Country=deplorable

[dopediana]

well now folks, i'd like to kick this off with a little bit of gretchen wilson: "redneck woman"

this song would actually be brilliant as a parody but it's much too sincere.

Well, I ain't never been the Barbie doll type
No, I can't swig that sweet Champagne, I'd rather drink beer all night
In a tavern or in a honky tonk or on a four-wheel drive tailgate
I've got posters on my wall of Skynyrd, Kid and Strait

Some people look down on me, but I don't give a rip
I'll stand barefooted in my own front yard with a baby on my hip
'Cause I'm a redneck woman
I ain't no high class broad
I'm just a product of my raising
I say, 'hey ya'll' and 'yee-haw'
And I keep my Christmas lights on
On my front porch all year long
And I know all the words to every Charlie Daniels song
So here's to all my sisters out there keeping it country
Let me get a big 'hell yeah' from the redneck girls like me, hell yeah

Victoria's Secret, well their stuff's real nice
But I can buy the same damn thing on a Wal-Mart shelf half price
And still look sexy, just as sexy as those models on TV
I don't need no designer tag to make my man want me
Well, you might think I'm trashy, a little too hardcore
But in my neck of the woods I'm just the girl next door

Hey I'm a redneck woman
I ain't no high class broad
I'm just a product of my raising
I say, 'hey y'all' and 'yee-haw'
And I keep my Christmas lights on
On my front porch all year long
And I know all the words to every Tanya Tucker song
So here's to all my sisters out there keeping it country
Let me get a big 'hell yeah' from the redneck girls like me, hell yeah

I'm a redneck woman
I ain't no high class broad
I'm just a product of my raising
I say, 'hey y'all' and 'yee-haw'
And I keep my Christmas lights on
On my front porch all year long
And I know all the words to every ol' Bocephus song
So here's to all my sisters out there keeping it country
Let me get a big 'hell yeah' from the redneck girls like me, hell yeah
Hell yeah, hell yeah
Hell yeah
I said hell yeah!

[RedAnarchist]

My grandad was a bass guitarist in a country band, but the tape of them from 1982 doesnt sound like redneck country crap.

[Sabocat]

You want bad? You asked for it. This one makes the bile rise in my throat. Charlie Daniels; the redneckiest of the rednecks. This is why I always say the U.S. should be sawed off at the Mason-Dixon line. :)

This Ain't No Rag, It's a Flag

Charlie Daniels

This ain't no rag it's a flag
And we don't wear it on our heads
It's a symbol of the land where the good guys live
Are you listening to what I said
You're a coward and a fool
And you broke all of the rules
And you wounded our American pride

And now we're coming with a gun
And we know you're gonna run
But you can't find no place to hide
We're gonna hunt you down like a mad dog hound
Make you pay for the lives you stole
We're all through talking and a messing around
And now it's time to rock and roll

These colors don't run and we're speaking as one
When we say united we stand
When you mess with one, you mess with us all
Every boy, girl, woman and man
You've been acting mighty rash
And talking that trash
Let me give you some advice
You can crawl back in your hole
Like a dirty little mole

But now you're gonna pay the price
You might of shot us in the back
Now you have to face the fact
That the big boys' in the game
And the lightning's been flashing
And the thunder's been crashing
And now it's getting ready to rain

This is the United States of America
The land of the brave and the free
We believe in God and we believe in justice
We believe in liberty
You've been pulling our chain
We should've done something 'bout you a long time ago
But now the flag's flying high and the fur's gonna fly
And soon the whole world's gonna know

This ain't no rag, it's a flag
Old Glory red, white and blue
The stars and the stripes when it comes to a fight
We can do what we have to do
Our people stand proud
The American crowd is faithful, loyal and tough
We're good as the best and better than the rest
And you're gonna find out soon enough
When you look up in the sky
And you see the eagle fly
You better know he's a heading your way
Cause this ain't no rag it's a flag
And it stands for the USA
USA
USA
USA

This is the United States of America
The land of the brave and the free
We believe in God and we believe in justice
We believe in liberty
You've been pulling our chain
We should've done something 'bout you a long time ago
But now the flag's flying high and the fur's gonna fly
And soon the whole world's gonna know

[Urban Rubble]

I literally want to kill Toby Keith. No joke. If I could get away with it I'd shoot him in the face, close range with a shotgun.

Courtesy of The Red, White, and Blue (The Angry American)
American Girls and American Guys
We’ll always stand up and salute
We’ll always recognize
When we see Old Glory Flying
There’s a lot of men dead
So we can sleep in peace at night
When we lay down our head

My daddy served in the army
Where he lost his right eye
But he flew a flag out in our yard
Until the day that he died
He wanted my mother, my brother, my sister and me
To grow up and live happy
In the land of the free.

Now this nation that I love
Has fallen under attack
A mighty sucker punch came flyin’ in
From somewhere in the back
Soon as we could see clearly
Through our big black eye
Man, we lit up your world
Like the 4th of July

Hey Uncle Sam
Put your name at the top of his list
And the Statue of Liberty
Started shakin’ her fist
And the eagle will fly
Man, it’s gonna be hell
When you hear Mother Freedom
Start ringin’ her bell
And it feels like the whole wide world is raining down on you
Brought to you Courtesy of the Red White and Blue

Justice will be served
And the battle will rage
This big dog will fight
When you rattle his cage
And you’ll be sorry that you messed with
The U.S. of A.
`Cause we`ll put a boot in your ass
It`s the American way

Hey Uncle Sam
Put your name at the top of his list
And the Statue of Liberty
Started shakin’ her fist
And the eagle will fly
Man, it’s gonna be hell
When you hear Mother Freedom
Start ringin’ her bell
And it feels like the whole wide world is raining down on you
Brought to you Courtesy of the Red White and Blue

[Dr. Rosenpenis]

I was about to post that song, UR. Folks down here, yes in the ass-hole of the universe as you say, actually like that song. I'm right in between about three military bases and in an extremely wealthy, elite suburb of Pensacola. People listen to this trash.

That first one I actually liked, ATP. At least "rednecks" don't aspire to the bourgeois model of sophistication and "class". At least somebody isn't ashamed of being a true blue-collar working class American!

Again, I'd like to sodomize Toby Keith with an American flag. The pole, of course.

[Anti-Capitalist1]

no wonder the right wingers want to make sodomy illegal...

[Ian]

Sometimes I wonder if America would be better had Hitler won WW2...

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[Anti-Capitalist1]

Originally posted by [email protected] 1 2004, 04:38 AM
Sometimes I wonder if America would be better had Hitler won WW2...

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somehow, I don't think so.

what if is a nice game to play.

[iwwobblie]

There's actually some good country music if you look past the mainstream shit on the radio.Steve Earle,Johnny Cash,Willie Nelson,Townes Van Zandt,and Hank Williams Sr. are all good.Steve Earle is a marxist.My sig is a quote from him.

[Urban Rubble]

Yeah, I do like old country. Johnny Cash is one of my favorite musicians of all time. Merle Haggard was good too.

[Sabocat]

Originally posted by [email protected] 30 2004, 11:38 PM
Sometimes I wonder if America would be better had Hitler won WW2...

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Sometimes I wonder if America would be better had Britain won the war for Independence....

[Hate Is Art]

Probably not to be honest, it would have turned into Austrailia or something.

[dopediana]

willie nelson in concert is something everyone should go see if they can. old willie's old as sin and still rocking.

[Eastside Revolt]

If I Never Stop Loving You

If there ever was a perfect night
This just might be the one
For tellin' you the way I feel
And just how real we've become
If I'm anxious and a little uptight
It's because I wanna ask you this right

Chorus:
If I never stop loving you
Will you never start wantin' me to
Say you won't and that's what I'll do
For forever with a heart so true
If you'll start and end every day
Forever never wantin' me to go away
All I'm ever gonna always do
Is never stop loving you

Please forgive me I'm a little bit nervous
I really rehearsed what to say
It's funny in front of the mirror
My words sounded clearer today
In my heart I've got it straight in my head
I mean everything I think I just said

Chorus

Bridge:
Even though it isn't what I had planned
I really think you understand
If I never stop

Chorus

All I'm ever gonna always do
Is never stop loving you

[Ziggy]

Okie from Muskogee

We don't smoke marijuana in Muskogee;
We don't take our trips on LSD
We don't burn our draft cards down on Main Street;
We like livin' right, and bein' free.

I'm proud to be an Okie from Muskogee,
A place where even squares can have a ball
We still wave Old Glory down at the courthouse,
And white lightnin's still the biggest thrill of all

We don't make a party out of lovin';
We like holdin' hands and pitchin' woo;
We don't let our hair grow long and shaggy,
Like the hippies out in San Francisco do.

And I'm proud to be an Okie from Muskogee,
A place where even squares can have a ball.
We still wave Old Glory down at the courthouse,
And white lightnin's still the biggest thrill of all.

Leather boots are still in style for manly footwear;
Beads and Roman sandals won't be seen.
Football's still the roughest thing on campus,
And the kids here still respect the college dean.

We still wave Old Glory down at the courthouse,
In Muskogee, Oklahoma, USA.

*though i do like phil ochs' cover of this on gunfight at carnegie hall