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romanm
20th May 2005, 16:53
Bizarre Sex Habits of The Extreme Right-Wing

Last night, anti-abortion extremist Neal Horsley was a guest on The Alan Colmes Show, a FOX News radio program. The topic was an interesting one - whether or not an internet service provider should allow Horsley to post the names of abortion doctors on his website. Horsley does that as a way of targeting them and one doctor has been killed. In the course of the interview, however, Colmes asked Horsley about his background, including a statement that he had admitted to engaging in homosexual and bestiality sex.

At first, Horsley laughed and said, "Just because it's printed in the media, people jump to believe it."

"Is it true?" Colmes asked.

"Hey, Alan, if you want to accuse me of having sex when I was a fool, I did everything that crossed my mind that looked like I..."

AC: "You had sex with animals?"

NH: "Absolutely. I was a fool. When you grow up on a farm in Georgia, your first girlfriend is a mule."

AC: "I'm not so sure that that is so."

NH: "You didn't grow up on a farm in Georgia, did you?"

AC: "Are you suggesting that everybody who grows up on a farm in Georgia has a mule as a girlfriend?"

NH: It has historically been the case. You people are so far removed from the reality... Welcome to domestic life on the farm..."

Colmes said he thought there were a lot of people in the audience who grew up on farms, are living on farms now, raising kids on farms and "and I don't think they are dating Elsie right now. You know what I'm saying?"

Horsley said, "You experiment with anything that moves when you are growing up sexually. You're naive. You know better than that... If it's warm and it's damp and it vibrates you might in fact have sex with it."

In addition to Horsley, Colmes has recently interviewed Randall Terry another radical anti-abortionist and anti-gay activist. In the middle of an otherwise serious interview, Terry began joking - apropos of nothing - that he and Colmes were ex-lovers.

Another extremist interviewed by Colmes not too long ago was Rev. Fred Phelps who stated on the show that he thought the death penalty should be given for those who engage in "sodomy." When Colmes asked Phelps if he had ever engaged in gay sex, Phelps blustered but never said no.

Hmm, I'm beginning to sense a pattern here. Come to think of it, Ann Coulter is reputed to have an unusually, er, wide-ranging sex life, too, though as far as I know it's just confined to men. Still, it doesn't exactly match the profile of an ultra-conservative.
Reported by ellen at May 6, 2005 01:27 PM |

Socialistpenguin
20th May 2005, 17:22
I've seen this story before, but still, OH THE IRONY!! This is seriously going to lower whatever respectability they have. Expect some slick maneuvering by the "liberal" media.

P.S. If something like this came out about Ann Coulter, that would be one of the happiest days of my life.

El_Revolucionario
20th May 2005, 17:23
Isn't it just a little ironic that a Republican named HORSELEY would have sex with a mule? The mule/donkey is the symbol of the Democratic Party. :lol: Sorry, I just couldn't help but point that out.

El_Revolucionario
20th May 2005, 17:26
All I know is Ann Coulter's adam's apple is the largest I've seen, on a woman OR man. :lol: Once she was yelled at during one of her "speeches" and the person yelling said "Hey ann which is bigger, your adam's apple or your dick?" :lol:

If Ann Coulter is really a woman, then *she* is one of the most anti-woman women I have ever heard of. She once said that women should not be able to vote.

SpeCtrE
20th May 2005, 17:34
Originally posted by [email protected] 20 2005, 04:26 PM
She once said that women should not be able to vote.
I heard that too... :)


Isn't it just a little ironic that a Republican named HORSELEY would have sex with a mule? The mule/donkey is the symbol of the Democratic Party. Sorry, I just couldn't help but point that out.

lol

I guess Ann Coulter is One Fucked up fuckhead who was never fucked by anyone with a fucking straight fucking head.


If something like this came out about Ann Coulter, that would be one of the happiest days of my life.

I wouldn't really give a shit.,.. I mean, what is worse than what she already is.

Sir Aunty Christ
20th May 2005, 17:35
CUCKOO!
CUCKOO!
CUCKOO!

Daft sods.