Originally posted by
[email protected] 18 2005, 03:57 PM
I have many!
"Love goes out the door, when money comes innuendo!"-Groucho Marx
"Who are you going to believe, me or your own eyes?"-Chico Marx
"I drink to make other people interesting"-Groucho Marx
"I find TV very educational. Everytime it's turned on, I go into the other room and read
a book"-Groucho Marx
"The man who says he can see through women is missing a lot"-Groucho Marx
"Women should be obscene, and not heard"-Groucho Marx
"Well, art is art, isn't it?. But on the other hand, water is water! And east is east, and west is west, and if you take cranberries and stew them like applesauce, they taste a lot more like prunes than rhubarb does. Now, uh, you tell me what you know"-Groucho Marx
"I have a mind to join a club and beat you over the head with it"- Kind of obvious, isnt it?
"He's had a change of heart? Fat lot of good that'll do him, he's still got the same face"- Ditto
I shall be back with more.
Je suis marxiste tendance Groucho.
I am a Marxist of the Groucho tendency.
-may '68, France
:D