A new religion has been found!

[Socialistpenguin]

If you thought that religion ended at the Flying Spaghetti Monster, or the Invisible Pink Unicorn, you are sadly mistaken. By referral from Complexity, I have been introduced to the way of ....>drum roll< PIE&#33;
Yes that&#39;s right, there is now a religion that worships pie&#33;
Site is nyah: www.pieism.tk/ (http://www.pieism.tk/)

We must pay homage to the warm, crusty goodness&#33;

[Forward Union]

Dear God that&#39;s brilliant&#33; :lol: :lol: :lol:

[guerillablack]

Thanks these keep getting cornier and cornier.

[Forward Union]

In the past weeks, I have had many requests by email and in person, to make cheesecake a pie. Unfortunately it is not up to me to decide weather or not cheesecake is or isn&#39;t a pie. Cheesecake is in limbo. Cheesecake may look like a Pie, having a crust and a filling, much like a pie, but it also has properties of Cake. One example is its crumblyness. Pie does not crumble (with the exeption of the crust) when you eat it. So thus, it may not be a Pie nor a Cake.

It raises an interesting ethical point.

[Arca]

It does actually. I&#39;d never noticed that.

Pie works in mysterious ways :lol:

[Elect Marx]

Originally posted by Additives [email protected] 31 2005, 02:42 PM

In the past weeks, I have had many requests by email and in person, to make cheesecake a pie. Unfortunately it is not up to me to decide weather or not cheesecake is or isn&#39;t a pie. Cheesecake is in limbo. Cheesecake may look like a Pie, having a crust and a filling, much like a pie, but it also has properties of Cake. One example is its crumblyness. Pie does not crumble (with the exeption of the crust) when you eat it. So thus, it may not be a Pie nor a Cake.

It raises an interesting ethical point.
Yes; can I worship my cheesecake and eat it too?

Cheesecake has never been a cake <_< mmm, 1.5 pie.

[Decolonize The Left]

Amusing.. and a fun read.

-- August

[ÑóẊîöʼn]

Originally posted by [email protected] 31 2005, 08:15 PM
Thanks these keep getting cornier and cornier.
And for some reason you think your version of the Invisible Sky Fairy is any more defensible?

At least pies actually known to exist.

[Nothing Human Is Alien]

:lol: @ the Pieble


LOLOLOL

[Lord Testicles]

The Lake of Eternal Cake

That doesnt sound that bad acctually :lol:

[Arca]

Originally posted by [email protected] 1 2005, 09:33 AM

The Lake of Eternal Cake

That doesnt sound that bad acctually :lol:
Does if you&#39;re a pieist :lol:

[Elect Marx]

Originally posted by Our Savior (Apostle&#39;s Creed Parady)
We believe in one pastry, the Pie Almighty, maker of delicious desserts, of all that is tasty and unfrosted. We believe in one dessert, with graham cracker crust, the only wonderous dessert, eternally begotten of the Pie, baker from baker, oven from oven, true dessert from true dessert. Begotten, not baked, of one being with the Pie. Through him all pie crusts were graham. For our hunger and for our salvation he came down from heaven: by the power of the holy oven he became incarnate from the virgin tart, and was made a scone. For our sake he was burnt under Pontius Pielate; he suffered crisp crusts and was disposed of. On the third day his yeast rose again in accordance with the Scriptures. He ascended into The Great Pie in the Sky and is seated at the right hand of the Pie. He will be served again in bakeries to judge the pastries and baked goods,and his kingdom will have no cakes. We believe in the Holy Spirit of Pie, the Lord, the giver of dessert, who proceeds from the Pie and the Scone. With the Pie and the Scone he is eaten and glorified. He has spoken through the Prophets. We believe in one holy Pieist and apostolic Church. We acknowledge one pastry for the forgiveness of sins. We look for the resurrection of the Scone, and the life of the world to come.

:lol: Fucking hilarious&#33;

Praise scone&#33;

[Nothing Human Is Alien]

What exactly is a scone? I&#39;ve heard of them, but never seen them.

Personally I&#39;m all about cheese danish.

[Postteen]

LOLOOLOLOLOLOL&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;It&#39;s great and really funny&#33;&#33; :lol: :lol:

[Elect Marx]

Originally posted by CompaneroDeLibertad+Sep 2 2005, 03:10 AM--> (CompaneroDeLibertad @ Sep 2 2005, 03:10 AM) What exactly is a scone? I&#39;ve heard of them, but never seen them.

Personally I&#39;m all about cheese danish. [/b]
A hard flaky roll like "pastry," often sweet; maybe cinnamon... mmm..

You make me hungry, bastard :P


Scone
A small, rich, biscuitlike pastry or quick bread, sometimes baked on a griddle.

There we go...

http://content.answers.com/main/content/img/food/scones.jpg

[Nothing Human Is Alien]

Oh.. my Grandpa used to make those.. but he called them biscuits.. lol.. we&#39;d put jelly on them or some peanut butter.

[Elect Marx]

Originally posted by [email protected] 2 2005, 03:27 AM
Oh.. my Grandpa used to make those.. but he called them biscuits.. lol.. we&#39;d put jelly on them or some peanut butter.
Ah yes; something of a British thing mostly I think but then they call cookies "biscuits" :o Crazyness&#33;

[Subpar]

http://www.fly.co.uk/fly/archives/2002/08/...n_coltrane.html (http://www.fly.co.uk/fly/archives/2002/08/spiritual_vibes_church_of_john_coltrane.html)

The church I&#39;ve been thinking of joining is that of Jazz Great, John Coltrane&#33;

Hell yeah.

[Nothing Human Is Alien]

Ah yes; something of a British thing mostly I think but then they call cookies "biscuits" ohmy.gif Crazyness&#33;

And they call French Fries chips&#33;&#33; I&#39;ve always wondered what they calls chips.

He&#39;s Dominican, lol... he actually called them galletas.. but the best word for that in English is biscuits..

[Hate Is Art]

And they call French Fries chips&#33;&#33; I&#39;ve always wondered what they calls chips.

Crisps. Because they are crispy.

You call trousers pants. Thats silly.

Anyway is this a religion for meat pie or pudding pies like apple or blackberry?

[Elect Marx]

Originally posted by Digital [email protected] 2 2005, 05:18 AM
And they call French Fries chips&#33;&#33; I&#39;ve always wondered what they calls chips.

Crisps. Because they are crispy.

You call trousers pants. Thats silly.

Anyway is this a religion for meat pie or pudding pies like apple or blackberry?
What? Meat pie... no, this is fruit pie religion; who would worship meat pie? :P

[Lord Testicles]

The Carnivorites - a sect of the pieist religion maybe?

[Nothing Human Is Alien]

Crisps. Because they are crispy.

Ah yes, but they are also chips (of potatos)&#33;

[Donnie]

Yeh I&#39;ve herd and seen on the net that &#39;Walkers&#39; crisps in the USA are called &#39;Lays&#39; what is this madness? Have you lot gone mad?

All hail to the pork pie?

[ÑóẊîöʼn]

Originally posted by [email protected] 2 2005, 07:40 PM

Crisps. Because they are crispy.

Ah yes, but they are also chips (of potatos)&#33;
How the fuck can you call thin slices chips?

[Mujer Libre]

What about shepherd&#39;s pie? Is it a false god? :huh:

Does a pie have to have a pastry top to be a true pie?

[Nothing Human Is Alien]

Meat pie is absurd. Never the two shall meet, or.. meat in this case..


How the fuck can you call thin slices chips?

The same way the dictionary does: A thin, usually fried slice of food.

[Elect Marx]

Originally posted by Mujer Libre+Sep 2 2005, 07:39 PM--> (Mujer Libre &#064; Sep 2 2005, 07:39 PM) What about shepherd&#39;s pie? Is it a false god? :huh: [/b]
YES&#33;


Does a pie have to have a pastry top to be a true pie?


Pie
1# A baked food composed of a pastry shell filled with fruit, meat, cheese, or other ingredients, and usually covered with a pastry crust.
2# A layer cake having cream, custard, or jelly filling.

So it would seem for the most part but not alltogether; pumpkin pie for example, is my god&#33; I really don&#39;t care what that site says either, cheesecake is another god&#33; :P

[Don't Change Your Name]

This is amazing. I saw the light, in fact. The only problem is that lemon pie is not considered a good thing, but I better not complain since I don&#39;t wanna spend eternity in the Lake of Eternal Cake. Piescal&#39;s Wager.

And for all you infidels who hate pieism, you cannot prove pies do not exist.

Also, I can&#39;t believe that life and our complex universe weren&#39;t cooked by chance. They HAD to be baked by a professional chef, i.e. "the Pie".

[Led Zeppelin]

You can&#39;t disprove the pie nor prove it, so i&#39;m agnostic. :lol:

[Don't Change Your Name]

I already proved to you that I cannot conceive the existance of the universe with it being formed by chance. Therefore, the Pie did it.

[risky.riot]

All hail Pie&#33; :lol: All of its fruity goodness will absolve the sins and wash away the evil cakes in the world&#33; :D Cherry Pie, thou truly are a work of wonder&#33; So much goodness in such a small piece of pastry... surely I tell you, there is nothing finer in this world than a good pie&#33; Those of you who worship cake are heathens and your blaspheming shall catch up to you&#33; :angry: