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Forward Union
6th September 2005, 16:27
hehe, what a joke!

http://www.theonion.com/content/node/39512

h&s
6th September 2005, 16:32
Is my calender wrong? I didn't know it was April the First! :rolleyes:
Mind you, this is just the same as the 'Intelligent Design' theory promoted by US 'scientists'.

ÑóẊîöʼn
6th September 2005, 17:09
Originally posted by h&[email protected] 6 2005, 03:50 PM
Is my calender wrong? I didn't know it was April the First! :rolleyes:
Mind you, this is just the same as the 'Intelligent Design' theory promoted by US 'scientists'.
I think that's their point. The Onion is a parody site, and does it quite well.

amos
6th September 2005, 17:15
Excellent.

Two related links from The Rockall Times (http://www.therockalltimes.co.uk/):

Intelligent design (http://www.therockalltimes.co.uk/2005/08/22/intelligent-design.jpg) and Intelligent Maths (http://www.therockalltimes.co.uk/2005/01/24/mathematical-paradigm.html).

Cheers
Amos

Che NJ
6th September 2005, 21:15
http://www.borowitzreport.com/

More Fake News

h&s
7th September 2005, 16:28
Originally posted by NoXion+Sep 6 2005, 04:27 PM--> (NoXion @ Sep 6 2005, 04:27 PM)
h&[email protected] 6 2005, 03:50 PM
Is my calender wrong? I didn't know it was April the First! :rolleyes:
Mind you, this is just the same as the 'Intelligent Design' theory promoted by US 'scientists'.
I think that's their point. The Onion is a parody site, and does it quite well. [/b]
Too fucking well.... <_<
Mind you, I didn&#39;t exactly read the whole article.
:rolleyes:

amos
8th September 2005, 17:53
Originally posted by h&[email protected] 7 2005, 03:46 PM

-To be sung to the tune of &#39;Robin Hood:&#39;
Maggie Thatcher, Maggie Thatcher, riding through the glen.
Maggie Thatcher, Maggie Thatcher, with her band of men.
She steals from the poor,
And gives to the rich;
Fucking *****,
Fucking *****,
Fucking *****&#33;
Excellent signature h&s, but aren&#39;t you a little young to remember the wicked witch of the Tory Party.

Cheers
Amos

Lord Testicles
8th September 2005, 18:21
Excellent signature h&s, but aren&#39;t you a little young to remember the wicked witch of the Tory Party.

Not if he&#39;s Welsh, it doesn&#39;t matter how old you, you&#39;ll know about magret thatcher and you&#39;ll know it your job to hate her with every inch of your body especially if you were from a mining familly. Well thats my experiance any way

amos
8th September 2005, 22:48
I get it.

The only times I&#39;ve ever heard my mum swear were during the 80s whenever the evil witch was on TV, at which point she&#39;d launch a torrent of abuse at the TV.

You don&#39;t have to be Welsh to hate her. She destroyed most of the heavy industry where I come from in the Black Country.

An awful, awful woman&#33; I wouldn&#39;t usually do such a thing but I&#39;ll be celebrating when she finally kicks the bucket.

Cheers
Amos

FriedFrog
9th September 2005, 16:30
http://www.theonion.com/content/node/28978

Ha&#33; :lol:

amos
9th September 2005, 16:51
I prefer this one. (http://www.theonion.com/content/node/40305)

Cheers
Amos

Nothing Human Is Alien
9th September 2005, 18:21
Pretty good.

h&s
13th September 2005, 16:21
Originally posted by amos+Sep 8 2005, 05:24 PM--> (amos @ Sep 8 2005, 05:24 PM)
h&[email protected] 7 2005, 03:46 PM

-To be sung to the tune of &#39;Robin Hood:&#39;
Maggie Thatcher, Maggie Thatcher, riding through the glen.
Maggie Thatcher, Maggie Thatcher, with her band of men.
She steals from the poor,
And gives to the rich;
Fucking *****,
Fucking *****,
Fucking *****&#33;
Excellent signature h&s, but aren&#39;t you a little young to remember the wicked witch of the Tory Party.

Cheers
Amos [/b]
Yes, but I&#39;ve lived my entire life with my Dad ranting on about her.
I just heard that song the other from an older comrade, and I just loved it&#33;

Guest1
14th September 2005, 01:08
Please post in the proper forum.

Forward Union
14th September 2005, 16:54
Technically it links to Science just as much as to religion, but meh, no biggie.