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civus
3rd September 2005, 16:08
One way I have gleaned is to get a-hold of those free subscription postcards that the corporations send you like in magazines and what not which says "No Postage Necessary If Mailed In The United States." Well What you do is you paste this postcard to a brick---big or small--- and you drop it in the mail-bin. By law the corporations have to pay the postage. The bigger the brick the better. You can also get rid of all your trash this way. I got this idea from Steal This Book

slim
3rd September 2005, 16:36
Another way to waste corporations money is to slash the tyres of a CEO's car.

This isnt very destructive but can distress the CEO and waste his time, which in capitalism, is money.

Another CEO time wasting technique is to stage a sit in obstructing him on his way to work ie. when hes coming out of his driveway on his way to work.

Organic Revolution
3rd September 2005, 16:52
Originally posted by [email protected] 3 2005, 09:54 AM
Another way to waste corporations money is to slash the tyres of a CEO's car.

This isnt very destructive but can distress the CEO and waste his time, which in capitalism, is money.

Another CEO time wasting technique is to stage a sit in obstructing him on his way to work ie. when hes coming out of his driveway on his way to work.
slashing the tires of his car wont do anything, as the company car can just get him.. what you could do though is build a giant wall out of cement at the end of his driveway, which has been done by the ALF for the CEO of revlon.

slim
3rd September 2005, 16:53
That is an excellent idea!

civus
3rd September 2005, 17:15
Or stuff a potato in the muffler of the CEO's car. I saw this stunt on the t.v. show MacGyver a long time ago and I never forgot how much smoke it caused the driver. He had to stop and he felt miserable.

bunk
3rd September 2005, 17:20
Banana in the exhaust pipe.

slim
3rd September 2005, 17:27
Another solution is to put some kind of homemade tacs out of nails all around his garage and the street outside so he'll have to walk a long way to get picked up by a workmate.

Even better have a car ready to pick him up and drive him the wrong way lol. Though this may not be as successful. :(

Organic Revolution
3rd September 2005, 17:31
if you put an orange far enough up the muffler the car just wont work. but once a mechanic takes it out the car is fine... no property damage charge if you get caught.

Lord Testicles
3rd September 2005, 18:03
Originally posted by organic [email protected] 3 2005, 04:49 PM
if you put an orange far enough up the muffler the car just wont work. but once a mechanic takes it out the car is fine... no property damage charge if you get caught.
wont you have to pay the cost of the mechanic?

Clarksist
3rd September 2005, 18:39
Good old fashion unionizing.

Seeker
3rd September 2005, 19:43
Bleach in the gas tank will fux0r it for good. The bleach makes the tank rust, then rust acts like sandpaper throughout the whole system.

bed_of_nails
3rd September 2005, 19:46
Just use Jell-O.

Leaving a Cleveland Steamer on someone's windshield also slows them down for a while.

TheReadMenace
4th September 2005, 04:23
Originally posted by [email protected] 3 2005, 05:57 PM
Good old fashion unionizing.
What if you're in a right-to-work state?

Sorry that I've asked this question a few times; it's just that I haven't really gotten an answer :lol:


Andrew

rioters bloc
4th September 2005, 04:37
i always like occupations, anything that disrupts them even slightly

on wednesday, thursday, and friday of this week various anti-war groups managed to shut down all the anz branch banks in sydney city, at most it only took an hour. all we did was go in, start chanting, handed out leaflets, held up banners, did some guerrila theatre, and they shut down that branch. went into the next one, did the same thing, shut that down too. pretty soon theyd shut all of them for the rest of day.

very empowering

also, the green bloc disrupted the offices of xstrata, the world's major fuellers of climate change. they somehow snuck in through very tight security by going in pairs, and basically had a sit in in the main office room. apparently it was a fucking creepy room, they had like framed art of coal hung on the walls, and the screen savers/background on the computer were all of coal. there were only abt 15 people there but it took 22 police officers to get them out, forcibly. the office wasnt shut down but they did disrupt them for about an hour.

Organic Revolution
4th September 2005, 07:30
Originally posted by Skinz+Sep 3 2005, 11:21 AM--> (Skinz @ Sep 3 2005, 11:21 AM)
organic [email protected] 3 2005, 04:49 PM
if you put an orange far enough up the muffler the car just wont work. but once a mechanic takes it out the car is fine... no property damage charge if you get caught.
wont you have to pay the cost of the mechanic? [/b]
yes.

Bannockburn
4th September 2005, 14:19
The best way to disrupt corporations is not to buy from them. Support local and independent stores

Socialistpenguin
4th September 2005, 16:24
Switch your bosses' coffee with decaf, and vice versa, or put something nasty in it. I shall leave the rest to your imagination. ;)

Also, for those looking for boss sabotage, I must refer you to the Bastard operator from Hell!
The BOFH (http://bofh.ntk.net/Bastard.html)

NewRed
4th September 2005, 17:18
RedMenace, thats because there is no good answer. If you are in a right-to-work state, unionizing will only help a little bit. but i am in a right to work state and believe me unions can still be obstructive.

TheReadMenace
5th September 2005, 02:48
Awesome, I'll look into that.


Andrew