Write your own 10 commandments

[Cobra]

All the current major religions are hopelessly outdated. We need new religion for the new generation. Religion that is Xtreme and has bad attitude! Anarcho-Individualist-People’s Religion! Each of our own religion!

Write ten commandments that you find suitable for your own religion.

Here are my own religion’s 10 commandments:

1. Thou shalt not worship false idols

2. Thou shalt not bow to anyone or anything. And I keep my commandments.

3. Thou shalt not take my name Cobra in vain: for I will no hold him or her guiltless that taketh my name in vain.

4. Thou shall masturbate every Sunday.

5. Honor thyself: that thy days may be long upon the land which the ice goddess Shiva giveth thee.

6. Thou shall only kill when it is necessary

7. Thou shall only commit adultery when it is the rational course of action to take

8. Thou shall not suffer

9. Thou shall only lie when to saveth thy own ass

10. Thou shall not have power over another person without their consent


Write your own religion's 10 commandants. It’s ok if some of your 10 are the same as mine or other people. They can be whatever you want them to be!

[Che1990]

9. Thou shall only lie when to saveth thy own ass

Hahahahaha! I think that one is in the original 10 commandments! :P

The bible reads:

'And God said to Moses, "Commandment nine; thou shalt only lie when it is to saveth thy own ass".'

[RedAnarchist]

1. You shall question all authority, no matter what sort of authority it is.

2. You shall never distinguish between gender, race, age or nationality.

3. You shall not fight for or support any capitalist nation.

4. You shall view women as equal.

5. You must always think for yourself.

6. You shall not treat Communism, Anarchism or Socialism as a religion.

7. You must ensure that you understand the ideas, theories and values of Communism in order to call yourself a Communist.

8. You shall not be subservient to any master, be it a human or a deity.

9. You shall not hold views which are rascist, sexist, homophobic or fascist.

10. You shall be your own person, thinking free and being free.

[OleMarxco]

Bah, that list is for humanist pansies. Here's a better one;
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1. Thou shalt kick-ass in thy morning.

2. And take thy names in thy evening.

3. Thy middle of thy day is devoted purely to lunch break.

4. Thou salt never wear pink clothes, or stop talking like a pseudo-medieval pirate, ARR!

5. Any mortal who starts a war in thy name, should suddently die of an perpetuatly "accident"....or so-calledly atleast reported as such.

6. 66.

7. Thou shalt not fuck with my commandments Satan! Ach! I can't rewrite point 6 since it's written in holy, un-overrule-able text!

8. 8!

9. Fuck off Hitler, thy ass belongs in hell. I know place in heaven I shouldn't sell. Thou shalt get back in yer leashes!

10. Do not try to edit this commandment with thy godly powers unless I give thou holy, explicit license. Forged documentaries with my "signature" won't count.

[Maynard]

It is interesting, in the book I started reading today "Letters from Spain" about an Australian who fought in the Spanish Civil War, he apparently went to a "socialist Sunday school" where there was the "Ten Commandments of Socialism" of which two were

"Love learning, which is the food of the mind. Be grateful to your teacher as to your parents" which was the second and the eighth "Observe and think in order to discover the truth". The socialist Sunday school was set up by Tom Mann, a Englishmen who emigrated to Australia and was a prominent Socialist and Trade Unionist. Its catechism was "I am very sorry that there is so much suffering through poverty; and I believe socialism will cure this evil and make it possible for all to be happy"

[Clarksist]

1. Thou shalt follow his own design.
2. Thou shalt never hurt or maime, unless in self-defence.
3. Thou shalt never eat meaat, or products from a living thing.
4. Thou shalt never exploit a living creature, or the earth.
5. Thou shalt never be a dirty capitalist.
6. Thou shalt never worship anyone or anything.
7. Thou shalt make thine own decisions.
8. Thou shalt love all.
9. Thou shalt never take anything on this list out of context.
10. Thou shalt always question what they hear.

[red_orchestra]

1. Thou shall question authority, because not to do so is walking blind
2. Thou shall not buy or consume sweatshop goods or products produced by abused hands.
3. Thou shall support unions and labour federations that support workers rights
4. Thou shall oppose the right-wing and all of its counterparts in society
5. Thou shall believe in the true doctrine of Karl Marx and the pratice of Leninism.
6. Thou shall not distinquish between race, creed, or social status
7. Thou shall keep my mind free of all intoxicants and false ideas
8. Thou shall love all my comrads and treat them as family
9. Thou shall strive for a socialist state
10. Thou shall never be afraid to take up arms against thy enemy and fight for socialism!

[More Fire for the People]

1. The constant purpose for existance is the eternal search for enlightenment.
2. Enlightenment is discovered through experience and learning.
3. Enlightenment is found in brotherhood and community, strive for unity.
4. Focus on community, and remember that all of humanity is in equality.
5. Respect nature and respect those within the brotherhood of enlightenment.
6. The desire of profit is against the concept of enlightenment.
7. Strive for life and forget death, remember though there is a time to fight and a time rebel.
8. Remember, that destruction of enlightenment is in error and that property for profit is theft.
9. Be honest, focus on truth, change opinion, and seek equality.
10. And you shall love the brotherhood of enlightenment with all your being.

[Elect Marx]

A biblical rendition of my philosophy in ten easy commandments:

BOLD = MY ADDITION

[GOD VOICE=THUNDEROUS] AND EM SAID UNTO THEE! [/GOD VOICE]

GOAL
1) (Scientific method) Thou shalt hold logic (philosophical materialism) in critical thought to all things.
2) (anti-“ipse dixit”) Thou shalt question authority always
3) (Productivity - origins?) Thou shalt leave the world better than thou found it

LAW
4) (9th commandment - Lying "Thou shalt not bear false witness against thy neighbor")
Thou shalt not deceive out of malice
5) (2nd commandment - Idolatry “Thou shalt not make unto thee any graven image”)
Thou shalt not imbue exorbitant value in any person or object
6) (Respect “Jesus” on the 2nd commandment - Matt. 22:39 - “Love thy neighbor as thyself”)
Think not of prejudice and act not of bigotry.
7) (My anti-ignorance/distraction concept)
Thou shat be not inhibited by distractionary treachery or escapism.

CREDO
8) (Wiccan Rede) An' it harm none, Do what ye will.
9) (“Live and let live”) Hinder not the rights of thy neighbor whilst thy neighbor hinders not rights and be subservient to no other
10) (The golden rule) Do onto others as you would have others do onto you.


Originally posted by Variations of The golden rule
"Do for one who may do for you, that you may cause him thus to do." The Tale of the Eloquent Peasant, 109 - 110 (Ancient Egyptian) Translated by R.B. Parkinson. The original dates to 1970 to 1640 BCE and may be the earliest version ever written.

"Try your best to treat others as you would wish to be treated yourself, and you will find that this is the shortest way to benevolence." Mencius VII.A.4 Confucius
From some site I found, Ethics of Reciprocity and stuff... (http://www.religioustolerance.org/reciproc.htm)

BOUNUS) Thou shalt enjoy life!

[Matthew The Great]

1. Thou shalt not be an asshole.
2. Thou shalt not be an asshole.
3. Thou shalt not be an asshole.
4. Thou shalt not be an asshole.
5. Thou shalt not be an asshole.
6. Thou shalt not be an asshole.
7. Thou shalt not be an asshole.
8. Thou shalt not be an asshole.
9. Thou shalt not be an asshole.
10. Thou shalt not be an asshole.

[OleMarxco]

Seems like you won the commendments-contest, huh, Matthew, there? :D
Beat me by a slight advance. Let's all vote on who has teh best commandments, huh? Just fer the hell of it. I vote on; Xphile. 'Cuz he's a bad-ass pimp ;)

[Publius]

1. That shalt give me, thine creator, 2, count them 2, Technics 1200s turntables.

2. Thou shalt give me, thine creator, 2, count them 2, Panasonic CDDJ decks.

3. Thou shalt give me, thine creator, your vinyl records and CDs.

4. Thou shalt give me, thine creator, an SP1200 sampler.

5. Thou shalt give me, thine creator, a Vestax PMC-05 Pro II 2 Channel DJ Scratch Mixer.

6. Thou shalt give me, thine creator, a Sony Karakoe microphone, free of covers.

7. Thou shalt give me, thine creator, a set of battle boxes.

8. Thou shalt give me, thine creator, a wawa pedal, for mine tweak scratches.

9. Thou shalt teach me how to DJ, if thine name is either: DJ Q-Bert, Mixmaster Mike, DJ Shadow or Buck 65.

10. And thou shalt worship and honor and not kill or steal or do all that other bad shit.


As you can see, I'm both a fair and nice God, plus a God that wants to learn how to DJ.

[Raisa]

1) Act with the consideration that everything you do influences the world. So be the best person you can be.

2) Dont put yourself above others.

3) Dont put yourself below others.

4) The earth gives us everything we need to live. Keep it real with your eating as much as you can.

5) Share. It isnt like no one never gave you anything before.

6) Recognize that you dont hate people, you just hate what they do.

7) Dont piss on the toilet seat, thats nasty.

8) Dont try to make up an eighth commandment, because there is none.

9) Dont exploit other people.

10) Have patience with kids. You were a kid once. You are a shitty adult if you grew into something that cant even tolerate children, when you know damn well that someone tolerated you back in the day.
Now its time to pay it forward and show some love to the children...because they really are the future and they got so much potential.

[coda]

to be cont.

[The Apathetic Atheist]

1. Reproducing only leads to the pain and sorrow of existance. Do not reproduce. If you end up reproducing, do not expect love or respect as a given. Both are earned.

2. If knowledge becomes a burden too heavy to hold, drown your thoughts in substances which reduce the capacity of the brain.

3. Invent your own morals. Reject established norms when they have no logical basis.

4. Invent your own philosophy. Do not rely on religion for guidance. Realize that all philosphical doctorine is a mutation of human influence. Create your own mutation.

5. Do not repeat the same wrongs which have been imposed upon you.

6. Never forget what real friends do and what good music sounds like. Decide for yourself what constitutes each.

7. Become the master of yourself. Control your indulgences and urges in the name of efficiency. Act with the greater good of your interests in mind.

8. Do not give in to empathy.

9. Live like a mad man (or woman).

10. I will update and finish this later. UFO's are fake.

[Elect Marx]

Originally posted by The Apathetic [email protected] 10 2005, 09:53 PM
1. Reproducing only leads to the pain and sorrow of existance. Do not reproduce. If you end up reproducing, do not expect love or respect as a given. Both are earned.

2. If knowledge becomes a burden too heavy to hold, drown your thoughts in substances which reduce the capacity of the brain.

3. Invent your own morals. Reject established norms when they have no logical basis.

4. Invent your own philosophy. Do not rely on religion for guidance. Realize that all philosphical doctorine is a mutation of human influence. Create your own mutation.

5. Do not repeat the same wrongs which have been imposed upon you.

6. Never forget what real friends do and what good music sounds like. Decide for yourself what constitutes each.

7. Become the master of yourself. Control your indulgences and urges in the name of efficiency. Act with the greater good of your interests in mind.

8. Do not give in to empathy.

9. Live like a mad man (or woman).

10. I will update and finish this later. UFO's are fake.
Your #2 and my # 7 conflict, as well as your #4 with my #1, I think.

Clash of the gods! :lol:

Also; what do do you mean by #8?

[codyvo]

Stop watching Letterman, he's getting to all of your heads.

[cubist]

ok heres my ten condiments

1. ketchup
2. bbq sauce
3 pepper
4 french mustard
5 mayo
6 salt
7 tartar sauce
8 monkey gland sauce
9 bearnaise suace
10 mango chutney

[rebelafrika]

1. Thou shalt not post ANY of these commandments ANYWHERE.

2. Thou shalt NOT be capitalist...meaning NOBODY can be a capitalist...and if thou is reading this and thinking "he's not talking to thou," then this means thine is ESPECIALLY talking to thou...also capitalism SHALT NOT BE ALLOWED TO EXIST....and if thou thinks thou can get around this one...thou is surely mistaken.

3. Thou shalt smoke weed (if you want to).

4. Thou shalt stop being "anal" about the number of commandments.

[Bugalu Shrimp]

1. Dowotchalike.

[Red Robe Majere]

1. thou shall not worship.
2. thou shall not kill.
3. thou shall not put these commandments in any public area.
4. thou shall not be capitalist in any way shape or form.
5. thou shall treat everyone as an equal.
6. listen to 1.
7. listen to 2.
8. listen to 3.
9. listen to 4.
10. listen to 5.

[Enragé]

1. Thou shalt not be guided by a set of fixed and dogmatic rules.
2. listen to 1
3. listen to 2
4. listen to 3
5. listen to 4
6. listen to 5
7. listen to 6
8. listen to 7
9. listen to 8
10. listen to 9

[Latifa]

1. Thou shalt not spend ten dollars a week on chicken pie, for it is ungodly

2. Thou shalt eat only raw turnips shaped like sexual organs

3. Thou shalt not quote Stalin in ye signature, for he is a ****.

4. Thou shalt ride a bike.

5. Thou shalt not camoflague your neighbors privy.

6. Thou shalt not insult those with orange hair, for its not their fault.

7. Thou shalt cream pie figures of authority.

8. Thou shalt aid friends in cream pieing of authority.

9. Thou shalt not be so damned uptight about counting.

[jvs]

1. Dowotchalike.

bugalu shrimp, you're the wisest person in this entire thread

[Led Zeppelin]

1. Only worship me.

2. Praise me at least once per hour.

3. Do not talk shit about me.

4. Kill everyone who talks shit about me.

5. Sacrifice at least one virgin (over 18 of course :P ) per day in my honor.

6. Only steal stuff you are going to give to me.

7. There are no 8,9 and 10th rules.

[Socialistpenguin]

1. Thou shalt not invoke patriotism or nationalism: for thou will be flogged.
2. On the Sabbath day, a fascist will be captured, tortured, burnt at the stake, THEN flogged, to appease me.
3. Chips (or fries, to our American viewers) shall become the national dish, for they are teh 0wn4ge.
4. Thou shalt seek out the chalky dust of the love salmon.
5. Parents shall be forbidden from singing popular music, for it is highly embarassing
6. I demand....A SHRUBBERY!
7. Treat others as thou would like to be treated.
8. The following Flash movies shall be dedicated to moi:End of World (http://www.endofworld.net) To Kill A Mocking Bird (http://www.compfused.com/directlink/453/)
9. All chavs, (I'm talking attitude, here, not clothes), SHALL BE EXECUTED BRUTALLY.
10. You shall assist in the wiping out of chavs.

That is all.

[Xvall]

1) Thou Shalt Not Procreate.
3) Shut thee the fuck up.
3) Thou Shalt Preserve the Sacred Bufaloon.
7) E Pluribus unum.

[Lacrimi de Chiciură]

10 rules? I can't remember that many!

[MoscowFarewell]

1. Thou shalt stone thy stupid breathern
2. Thou shalt outcast right wingers afraid of change
3. Thou shalt outcast left wingers afraid of change
4. If thou shalt question mine logic, thou shall get thy boot shoved up thy ass
5. Using thy words "Gay" or any reference to thy homosexual breathern shall be stoned
6. Follow thy 5 commandments
7. Reread commandments 1-6
8. Copy 7
9. Copy 8
10. If thou is annoying, thou shall shut the fuck up

[Ian]

1. Fuck World Trade
2. Kill Cops
3. Burn them Prisons
4. Rock the 40 oz.
5. You may say Panhandling isn't a job, but I disagree ya ignorant slob
6. You may be anti-racist but then you're anti-gay. GAY RUDE BOYS AND GIRLS UNITE!
7. In a better time in this shitty little globe we'd be bashing all the racists and crucify the homophobes
8. All the kids in the straight edge scene are in the basement huffing gasoline
9. Welcome to c-squat.
10. Listen to Leftover Crack

[DarthVader]

Ian, you sound like a top notch Rhodes Scholar.

[Pawn Power]

Originally posted by [email protected] 24 2005, 03:58 AM
1. Fuck World Trade
2. Kill Cops
3. Burn them Prisons
4. Rock the 40 oz.
5. You may say Panhandling isn't a job, but I disagree ya ignorant slob
6. You may be anti-racist but then you're anti-gay. GAY RUDE BOYS AND GIRLS UNITE!
7. In a better time in this shitty little globe we'd be bashing all the racists and crucify the homophobes
8. All the kids in the straight edge scene are in the basement huffing gasoline
9. Welcome to c-squat.
10. Listen to Leftover Crack
Ah, I saw Leftover Crack two weeks ago!
I think the only song they played that you mentioned was Nazi White Trash.

[Mr Flibble]

1. thou shalt not belive everything the goverment say
2 thou shalt advocate change (in a leftist direction of course)
3. thou shalt take life as it comes and chill out a bit
4. thou shalt not be obsessed about money
5. thou shalt like british humor..see monty python or red dwarf for examples
6. thou shalt not just slob around all day
7.thou shalt pay some attention to politics
8. thou shalt treat most people with respect and tolerance
9 for those people you dont respect please feel free to torment them
10. Thou shalt take in to consideration that everything is false

[Paradox]

1. Thou shalt not eat Big Macs cuz they fuckin' suck and they ain't big at all.

2. Thou shalt laugh when people trip and fall.

3. Thou shalt flush the fuckin' toilet before leaving the bathroom, cuz I hate seeing that shit when I need to go.

4. Thou shalt not watch FOX News, cuz they're a bunch of dumbasses.

5. Screw being a vegetarian, thou shalt stuff your face with pork and steak til you fuckin' choke.

6. Thou shalt not exercise. It takes too much energy.

7. Thou shalt die anyway, so eat whatever the fuck you like.

8. Thou shalt not talk when I'm watching TV.

9. Thou shalt not use the word "fuck."

10. Thou shalt not make stupid fuckin' lists of corny ass commandments.

[Anarcho-Communist]

1. Thou shalt not worship false Gods
2. Thou shalt not kill
3. Thou shalt not be sexist
4. Thou shalt not be racist
5. Thou shalt not be homophobic
6. Thou shalt treat the Proletariats equal with the Bourgeoisie
7. Thou shalt abolish Capitalism
8. Thou shalt not worship Hitler, Stalin etc.
9. Thou shalt be true to a revolution
10. Thou shalt be strong and determined

[Elect Marx]

Originally posted by Anarcho-[email protected] 31 2005, 12:06 AM
6. Thou shalt treat the Proletariats equal with the Bourgeoisie
How does that work?

Would you treat someone that just robbed you the same as a guy you know from work?

[Anarcho-Communist]

No! :o I meant that they may be a lower class, but you better recognise them!

[Michael De Panama]

My ten

1) Do
2) what
3) thou
4) wilt
5) shall be
6) the
7) whole
8) of
9) the
10) law.

[Elect Marx]

Originally posted by Michael De [email protected] 31 2005, 03:44 AM
My ten

1) Do
2) what
3) thou
4) wilt
5) shall be
6) the
7) whole
8) of
9) the
10) law.
That is like the Wiccan Rede (An' it harm none, Do what ye will) Only you don't exclude harming others.

[Michael De Panama]

Originally posted by 313C7 iVi4RX+Jul 31 2005, 11:33 PM--> (313C7 iVi4RX @ Jul 31 2005, 11:33 PM)
Michael De [email protected] 31 2005, 03:44 AM
My ten

1) Do
2) what
3) thou
4) wilt
5) shall be
6) the
7) whole
8) of
9) the
10) law.
That is like the Wiccan Rede (An' it harm none, Do what ye will) Only you don't exclude harming others.[/b]
Probably.

It's Aleister Crowley's Law of Thelema.

[Michael De Panama]

For spiritual purposes, I see no reason to exclude doing harm to others.

[Donnie]

There's no need to have 10 commandments. People can live freely without them. We should only judge people on their actions not on morals, then again we should only judge people in very extreme cases.