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I Will Deny You
21st August 2002, 21:11
The Democratic primary elections are coming up in my city, and it's a given that whoever wins the Democratic nomination will become mayor. Our current mayor has to run a write-in campaign because he turned in fraudulent petition signatures, and his biggest challenge seems to be another write-in, Willie Wilson. He's a Baptist preacher who has talked about cutting off people's heads. (Maybe I'm the only one who sees a problem with this.) Then there's another candidate whose name will actually be on the ballot that is also a preacher. He has no idea what he is doing or talking about. There's also a former stripper old enough to be my grandmother who goes by the name "Faith" and is trying to turn DC into a state.

I don't like the current mayor, Anthony Williams, because he keeps helping out the rich neighborhoods and continually fucks over the poor. But it looks like he's the lesser of all evils. Where's Marion Barry when you need him?

Lindsay

RedCeltic
22nd August 2002, 13:22
My god Lindsay, I had no idea how screwed up the capitol distrect mayor's election was. Yet another case of a bad politician who will probobly win an election due to lack of a real chalanger. Blahh.

deadpool 52
24th August 2002, 06:33
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Yeah, I was watching a segment on that on The Daily Show, and could not stop laughing.

Fraudulent signatures like, Billy Joel.

The funniest thing is, they are all jokes.

The Preacher, thinks he is qualified because? He is a preacher.

Faith looks like the most brain-dead person alive.

Another candidate threw a metal chair at someone in a debate. http://www.bladegash.net/forums/images/smilies/newlaugh.gif

And the last no one knows what he looks like, but he got in a fight with a tow truck driver in 1978.

Fucking hilarious.