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Scottish_Militant
9th May 2005, 21:31
1.Start at Glasgow Airport.

2.Catch flight from Glasgow to London Heathrow Airport.

3.Catch flight from London Heathrow to Dallas Fort Worth Airport.

4.Hire car at Dallas Fort Worth Airport.

5.Start going toward the "Airport Exit" on "International
ParkwaySouth" follow for 0.2 miles.

6.Bear left onto the highway toward "Terminal East Parking" - follow
for 0.3 miles

7.Bear left onto "International Parkway North" toward "North
AirportExit" - follow for 2.9 miles

8.Take the "Highway 114 west" exit
toward "Fort Worth" - follow for 29.2 miles

9.Then continue on "US 287 north" follow for 91.1 miles

10."US 287 north" becomes "Interstate-44 east" follow for 0.7 miles

11.Take left fork onto "US-287 north" toward "Vernon" -
follow for 104.0 miles

12."US 287 north" becomes "Avenue F (US-287)" - follow
for 2.8 miles

13.Continue to follow "US 287 north" - follow for 104.9 miles

14.Take left ramp onto "Interstate 40 west" toward "Dumas" - follow
for 7.8 miles

15.Take "Exit 70" onto "US 60 east" toward "Dumas" - follow for
0.5 miles

16.Take the "Buchanan Street" exit toward "Dumas/Pampa" - follow
for 1.7 miles

17.Turn right onto "Old Route 66 (Interstate 40)" - follow for
0.1 miles

18.Arrive at the centre of "Amarillo, Texas"

Ian
9th May 2005, 22:43
Why would you go there?

Scottish_Militant
10th May 2005, 05:02
I wouldn't, but i'll help that old bastard Tony Christie to find it so he'll stop fucking singing about it :(

Ian
10th May 2005, 06:51
OH I GET IT.

RedAnarchist
10th May 2005, 12:49
*Looks at directions*


*gets plane and heads for Texas*

*Flies over Amarillo, and drops nuke*

Good riddance! :lol:

Ian
10th May 2005, 13:01
OH LOL HHAHAHAHA

ÑóẊîöʼn
10th May 2005, 13:01
I fucking hate that song it's shite!

RedAnarchist
10th May 2005, 13:03
Its cheesier than Wallace and Gromit's fridge!

h&s
10th May 2005, 16:13
Its shit and cheesy, but its so cool.... :)

Anti-establishment
10th May 2005, 19:06
woman goes to see doctor:

woman: ''doctor i have a problem'':(
doc: ''And what would that be'':D
woman: ''It's my vagina''
doc: ''Oh :unsure: I see, well whats the problem''
woman: ''Well everytime i open my legs it sings Is This The Way To Amarillo''
doc: &#39;&#39;Oh don&#39;t worry, every ****s singin&#39; that&#39;&#39; <_<