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pedro san pedro
29th July 2005, 09:27
This is really cool, I'm impressed........
psp
DRINK MATHEMATICS
This is pretty neat how it works out.
This is cool beer math!!!!!!!
DON'T CHEAT BY SCROLLING DOWN FIRST!
It takes less than a minute.......
Work this out as you read.
Be sure you don't read the bottom until you've worked it out! This is not one of those waste of time things, it's fun.
1. First of all, pick the number of times a week that you would like to have a drink. (try for more than once)
2. Multiply this number by 2 (Just to be honest)
3. Add 5. (for Sunday)
4. Multiply it by 50 I'll wait while you get the calculator................
5. If you have already had your birthday this year add 1755.... If you haven't, add 1754 ...
6. Now subtract the four-digit year that you were born.
You should have a three-digit number
The first digit of this was your original number
(i.e., how many times you want to have a drink a week).
The next two numbers are .......
YOUR AGE! ~ (Oh YES, it IS!!!!! )
*note - the above only works in 2005
Mr Flibble
29th July 2005, 14:52
im dead impressed....but i was left with a 4 digit number..ahem what can i say.. i live in germany
Amazing. This just confirms the all-conquering awesome power of our mighty ruler, alcohol!
plokhoe
30th July 2005, 10:40
thats pretty cool
FriedFrog
30th July 2005, 13:57
Witchcraft! He's a witch! Burn him!
Anarcho-Communist
31st July 2005, 05:29
That's really cool, I got 215!
praxis1966
31st July 2005, 07:15
426
Anarcho-Communist
31st July 2005, 08:20
praxis1966, would you like to drink 4 day's of the week! :lol:
Invader Zim
31st July 2005, 12:44
519, thats pretty clever.
Taiga
1st August 2005, 06:27
Haha, it works even if I don't like beer.
I got 23. That's my age. :)
And the original number is zero, of course :lol:
Anarcho-Communist
1st August 2005, 06:48
Originally posted by
[email protected] 1 2005, 05:27 PM
Haha, it works even if I don't like beer.
I got 23. That's my age. :)
And the original number is zero, of course :lol:
Dosen't always have to be beer that you drink... :lol:
Speight's, pride of the south!
FatFreeMilk
1st August 2005, 08:35
I'm sure there's a math explanation for this but I'm too number disabled to be able to figure it out. I'll be sure to mention this when I go back to school as something new and productive I learned.
216
BuyOurEverything
1st August 2005, 08:46
1418
Good shit
pedro san pedro
1st August 2005, 08:57
I'm sure there's a math explanation for this but I'm too number disabled to be able to figure it out. I'll be sure to mention this when I go back to school as something new and productive I learned.
nope - fried frog was right. its witchcraft.
hola to all my 4 digit comrades - we got our priorities straight
Sir Aunty Christ
1st August 2005, 09:32
Originally posted by
[email protected] 1 2005, 07:46 AM
1418
Good shit
Either you're 418 years old or you'd like to drink 14 days a week :huh:
I got 522 btw.
FatFreeMilk
1st August 2005, 09:46
Originally posted by pedro san
[email protected] 1 2005, 12:57 AM
hola to all my 4 digit comrades - we got our priorities straight
Damn homie I hope you don't think I was trying to offend you that one time when I said what I said. :unsure:
Pawn Power
1st August 2005, 18:56
I love math and beer!
419
drink berr
Invader Zim
1st August 2005, 20:21
Originally posted by Sir Aunty Christ+Aug 1 2005, 09:32 AM--> (Sir Aunty Christ @ Aug 1 2005, 09:32 AM)
[email protected] 1 2005, 07:46 AM
1418
Good shit
Either you're 418 years old or you'd like to drink 14 days a week :huh:
I got 522 btw. [/b]
1. First of all, pick the number of times a week that you would like to have a drink. (try for more than once)
Or not...
pedro san pedro
2nd August 2005, 03:32
FatFreeMilk Posted on Aug 1 2005, 07:46 PM
QUOTE (pedro san pedro @ Aug 1 2005, 12:57 AM)
hola to all my 4 digit comrades - we got our priorities straight
Damn homie I hope you don't think I was trying to offend you that one time when I said what I said.
:lol: :lol: - it took me a wee whiles to figure out what you were on about here - i assume you are refering to hang overs and teaching?
the above was purely coincidence - i think we both like to use the words 'priorities' too much ;)
Clarksist
2nd August 2005, 06:08
Didn't, QUITE work because I had a five digit number, because I put 300 for my original number. However, it did work.
Very cool.
Sir Aunty Christ
2nd August 2005, 10:03
Originally posted by Enigma+Aug 1 2005, 07:21 PM--> (Enigma @ Aug 1 2005, 07:21 PM)
Originally posted by Sir Aunty
[email protected] 1 2005, 09:32 AM
[email protected] 1 2005, 07:46 AM
1418
Good shit
Either you're 418 years old or you'd like to drink 14 days a week :huh:
I got 522 btw.
1. First of all, pick the number of times a week that you would like to have a drink. (try for more than once)
Or not... [/b]
Ah...
That explains it.
bed_of_nails
2nd August 2005, 10:13
717
apathy maybe
4th August 2005, 06:03
Don't Drink and Derive.
(And can a mod move this out o' here?)
Ultra-Violence
6th August 2005, 06:42
716
DRINK DRINK DRINK,DRINK SOME MORE DDRINK DRINK DRINK TILL YOUR ON THE FLOOR!(toxic narcotic)
BEER!YUMMY
BuyOurEverything
6th August 2005, 18:01
Yes, thank you Enigma, it said nothing about days. I like the sauce.
timbaly
7th August 2005, 04:31
My final number was seventeen... I drink zero beers a week.
017
BuyOurEverything
10th August 2005, 03:01
OK, never mind then
timbaly
10th August 2005, 05:36
No that would imply that've been a member since age nine. I meant to type 17 not 12. I'll fix that.
Latifa
10th August 2005, 10:45
515. AMAZING
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