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Taiga
18th July 2005, 15:03
How lovely....
http://store1.yimg.com/I/wackyplanetshop_1852_5175008.gif

Che Doll (http://www.wackyplanet.com/cheguevaradoll.html)

Fidelbrand
18th July 2005, 15:14
The eyes are lame.
Its easy for the manufacturers to spend a tiny bit of effort on them, but they didn't. F-u-C-k!

Colombia
18th July 2005, 16:17
It looks more Russian than Hispanic. Not that it even looks like Che anyway.

Taiga
18th July 2005, 16:33
Four-finger hands rule!!!!!!!!

Bugalu Shrimp
18th July 2005, 17:02
Looks like somekind of Cossack Lionel Ritchie.

codyvo
18th July 2005, 17:22
I would like it just for being a Che doll, if I didn't have a sneaking suspicion that it was made by children in China getting paid 54 cents an hour. Plus, it looks nothing like him.

Big Boss
19th July 2005, 01:01
Cute! Does not look like Che at all and his eyes are so lame that he looks like he got shot right in the groin. Even with all it's errors it has to be said that it was a cute attemp at making Che a gold mine.

which doctor
19th July 2005, 15:56
it looks like he's a woman because his hips ae so wide and he's wearing stiletto boots with heels. It also looks like someone cut his fingers off and just left stubs. His eyes and mustache are pretty weird looking

Camarada
20th July 2005, 06:09
lol

Camarada
20th July 2005, 06:13
what is with the high belt position and the leather boots? also humans have ten fingers , not eight.

this is an insult to Che Guevara.

rise_up
20th July 2005, 09:49
i wouldn't even think of che if i saw that.

it looks nothing like him.

Che1990
20th July 2005, 19:10
Originally posted by [email protected] 20 2005, 08:49 AM
i wouldn't even think of che if i saw that.
I would but I would think, what the fuck is that??? That's supposed to look like Che???

bed_of_nails
20th July 2005, 19:51
It looks like Che in Nazi regalia.

Camarada
20th July 2005, 20:05
Originally posted by [email protected] 20 2005, 06:51 PM
It looks like Che in Nazi regalia.
that's exactly what I thought

it's disgusting

Che1990
20th July 2005, 20:12
What's the point? As if kid's who play with dolls are going to understand Che and Guevarism. And if Guevarists buy that bullshit, well...

Che1990
20th July 2005, 20:13
Hehehe. after we've finished ranting about this, Malte will probably start selling them on Che-lives.

Anarcho-Communist
21st July 2005, 08:18
It's just making money for the bourgeosis, and besides they doll dosen't look that great. I could do a better job.

Clarksist
21st July 2005, 20:37
Whoever greenlit this to sell at K-Mart... the revolution should kill them first.

cormacobear
21st July 2005, 21:01
I agree that's the saddest marketing of a deceased man's image I've ever seen.
One of the atrsy types should design a sticker we can print off on our computers listing what's morally reprehensible about this, then we can go to K-Mart and stick the stickers to the boxes

The money they just gave to a corperation, could have fed a starving african for a month, could have cured a child of leprosy, I'm sure Che would have preferred the buyers do that than give the money to his enemies
\ :(

Latifa
21st July 2005, 22:41
for some reason the dolls poor quality reminds me of thunderbirds.

Clarksist
21st July 2005, 23:59
Originally posted by [email protected] 21 2005, 02:01 PM
The money they just gave to a corperation, could have fed a starving african for a month, could have cured a child of leprosy, I'm sure Che would have preferred the buyers do that than give the money to his enemies
\ :(
And THAT'S how the capitalists are getting back at our movement.

By feeding off of it.

Don't buy their merchindise. Lute it. :lol:

TC
22nd July 2005, 00:53
oh come on,

It doesn't really look like Che but its cute and anyone whould know who its supposed to be.

There are other ones in the same series:

http://www.philosophersguild.com/pics/bmarxbig.gif
http://www.philosophersguild.com/pics/bfribeanbig.gif
http://www.philosophersguild.com/pics/bwebbig.gif

the last one is supposed to be WEB du bois though its really not obvious.

http://www.philosophersguild.com/pics/trotskybig.gif
http://www.philosophersguild.com/pics/axisbig.jpg

http://www.philosophersguild.com/index.lasso?page_mode=home

Big Boss
22nd July 2005, 01:42
Now that's totaly ridiculous!

bed_of_nails
22nd July 2005, 03:05
Who is the female with the unibrow supposed to be? I cant quite put my finger on it.

Clarksist
22nd July 2005, 03:39
Originally posted by [email protected] 21 2005, 08:05 PM
Who is the female with the unibrow supposed to be? I cant quite put my finger on it.
Frida Kahlo, I believe.

Taiga
22nd July 2005, 08:22
This site is damn funny.
I want this!!!!
http://www.philosophersguild.com/pics/antibig.jpg

dyanamic
23rd July 2005, 11:26
Is the doll with the beard supposed to be Fidel?

Urban Guerrilla
23rd July 2005, 15:31
The one by itself with a beard above the Frida Kahlo doll is Karl Marx, Unless you're talking about the bearded one in the axis of evil then that is Khamenei :che:

Organic Revolution
23rd July 2005, 16:28
holy crap! these are the worst things i ever seen. they have about as much detail as barbie has a vagina.

OleMarxco
23rd July 2005, 18:35
If you like 'em, steal 'em.
If not, abstain. I do NOT suggest buyin' em...at all.
Shopliftin' is way better, and you get shit-for-free-for-all ;)
Else, you WILL-support a line of Capitalists...
Whether or not you like it. Even if the doll is Commie,
the seller's ---- ARE NOT! Suprisin'? :P

Oldergod
23rd July 2005, 20:22
whats up with che and the 6 inch heals?

bed_of_nails
24th July 2005, 04:18
Originally posted by rise [email protected] 23 2005, 08:28 AM
holy crap! these are the worst things i ever seen. they have about as much detail as barbie has a vagina.
Havent you ever broken into a toy store and made all the Barbie/Ken dolls anatomically correct?

RABBIT - THE - CUBAN - MILITANT
25th July 2005, 07:49
ah .. unfortunately iv seen worse ones in in cuba ha ... but what are really popular - well when i was a child - was che teddy bears , i wonder if i still got mine .. ill post a pic if i find it :D

Anarcho-Communist
25th July 2005, 08:03
Originally posted by [email protected] 22 2005, 02:05 PM
Who is the female with the unibrow supposed to be? I cant quite put my finger on it.
Trotsky's wife :lol:

Loca_freak
26th July 2005, 13:40
it's horrible :blink: