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ComradeRed
4th August 2004, 19:31
Hilarious, man you all have to read this. Its a fake survival guide "just in case the zombies rise from the dead". It teaches everything from what to do in a small "insurgency" to a world wide zombie infestation. :lol: You have to read this.
pandora
4th August 2004, 19:57
The cult of Zombies in Haiti refers to rising from the dead and also refers to slavery.

As a slave one was essentially dead forced to live only to fulfill the wishes of the master.

A great book to read on how this shaped politics in Haiti is Jean Arstid Batiste's
"Eyes of the Heart" he talks about how Haiti is affected by this and how slavery still exists.
Dirty Commie
4th August 2004, 20:46
I happen to plan how to survive horror movie scenarios, monsters, zombies, vampires, giant insects, etc.

I watch the sci-fi channle all day, I worship George Romero, I am even goung to make my own zombie film once I get a camera.
nakba
11th August 2004, 13:17
this is bulshit, zombies are our friends!
truthaddict11
12th August 2004, 20:08
dont trust scientists or soilders - day of the dead
dont ever think your shelter is safe - dawn and night
the black guy is always the hero - dawn and night
kill all zombies on site no matter if they are your friends or family - return of the living dead.

best advice keep lots of guns and ammo only kill shots, and always always make sure you have enough gas for your helicopter.
Louis Pio
16th August 2004, 11:32
Another good advice is to find alternate ways of killing them for when you run out of ammo. I would suggest a chainsaw.
And remember to watch everything by Romero, you can get some good advice from those films :D
DaCuBaN
16th August 2004, 12:29
Another good advice is to find alternate ways of killing them for when you run out of ammo

I've got an old hand crank drill...


always make sure you have enough gas for your helicopter.

I need no helicopter - I'm determined to replace the front bumper on my car with a cow-catcher... :D
truthaddict11
17th August 2004, 04:44
Originally posted by [email protected] 16 2004, 07:29 AM




I need no helicopter - I'm determined to replace the front bumper on my car with a cow-catcher... :D
dont you get the reference to DOTD 79?