and it doesn&#39;t taste that good...would saying &#39;stop licking your lips and, you could like, swallow every once and a while&#39; be ego-crushing and if so is there a less obnoxious way to put it?

[which doctor]

Loitering.

Smoking different herbs and seeing what will happen.

Doing them both at the same time.

Hanging out at headshops.

[Forward Union]

Originally posted by [email protected] 10 2006, 06:23 PM

That&#39;s actually pretty ego-crushing
to not be ego-crushing, be honest.
what I&#39;ve told girls:
"don&#39;t keep sucking on my lip" this wasn&#39;t ego-crushing
"don&#39;t move your head around so much" this wasn&#39;t ego-crushing either
"let&#39;s not kiss anymore" this led her to start rubbing my groin

This guy keeps licking his own lips before kissing so they&#39;re very wet not just moist and its a really big turn off because its like way too much saliva, and it doesn&#39;t taste that good...would saying &#39;stop licking your lips and, you could like, swallow every once and a while&#39; be ego-crushing and if so is there a less obnoxious way to put it?
well i got off with someone once and they wiped their mouth on my face...which was nice. You could always do that before you kiss him. :lol:

[Dr. Rosenpenis]

Originally posted by [email protected] 10 2006, 01:23 PM

That&#39;s actually pretty ego-crushing
to not be ego-crushing, be honest.
what I&#39;ve told girls:
"don&#39;t keep sucking on my lip" this wasn&#39;t ego-crushing
"don&#39;t move your head around so much" this wasn&#39;t ego-crushing either
"let&#39;s not kiss anymore" this led her to start rubbing my groin

This guy keeps licking his own lips before kissing so they&#39;re very wet not just moist and its a really big turn off because its like way too much saliva, and it doesn&#39;t taste that good...would saying &#39;stop licking your lips and, you could like, swallow every once and a while&#39; be ego-crushing and if so is there a less obnoxious way to put it?
"stop" is a bit agressive
I would opt for
"don&#39;t do so-and-so"
or "I don&#39;t like so-and-so"
I don&#39;t think he&#39;ll be offended

[R_P_A_S]

if theres a wild life sanctuary in your town go there. is free and they have cool animals to watch. i specially love the mountain lions and panthers

[BobKKKindle$]

Go for a walk with her, then suggest that you dance in public - especially if it is raining. Yes, that sounds incredibly stupid, but it is actually very romantic indeed - particualry if there are loads of people about and neither of you give a damn. waltzing is nice.

[C_Rasmussen]

Originally posted by [email protected] 16 2006, 10:52 PM
Go for a walk with her, then suggest that you dance in public - especially if it is raining. Yes, that sounds incredibly stupid, but it is actually very romantic indeed - particualry if there are loads of people about and neither of you give a damn. waltzing is nice.
Yep thats a wonderful first date............in the mental ward after getting hauled off my guys in white suits :lol:

[Dr. Rosenpenis]

that&#39;s the single worst idea I&#39;ve ever heard
if you were my date I&#39;d tell you to fuck off loudly in public

[BobKKKindle$]

Hey, that is not an entire date, it is just something nice to do. I am in fact speaking from experience, and it was the girl who suggested that we dance. I dont think that we as Revolutionary leftists should be conforming to Normal Dates..rather, we should rebel against established social norms and preconceptions through dancing in the rain. Going to See a movie is Counter Revolutionary&#33; Although on the same date (as the one where I danced in the rain) I did in fact See V for Vendetta with this girl - not romantic, but a good film

[Free Left]

Find somewhere where a concert is going on near a lake or sea etc. Get a boat and row/sail/pedal/drive near enough to it so ye can actually hear the music across the water.
If conditions are right and it&#39;s calm, I&#39;d say it&#39;d be class...

[which doctor]

Sex is a cheap date.

[Ol' Dirty]

Invite the person over to your place for a fresh cooked meal using natural foods. Have an intimate, romatic setting placed up, with smoothe jazz in the background. Have a bedroom set up with an a dim light and Barry White playing in the background. Have sex in five different positions (or whatever number you find pleasing), and rest for the night.

In the morning, have a breakfast in be set up for the person. Offer to drive them home.

[Samuel]

Originally posted by [email protected] 19 2006, 06:33 PM
Invite the person over to your place for a fresh cooked meal using natural foods. Have an intimate, romatic setting placed up, with smoothe jazz in the background. Have a bedroom set up with an a dim light and Barry White playing in the background. Have sex in five different positions (or whatever number you find pleasing), and rest for the night.

In the morning, have a breakfast in be set up for the person. Offer to drive them home.
conformist prick :P :P

Going to Museums is great, especialy because you can usualy find a remote area where nobody else is and get down to buisiness.

[Xiao Banfa]

Poisoning pigeons in the park is a great way to spend time with your date.
"When the birdies see us they all run and hide, but they wont resist a peanut when coated in cyanide".

[DIzzIE]

How to Go on a Free Date
By: DIzzIE [antikopyight 2004/06]


So you’ve got an empty wallet with a hot date being just around the corner and you’re worried that your usual schemes won’t rub off the right way on your significant other? After all, rushing him in through the back door amidst a crowd of exiting moviegoers to avoid the &#036;8.50 ticket price may indeed seem cheap, and holding her hair back as she spits up the alka-seltzer mixed in with the crème brule to get out of paying the &#036;200 bill at the city’s most posh restaurant isn’t the most romantic of ways to spend an evening. Worry not fair courtier, for here’s a walkthrough on how to have an entirely free evening with style.

First off, we need to take care of transportation. A few days in advance, pay a visit to a few prominent car dealerships and ask about their test drive programs. The good news is that not only do numerous dealerships now offer 24-hour test drives, many also give away promotional gifts like DVDs as ‘thank yous’ for the taking their product for a spin. The bad news is that the dealer may insist on running a credit check or/and ask you to leave your current car at the lot.

Next, let’s take care of the conventional chocolate and candy. Last month having written a letter to your chocolate manufacturer of choice (Godiva, See’s, and so forth), describing your great distaste with their product, and including a UPC code that you took off a box at the store or created yourself using barcode software and the fitting paper stock, you should now have either a coupon or a check for the value of the candy, or even an actual replacement box shipped to you.

As for the flowers, drive by a cemetery and pick out a particularly appealing array.

A couple days before the big day, call up your selected fine dining establishment and explain that you are the Food & Arts reviewer for a local community paper or a startup magazine and have been assigned to do a review of said restaurant (depending on the particular restaurant’s policy you may or may not have to explain that you are coauthoring the article, so as to explain the presence of your associate). Set a date and a time ballpark for when you’ll be coming, give your name, and when you show up at the restaurant simply drop your name. You may want to create business cards matching your supposed position.

Following the meal, when you’re going to the theater use the same technique as for the restaurant, with ‘food & arts’ being replaced with ‘entertainment’.

And as for later in the night, well we all know that free contraceptives are available from a local health center. Of course, various companies would gladly send you a sample if you write to them requesting one; some, such as Trojan, have a convenient online request form: trojancondoms.com/freesample.aspx

Have fun&#33; :ph34r:

[redcannon]

For those of you in the LA area:

Go to the J. Paul Ghetty museam. It&#39;s free, but 7 bux for parking. If you go there after dark there&#39;s not to many people and its nice and cool. The garden there is well lit and it&#39;s very romantic :wub:
The gardens themselves are very large and nicely designed, with all types of good stuff to get the mood set *wink wink*

[dopamine]

with me and my boyfriend
for our first month anniversary i took him to one of my favourite beaches as a small child with a picnic :)
and its our third on tuesday and hes doesnt know it yet but he&#39;s coming on a protest with me
and for dates well
we haevn&#39;t really got our own places because we both stll live with our parents but we
&#39;watch&#39;
movies
we loiter in public parks
i would take him to musesums or libraries but he&#39;s not that sort of person :/

[Karl Marx's Camel]

ps. no, getting electrocuted is not a good idea for a date. although it is cheap.


Workers of the world, electrocute&#33; You have nothing to lose but your delicate skin&#33;

[An archist]

Originally posted by [email protected] 01, 2007 04:44 pm
and its our third on tuesday and hes doesnt know it yet but he&#39;s coming on a protest with me
and for dates well

I&#39;d love to have a date like that :lol:

[Fawkes]

Depending on the genre (a wall of death doesn&#39;t sound very romantic), I suppose concerts could be nice, though they are rarely cheap.

[Kurt Crover]

I usually just take my girlfriend to a very cheap Indian restaurant that serves you mountains of stuff (walk there of course, it&#39;s just up the road) on the way back pick up some booze and spend the rest of the night drinking, watching TV then getting laid and finally sleeping.

[An archist]

Originally posted by [email protected] 01, 2007 08:01 pm
Depending on the genre (a wall of death doesn&#39;t sound very romantic), I suppose concerts could be nice, though they are rarely cheap.
Squat concerts FTW&#33;

[Led Zeppelin]

Originally posted by Kurt [email protected] 03, 2007 12:34 pm
then getting laid
Thank you for sharing that information on a public forum, you nimf.

[Kurt Crover]

Originally posted by Leninism+June 03, 2007 03:42 pm--> (Leninism @ June 03, 2007 03:42 pm)
Kurt [email protected] 03, 2007 12:34 pm
then getting laid
Thank you for sharing that information on a public forum, you nimf. [/b]
your welcome.

[Genosse Kotze]

Oh God, I feel so lonely&#33; I&#39;d pay &#036;1 million to go on one of these cheap dates.

[Adrina-]

I define "cheap" as something less then &#036;20 for the night. A movie where I live is about &#036;11 and then afterwards the you could hang out at a coffee place to talk about the movie and about life in general - if you&#39;re really looking to save, buy some tea instead of coffee, it&#39;s much cheaper. I suggest to get the coffee/ tea after the movie on the first date because that way you can start off with a conversation about the movie and then move to more personal things. Don&#39;t try asking personal questions while watching a movie in a public place, because some people just hate that.

Skip the movie and get some coffee then take a random walk if you&#39;re looking for something cheaper. It doesn&#39;t matter where you go really. If you&#39;re going around a commercial area now&#39;s the perfect time to tell her/him all the things you&#39;ve got against capitalism. If you&#39;re walking around some greenbelt, make sure to point out how big business is ruining the environment...

The cheapest alternative would be hanging out at someone else&#39;s place on the pretense of watching a movie - although most times the movie is hardly ever watched with full attention. Also, girls tend to be a little hesitant to go to someone&#39;s place alone on a date.

The best date I ever had consisted of us going to the museum. It was right across campus and they offer free admission on fridays after 4pm. We spent an hour doing a group tour with other people, and then we spent another 2 - 3 hours looking at the exibits ourselves. Afterwards, we got some cookies and shared a sandwich at some cheap campus place. Then we walked around a park until it was 9 and we caught a free showing of Hamlet at one of the campus theatres. The whole outing was from 4pm - 1am and it only costed the cookies and sandwich. (approx &#036;5) Moral of the story: cheap dates are to be found in university campuses.

[bloody_capitalist_sham]

A really good cheap date, especially if your still very new to meeting each other, is to organize a BBQ with some male and female friends. This way not only do you get to prove you have friends, but you have hours of fun and its all relatively cheap. SO, you can splash out on wine ;)

[cubist]

lol cheapest date i have been on is about &#036;15

its not what you do but the thought and just going out for lunch and then a walk can work if you live in a nice area :P

yup bbq works, well.

[arielle]

:) I think the most romantic date I have ever been on is when my fiance took me to the beach and there was a lightning storm going on across the water.
It was perfectly safe, we didn&#39;t hear any thunder so it wasn&#39;t close at all but it was the most beautiful sight I have ever seen.
We sit and talk on the beach a lot. And since I live near Long Beach Island in Jersey I could practically walk there.
It was so amazing. You could see the stars above and see the water lit up from the huge bolts. It&#39;s really pretty.

It&#39;s sad though :( I fell in love with someone who is in the US Army.. but he has the same views as me. He hates his job... too bad you can&#39;t put your two weeks in and just leave. ;_;

[fashbash]

You could always fuck in the woods or something.


Yeah, don&#39;t have to pay for a hotel room that way. Much more interesting too.

It is possible to get a stick to pierce your testicles if you&#39;re not careful. Beware&#33;

[cubist]

Originally posted by [email protected] 08, 2007 02:19 pm

You could always fuck in the woods or something.


Yeah, don&#39;t have to pay for a hotel room that way. Much more interesting too.

It is possible to get a stick to pierce your testicles if you&#39;re not careful. Beware&#33;
hahaha not to mention ants in your pants,.


notice when you plan that acvtivity on the beach makesure there isn&#39;t a party on the balcony just up fromyou else you may end up on you tube didn&#39;t happen to me but my mate was well and truely the entertainment in thailand for about 40 people on a balcony,

[Pawn Power]

cunnilingus/blow job

[redcannon]

Originally posted by [email protected] 08, 2007 05:19 am

You could always fuck in the woods or something.


Yeah, don&#39;t have to pay for a hotel room that way. Much more interesting too.

It is possible to get a stick to pierce your testicles if you&#39;re not careful. Beware&#33;
that&#39;s why you lay down a blanket. you do, however, have to be careful of hikers and large woodland creatures. but mostly hikers.

the only real problem though is that no matter what position your in there&#39;s always a small annoying rock to make you uncomfortable

[eXacto]

If she&#39;s a leftist too , try some action...putting on a banner , painting some propaganda , taking down some of those election boards....bring a blanket and some foods , drinks , etc...go sit on a quiet place and let the fun begin&#33;

[Simon]

Smoking some cannabis is also a good option...:)

[fordan55]

if your Fucking outdoors you schold Fuck on top of a blankit or somhing like that
keeps bugs and other things from making it a three way :D

[redcannon]

Originally posted by [email protected] 10, 2007 05:27 am
Smoking some cannabis is also a good option...:)
smoking cannibus while fucking in the woods... although the weed may classify you&#39;re date as "expensive" if it&#39;s good and people like to rip you off (not a problem i have personally, but we&#39;ve all been ripped off at least once)

[An archist]

Originally posted by redcannon+June 11, 2007 07:43 am--> (redcannon @ June 11, 2007 07:43 am)
[email protected] 10, 2007 05:27 am
Smoking some cannabis is also a good option...:)
smoking cannibus while fucking in the woods... although the weed may classify you&#39;re date as "expensive" if it&#39;s good and people like to rip you off (not a problem i have personally, but we&#39;ve all been ripped off at least once) [/b]
homegrown FTW

[Honggweilo]

use some poppers or laughing gas, thats great for a laugh and its also great for loosening up the anus for anal sex in the woods.

[An archist]

Originally posted by [email protected] 11, 2007 04:37 pm
use some poppers or laughing gas, thats great for a laugh and its also great for loosening up the anus for anal sex in the woods.
:P Stalinists

[redcannon]

maybe we should get off the idea of fucking in the woods while on various drugs (it&#39;s great fun, I know, but its not an option for some people.)

that said, I have no other suggestions... its hard to top fucking in the woods while on various drugs...

[eXacto]

Fucking in a BED on various FREE drugs? Way better...so where do we find a bed and free drugs? Ikea and nature , woohoow&#33;

[redcannon]

on a bed is more fun, I&#39;ll admit (it&#39;s definately more comfortable) but doesn&#39;t the risk of being caught in the woods add to the exitement? or maybe that&#39;s just me :D


also, you have to be careful about the free drugs you find in nature. Shrooms with psilocybin and Shrooms that can kill you look a lot alike in some cases