Communal Song Thread

[RedAnarchist]

This thread has one purpose - you can either take a well known peice of instrumental music or a well known song, and you spoof it. By this, i mean that you change the words so that you have a humourous new song that uses the same rhythm and tune as the original. You can also post one of the many Bush spoof songs in existence on the Internet.

[RedAnarchist]

(Sung to the tune of "YMCA" by The Village People)

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(instrumental intro)
Dumb plan! Bush now wants to crack down.
It's a dumb plan, to stop leaks all around.
It's a dumb plan, to have FBI hound
The congressional inquiry.

Dumb plan! 'Cause both parties said no.
It's a dumb plan! Ill-conceived from get-go.
Bush says, "Hey there! Cannot leak what you find
About 9/11's big crime."

You'll hear Bush say, "Lie, and you'll pay!"
You'll hear Bush say, "Lie, and you'll pay!"
Leaks have made this "king" sore; just hear the Bush Boy:
"Congress must not make any noise."

You'll hear Bush say, "Lie, and you'll pay!"
You'll hear Bush say, "Lie, and you'll pay!"
When will Dubya come clean?
Afghan gas pipeline deal,
That Bush did whatever to seal.

Dumb man... fronts an oligarchy.
Shrub's a dumb man, prefers plutocracy.
He's a dumb man, power beyond his dreams.
But does not yet know one damned thing.

Dumb man... can't be left by himself.
He's a dumb man, with the mind of an elf.
We say, "Whoa, there - FBI, CIA,
Don't take our liberties away!

You'll hear Bush say, "Lie, and you'll pay!"
You'll hear Bush say, "Lie, and you'll pay!"
Leaks have made this "king" sore; just hear the Bush Boy:
"Congress must not make any noise."

You'll hear Bush say, "Lie, and you'll pay!"
You'll hear Bush say, "Lie, and you'll pay!"
When will Dubya come clean?
Afghan gas pipeline deal,
That Bush did whatever to seal.

Dumb plan! Whom does Bush now accuse
Of disloyalty? Why does Cheney refuse
To cooperate? Why the big shuck-and-jive?
Their inaction cost many lives.

So then, we must seriously
Tell this dumb man, "Don't make history repeat.
There's no place for... spies from our CIA.
You're not King of the U.S.A."

You'll hear Bush say, "Lie, and you'll pay!"
You'll hear Bush say, "Lie, and you'll pay!"
Leaks have made this "king" sore; just hear the Bush Boy,
"Congress must not make any noise."

"Lie, and you'll pay."
Bush tells the Congress now, "Lie, and you'll pay."
Bush tells the Congress now, "Lie, and you'll pay."
It's a dumb plan, to stop leaks all around.
It's a dumb plan, to have FBI hound
Those in Congress, now your polls have lost ground.

"Lie, and you'll pay."
Bush tells Congress, "Lie, and you'll pay."
Dumb plan! Whom does Bush now accuse
Of disloyalty? Why does Cheney refuse...

"Lie, and you'll pay."
"Lie, and you'll pay."
"Lie, and you'll pay."
"Lie, and you'll pay."

(repeat and fade)

[RedAnarchist]

(Sung to the tune of "All I Wanna Do" by Sheryl Crow)

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(As sung by pResident Dubya Bush to Attorney General John Ashcroft)
(Spoken:)
John, pour the Crisco,
And bless this country's safekeeper; this is my way...

All I wanna do is rub out that Saddam, and I will try.
And Iran's next, if my war goes nowhere.
No evidence of weapons? I'm pRez, I say we'll kill 'em.
We'll ensure our fill of oil from Iraq, good buddy.
Since greed's plain ugly to see, we won't blunder if we're clever.
Saddam's on the run for his dear life.

And I'm thinking 'bout High Noon at mid-day,
Very far, in places where our Great Unwashed
Don't know those people in the world.
They get drunk at bars, on small tax breaks;
Dozing while I rubbed out Afghanistan.
Oh, what a hoot!

Don't deprive them of alcoholic fluids,
Or they might keep company with foes of our coup.
Hell, they're nothing like Johnny and me.

All I wanna do... is get Saddam.
His oil we're stealing, soon as my war is won.
All I wanna do... is get Saddam.
His oil we're stealing, soon as my war is won.
All I wanna do... is get Saddam.
And when Saddam gives up, it'll prove oil wars aren't really hard.

(brief instrumental break)

I like to stoke fear, 'cause alerts in the morning
Really helps to steal the headlines from my scandals of old.
I dread them; keep 'em far; those who fight me, you should catch.
John, just go on attack; let civil rights burn.
Drown out those protestors, and start throwing and cursing them out.
Keep watching; nip it in the bud, as we spin for my new war.

Make it snappy, because I want my war.
Scandals haunt me, close to one another.
Cannon fodder used up? Then I want lads...

All I wanna do... is get Saddam.
His oil we're stealing, soon as my war is won.
All I wanna do... is get Saddam.
His oil we're stealing, soon as my war is won.
All I wanna do... is get Saddam.
And when Saddam gives up, it'll prove oil wars aren't really hard.

(instrumental break)

Improvise this war of ours; the way we will fight.
Because we'll smash through the batches of old Scuds,
We will burn and we will char;
Be done very soon, 'cause

All I wanna do... is get Saddam.
His oil we're stealing, soon as my war is won.
All I wanna do... is get Saddam.
His oil we're stealing, soon as my war is won.
All I wanna do... is get Saddam.
His oil we're stealing, soon as my war is won.
All I wanna do... is get Saddam.
And when Saddam gives up, it'll prove oil wars aren't really hard.

When Saddam gives up, it'll prove oil wars aren't really hard.

(instrumental ending)

[Paavo from Hungary]

Ohh yes, Sheryl don't like Bush(it is a light composition). I saw picture in the internet, where Crow wear a polo with this label: War is not the answer.