ATTN: SUPERMODEL - YOU ARE WANTED BY NASA - AND YOU WON'T EV

[Valkyrie]

Russia: Supermodel Astronauts Wanted
By MARCIA DUNN

CAPE CANAVERAL, Fla. (AP) - The international space station's new skipper says forget 'N Sync singer Lance Bass as the orbiting outpost's next tourist. Send up Cindy Crawford!

``We would be very happy to see one of the supermodels,'' Russian Valery Korzun said Saturday in response to a reporter's question as he settled in for a long and cloistered stay.

He quickly added: ``But this is a joke and we will be very happy to receive any space tourist. They're very welcome here.''

Korzun and his crew, American Peggy Whitson and Russian Sergei Treschev, moved into the international space station on Friday evening after their arrival aboard space shuttle Endeavour. They will spend the next 4 1/2 months on board.

On Saturday, the astronauts hoisted a crammed cargo-carrier from the shuttle, attached it to the station for unloading and prepared for Sunday's spacewalk, the first of three planned during Endeavour's visit.

They also reported a loud, growling noise inside the space station. It turned out to be a broken gyroscope that was commanded to spin down and then shut down. One of the bearings apparently seized up.

NASA said the other gyroscopes were working fine and that the failure would not affect the station's navigation and control. But the bad unit will need to be replaced, and the soonest that can happen is early next year

[Supermodel]

Well of course I've been training for months!!!

Here's my latest picture from outer space.....

http://www.space.com/images/ham_02.jpg

They want supermodels because we hardly eat anything.

[Hayduke]

Quote: from Supermodel on 9:11 pm on June 10, 2002

They want supermodels because we hardly eat anything.

Anorexia a disease invented by propaganda.

[vox]

"Let us be judged by how we treat the least among us....Supermodel, rubia y descamisada..."

I'm disappointed. That chimp is neither blonde nor topless. Someone is cheating!

Oh, and about your sig--are you Christian? I ask because that's basically what Matt. 25:31-46 says.

vox

[Supermodel]

For topless pics, you have to go to a different website. They don't have blonde hair stuff in space, nor razors, it would appear. Personal grooming goes to hell, kinda like in the Sierra Maestra. I never said I was a natural blonde, did I? (SWL)

Now there's a thought, if I had joined the rebels in the Sierra Maestra without my makeup and hair stuff I would have looked like this too........I bet some of those macho guys would still have gone for me.

As a matter of fact I am a Christian but I don't go to church (actually I have big, big problems with organized religion). I just heard the quote on TV and liked it, just as a humanitarian statement and I hope it sums me up. In other words, I like the horny teenagers on this site the best, but I digress.

And the Descamisada, as you know, refers more to workers who are topless because they are too hot in the fields, or only have one good shirt, or no shirt, and are the agricultural peasantry.

Anytime I go shirtless it us usually not for any of those reasons.

Oh well at least the pic shows how nice and white my teeth are after years of cosmetic dentistry.

Now anorexia.....that's another story.

Anorexia is a real disease. It can be fatal.
Anorexia is not caused by girls wanting to be thin.
Obesity is a far greater killer and maimer of health than anorexia.
I weigh more than this chimp in real life.
Girls who are anorexic do not think they are fat. In fact they know they are thin.
Girls who are anorexic want to be little again, not thin.
Anorexia is the cry of a girl who desparately needs to be treated like a young girl and not a woman.

All of you, please watch for anorexia in your friends, sisters, cousins. Telling them to eat more is not going to help. Let them know you like them as a person and see if you can propose a healthy, youthful activity you can do together like a game of chess or just feeding the ducks.

[I Will Deny You]

So that's what descamisada means! I was always wondering, but I was too embarrassed to ask.

Models have been overpaid and overworshipped for long enough. Now the time's finally come that they'll have to do something besides get their assholes waxed!

Lindsay

[Supermodel]

Oh but there's nothing like the pain of waxing the upper lip.

Now you know why I was insanely jealous when you told me you had a coconut bra. Look how good that would have looked on me. That's why I acted like a brat and told you you could only wear it after Memorial Day. Well guess what, I found my own coconut bra and even if it is smaller than yours now I'm not jealous any more.

Overpaid and overworshipped? I must be doing something wrong.......

How do astronauts pee anyway?

[I Will Deny You]

Catheters. And I imagine they're even more painful than getting your upper lip waxed (which is something that I know about, even if I've never had my asshole waxed).

Enjoy your coconut bra, you wannabe!

Lindsay