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Sovietsky Souyuz
23rd October 2002, 21:53
picture this, the USA used to be friendly with Osama bin laden when he was with the mujahdeen fighting the red army, soviet union collapses, osama turns against and does the US a great wrong, so they bomb the crap out of afghanistan looking for him .(by the way, cruise missiles can now hit a big red cross with 100% acc).
Sadam hussein used to be a US puppet, now he's not, so they, after his expansion into Kuwait, bombed the crap out of Iraq, till he retreated, killing hundreds of thousands of civilians, and he's still there. this current crisis involving Sadam basically revolves around oil ....
What if a Communist revolution in Britain was to take place, with Blair gone, and no-one to play puppet to a capitalist US government, would the B-52's take to the air then, would the British be subjected to death because the US doesn't like us (vietnam, korea, cold war). ?
Jaha
23rd October 2002, 22:04
the US would go ape-shit. im sure of it.
canikickit
23rd October 2002, 23:04
From bull-shit to ape-shit in one move. Impressive.
sypher
23rd October 2002, 23:04
lol, yes they would go nuts. And then the 1984 bullshit will rise up again (We arte at war with East Asia. We have always been at war with East Asia.) The question thats makes me smile is, What if ALL of western Europe were to become communists? What would the U.S. do then?
(Edited by sypher at 11:06 pm on Oct. 23, 2002)
Exploited Class
24th October 2002, 00:56
The united states would send troops to help defend the democratic, god loving, wonderful people of Britian from the horriable and tyranical god fearing commie reds.
The United States would cure over night Ronald Reagan's Mental Capacity, he would in return then order Margrette Thatcher to his side. The two in a dragon ball Z type fashion would fuse into one being.
Meahwhile outside of Britain, France decides to join in and become communists too, domino theory kicks in full force in America, and now Regatcher has the super powers given to him/her to take the Commie bastards out of the world once and for all.
Regatcher flies into outerspace and finishes STAR WARS with Oil, Blood, 14 year old girls in sweat shops and breaking 20 unions in half with military power. When asked why, Regatcher responds with, "It doesn't stop the evil commies in Britian, but it was a fucking fun thing to do."
Regatcher personally flies into Britain, with destructo reds killing eye beams, illiminates all those hate filled commies.
IRANeAZAD5
24th October 2002, 02:51
yeah i gotta agree with exploitedclass
but it would be even wierder if it happend the other way around, what do you think britain would do? the same thing?
Angie
24th October 2002, 12:21
Does anyone else remember that quaint little comment Dubya made a while back about Japan being great friends with America for 150 years?
Food for thought.
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