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Martin Blank
5th September 2005, 07:22
Let me preface this by saying that is is what happens when communists barbecue and drink. ;)

Some of us were sitting around the other night and talking about interesting ways to get a message across to the Bush regime. Among the items we had for our barbecue was baked beans. A couple of comrades were talking about how Bush's Beans, a brand of canned beans you can buy at the store, were on sale. I happened to make the off-the-cuff comment, "Bush's Beans? Bush doesn't know beans!" Well, one thing led to another, and...

The thought we had was to encourage people coming to D.C. on Sept. 24 to bring a can of Bush's Beans (or any other kind, I guess) to throw on to the lawn of the White House, as a statement that we think Bush doesn't know beans. (For those not familiar with the phrase, "You don't know beans" is an expression meaning you don't know what you're talking about, what you're doing, etc.) Can you imagine thousands of cans of beans being tossed onto the White House lawn?

What do people think?

Miles

Entrails Konfetti
6th September 2005, 02:17
Hahaha thats funny!

Its kind've like Rocky Horror Picture Show, Dr.scotts on the screen so you throw Scott toilet paper !

Red Powers
17th September 2005, 02:54
Originally posted by [email protected] 5 2005, 06:53 AM
Let me preface this by saying that is is what happens when communists barbecue and drink. ;)

Some of us were sitting around the other night and talking about interesting ways to get a message across to the Bush regime. Among the items we had for our barbecue was baked beans. A couple of comrades were talking about how Bush's Beans, a brand of canned beans you can buy at the store, were on sale. I happened to make the off-the-cuff comment, "Bush's Beans? Bush doesn't know beans!" Well, one thing led to another, and...

The thought we had was to encourage people coming to D.C. on Sept. 24 to bring a can of Bush's Beans (or any other kind, I guess) to throw on to the lawn of the White House, as a statement that we think Bush doesn't know beans. (For those not familiar with the phrase, "You don't know beans" is an expression meaning you don't know what you're talking about, what you're doing, etc.) Can you imagine thousands of cans of beans being tossed onto the White House lawn?

What do people think?

Miles

What do people think?



I think you're drinking the wrong stuff and not nearly enough of it. :D

Plus I don't think the Shutzstafel would let you get away with throwing cans of beans or anything else, but it would be a pisser.

spartafc
17th September 2005, 03:25
An entrpreneural capitalist might sponsor your march with discount beans.
mmm beans. I'm hungry.

FleasTheLemur
17th September 2005, 04:16
I like it!

Nothing Human Is Alien
17th September 2005, 05:16
I' hungry too...

I don't know, but I think this might prompt an immediate arrest. No?

coda
21st September 2005, 10:04
the beans or the cans?

h&s
21st September 2005, 13:10
Jokes like this just tend to play down the real content of a protest, in my opinion. Its a good idea, but I wouldn't do it.

Sabocat
22nd September 2005, 01:17
I don't know, but I think this might prompt an immediate arrest. No?


Arrested as "terrorists"........




Legumes of Mass Destruction! :lol:

Led Zeppelin
22nd September 2005, 12:27
(throws cans of beans on the white house lawn)